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The Coffin Kit
Level 79 Backpack - Crafted
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die. Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
  • Crafted by it's scrow funk
Named
shit class shit hat shit color good dog
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
  • Style: Ghastlier
Painted with Drably Olive
Spellbook Magazine
Level 99 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enable picking up and casting spells.
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
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The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Purchased
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
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The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • This weapon holsters 30% faster
  • This weapon deploys 60% faster
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • -66% afterburn damage penalty
  • +25% airblast cost
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • This weapon holsters 30% faster
  • This weapon deploys 60% faster
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • -66% afterburn damage penalty
  • +25% airblast cost
NamedDescribed
Burnback Mountain
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Traded
WHY CAN'T I CRIT YOU
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • +150% airblast cost
Named
im really stupid and i eat shit lol
Level 10 Wicked Nasty Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • Build 'Mmmph' by dealing damage.
    Alt-Fire on full 'Mmmph': Taunt to gain crit for several seconds.
    Invulnerable while 'Mmmph' taunting.
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
  • Kills: 580
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • No random critical hits
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
  • 100% mini-crits vs burning players
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and explodes when it hits the ground.
    Increased knock back on burning players
  • -35% damage penalty
  • -35% self damage force
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
  • 100% mini-crits vs burning players
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and explodes when it hits the ground.
    Increased knock back on burning players
  • -35% damage penalty
  • -35% self damage force
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
This weapon will reload when not active
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
This weapon will reload when not active
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
  • 100% mini-crits vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
  • +50% damage to self
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
The Lollichop
Level 89 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -33% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 75% slower
The Neon Annihilator
Level 100 Sign - Timed Drop
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
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The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -33% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 75% slower
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Gifted
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
  • Untradable
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • +100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
NamedGift
Bokusatsu Tenshi Scrow-chan
Level 5 Scarcely Lethal Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • Gift from: Mia
  • Sheen: 7.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 32
557
Pop-eyes #557
Level 69 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by it's scrow funk
  • Craft number: 557
25769
The Last Breath #25769
Level 13 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by it's scrow funk
  • Craft number: 25769
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -33% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 75% slower
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle