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The Competent Contributor's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Competent Contributor's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 5
  • Untradable
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NamedDescribed
ええ、もう死んでいる?恥ずかしいなぁ〜
Level 1 Hale's Own Scattergun - Traded
Eh, you're already dead? How embarrassing~
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 16032
  • Robots Destroyed: 1527
  • Scouts Killed: 3037
  • Medics Killed That Have Full ÜberCharge: 6
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Named
two tickets to the gun scrow
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1729
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
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NamedDescribed
Yandere's Violent Bopper
Level 25 Somewhat Threatening Bat - Traded
I'll violently bop anyone, I'll violently bop anyone, I'll violently bop anyone!
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • Killstreaker: 2006.0
  • Sheen: 5.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
  • Kills: 71
Named
Shonky Business
Level 1 Server-Clearing Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 3154
  • Snipers Killed: 449
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Truly Feared SMG
Level 1 Truly Feared SMG - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 231
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
NamedDescribed
I Hope Senpai Notices Me
Level 1 Server-Clearing Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
ときめき
  • Kills: 4116
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
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Scarcely Lethal Escape Plan
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
  • Kills: 40
NamedDescribed
Oneechan's Own Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Epic Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
Just relax and let Big Sis take care of everything ❤
  • Sheen: 6.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 6754
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
NamedDescribed
All Tsun and No Dere
Level 1 Epic Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
(Hearts Broken: ∞)
  • Sheen: 6.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 5917
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
NamedDescribed
Mysterious Love Potion X
Level 1 Spectacularly Lethal Bottle - Found in Crate
Give Sempai enough of this stuff and you might finally seem cute
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 308
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Named
Snangy and Rawdog
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Boxing Gloves - Traded
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • This weapon holsters 50% slower
  • Kills: 30
Named
im really stupid and i eat shit lol
Level 10 Wicked Nasty Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • Build 'Mmmph' by dealing damage.
    Alt-Fire on full 'Mmmph': Taunt to gain crit for several seconds.
    Invulnerable while 'Mmmph' taunting.
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
  • Kills: 580
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NamedGift
Bokusatsu Tenshi Scrow-chan
Level 5 Scarcely Lethal Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • Gift from: Mia
  • Sheen: 7.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 32
NamedDescribed
Evoker
Level 5 Positively Inhumane Revolver - Traded
momento mori
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 804
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
NamedDescribed
The Unkindest Cut of All
Level 1 Positively Inhumane Knife - Found in Crate
Is this a scrub which I see before me?
  • Kills: 912
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle