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Somewhat Threatening Festive Buff Banner
Limited Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • Limited quantity
  • Banners Deployed: 86
Named
Robot Santa's Oath Breaker
Limited Level 10 Server-Clearing Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% √úberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 4883
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Robot Santa's Progression Anticipator
Limited Level 10 Truly Feared Bow - Found in Crate
Lock on Heads, You are Dead
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 234
Named
Robot Santa's Children Lacerater
Limited Level 10 Server-Clearing Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -33% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 75% slower
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 3374
NamedDescribed
Robot Santa's Fish Fleshlight
Limited Level 42 Hale's Own Fish - Found in Crate
Penetrating this has got to be embarassing...
  • Limited quantity
  • Humiliations: 8608
NamedDescribed
Jewish Dehumanizer (Crematorium)
Level 10 Hale's Own Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
W+M2+Secondary+Melee
  • This weapon holsters 30% faster
  • This weapon deploys 60% faster
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • -66% afterburn damage penalty
  • +25% airblast cost
  • Kills: 10834
  • Projectiles Reflected: 2774
NamedDescribed
HINT: I AM NOT A SPY
Level 10 Rage-Inducing Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Hate spies? Well then you must hate me too. Damn sneaky pyro....
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • +150% airblast cost
  • Kills: 2090
  • Posthumous Kills: 7
Strange Flame Thrower
Level 1 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Direct damage reduces Medi Gun healing and resist shield effects by 25%.
Alt-Fire: Release a blast of air that pushes enemies and projectiles and extinguish allies that are on fire.
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • Tradable After: 2012-09-06 22:14:02
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Epic Flare Gun
Level 10 Epic Flare Gun - Found in Crate
This weapon will reload when not active
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • Kills: 5347
Hale's Own Frying Pan
Level 5 Hale's Own Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
  • Kills: 9350
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Fox News Mk. II (Robot Santa)
Limited Level 1 Hale's Own Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
Fox News, Spam News Get Views
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 9505
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NamedDescribed
Water
Level 5 Hale's Own Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
Or was it Lemonade? I forget.
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Can be used to extinguish fires.
  • Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%
  • Sodden Victims: 11304
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Are you 0K? (Zero Kelvin)
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Knife - Found in Crate
Zero Kelvin is the theoretical temperature at which all particles stop moving.
  • On Hit by Fire: Fireproof for 1 second and Afterburn immunity for 10 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates in 15 seconds and by picking up ammo
  • Kills: 210
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Robot Santa's Midnight Snack
Limited Level 1 Spectacularly Lethal Lunch Box - Found in Crate
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
  • Limited quantity
  • Food Items Eaten: 310
Named
Diamond Encrusted Golden Medi Gun
Level 1 Server-Clearing Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 3563
  • Kill Assists: 5667
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
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Gore-Spattered Equalizer
Level 10 Gore-Spattered Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
  • Kills: 463
Somewhat Threatening Escape Plan
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
  • Kills: 93
  • Revenges: 3
Face-Melting Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Face-Melting Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
  • Kills: 1110
Wicked Nasty Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
  • Kills: 712
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Server-Clearing Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 3 Server-Clearing Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
  • Kills: 3569
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Sufficiently Lethal L'Etranger
Level 5 Sufficiently Lethal Revolver - Found in Crate
  • +40% cloak duration
  • +15% cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
  • Kills: 183
Named
Robot Santa's .50 Revolving Desert Eagle
Limited Level 5 Hale's Own Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 8831
  • Headshot Kills: 564
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NamedDescribed
Abandoned Box of Black Babies
Level 5 Hale's Own Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
1 of the million abandoned boxes of black babies, from the womb to your doorstep
  • On Hit: Gain up to +20 health per attack
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 12542
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
NamedDescribed
Robot Santa Claus's X-Mas Murder Spree
Limited Level 1 Hale's Own Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
Have you been naughty?
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 25813
  • Gib Kills: 25360
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 19793
  • Buildings Destroyed: 298
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Robot Santa's Epilepsy Agitator
Limited Level 1 Hale's Own Scattergun - Found in Crate
Achievement Earned!: Brain Scrambler (Seizure Achiever)
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 10981
  • Dominations: 61
  • Defenders Killed: 81
  • Scouts Killed: 5774
NamedDescribed
Reservoir Dogs
Level 10 Hale's Own Shotgun - Found in Crate
Pop and Drop
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
  • Kills: 18928
Named
Robot Santa's Frontier Psychiatrist
Limited Level 5 Gore-Spattered Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Gain 2 revenge crits for each sentry kill and
    1 for each sentry assist when your sentry is destroyed.
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Revenge crits are lost on death
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 412
Hale's Own Shotgun
Level 1 Hale's Own Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 10872
  • Kills Under A Full Moon: 7048
  • Soldiers Killed: 2360
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Wicked Nasty Market Gardener
Level 10 Wicked Nasty Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 504
Named
Thanks for the Health
Level 5 Face-Melting Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 1288
Unremarkable Homewrecker
Level 5 Unremarkable Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • +100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
  • Kills: 15
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GK8 Gauss Rifle
Level 5 Spectacularly Lethal Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
  • Kills: 329
  • Headshot Kills: 177
Rage-Inducing Festive Sniper Rifle
Limited Level 1 Rage-Inducing Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 1716
Server-Clearing Sapper
Level 1 Server-Clearing Sapper - Found in Crate
Place on enemy buildings to disable and slowly drain away its health. Placing a sapper does not remove your disguise
  • Buildings Sapped: 1436
Named
Strange Exploding Dildo
Level 10 Sufficiently Lethal Stick Bomb - Found in Crate
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 100% slower
  • Kills: 196
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Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Melee hits refill 20% of your charge meter.
  • Ammo boxes collected also give Charge
  • No random critical hits
  • -80% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -80% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Uncharitable Blutsauger
Level 5 Uncharitable Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Gain up to +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Tradable After: 2012-04-04 12:36:54
  • Kills: 124
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
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Epic Dead Ringer
Level 5 Epic Invis Watch - Found in Crate
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death.
    Leave a fake corpse on taking damage
    and temporarily gain invisibility, speed and damage resistance.
  • +50% cloak regen rate
  • +40% cloak duration
  • -50% cloak meter when Feign Death is activated
  • No cloak meter from ammo boxes when invisible
  • -35% cloak meter from ammo boxes
  • Deaths Feigned: 5248
Hale's Own Jag
Level 15 Hale's Own Wrench - Found in Crate
  • +15% faster firing speed
  • Construction hit speed boost increased by 30%
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 20% slower repair rate
  • -33% damage penalty vs buildings
  • Sentry Kills: 18917
  • Kills: 359
  • Sappers Removed: 283
The Adequate Altruist's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Adequate Altruist's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 9
  • Untradable
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Unremarkable Razorback
Level 10 Unremarkable Shield - Found in Crate
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
  • Spies Shocked: 14