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The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 34 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Creates a ring of flames while spun up
  • 25% damage bonus vs burning players
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Consumes an additional 4 ammo per second while spun up
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share chocolate with a friend (Small Health Kit)
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Spellbook Magazine
Level 51 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enable picking up and casting spells.
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
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Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
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The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
Hale's Own Frying Pan
Level 5 Hale's Own Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
  • Kills: 9350
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +40% faster firing speed
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • On Hit: Gain a speed boost
  • -60% damage penalty
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +40% faster firing speed
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • On Hit: Gain a speed boost
  • -60% damage penalty
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +40% faster firing speed
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • On Hit: Gain a speed boost
  • -60% damage penalty
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +40% faster firing speed
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • On Hit: Gain a speed boost
  • -60% damage penalty
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +40% faster firing speed
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • On Hit: Gain a speed boost
  • -60% damage penalty
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
  • This weapon holsters 100% slower
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
  • This weapon holsters 100% slower
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The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
  • This weapon holsters 100% slower
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
  • This weapon holsters 100% slower
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
  • This weapon holsters 100% slower
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • This weapon holsters 50% slower
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • This weapon holsters 50% slower
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • This weapon holsters 50% slower
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% damage bonus
  • +50 health restored on kill
  • 30% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% damage bonus
  • +50 health restored on kill
  • 30% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% damage bonus
  • +50 health restored on kill
  • 30% damage vulnerability on wearer
Gift
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Gifted
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% damage bonus
  • +50 health restored on kill
  • Gift from: Have A Crate Day!
  • 30% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% damage bonus
  • +50 health restored on kill
  • 30% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% damage bonus
  • +50 health restored on kill
  • 30% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% damage bonus
  • +50 health restored on kill
  • 30% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% damage bonus
  • +50 health restored on kill
  • 30% damage vulnerability on wearer
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The Necro Smasher
Level 50 Hammer - Achievement
  • Untradable
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The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Gifted
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Crafted
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?
Genuine Robo-Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Gifted
Robots don't just run off oil. They also run off metal things constructed to resemble human food. Why? Why don't you tell me, if you're so smart? If anything, eating a metal sandwich makes MORE sense. Why don't you and oil have a baby that you have shared custody of after you and oil have a messy divorce if you love oil so much?
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The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - MvM Badge completion reward
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share chocolate with a friend (Small Health Kit)
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share chocolate with a friend (Small Health Kit)
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share chocolate with a friend (Small Health Kit)
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share chocolate with a friend (Small Health Kit)
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share chocolate with a friend (Small Health Kit)
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - MvM Badge completion reward
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share chocolate with a friend (Small Health Kit)
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share chocolate with a friend (Small Health Kit)
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Named
Robot Santa's Midnight Snack
Limited Level 1 Spectacularly Lethal Lunch Box - Found in Crate
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
  • Limited quantity
  • Food Items Eaten: 310
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The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Untradable
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 10 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Creates a ring of flames while spun up
  • 25% damage bonus vs burning players
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Consumes an additional 4 ammo per second while spun up
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 18 Minigun - Gifted
  • Creates a ring of flames while spun up
  • 25% damage bonus vs burning players
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Consumes an additional 4 ammo per second while spun up
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 53 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Creates a ring of flames while spun up
  • 25% damage bonus vs burning players
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Consumes an additional 4 ammo per second while spun up
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 53 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Creates a ring of flames while spun up
  • 25% damage bonus vs burning players
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Consumes an additional 4 ammo per second while spun up
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 72 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Creates a ring of flames while spun up
  • 25% damage bonus vs burning players
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Consumes an additional 4 ammo per second while spun up
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 79 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Creates a ring of flames while spun up
  • 25% damage bonus vs burning players
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Consumes an additional 4 ammo per second while spun up
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 91 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Creates a ring of flames while spun up
  • 25% damage bonus vs burning players
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Consumes an additional 4 ammo per second while spun up
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 95 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Creates a ring of flames while spun up
  • 25% damage bonus vs burning players
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Consumes an additional 4 ammo per second while spun up
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 100 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Creates a ring of flames while spun up
  • 25% damage bonus vs burning players
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Consumes an additional 4 ammo per second while spun up
Genuine Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 Minigun - Steam Purchase
  • Creates a ring of flames while spun up
  • 25% damage bonus vs burning players
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Consumes an additional 4 ammo per second while spun up
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • 20% faster spin up time
  • 20% more accurate
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • 20% faster spin up time
  • 20% more accurate
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • 20% faster spin up time
  • 20% more accurate
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • 20% faster spin up time
  • 20% more accurate
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • 20% faster spin up time
  • 20% more accurate
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • 20% faster spin up time
  • 20% more accurate
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • 20% faster spin up time
  • 20% more accurate
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • 20% faster spin up time
  • 20% more accurate
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
  • Untradable
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
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Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
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The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • +33% clip size
  • +15% faster firing speed
  • -15% damage penalty
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • +33% clip size
  • +15% faster firing speed
  • -15% damage penalty
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • +33% clip size
  • +15% faster firing speed
  • -15% damage penalty
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • +33% clip size
  • +15% faster firing speed
  • -15% damage penalty
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • +33% clip size
  • +15% faster firing speed
  • -15% damage penalty
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • +33% clip size
  • +15% faster firing speed
  • -15% damage penalty
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • +33% clip size
  • +15% faster firing speed
  • -15% damage penalty
Hale's Own Shotgun
Level 1 Hale's Own Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 10872
  • Kills Under A Full Moon: 7048
  • Soldiers Killed: 2360
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texture
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Purchased
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Uncraftable
Gift
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Gifted
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Gift from: Ted Cruzumaki
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Timed Drop
  • Style: Universal
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Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff - Steam Purchase
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
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34394
The Purity Fist #34394
Level 10 Cosmetic Augmentation - Crafted
  • Crafted by PRiNTDAMNiT!
  • Craft number: 34394
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The Last Bite
Level 40 Coffin - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
NamedDescribed
6978
Robot Santa's Super-Glued Facial Hair #6978
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Made of 47% Bone Marrow 3% Jesus Juice 23% Jesus's Beard and 27% Alluminum
  • Craft number: 6978
  • Style: Classic
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
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Genuine Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait. That's what he had. You get this hat.
Coupe D'isaster
Level 96 Hat - Found in Crate
Unusual One-Man Army
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one thing: A good supply of body bags.
  • Effect: Orbiting Fire
  • Style: Style 1
Painted with Muskelmannbraun
Unusual Dread Knot
Level 31 Hat - Found in Crate
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
  • Effect: Blizzardy Storm
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5522
The Team Captain #5522
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
  • Craft number: 5522
The Samson Skewer
Level 61 Cosmetic Knife - Achievement
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of matches and three raisins.
  • Style: Menacing
  • Untradable
Genuine Cold War Luchador
Level 10 Mask - Steam Purchase
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile Crisis.
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
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Genuine Triad Trinket
Level 1 Necklace - Steam Purchase
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home."
  • Style: Bare
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Timed Drop
Keep little healing man close.
Named
Symbole du Sexyness
Level 100 Ring - Purchased
  • A perpetual bond of commitment between PRiNTDAMNiT!
  • and The Great One, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos - Steam Purchase
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Genuine UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Season 8
  • Untradable
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Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Spirit Animal - Steam Purchase
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +40% faster firing speed
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • On Hit: Gain a speed boost
  • -60% damage penalty
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • +33% clip size
  • +15% faster firing speed
  • -15% damage penalty
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% damage bonus
  • +50 health restored on kill
  • 30% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 45 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Creates a ring of flames while spun up
  • 25% damage bonus vs burning players
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Consumes an additional 4 ammo per second while spun up
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Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • 20% faster spin up time
  • 20% more accurate
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
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The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Gifted
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
  • This weapon holsters 100% slower
  • Untradable