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The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +20% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • +50% increase in charge recharge rate
  • Style: Classic
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +20% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • +50% increase in charge recharge rate
  • Style: Classic
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 100% slower
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
  • No random critical hits
  • 15% damage vulnerability on wearer
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The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
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The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
Double Donk! Bomb explosions after a cannon ball impact will deal mini-crits to impact victims
  • Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
  • +20% projectile speed
  • Cannonballs push players back on impact
  • Cannonballs do not explode on impact
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 100% slower
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • -6 max pipebombs out
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +20% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • +50% increase in charge recharge rate
  • Style: Classic
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Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Gifted
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
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Fancy Spellbook
Level 1 Spellbook - Achievement

This is a fine-looking spellbook, full of pages you've collected. But you can never have too much magic...
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Pages of Tumidum: 1
  • Pages of Gratanter: 1
  • Pages of Congeriae: 1
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
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Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Hair of the Dog
Level 2 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Scottish Snarl
Level 62 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 89 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
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Taunt: Oblooterated
Level 26 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Demoman Taunt
Taunt: Rock, Paper, Scissors
Level 26 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Opposing teams will face off to the death.
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
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10109
The Macho Mann #10109
Level 17 Glasses - Crafted
Sometimes it really does take a village, people.
  • Crafted by REKLAS
  • Craft number: 10109
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 71 Apparel - Found in Crate
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 20 Apparel - Found in Crate
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
  • 13595446.0
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
Genuine Buck Turner All-Stars
Level 1 Shoes - Steam Purchase
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes. Both his feet were later amputated.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Bruiser's Bandanna
Level 3 Bandana - Found in Crate
  • Style: Original
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots - Purchased
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
  • Uncraftable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Killstreaker: 2003.0
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Purchased
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Halloween Drop
  • Style: Universal
  • Uncraftable
The Necro Smasher
Level 50 Hammer - Achievement
  • Untradable
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff - Steam Purchase
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
  • Killstreaker: 2002.0
  • Sheen: 6.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2015-08-13 07:00:00
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The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Traded
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Traded
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
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Unusual Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 22 Hat - Found in Crate
  • 8208497.0
  • Tradable After: 2015-08-30 07:00:00
  • Effect: Poisoned Shadows
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
NamedDescribed
Ratigan's Hat
Level 4 Hat - Found in Crate
and Fidget the Bat
  • 13595446.0
  • Tradable After: 2015-08-04 07:00:00
  • Effect: Something Burning This Way Comes
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 34 Hat - Crafted
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
  • Crafted by REKLAS
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat - Traded
I put on my wizard's hat.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Glasgow Great Helm
Level 7 Helmet - Found in Crate
This knight's helm is perfect for defending against 12th century offensive weaponry, like swords, sticks and definitely-not-bullets.
Genuine Glengarry Bonnet
Level 97 Hat - CD Key
The Tartan Spartan
Level 17 Helmet - Found in Crate
"Lads, tonight we DRINK IN HELL! And it's only noon right now, so let's ALSO DRINK RIGHT HERE!"
Pirate Bandana
Level 93 Hat - Found in Crate
The Pure Tin Capotain
Level 6 Hat - Found in Crate
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger? Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention since the electric can opener.
Positively Inhumane Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Positively Inhumane Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 983
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
Double Donk! Bomb explosions after a cannon ball impact will deal mini-crits to impact victims
  • Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
  • +20% projectile speed
  • Cannonballs push players back on impact
  • Cannonballs do not explode on impact
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% projectile speed
  • +20% damage vs buildings
  • -25% clip size
  • -25% explosion radius
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
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The Bootlegger #217
Level 10 Boots - Traded
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • Craft number: 217
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Untradable
Bushi-Dou
Level 21 Apparel - Found in Crate
The Sangu Sleeves
Level 96 Apparel - Found in Crate
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Positively Inhumane Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Positively Inhumane Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 955
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • -6 max pipebombs out
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +20% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • +50% increase in charge recharge rate
  • Style: Classic
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +30% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Quickiebomb Launcher
Level 66 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • -0.20000000298 sec faster bomb arm time
  • Max charge time decreased by 70%
  • Up to +35% damage based on charge
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -15% damage penalty
  • -50% clip size
  • Tradable After: 2015-08-02 07:00:00
The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 58 Parachute - Timed Drop
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
The Bolted Bicorne
Level 26 Hat - Found in Crate
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your move, parrots.
Tam O' Shanter
Level 30 Hat - Timed Drop
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Traded
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword - Traded
  • When weapon is active:
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
  • No random critical hits
  • 15% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 100% slower
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword - Traded
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Melee hits refill 20% of your charge meter.
  • Ammo boxes collected also give Charge
  • No random critical hits
  • -80% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -80% max secondary ammo on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
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Weight Room Warmer
Level 87 Apparel - Found in Crate
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The Baphomet Trotters
Level 1 Hooves - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Candleer
Level 19 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Mannhattan Project
Level 73 Hat - Gifted
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable