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Spellbook Magazine
Level 99 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enable picking up and casting spells.
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
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The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Purchased
9804
The Champ Stamp #9804
Level 21 Tattoos - Crafted
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
  • Craft number: 9804
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The Viking Braider
Level 42 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
O.G. Vikings know: Braid before blade, son.
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Timed Drop
Keep little healing man close.
29868
The Team Captain #29868
Level 6 Hat - Crafted
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
  • Crafted by Rick
  • Craft number: 29868
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The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 76 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Creates a ring of flames while spun up
  • 25% damage bonus vs burning players
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Consumes an additional 4 ammo per second while spun up
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • 20% faster spin up time
  • 20% more accurate
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Named
Ian Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Untradable
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Crafted
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • +33% clip size
  • +15% faster firing speed
  • -15% damage penalty
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +40% faster firing speed
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • On Hit: Gain a speed boost
  • -60% damage penalty
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
  • This weapon holsters 100% slower
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
Named
Snangy and Rawdog
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Boxing Gloves - Traded
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • This weapon holsters 50% slower
  • Kills: 30
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 79 Shirt - Timed Drop
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
  • Style: Outdoorsmen
The Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 79 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Dealer's Visor
Limited Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
  • Limited quantity