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Decorated Weapon Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
Spellbook Magazine
Level 51 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enable picking up and casting spells.
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
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Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Gifted
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Achievement
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • Untradable
Somewhat Threatening Festive Buff Banner
Limited Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • Limited quantity
  • Banners Deployed: 86
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The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
Hale's Own Frying Pan
Level 5 Hale's Own Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
  • Kills: 9350
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The Necro Smasher
Level 50 Hammer - Achievement
  • Untradable
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - CD Key
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
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The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
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The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 37 Parachute - Timed Drop
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 87 Parachute - Crafted
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 89 Parachute - Timed Drop
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 94 Parachute - Timed Drop
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
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The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Gifted
  • When weapon is active:
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
Gore-Spattered Equalizer
Level 10 Gore-Spattered Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
  • Kills: 463
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
Somewhat Threatening Escape Plan
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
  • Kills: 93
  • Revenges: 3
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Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
Gift
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Gifted
  • Gift from: JuJu: Gem is Not Crash
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
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The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 68 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • -20% explosion radius
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 74 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • -20% explosion radius
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 74 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • -20% explosion radius
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 77 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • -20% explosion radius
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 78 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • -20% explosion radius
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 86 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • -20% explosion radius
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 90 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • -20% explosion radius
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 96 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • -20% explosion radius
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Gifted
  • +25% clip size
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • -25% damage penalty
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% clip size
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • -25% damage penalty
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% clip size
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • -25% damage penalty
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% clip size
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • -25% damage penalty
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% clip size
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • -25% damage penalty
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% clip size
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • -25% damage penalty
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Gain up to +20 health per attack
  • -25% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Gain up to +20 health per attack
  • -25% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
NamedDescribed
Abandoned Box of Black Babies
Level 5 Hale's Own Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
1 of the million abandoned boxes of black babies, from the womb to your doorstep
  • On Hit: Gain up to +20 health per attack
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 12542
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
Named
Genuine Orgasminaali
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Steam Purchase
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • -70% explosion radius
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • -70% explosion radius
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • -70% explosion radius
The Air Strike
Level 13 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • -15% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • Increased attack speed and smaller blast radius while blast jumping
  • Clip size increased on kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • -10% explosion radius
The Air Strike
Level 46 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • -15% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • Increased attack speed and smaller blast radius while blast jumping
  • Clip size increased on kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • -10% explosion radius
NamedDescribed
Robot Santa Claus's X-Mas Murder Spree
Limited Level 1 Hale's Own Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
Have you been naughty?
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 25813
  • Gib Kills: 25360
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 19793
  • Buildings Destroyed: 298
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
  • Uncraftable
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
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The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
NamedDescribed
Reservoir Dogs
Level 10 Hale's Own Shotgun - Found in Crate
Pop and Drop
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
  • Kills: 18928
Hale's Own Shotgun
Level 1 Hale's Own Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 10872
  • Kills Under A Full Moon: 7048
  • Soldiers Killed: 2360
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The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
Wicked Nasty Market Gardener
Level 10 Wicked Nasty Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 504
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Purchased
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Uncraftable
Gift
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Gifted
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Gift from: JuJu: Gem is Not Crash
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Timed Drop
  • Style: Universal
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The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
  • +4 health regenerated per second on wearer
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
  • +4 health regenerated per second on wearer
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
  • +4 health regenerated per second on wearer
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
  • +4 health regenerated per second on wearer
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff - Steam Purchase
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
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The Captain's Cocktails
Level 75 Decorative Bombs - Found in Crate
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's looking? We bet yes!
6710
The Ornament Armament #6710
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Crafted
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
  • Craft number: 6710
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The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
NamedDescribed
7609
Robot Santa's Non-Metalic Oil Warmer #7609
Level 18 Coat - Crafted
Keeping gears movin' and kids dyin' Since 2801
  • Crafted by PROTON
  • Craft number: 7609
Antarctic Parka
Level 23 Coat - Crafted
  • Crafted by PRiNTDAMNiT!
NamedDescribed
6978
Robot Santa's Super-Glued Facial Hair #6978
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Made of 47% Bone Marrow 3% Jesus Juice 23% Jesus's Beard and 27% Alluminum
  • Craft number: 6978
  • Style: Classic
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
18
Defiant Spartan
Level 3 Hat - Timed Drop
11541
Hero's Hachimaki #11541
Level 18 Hat - Crafted
  • Craft number: 11541
  • Untradable
19
Tyrant's Helm
Level 28 Hat - Purchased
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
  • Uncraftable
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 60 Hat - Timed Drop
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
5522
The Team Captain #5522
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
  • Craft number: 5522
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 4 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Lumbricus Lid
Limited Level 68 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Limited quantity
8397
The Whirly Warrior #8397
Level 71 Helmet - Crafted
"To your left, some French buildings. Directly in front of us is the Eiffel Tower, which I'm about to bring down. This concludes our helicopter tour of France."
  • Crafted by PRiNTDAMNiT!
  • Craft number: 8397
Genuine Big Daddy
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Enjoy all of the benefits of being President (leading the free world, joining up with bank-robbing surf-gangs, steep discounts at fast food restaurants) with this tricky Presidential mask.
Genuine First American
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Statesman. Scientist. Inventor. Pretend to be all of these things and more with this Benjamin Franklin mask. So life-like, the real Franklin will think he invented another version of himself!
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Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Timed Drop
Keep little healing man close.
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project - Steam Purchase
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get super powers if you drink it.
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
Genuine UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Season 8
  • Untradable
8526
Fancy Dress Uniform #8526
Level 18 Uniform - Crafted
  • Craft number: 8526
21
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
  • Style: Yuurei
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • -70% explosion radius
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 8 Parachute - Timed Drop
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
22
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
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The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
  • +4 health regenerated per second on wearer
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 61 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • -20% explosion radius
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active