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The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Spellbook Magazine
Level 51 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enable picking up and casting spells.
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
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Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
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The Lollichop
Level 25 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Gifted
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -33% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 75% slower
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Gifted
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -33% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 75% slower
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Named
Robot Santa's Children Lacerater
Limited Level 10 Server-Clearing Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -33% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 75% slower
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 3374
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • Build 'Mmmph' by dealing damage.
    Alt-Fire on full 'Mmmph': Taunt to gain crit for several seconds.
    Invulnerable while 'Mmmph' taunting.
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • This weapon holsters 30% faster
  • This weapon deploys 60% faster
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • -66% afterburn damage penalty
  • +25% airblast cost
NamedDescribed
Jewish Dehumanizer (Crematorium)
Level 10 Hale's Own Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
W+M2+Secondary+Melee
  • This weapon holsters 30% faster
  • This weapon deploys 60% faster
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • -66% afterburn damage penalty
  • +25% airblast cost
  • Kills: 10834
  • Projectiles Reflected: 2774
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • +150% airblast cost
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • +150% airblast cost
NamedDescribed
HINT: I AM NOT A SPY
Level 10 Rage-Inducing Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Hate spies? Well then you must hate me too. Damn sneaky pyro....
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • +150% airblast cost
  • Kills: 2090
  • Posthumous Kills: 7
Strange Flame Thrower
Level 1 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Direct damage reduces Medi Gun healing and resist shield effects by 25%.
Alt-Fire: Release a blast of air that pushes enemies and projectiles and extinguish allies that are on fire.
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • Tradable After: 2012-09-06 22:14:02
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
  • 100% mini-crits vs burning players
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and explodes when it hits the ground.
    Increased knock back on burning players
  • -35% damage penalty
  • -35% self damage force
Epic Flare Gun
Level 10 Epic Flare Gun - Found in Crate
This weapon will reload when not active
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • Kills: 5347
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
  • 100% mini-crits vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
  • +50% damage to self
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
  • 100% mini-crits vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
  • +50% damage to self
Hale's Own Frying Pan
Level 5 Hale's Own Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
  • Kills: 9350
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Gifted
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
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The Necro Smasher
Level 50 Hammer - Achievement
  • Untradable
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • No random critical hits
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The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -33% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 75% slower
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -33% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 75% slower
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -33% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 75% slower
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -33% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 75% slower
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -33% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 75% slower
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Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Crafted
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • Crafted by PRiNTDAMNiT!
  • -20% damage penalty
  • Untradable
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The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
NamedDescribed
Reservoir Dogs
Level 10 Hale's Own Shotgun - Found in Crate
Pop and Drop
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
  • Kills: 18928
Hale's Own Shotgun
Level 1 Hale's Own Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 10872
  • Kills Under A Full Moon: 7048
  • Soldiers Killed: 2360
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Purchased
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Uncraftable
Gift
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Gifted
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Gift from: Ted Cruzumaki
The Neon Annihilator
Level 14 Sign - Timed Drop
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
The Neon Annihilator
Level 52 Sign - Timed Drop
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
The Neon Annihilator
Level 79 Sign - Timed Drop
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
The Neon Annihilator
Level 80 Sign - Timed Drop
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
Genuine Neon Annihilator
Level 1 Sign - Steam Purchase
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Timed Drop
  • Style: Universal
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - MvM Badge completion reward
  • When weapon is active:
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
Named
Thanks for the Health
Level 5 Face-Melting Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 1288
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • +100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • +100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • +100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • +100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • +100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
Gift
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Gifted
  • +100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • Gift from: Ted Cruzumaki
  • -25% damage vs players
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • +100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • +100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • +100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
Unremarkable Homewrecker
Level 5 Unremarkable Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • +100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
  • Kills: 15
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Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff - Steam Purchase
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
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Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1 Backpack - Steam Purchase
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests we've conducted with this product!
6710
The Ornament Armament #6710
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Crafted
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
  • Craft number: 6710
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8349
Apparition's Aspect #8349
Level 13 Hat - Crafted
  • Craft number: 8349
7061
The Last Breath #7061
Level 13 Hat - Crafted
  • Craft number: 7061
The Necronomicrown
Level 82 Hat - Achievement
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart! Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
  • Untradable
Haunted Plutonidome
Level 22 Hat - Found in Crate
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium. Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
  • Style: Functioning
The Waxy Wayfinder
Level 94 Hat - Timed Drop
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
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9670
The Little Buddy #9670
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
  • Craft number: 9670
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and then killing them.
The HazMat Headcase
Level 70 Hat - Found in Crate
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable 350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own sweltering hell.
  • Style: Reinforced
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 97 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Style: Original
The Bolted Birdcage
Level 92 Hat - Found in Crate
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama "The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
Plumber's Pipe
Level 59 Hat - Found in Crate
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes with pipe, length of wire.
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 6 Hat - Timed Drop
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
The Attendant
Level 91 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
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1011
The Scrap Pack #1011
Level 67 Robot - Crafted
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
  • Craft number: 1011
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project - Steam Purchase
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get super powers if you drink it.
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
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The Neon Annihilator
Level 77 Sign - Timed Drop
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
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The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
  • 100% mini-crits vs burning players
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and explodes when it hits the ground.
    Increased knock back on burning players
  • -35% damage penalty
  • -35% self damage force
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
This weapon will reload when not active
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
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The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • Build 'Mmmph' by dealing damage.
    Alt-Fire on full 'Mmmph': Taunt to gain crit for several seconds.
    Invulnerable while 'Mmmph' taunting.
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -33% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 75% slower
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -33% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 75% slower
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • No random critical hits