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Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor - Steam Purchase
  • Quantity: 25
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Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
  • Style: Normal
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Genuine UGC Highlander Silver Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Fall 2011
  • Untradable
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
Genuine UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Season 6
  • Untradable
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Limited Level 20 Badge - Steam Purchase
  • Limited quantity
Genuine UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Season 8
  • Untradable
Genuine UGC Highlander Silver Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Season 9
  • Untradable
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Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
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Genuine Tomb Wrapper
Level 1 Bandages - Steam Purchase
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy! But priceless.
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Steam Purchase
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Genuine Buck Turner All-Stars
Level 1 Shoes - Steam Purchase
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes. Both his feet were later amputated.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Cross-Comm Express
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they can catch up to you.
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes - Steam Purchase
Show balls who is the boss.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
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Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff - Steam Purchase
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
  • Killstreaker: 2002.0
  • Sheen: 6.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2015-08-13 07:00:00
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Genuine Tyrant's Helm
Level 71 Hat - CD Key
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
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Genuine Brigade Helm
Level 53 Hat - CD Key
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Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat - Traded
I put on my wizard's hat.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Glengarry Bonnet
Level 97 Hat - CD Key
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Genuine Officer's Ushanka
Level 88 Hat - CD Key
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10 Cosmetic Augmentation - Steam Purchase
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Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Steam Purchase
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • 10% increased damage to your sentry's target
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Steam Purchase
  • Alt-Fire: -10 ammo per attack and -5 ammo per projectile destroyed
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -5 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
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Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing.
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Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Steam Purchase
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
    or backstab kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits