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Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: Spent Well Spirits
Level 39 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Demoman Taunt
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Power Up Canteen
Level 47 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 55 Axe - Crafted
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Crafted by PRiNTDAMNiT!
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Gifted
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
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Hale's Own Frying Pan
Level 5 Hale's Own Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
  • Kills: 9350
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Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% projectile speed
  • +20% damage vs buildings
  • -25% clip size
  • -25% explosion radius
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% projectile speed
  • +20% damage vs buildings
  • -25% clip size
  • -25% explosion radius
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% projectile speed
  • +20% damage vs buildings
  • -25% clip size
  • -25% explosion radius
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% projectile speed
  • +20% damage vs buildings
  • -25% clip size
  • -25% explosion radius
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% projectile speed
  • +20% damage vs buildings
  • -25% clip size
  • -25% explosion radius
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% projectile speed
  • +20% damage vs buildings
  • -25% clip size
  • -25% explosion radius
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% projectile speed
  • +20% damage vs buildings
  • -25% clip size
  • -25% explosion radius
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Gifted
  • +25% projectile speed
  • +20% damage vs buildings
  • -25% clip size
  • -25% explosion radius
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% projectile speed
  • +20% damage vs buildings
  • -25% clip size
  • -25% explosion radius
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% projectile speed
  • +20% damage vs buildings
  • -25% clip size
  • -25% explosion radius
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% projectile speed
  • +20% damage vs buildings
  • -25% clip size
  • -25% explosion radius
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% projectile speed
  • +20% damage vs buildings
  • -25% clip size
  • -25% explosion radius
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Crafted
  • +25% projectile speed
  • +20% damage vs buildings
  • -25% clip size
  • -25% explosion radius
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
Double Donk! Bomb explosions after a cannon ball impact will deal mini-crits to impact victims
  • Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
  • +20% projectile speed
  • Cannonballs push players back on impact
  • Cannonballs do not explode on impact
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
Double Donk! Bomb explosions after a cannon ball impact will deal mini-crits to impact victims
  • Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
  • +20% projectile speed
  • Cannonballs push players back on impact
  • Cannonballs do not explode on impact
NamedDescribed
Fox News Mk. II (Robot Santa)
Limited Level 1 Hale's Own Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
Fox News, Spam News Get Views
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 9505
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The Necro Smasher
Level 50 Hammer - Achievement
  • Untradable
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The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
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The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 37 Parachute - Timed Drop
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 87 Parachute - Crafted
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 89 Parachute - Timed Drop
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 94 Parachute - Timed Drop
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
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The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
Face-Melting Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Face-Melting Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
  • Kills: 1110
Wicked Nasty Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
  • Kills: 712
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Quickiebomb Launcher
Level 34 Stickybomb Launcher - Gifted
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • -0.20000000298 sec faster bomb arm time
  • Max charge time decreased by 70%
  • Up to +35% damage based on charge
  • -15% damage penalty
  • -50% clip size
  • Untradable
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • -6 max pipebombs out
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • -6 max pipebombs out
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
Server-Clearing Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 3 Server-Clearing Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
  • Kills: 3569
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Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Purchased
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Uncraftable
Gift
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Gifted
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Gift from: Ted Cruzumaki
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Timed Drop
  • Style: Universal
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The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff - Steam Purchase
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 100% slower
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 100% slower
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 100% slower
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 100% slower
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 100% slower
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 100% slower
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 100% slower
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Strange Exploding Dildo
Level 10 Sufficiently Lethal Stick Bomb - Found in Crate
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 100% slower
  • Kills: 196
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
  • No random critical hits
  • 15% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
  • No random critical hits
  • 15% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
  • No random critical hits
  • 15% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
  • No random critical hits
  • 15% damage vulnerability on wearer
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The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
  • No random critical hits
  • 15% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Melee hits refill 20% of your charge meter.
  • Ammo boxes collected also give Charge
  • No random critical hits
  • -80% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -80% max secondary ammo on wearer
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Melee hits refill 20% of your charge meter.
  • Ammo boxes collected also give Charge
  • No random critical hits
  • -80% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -80% max secondary ammo on wearer
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Gifted
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Melee hits refill 20% of your charge meter.
  • Ammo boxes collected also give Charge
  • No random critical hits
  • -80% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -80% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • Untradable
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Melee hits refill 20% of your charge meter.
  • Ammo boxes collected also give Charge
  • No random critical hits
  • -80% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -80% max secondary ammo on wearer
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Melee hits refill 20% of your charge meter.
  • Ammo boxes collected also give Charge
  • No random critical hits
  • -80% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -80% max secondary ammo on wearer
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Timed Drop
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Melee hits refill 20% of your charge meter.
  • Ammo boxes collected also give Charge
  • No random critical hits
  • -80% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -80% max secondary ammo on wearer
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Melee hits refill 20% of your charge meter.
  • Ammo boxes collected also give Charge
  • No random critical hits
  • -80% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -80% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • Kills: 0
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Gifted
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Gifted
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
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The Tartantaloons #7526
Level 86 Apparel - Crafted
Are these Scottish pantaloons historically accurate? You got us. Why don't you go ask your boyfriend History?
  • Crafted by PRiNTDAMNiT!
  • Craft number: 7526
Gift
The Dark Age Defender
Level 32 Cosmetic Armor - Gifted
This knight's armor will repel anything someone from the 12th century might throw at you, be it a rock, a sword, a thatched cottage or a Merlin.
  • Gift from: You
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The Ornament Armament #6710
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Crafted
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
  • Craft number: 6710
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
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Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Gifted
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Gifted
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
The Scottish Snarl
Level 40 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
NamedDescribed
6978
Robot Santa's Super-Glued Facial Hair #6978
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Made of 47% Bone Marrow 3% Jesus Juice 23% Jesus's Beard and 27% Alluminum
  • Craft number: 6978
  • Style: Classic
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Untradable
Painted with A Mann's Mint
The Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight! Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can too.
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The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 19 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by pew pew laser beams
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 24 Hat - Traded
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Private Eye
Level 7 Hat - Found in Crate
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
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Reggaelator
Level 7 Hat - Found in Crate
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
  • Style: Original
The Frontier Djustice
Level 8 Hat - Found in Crate
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Tam O' Shanter
Level 92 Hat - Found in Crate
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 55 Hat - Found in Crate
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside, where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 88 Mascot - Timed Drop
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
  • Style: Distinguished
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 95 Mascot - Found in Crate
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
  • Style: Distinguished
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Named
Symbole du Sexyness
Level 100 Ring - Purchased
  • A perpetual bond of commitment between PRiNTDAMNiT!
  • and The Great One, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project - Steam Purchase
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get super powers if you drink it.
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +20% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • +50% increase in charge recharge rate
  • Style: Classic
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +20% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • +50% increase in charge recharge rate
  • Style: Classic
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +20% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • +50% increase in charge recharge rate
  • Style: Classic
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +20% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • +50% increase in charge recharge rate
  • Style: Classic
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Gifted
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +20% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • +50% increase in charge recharge rate
  • Style: Classic
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +20% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • +50% increase in charge recharge rate
  • Style: Classic
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +20% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • +50% increase in charge recharge rate
  • Style: Classic
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +20% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • +50% increase in charge recharge rate
  • Style: Classic
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +20% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • +50% increase in charge recharge rate
  • Style: Classic
The Tide Turner
Level 11 Shield - Crafted
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a mini-crit melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
  • +15% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Full turning control while charging
  • Melee kills refill 75% of your charge meter.
  • Taking damage while shield charging reduces remaining charging time
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +30% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +30% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +30% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +30% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +30% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +30% explosive damage resistance on wearer
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The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape - Steam Purchase
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
  • Style: Yuurei
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Spirit Animal - Steam Purchase
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
The Tide Turner
Level 90 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a mini-crit melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
  • +15% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Full turning control while charging
  • Melee kills refill 75% of your charge meter.
  • Taking damage while shield charging reduces remaining charging time
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% projectile speed
  • +20% damage vs buildings
  • -25% clip size
  • -25% explosion radius
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +30% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 8 Parachute - Timed Drop
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
The Quickiebomb Launcher
Level 24 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • -0.20000000298 sec faster bomb arm time
  • Max charge time decreased by 70%
  • Up to +35% damage based on charge
  • -15% damage penalty
  • -50% clip size
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% projectile speed
  • +20% damage vs buildings
  • -25% clip size
  • -25% explosion radius
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
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The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +30% explosive damage resistance on wearer
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The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
  • No random critical hits
  • 15% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
Double Donk! Bomb explosions after a cannon ball impact will deal mini-crits to impact victims
  • Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
  • +20% projectile speed
  • Cannonballs push players back on impact
  • Cannonballs do not explode on impact
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
Double Donk! Bomb explosions after a cannon ball impact will deal mini-crits to impact victims
  • Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
  • +20% projectile speed
  • Cannonballs push players back on impact
  • Cannonballs do not explode on impact