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The Medic Mech-bag
Level 2 Backpack - MvM Squad surplus reward
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body parts as cosmetic items!
Flakcatcher
Level 25 Jacket - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-07-01 07:00:00
  • Untradable
Flakcatcher
Level 32 Jacket - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-07-01 07:00:00
  • Untradable
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • +150% airblast cost
Airborne Attire
Level 26 Jacket - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-07-02 07:00:00
  • Untradable
Warhood
Level 94 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-07-02 07:00:00
  • Untradable
The Neon Annihilator
Level 29 Sign - Timed Drop
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
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The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
    or backstab kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
The Panic Attack
Level 55 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 50% faster reload time
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Fire rate increases as health decreases
  • Hold fire to load up to 4 shells
  • Weapon spread increases as health decreases
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Class Token - Scout
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Batsaber
Level 1 Bat - Found in Crate
Energy Overwhelming!
Disintegrate your enemies!
  • Tradable After: 2016-06-11 07:00:00
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword - Crafted
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
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The Bootenkhamuns #11
Level 97 Boots - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 11
The Robot Running Man
Level 84 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh boy!
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The Beastly Bonnet #10
Level 72 Hat - Crafted
This ceremonial headdress tells your enemies that you have the heart of a lion, the strength of a bear, the speed of a cheetah, and the rotting head of a cheetah.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 10
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The Front Runner #6634
Level 80 Hat - Crafted
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty candles in the wind.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6634
  • Style: Stylin'
The Bolt Boy
Level 6 Hat - Found in Crate
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on here even we don't know what to make of it.
  • Style: No Hat
Described
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
That was a car crash, but in slow motion. You flyed over truly wind shield.
  • Style: I Can't Hear You
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
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The Alien Cranium #9
Level 30 Costume Piece - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 9
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The Biomech Backpack #2
Level 47 Costume Piece - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 2
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The Ticket Boy #100
Level 13 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 100
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • +25% fire damage resistance while deployed
  • -25% damage penalty
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The Cheet Sheet #12
Level 20 Apparel - Crafted
This cheetah-print skirt intimidates on the battlefield while allowing for freedom of movement. Let's be honest, it doesn't do a bad job of showing off those man-curves either.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 12
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Orion's Belt #4
Level 86 Holster - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 4
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The Xeno Suit #23
Level 5 Costume Piece - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 23
The Futankhamun
Level 32 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
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The Cool Cat Cardigan #58
Level 68 Apparel - Crafted
"Boom! Now I'm in the fifties! I look good in ANY decade!"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 58
The Hanger-On Hood
Level 23 Hat - Crafted
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the stomach for dressing up like a moth.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Style: Without Headphones
The Flight of the Monarch
Level 82 Wings - Crafted
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve Winwood.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 1 Backpack - Found in Crate
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
13425
Sign of the Wolf's School #13425
Level 20 Medallion - Crafted
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 13425
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The Caffeine Cooler #6173
Level 64 Cooler - Crafted
"Each canna Bonk's got four thousand percent of the daily caffeine a body needs, so you KNOW it's good for ya. And I drink 'em by the case, so I'm extra healthy."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6173
  • Style: Sharing is Caring
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Half-Pipe Hurdler
Level 12 Skateboard - Found in Crate
"My moves are SICK, brother. Ask your girlfriend, cause she's been watchin'. Don't blame her, she's only human."
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 26 Futuristic Sound Device - Crafted
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
22910
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora #22910
Level 30 Hat - Crafted
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 22910
23404
The Bootie Time #23404
Level 10 Apparel - Crafted
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh all by yourself, you sexy little man.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 23404
  • Jingle all the way
  • Style: North Pole
Painted with After Eight
Flunkyware
Level 34 Apparel - Crafted
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your dignity at the same time.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
13161
The Stereoscopic Shades #13161
Level 20 Glasses - Crafted
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do that.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 13161
The Milkman
Level 97 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Digit Divulger
Level 35 Gloves - Found in Crate
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable leather and suede fingerless gloves.
  • Style: Leather Open
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 4 Hat - Found in Crate
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
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The Tomb Wrapper #5060
Level 11 Bandages - Crafted
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy! But priceless.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5060
Flip-Flops
Limited Level 10 Flip-Flops - Purchased
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
  • Limited quantity
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Bot Dogger
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
The Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look like an expert on hot dogs.
Bonk Leadwear
Level 3 Hat - Found in Crate
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932, American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
  • Tradable After: 2013-06-02 07:00:00
Whoopee Cap
Level 98 Hat - Found in Crate
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion for the discerning youth.
34141
The Planeswalker Goggles #34141
Level 89 Hat - Crafted
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 34141
The Scout Shako
Level 47 Hat - Found in Crate
Chucklenuts
Level 38 Mascot - Found in Crate
The Track Terrorizer
Level 99 Shirt - Found in Crate
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Fast Learner
Level 69 Shirt - Crafted
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Style: Summer
The Southie Shinobi
Level 43 Shirt - Found in Crate
The Argyle Ace
Level 16 Shoes - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
35309
The Hero's Tail #35309
Level 9 Hat - Crafted
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments. Possibly a mop of some kind.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 35309
  • Style: Pigmentation Lost
Mountebank's Masque
Limited Level 41 Hat - Found in Crate
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Tradable After: 2014-12-31 05:52:17
  • Limited quantity
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The Wilson Weave #5755
Level 87 Hair - Crafted
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5755
  • Style: No Hat
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Unarmed Combat #7714
Level 92 Severed Arm - Crafted
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
  • Craft number: 7714
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The Hermes #31350
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done, pal! Too fast!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 31350
Bonk Helm
Level 97 Hat - Crafted
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
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The Flapjack #73
Level 22 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 73
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The Bigg Mann on Campus #126
Level 75 Apparel - Crafted
"I should put a big red A on this thing for 'ALL SPORTS', cause that's my specialty."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 126
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The Delinquent's Down Vest #1306
Level 82 Apparel - Crafted
"Boom! Look how puffy this vest is, dummy! I sent the last one back. Not. Puffy. Enough."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 1306
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Runner's Warm-Up
Level 48 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Harlequin's Hooves
Limited Level 10 Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Tradable After: 2014-12-31 13:56:34
  • Limited quantity
The Little Drummer Mann
Level 21 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
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The Cross-Comm Express #82
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they can catch up to you.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 82
Greased Lightning
Level 58 Hair - Found in Crate
"I'm the only one on this team not balding! Damn right I'm gonna make my hair look good!"
  • Style: No Headset
The Wrap Battler
Level 68 Costume Piece - Quest Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Untradable
Courtly Cuirass
Level 20 Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-07 07:00:00
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Class Token - Spy
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
  • Untradable
The Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 73 Pocket Buddy - Gifted
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-28 07:00:00
The Noh Mercy
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
49132
The Sharp Dresser #49132
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
  • Craft number: 49132
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The Belgian Detective #76
Level 42 Hat - Crafted
"Inspector, seal the door! Someone in this room is a MURDERER!" [pause] "Me!" [stab stab stab stab stab]
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 76
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The Business Casual #67
Level 69 Shirt - Crafted
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 67
82
The Frenchman's Formals #82
Level 2 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 82
  • Style: Dashing
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Escapist #29
Level 78 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 29
  • Style: Style 1
53
The Napoleon Complex #53
Level 87 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 53
48
The Backstabber's Boomslang #48
Level 83 Mascot - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 48
31
The Sky Captain #31
Level 67 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 31
12
L'homme Burglerre #12
Level 42 Hat - Crafted
French for 'The Thief of Hamburgers.'
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 12
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The Blood Banker #56
Level 73 Apparel - Crafted
"Oh, you'd like to make a deposit? Allow me to make one first. One knife. Into your back."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 56
16538
The Counterfeit Billycock #16538
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
This hat is a spy.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 16538
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 41 Hat - Found in Crate
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller, different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT CRIME.
6274
The Rogue's Brogues #6274
Level 99 Shoes - Crafted
"Every day, I know I will be cutting something. Some days it is a rug. For those days, I have these shoes."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6274
The Cut Throat Concierge
Level 43 Shirt - Found in Crate
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 71 Hat - Crafted
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
11240
The Dashin' Hashshashin #11240
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce to the world that you are inconspicuous!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 11240
Hat of Cards
Level 25 Hat - Found in Crate
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
30161
The Janissary Ketche #30161
Level 25 Hat - Crafted
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure everyone else knew it.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 30161
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6520
Rogue's Col Roule #6520
Level 15 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6520
Painted with After Eight
31270
The Virtual Reality Headset #31270
Level 10 Headset - Crafted
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 31270
Base Metal Billycock
Level 98 Hat - Found in Crate
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters, from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston Churchill.
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The After Dark #789
Level 99 Apparel - Crafted
"Bartender. Scotch, neat. It has been a long day. Oh, is that a piano?" [sound of Chopin's Impromptu no. 4 in C sharp minor, ladies swooning]
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 789
32236
The Nanobalaclava #32236
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 32236
Détective Noir
Level 64 Hat - Found in Crate
828
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking #828
Level 32 Shoes - Crafted
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows. But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll want EVERYONE to check you out.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 828
The Pom-Pommed Provocateur
Level 82 Hat - Crafted
The thick woolen pom-pom stitched to the top of this ski mask is filled with poison, in case you are captured by people who want information on why you look ridiculous.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
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L'Inspecteur #7844
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat is so effective.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 7844
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The Made Man #12080
Level 25 Rose - Crafted
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 12080
Fancy Fedora
Limited Level 95 Hat - Found in Crate
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
  • Limited quantity
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 23 Hat - Found in Crate
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an accomplice to murder.
The Megapixel Beard
Level 69 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto this perpetual make-out machine.
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 51 Hat - Crafted
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Harmburg
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
"How do I look in this hat? On a scale of 'Handsome' to 'Extremely Handsome'."
4600
The Spectre's Spectacles #4600
Level 20 Glasses - Crafted
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 4600
Painted with After Eight
11661
The Lacking Moral Fiber Mask #11661
Level 41 Mask - Crafted
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck, dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work, you can rob them.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 11661
Frenchman's Beret
Level 57 Hat - Crafted
Because real espionage is an artform.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Intangible Ascot
Level 90 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
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Vive La France #95
Level 61 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 95
The Stealth Steeler
Level 54 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is spine-crushing entertainment!
Camera Beard
Level 5 Facial Hair - Crafted
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Dapper Disguise
Level 26 Mask - Achievement
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though, because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than before.
  • Untradable
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Class Token - Demoman
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Storm Stompers
Limited Level 18 Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Tradable After: 2014-12-31 05:51:53
  • Limited quantity
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
The Bolted Bombardier
Level 92 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and they want to talk to you.
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Store Promotion
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
  • Killstreaker: 2005.0
  • Sheen: 4.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Uncraftable
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The Stormin' Norman #85
Level 13 Helmet - Crafted
This knight's helm was painstakingly recreated using stills from the classic time travel episode (Ep 417: "A K.I.T.T. in King Arthur's Court") of the hit TV show Knight Rider.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 85
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The Glasgow Great Helm #81
Level 55 Helmet - Crafted
This knight's helm is perfect for defending against 12th century offensive weaponry, like swords, sticks and definitely-not-bullets.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 81
The Broadband Bonnet
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
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The Sole Saviors #72
Level 62 Boots - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 72
100
The Razor Cut #100
Level 56 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 100
56
Bushi-Dou #56
Level 76 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 56
30
The Sangu Sleeves #30
Level 47 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 30
90
The Juggernaut Jacket #90
Level 9 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 90
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • -6 max pipebombs out
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
  • Uncraftable
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Traded
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Killstreaker: 2006.0
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Gaelic Golf Bag
Level 73 Golf Clubs - Found in Crate
"Ach, t'is a Cinderella story! Outta nowhere. A former demolitions expert, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the bloody hole!"
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
14459
The Cool Breeze #14459
Level 59 Kilt - Crafted
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 14459
47
Stylish DeGroot #47
Level 36 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 47
46
The Hurt Locher #46
Level 87 Apparel - Crafted
Everyone likes to watch their enemies blow up. But if you're close enough to get a really good look, you'll blow up too. It is life's greatest tragedy.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 46
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
39
Pirate Bandana #39
Level 12 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 39
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Gifted
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 100% slower
The Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 69 Treasure - Found in Crate
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
13
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 81 Hat - Found in Crate
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
  • Tradable After: 2011-11-16 01:49:07
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 28 Hat - Crafted
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Demoman's Fro
Limited Level 41 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Limited quantity
The FR-0
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic '70s film "Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
Carouser's Capotain
Level 65 Hat - Crafted
Suffer not a sentry to live.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Pure Tin Capotain
Level 81 Hat - Found in Crate
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger? Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention since the electric can opener.
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 51 Mascot - Found in Crate
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
  • Style: Imbued
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Bolgan
Level 94 Hat - Crafted
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
23111
The Liquor Locker #23111
Level 94 Treasure - Crafted
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it: Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked and the key hidden.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 23111
  • Style: Classic
The Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 16 Hat - Found in Crate
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep boop kill all humans!
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Painted with Pink as Hell
Scotch Bonnet
Level 74 Hat - Crafted
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Untradable
Painted with After Eight
The Battery Bandolier
Level 19 Decorative Bombs - MvM Badge completion reward
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except for all those times you bought batteries].
22299
Tam O' Shanter #22299
Level 67 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 22299
28828
The Conjurer's Cowl #28828
Level 90 Hat - Crafted
I put on my wizard's hat.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 28828
The Bolted Bicorne
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your move, parrots.
  • Tradable After: 2013-05-25 07:00:00
21647
The Tavish DeGroot Experience #21647
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 21647
23494
The Mask of the Shaman #23494
Level 10 Mask - Crafted
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a long, long time.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 23494
2784
The Bearded Bombardier #2784
Level 84 Facial Hair - Crafted
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 2784
  • Style: Whatever
Sober Stuntman
Level 68 Hat - Crafted
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 75 Hat - Found in Crate
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt helmet.
6774
Blind Justice #6774
Level 96 Facial Hair - Crafted
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge and experience the thrill for yourself!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6774
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 34 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Style: Tasteful and Refined
The HDMI Patch
Level 63 Photograph - Found in Crate
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 84 Mystical Lamp - Crafted
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts, and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or you might not get booze.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Whiskey Bib
Level 56 Puffy Shirt - Found in Crate
"Sometimes when yer swiggin' woodgrain alcohol from a clay jug, a wee bit can miss the mouth, like. Catch those precious drops with a genuine Scottish whiskey bib."
Tartan Tyrolean
Level 87 Hat - Found in Crate
5430
The Tartantaloons #5430
Level 88 Apparel - Crafted
Are these Scottish pantaloons historically accurate? You got us. Why don't you go ask your boyfriend History?
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5430
Highland High Heels
Level 83 Boots - Found in Crate
6131
The Tartan Spartan #6131
Level 79 Helmet - Crafted
"Lads, tonight we DRINK IN HELL! And it's only noon right now, so let's ALSO DRINK RIGHT HERE!"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6131
6252
The Gaelic Garb #6252
Level 78 Apparel - Crafted
"And we'll tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our FREEDOM! To wear these POOFY SHIRTS! What's that, Havish? Oh. AND THESE SASHES!"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6252
The Dark Age Defender
Level 69 Cosmetic Armor - Crafted
This knight's armor will repel anything someone from the 12th century might throw at you, be it a rock, a sword, a thatched cottage or a Merlin.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Snapped Pupil
Level 59 Photograph - Crafted
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Seeing Double
Level 35 Glasses - Timed Drop
Six Pack Abs
Level 95 Bottles - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Bomber's Bucket Hat
Level 96 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
The Allbrero
Level 72 Hat - Found in Crate
31734
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #31734
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Crafted
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms off.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 31734
38001
Sultan's Ceremonial #38001
Level 76 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 38001
14
The Forgotten King's Restless Head
Level 26 Hat - Gifted
15
Class Token - Heavy
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Sucker Slug
Level 21 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-07 08:00:00
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake - Crafted
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)

Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Untradable
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% damage bonus
  • +50 health restored on kill
  • 30% damage vulnerability on wearer
63
The Bolshevik Biker #63
Level 99 Apparel - Crafted
"I am riding to your tiny town."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 63
89
Combat Slacks #89
Level 34 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 89
22
The Little Bear #22
Level 47 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
Make sure the contents of your pockets are distributed fairly with the latest in Communist pocket enforcement.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 22
35
Weight Room Warmer #35
Level 33 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 35
82
The Heavy Lifter #82
Level 20 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 82
36
Bullet Buzz #36
Level 16 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 36
69
The Rat Stompers #69
Level 44 Boots - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 69
58
The Sammy Cap #58
Level 36 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 58
68
The Cuban Bristle Crisis #68
Level 42 Facial Hair - Crafted
Dress up like Cuban celeb Fidel Castro, inventor of the Castromatic, a self-casting fishing pole that swept the nation in the 60s.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 68
40
The Leftover Trap #40
Level 13 Facial Hair - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 40
46
The Eliminators Safeguard #46
Level 3 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 46
  • Style: Visor Up
69
Jungle Booty #69
Level 74 Shorts - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 69
89
The Hunger Force #89
Level 21 Shirt - Crafted
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
  • Craft number: 89
16
31053
The One-Man Army #31053
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one thing: A good supply of body bags.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 31053
  • Style: Style 1
15897
The Carl #15897
Level 81 Hair - Crafted
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 15897
The Dictator
Level 100 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
14898
The Toss-Proof Towel #14898
Level 1 Apparel - Crafted
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward when you're not looking.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 14898
14413
Heavy's Hockey Hair #14413
Level 78 Hair - Crafted
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons and enforcers worldwide.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 14413
16516
The Gym Rat #16516
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Let's get physical. Physical.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 16516
8184
Security Shades #8184
Level 64 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 8184
Coupe D'isaster
Level 56 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 69 Shirt - Found in Crate
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
  • Tradable After: 2012-07-04 06:17:50
  • Style: Outdoorsmen
16576
The Siberian Sophisticate #16576
Level 42 Shirt - Crafted
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 16576
The Borscht Belt
Level 89 Bandolier - Found in Crate
"So many little pouches. Now Heavy can help carry your itty-bitty baby guns."
The Tyurtlenek
Level 95 Shirt - Found in Crate
Around the skinny neck of an intellectual, jewel thief or Frenchman, a turtleneck tells people: "Please open-hand slap me in the face." On the iron frame of the Heavy, it says only: "I wear what I want."
44
Die Regime-Panzerung #44
Level 75 Cosmetic Armor - Crafted
As the saying goes, "Those who cannot remember the alternate past are condemned to repeat it." Since you have to do it again anyway, why not liven things up with an evil robot costume?
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 44
32965
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #32965
Level 85 Hat - Crafted
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 32965
28
The Bear Necessities #28
Level 76 Spirit Animal - Crafted
"In Siberia, bear try to attack family. He try this once. Now he is little hat."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 28
31215
The Pilotka #31215
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 31215
Pugilist's Protector
Level 81 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
6168
The Heavy-Weight Champ #6168
Level 56 Championship Belt - Crafted
"This belt tells babies that Heavy is champ. Big belt champ of all time."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6168
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Officer's Ushanka
Level 88 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
The Mann of the House
Level 81 Apparel - Found in Crate
The Heavy Duty Rag
Level 82 Hat - Crafted
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Katyusha
Level 43 Hat - Found in Crate
"Heavy does not need plane to crush you. Only fists and hat."
15981
Aqua Flops #15981
Level 7 Flip-Flops - Crafted
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a little taste of the tropics?
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 15981
5575
The Sandvich Safe #5575
Level 15 Lunchbox - Crafted
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more description. Buy.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5575
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
The Hound Dog
Level 99 Hat - Found in Crate
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
  • Tradable After: 2012-08-01 20:17:13
The Tungsten Toque
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister! Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
31
Der Maschinensoldaten-Helm #31
Level 87 Helmet - Crafted
As the saying goes, "Those who cannot remember the alternate past are condemned to repeat it." Since you have to do it again anyway, why not liven things up with an evil robot costume?
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 31
17
71
The Trash Man #71
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 71
46
The Warmth Preserver #46
Level 11 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 46
738
The Red Army Robin #738
Level 28 Mascot - Crafted
"Is tiny bird. Is adorable. TELL BIRD HE IS PRETTY!"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 738
7681
The Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap #7681
Level 44 Hat - Crafted
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait. That's what he had. You get this hat.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 7681
Hard Counter
Level 82 Hat - Timed Drop
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
22523
The Cold War Luchador #22523
Level 10 Mask - Crafted
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile Crisis.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 22523
Football Helmet
Limited Level 71 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Limited quantity
The U-clank-a
Level 33 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
9536
The War Head #9536
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 9536
6780
The Pounding Father #6780
Level 34 Hat - Crafted
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of crushing little baby men.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6780
Minnesota Slick
Level 18 Hat - Found in Crate
The Titanium Towel
Level 92 Apparel - Found in Crate
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
3094
Brock's Locks #3094
Level 26 Hair - Crafted
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased, tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from your lower back and buttocks years ago.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 3094
The Dread Knot
Level 85 Hat - Timed Drop
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
The Gridiron Guardian
Level 80 Hat - Found in Crate
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
5223
The Soviet Gentleman #5223
Level 95 Hat - Crafted
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5223
  • Style: Normal
68
The Gabe Glasses #68
Level 16 Glasses - Crafted
"These glasses help Heavy read sad stupid poem on your tombstone."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 68
15630
Copper's Hard Top #15630
Level 59 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 15630
  • Style: Peacekeeper
38
Gone Commando #38
Level 43 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 38
18
Class Token - Engineer
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Gifted
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter
  • -50% metal cost when constructing or upgrading teleporters
  • Construction hit speed boost decreased by 50%
  • 20% less metal from pickups and dispensers
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Achievement
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
  • Untradable
67
The Prize Plushy #67
Level 2 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 67
69
The Gold Digger #69
Level 96 Facial Hair - Crafted
Dag nab it before it's all sold out!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 69
45
The Special Eyes #45
Level 3 Glasses - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 45
  • Style: Suspicious
73
The Pardner's Pompadour #73
Level 28 Hair - Crafted
"It takes a hard man to tame this ten-gallon Texas hair tornado."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 73
78
The Beep Boy #78
Level 34 Electronic Device - Crafted
His facial expressions are synced to yours! Teach this Beep Boy how to be a Beep Man using nothing but the raw musky magnetism of your face.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 78
88
The Danger #88
Level 49 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 88
5
Vox Diabolus #5
Level 3 Hat - Crafted
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way, they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket when you try to get them to sign something.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5
Googly Gazer
Level 75 Cosmetic Augmentation - Crafted
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Style: Mad Science
62
The Trash Toter #62
Level 35 Satchel - Crafted
"Waste not, want not, son."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 62
The Data Mining Light
Level 99 Hat - Found in Crate
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
Mining Light
Limited Level 99 Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
For Engineers with bright ideas.
  • Tradable After: 2012-10-13 23:14:17
  • Limited quantity
The Tin-1000
Level 48 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red, robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Western Wear
Level 30 Hat - Found in Crate
The old West never saw this kind of class.
The Timeless Topper
Level 42 Hat - Found in Crate
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
The Plug-In Prospector
Level 98 Hat - Found in Crate
Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you're a grizzled, cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of 3047.
13595
Ol' Geezer #13595
Level 79 Hat - Crafted
Get off mah land!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 13595
5428
The Stocking Stuffer #5428
Level 64 Stocking - Crafted
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed. Thanks for nothing, Santa.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5428
The Pocket Pyro
Level 42 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
Loneliness is the world's deadliest silent killer. Next to carbon monoxide. But cuddle up to this adorable firebug, hold your breath, and you'll be free to concentrate on loud killers like car crashes and Freddy Krueger.
The Flared Frontiersman
Level 61 Apparel - Found in Crate
"I'll tell you what, these wide-bottom pants're slick as a whistle."
19635
The Pocket Purrer #19635
Level 94 Satchel - Crafted
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow" means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder." It's probably going to say that a lot.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 19635
11455
Prairie Heel Biters #11455
Level 15 Spurs - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 11455
8780
The Wingstick #8780
Level 10 Wingstick - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 8780
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 92 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 99 Apparel - Crafted
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Style: Tan
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 88 Hat - Crafted
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
8300
The Grizzled Growth #8300
Level 71 Facial Hair - Crafted
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near. Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 8300
19
7373
The Brainiac Goggles #7373
Level 20 Glasses - Crafted
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and several other varieties of structural defect.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 7373
Industrial Festivizer
Level 51 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Face Full of Festive
Level 39 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
22
The Trencher's Topper #22
Level 88 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 22
  • Style: Style 1
Big Country
Level 86 Hat - Crafted
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Style: Nelson
41
The Trencher's Tunic #41
Level 12 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 41
34
Ein #34
Level 33 Mascot - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 34
The Dogfighter
Level 5 Coat - Found in Crate
36009
The Hetman's Headpiece #36009
Level 94 Hat - Crafted
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 36009
Conagher's Combover
Limited Level 99 Hat - Found in Crate
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Limited quantity
84
The War Goggles #84
Level 71 Glasses - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 84
41
The Scotch Saver #41
Level 62 Facial Hair - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 41
32191
Pip-Boy #32191
Level 10 Armband - Crafted
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 32191
Buckaroos Hat
Level 73 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 62 Hat - Crafted
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Endothermic Exowear
Level 20 Shirt - Found in Crate
7273
The Teufort Tooth Kicker #7273
Level 10 Boots - Crafted
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 7273
46
The Tools of the Trade #46
Level 14 Tool Belt - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 46
56
The Peacenik's Ponytail #56
Level 78 Hair - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 56
  • Style: No Helmet
113
The Lonesome Loafers #113
Level 57 Shoes - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 113
63
The Joe-on-the-Go #63
Level 46 Backpack - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 63
11
Mister Bubbles #11
Level 58 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
Thwart pickpockets, pocket-squatters and cheaters who ignore the rules of the "What's in my Pocket?" game with the last word in iron-clad diminutive pocket defense. Also works with underwater pockets!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 11
The Dry Gulch Gulp
Level 75 Refreshment - Found in Crate
"When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. And when a man needs killin', I oblige him."
The Idea Tube
Level 69 Backpack - Found in Crate
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it, too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one simple unballing away from remembering it.
8598
The Builder's Blueprints #8598
Level 15 Blueprints - Crafted
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 8598
6902
The Last Straw #6902
Level 93 Hat - Crafted
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might come a-trespassin'.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6902
The Barnstormer
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
  • Style: Bugscreen Up
Engineer's Cap
Level 83 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Safe'n'Sound
Level 61 Hat - Crafted
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Insulated Inventor
Level 10 Coat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-04-02 07:00:00
The Iron Fist
Level 88 Cosmetic Item - Quest Drop
  • Untradable
The Garden Bristles
Level 35 Cosmetic Item - Quest Drop
  • Untradable
The Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 66 Facial Hair - Purchased
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not go unwarranted.
  • Style: Without Helmet
The Pencil Pusher
Level 10 Cosmetic Item - Timed Drop
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
21
Class Token - Sniper
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
The Classic
Level 78 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • Charge and fire shots independent of zoom
  • No headshots when not fully charged
  • -10% damage on body shot
20
The Steel Songbird #20
Level 95 Mascot - Crafted
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 20
Starduster
Level 7 Cape - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-27 08:00:00
100
Wet Works #100
Level 91 Hat - Crafted
"Rain: It's nature's Jarate. But it's not a drama: Keep the filthy stuff off yer noggin with this rubber hat."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 100
65
Brim-Full Of Bullets #65
Level 39 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 65
  • Style: Good
1471
The Outback Intellectual #1471
Level 15 Apparel - Crafted
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 1471
36
The Toowoomba Tunic #36
Level 7 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 36
  • Style: Knight
The Golden Garment
Level 72 Coat - Found in Crate
4929
The Chronomancer #4929
Level 63 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 4929
The Extra Layer
Level 21 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
6132
The Birdman of Australiacatraz #6132
Level 16 Apparel - Crafted
"Watch like an eagle. Strike like a hawk. Dance like no one's watching."
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 6132
The Snow Scoper
Level 58 Coat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
42
The Archers Groundings #42
Level 73 Boots - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 42
19701
The Koala Compact #19701
Level 65 Satchel - Crafted
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 19701
  • Style: Twins
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
80
Li'l Snaggletooth #80
Level 21 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
'When I grow up, I want to be a hat.' -Li'l Snaggletooth
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 80
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
  • +4 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • No flinching when aiming and fully charged
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
51
The Criminal Cloak #51
Level 35 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 51
5
The Dread Hiding Hood #5
Level 66 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 5
The Fortified Compound
Level 10 Bow - Timed Drop
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +15% bullet damage resistance on wearer
  • 20% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
22
Pyro's Beanie
Limited Level 16 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Limited quantity
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 56 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Marsupial Muzzle
Level 11 Cosmetic Item - Quest Drop
  • Untradable
Trophy Belt
Limited Level 52 Hat - Found in Crate
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
  • Limited quantity
27680
The Anger #27680
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 27680
The Five-Month Shadow
Level 78 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
  • Style: Style 1
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 29 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
6152
The Falconer #6152
Level 59 Glove - Crafted
"This falconer's glove's perfect for snipin'. It's sturdy, it's comfortable, and if a falcon lands on it, you can eat 'im."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6152
The Bushman's Boonie
Level 1 Hat - Crafted
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is CLASSIFIED.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
30919
The Swagman's Swatter #30919
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This one's the best.
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 30919
1273
The Cobber Chameleon #1273
Level 60 Mascot - Crafted
"This little fellah's the perfect snipin' companion. He's quiet, he's camouflaged, and if you get hungry, you can eat 'im."
  • Crafted by Will Coke
  • Craft number: 1273
31179
The Crocodile Smile #31179
Level 20 Necklace - Crafted
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's the point.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 31179
Larrikin Robin
Level 93 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Professional's Panama
Level 58 Hat - Found in Crate
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
13804
Your Worst Nightmare #13804
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. Like another billy goat.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 13804
  • Style: Style 1
28226
The Fruit Shoot #28226
Level 60 Hat - Crafted
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 28226
  • Style: Deadly
99
The Huntsman's Essentials #99
Level 8 Quiver - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 99
The Cold Killer
Level 57 Hat - Found in Crate
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
Desert Marauder
Level 97 Hat - Found in Crate
40406
Villain's Veil #40406
Level 48 Hat - Crafted
The good, the bad, and the dead.
  • Craft number: 40406
  • Style: Smooth Assassin
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do anything as stupid as go on safari.
40
The Triggerman's Tacticals #40
Level 74 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 40
Letch's LED
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it. Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know how.
2538
The Crosslinker's Coil #2538
Level 52 Hat - Crafted
Did you know: before the mercenary fashion world discovered the obvious style and mental health benefits of wearing 22 feet of powered electrical cable around your head, people once wore hatbands made from 'silk' or other barely-lethal textiles! Strange but true.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 2538
  • Style: No Hat
24653
Crocleather Slouch #24653
Level 73 Hat - Crafted
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 24653
107
The Frontier Djustice #107
Level 40 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 107
12222
The Sydney Straw Boat #12222
Level 35 Hat - Crafted
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 12222
50
The Scoper's Smoke #50
Level 6 Facial Hair - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 50
Liquidator's Lid
Level 1 Hat - Found in Crate
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 99 Hat - Found in Crate
Gone Snipin'.
Bushman's Bristles
Limited Level 35 Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Tradable After: 2014-12-31 19:05:51
  • Limited quantity
23
The Bolted Bushman
Level 94 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect. The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats only need to say two things.
24
Class Token - Soldier
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
51
The Caribbean Conqueror #51
Level 94 Hat - Crafted
"You! Stop jibbing that mainsail and give me twenty! You up in the crow's nest! Drop that telescope and get on your face! Everybody on this ship start doing push-ups!"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 51
79
The Killer's Kit #79
Level 13 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 79
  • Style: Style 1
89
The Valley Forge #89
Level 70 Hat - Crafted
This tricorn is a tribute to our country's greatest President. The tiny medal on it is a tribute to the ribbony children's medal he won for inventing America.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 89
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
11464
The Captain's Cocktails #11464
Level 40 Decorative Bombs - Crafted
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's looking? We bet yes!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 11464
The Diplomat
Level 39 Coat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-09 08:00:00
The Classified Coif
Level 33 Coat - Found in Crate
60
The Founding Father #60
Level 56 Apparel - Crafted
This shirt envisions a terrifying alternate universe where our nation's patriots wore frilly-cuffed silk blouses instead of the respectable undershirts they possessed in actual history.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 60
775
The Hornblower #775
Level 33 Coat - Crafted
"This uniform was worn by Horatio Nelson during the Napoleonic Wars! If you sunk his ship he would swim at you with a cannon on his back! If he ran out of cannonballs he would fire himself at your hull! That is how bad he wanted to beat the French!"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 775
8053
The Kringle Collection #8053
Level 95 Coat - Crafted
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 8053
25
The Brawling Buccaneer
Level 1 Coat - Found in Crate
"We do not plunder in this man's pirate army, maggot! On this ship you will patrol the seas for liberals and Communists, and go to bed at a sensible hour!"
Painted with Team Spirit
14477
Soldier's Slope Scopers #14477
Level 90 Hat - Crafted
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No, YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 14477
  • Style: Amateur
16742
The Chief Constable #16742
Level 76 Hat - Crafted
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 16742
6279
The Whirly Warrior #6279
Level 70 Helmet - Crafted
"To your left, some French buildings. Directly in front of us is the Eiffel Tower, which I'm about to bring down. This concludes our helicopter tour of France."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6279
20503
The Stahlhelm #20503
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 20503
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 82 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Conquistador
Level 57 Hat - Crafted
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French cosplayer.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Defiant Spartan
Level 86 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Tyrant's Helm
Level 65 Hat - Crafted
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 92 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
13574
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #13574
Level 78 Facial Hair - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 13574
  • Style: No Helmet
9007
Fancy Dress Uniform #9007
Level 75 Uniform - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 9007
34823
Furious Fukaamigasa #34823
Level 99 Hat - Crafted
You can't tell, but he's furious.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 34823
7558
Soldier's Stogie #7558
Level 81 Cigar - Crafted
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 7558
12456
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #12456
Level 9 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 12456
The Battle Bob
Level 57 Hat - Crafted
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the natural contours of your fearsome war face.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Style: With Helmet
1395
The Doe-Boy #1395
Level 56 Hat - Crafted
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and "freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 1395
  • Style: Peek-a-boo...
Stout Shako
Level 73 Hat - Crafted
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Steel Shako
Level 1 Hat - Found in Crate
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 88 Hat - Found in Crate
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and fix your major malfunction!
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 85 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
11015
Armored Authority #11015
Level 13 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 11015
The Tin Pot
Level 79 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
  • Style: Battered
Exquisite Rack
Level 81 Cosmetic Item - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Stainless Pot
Level 60 Hat - Crafted
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Soldier's Stash
Limited Level 45 Cosmetic Item - Crafted
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or gambling.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Limited quantity
The War Pig
Level 90 Hat - Found in Crate
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance, Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has stopped expecting anything from him.
  • Style: Uninhibited
The Shogun's Shoulder Guard
Level 100 Cosmetic Armor - Found in Crate
"The next time some bleeding heart cries on your shoulder about the state of the environment, he can slam his tear ducts into the Shogun. This shoulder is CLOSED!"
The Slo-Poke
Level 55 Hat - Found in Crate
Marshall's Mutton Chops
Level 30 Facial Hair - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
69
The Colonial Clogs #69
Level 61 Shoes - Crafted
"I can confirm that these are George Washington's actual shoes, because I found them buried two feet up an Englishman's ass!"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 69
The Federal Casemaker
Level 82 Hat - Found in Crate
"Men, if we are going to take down Al Capone, we will need to be in the FBI. Step one: These hats."
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 94 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 91 Cigar - Found in Crate
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug. Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something in your mouth that is on fire.
The Cloud Crasher
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
This paratrooper's helmet keeps your head safe while you jump out of planes. Show those birds who's boss! Teach some fluffy little clouds what they'll get if you ever catch them around your sky again!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 56 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
12994
Jumper's Jeepcap #12994
Level 98 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 12994
33
The Spook Specs #33
Level 79 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 33
84
The Compatriot #84
Level 48 Mascot - Crafted
"This is not a bird, maggot! It is a shoulder-mounted symbol of freedom, and you WILL salute it in this man's army!"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 84
38
The Man in Slacks #38
Level 93 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 38
46
Ground Control #46
Level 28 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 46
99
The First American #99
Level 30 Mask - Crafted
Statesman. Scientist. Inventor. Pretend to be all of these things and more with this Benjamin Franklin mask. So life-like, the real Franklin will think he invented another version of himself!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 99
99
The Big Daddy #99
Level 53 Mask - Crafted
Enjoy all of the benefits of being President (leading the free world, joining up with bank-robbing surf-gangs, steep discounts at fast food restaurants) with this tricky Presidential mask.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 99
6216
The Infernal Impaler #6216
Level 13 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6216
1219
The Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #1219
Level 75 Hat - Crafted
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into thinking you're probably in the army too.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 1219
26
The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 35 Parachute - Crafted
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
  • Crafted by CřٱΜΣ@
The Supernatural Stalker
Level 29 Cosmetic Item - Quest Drop
  • Untradable
Condor Cap
Level 95 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-04-02 07:00:00
19
Lieutenant Bites #19
Level 60 Mascot - Crafted
Hobbies: contracting rabies, giving people rabies. Favorite foods: spoiled sour cream rations, arm meat.
  • Craft number: 19
30
The Gilded Guard #30
Level 54 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 30
49
The Rebel Rouser #49
Level 4 Hat - Crafted
"Hold on, why are Americans fighting other Americans? Did everybody in France die and nobody told me?"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 49
27
Class Token - Medic
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Store Promotion
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
  • Uncraftable
17
A Brush with Death #17
Level 72 Facial Hair - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 17
69
The Surgeon's Side Satchel #69
Level 55 Satchel - Crafted
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile air of the battlefield.
  • Craft number: 69
44
The Mustachioed Mann #44
Level 11 Facial Hair - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 44
  • Style: Style 1
61
Heer's Helmet #61
Level 60 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 61
The Mann of Reason
Level 98 Hat - Found in Crate
The Geisha Boy
Level 11 Hat - Crafted
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Das Ubersternmann
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
"You are not important but I am. My hat is a secret hat." (Description translated from German.)
The Virus Doctor
Level 42 Hat - Found in Crate
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler, or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
The Powdered Practitioner
Level 99 Hat - Crafted
An integral part of any travel survival kit, this wig will help you escape Disney World if the Hall of Presidents ever comes to life. Comes with tri-corn hat in case Pirates of the Caribbean comes to life instead.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Style: Too Pompous to Describe
The Byte'd Beak
Level 13 Hat - Found in Crate
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
2457
The Chronoscarf #2457
Level 55 Scarf - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 2457
The Nunhood
Level 13 Hat - Found in Crate
49
The Teutonic Toque #49
Level 93 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 49
Grimm Hatte
Level 94 Hat - Found in Crate
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
  • Tradable After: 2012-09-06 14:03:03
43
The Colonel's Coat #43
Level 91 Coat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 43
Ze Goggles
Level 53 Glasses - Crafted
Nothing
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Angel of Death
Level 41 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
6219
Das Feelinbeterbager #6219
Level 44 Supplies - Crafted
"Hello, men of war! You will be dead soon. Here are pills." (Description translated from German.)
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6219
31242
Couvre Corner #31242
Level 20 Pocket Square - Crafted
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This looks good. Really sharp.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 31242
79
The Fashionable Megalomaniac #79
Level 43 Facial Hair - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 79
3681
The Weather Master #3681
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
They called you INSANE when you claimed a helmet with foam clouds and lightning taped to it would give you weather powers! Now you'll show them! You'll show them ALL! Moo hoo ha ha ha! (This helmet does not give you weather powers.)
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 3681
Das Maddendoktor
Level 59 Hair - Found in Crate
"My laughter is not borne from joy! I have birthed a devil! It is acceptable to me!" (Description translated from German.)
Das Gutenkutteharen
Level 100 Hair - Found in Crate
"The hairs on your head-skin are physically attractive. Now we should have love relations." (Description translated from German.)
The Heat of Winter
Level 29 Coat - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2017-01-12 08:00:00
German Gonzila
Level 90 Hat - Found in Crate
65
Das Naggenvatcher #65
Level 76 Hat - Crafted
"In the center of your head lives a skeleton. It is not enough! This hat is a head-skeleton for the outside." (Description translated from German.)
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 65
2
The Ward #2
Level 95 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 2
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
7639
The Combat Medic's Crusher Cap #7639
Level 83 Hat - Crafted
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait. That's what he had. You get this hat.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 7639
28
Mecha-Medes
Level 24 Mascot - Found in Crate
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
Practitioner's Processing Mask
Level 38 Mask - Found in Crate
Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 62 Mask - Crafted
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Untradable
Painted with Team Spirit
Halogen Head Lamp
Level 51 Hat - Found in Crate
This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears, noses and throats from a safe distance.
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 56 Hat - Crafted
We can't pronounce it either.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
4783
The Surgeon's Stethoscope #4783
Level 20 Stethoscope - Crafted
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 4783
  • Untradable
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 62 Hat - Crafted
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
13400
The Gentleman's Ushanka #13400
Level 62 Hat - Crafted
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 13400
Baron von Havenaplane
Level 77 Hat - Found in Crate
"Are you a plane-driver? I cannot tell because of your hat-disguise." (Description translated from German.)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 18 Hat - Found in Crate
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished bonesaw.
23302
The Planeswalker Helm #23302
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 23302
The Medic Mech-bag
Level 86 Backpack - MvM Badge completion reward
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body parts as cosmetic items!
Medi-Mask
Level 99 Mask - Found in Crate
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask, releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So that's interesting.
10961
The Foppish Physician #10961
Level 70 Apparel - Crafted
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 10961
  • Style: Tie
9604
The Quadwrangler #9604
Level 93 Science Project - Crafted
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your shooting arm, where it is!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 9604
85
The Dough Puncher #85
Level 71 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 85
9650
Der Wintermantel #9650
Level 53 Apparel - Crafted
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is synthetic.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 9650
  • Style: Gramma's Sweater Showing
66
The Medical Mystery #66
Level 40 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 66
Das Metalmeatencasen
Level 79 Cosmetic Armor - Found in Crate
"There is strength in your steel breast-blouse. Your chest meat is at ease." (Description translated from German.)
35421
Doctor's Sack #35421
Level 74 Hat - Crafted
For when you've got that healin' fever.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 35421
14307
Doc's Holiday #14307
Level 72 Apparel - Crafted
Comes in "Fever", "Flu", and "Virus" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 14307
  • Style: Fever
48
The Smock Surgeon #48
Level 91 Apron - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 48
87
The Slick Cut #87
Level 26 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 87
47
Ze Übermensch #47
Level 4 Facial Hair - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 47
34
The Gaiter Guards #34
Level 20 Boots - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 34
The Einstein
Level 11 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Steam Pipe
Level 99 Pipe - Found in Crate
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman Dracula glasses!
13790
The Nine-Pipe Problem #13790
Level 43 Pipe - Crafted
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 13790
  • Style: Afternoon
15054
Archimedes #15054
Level 57 Mascot - Crafted
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients ever since.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 15054
29
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 85 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat - Trade-Up
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
30
Class Token - Pyro
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Combustible Cutie
Level 14 Mask - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-01 07:00:00
Arthropod's Aspect
Level 24 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-11-05 08:00:00
78
Pop-eyes #78
Level 32 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 78
93
The Soot Suit #93
Level 73 Shirt - Crafted
Business up front. Ten deadly gallons of pressurized gas in the back.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 93
100
The Hive Minder #100
Level 84 Hat - Crafted
The leading cause of death on the battlefield? You guessed it: Bee stings.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 100
17
The Centurion #17
Level 72 Hat - Crafted
Unlike those cheap knock-offs, the brush part of THIS centurion helmet is made from the HEAD hair of your fallen enemies.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 17
83
The Cute Suit #83
Level 48 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 83
  • Style: Hat
61
The Burning Bongos #61
Level 92 Bongos - Crafted
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 61
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Cotton Head
Level 96 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Style: Style 1
5388
The Birdcage #5388
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat is. The secret is you're an idiot.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5388
59
The Smoking Skid Lid #59
Level 48 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 59
65
Trickster's Turnout Gear #65
Level 52 Coat - Crafted
Trick your enemies into forgetting who set them on fire in the first place with this trustworthy-looking fireman's jacket.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 65
67
The Lunatic's Leathers #67
Level 85 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 67
30
The Sengoku Scorcher #30
Level 3 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 30
78
The Bone Dome #78
Level 79 Hat - Crafted
Comes with a visor capable of shielding your eyes from the harsh glare of people running away from you on fire.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 78
  • Style: Style 1
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Store Promotion
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • No random critical hits
  • Uncraftable
45
The Air Raider #45
Level 52 Hat - Crafted
Designed specifically for hotshot pilots, this mask only distributes oxygen if you're doing a cool barrel roll into the Danger Zone.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 45
31
The Electric Escorter
Level 42 Hat - Found in Crate
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
7277
The Waxy Wayfinder #7277
Level 80 Hat - Crafted
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 7277
Napper's Respite
Level 29 Hat - Found in Crate
After a long day of burning scouts.
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 99 Hat - Found in Crate
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 91 Hat - Found in Crate
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat. "Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 45 Hat - Timed Drop
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Plumber's Pipe
Level 62 Hat - Found in Crate
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes with pipe, length of wire.
Prancer's Pride
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
6750
The Little Buddy #6750
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6750
103
Employee of the Mmmph #103
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 103
Madame Dixie
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
15826
The DethKapp #15826
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally answers that age-old mystery: It was you!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 15826
  • Style: Grim
Handyman's Handle
Level 89 Hat - Found in Crate
Clears all sorts of blockage.
The Portable Smissmas Spirit Dispenser
Limited Level 10 Snow Globe - Third-Party Promotion
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.
  • Limited quantity
Tiny Timber
Level 56 Backpack - Found in Crate
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 11 Facial Hair - Crafted
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
35319
Connoisseur's Cap #35319
Level 53 Hat - Crafted
You're today's theme ingredient...
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 35319
5737
The Cremator's Conscience #5737
Level 15 Conscience - Crafted
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an axe!'
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5737
2364
Rail Spikes #2364
Level 38 Spikes - Crafted
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits welded onto the round bits.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 2364
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and then killing them.
22829
The Infernal Orchestrina #22829
Level 98 Backpack - Crafted
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 22829
  • Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Pyrobotics Pack
Level 59 Backpack - MvM Squad surplus reward
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical application for the information, but it's good to learn.
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 69 Hat - Crafted
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Googol Glass Eyes
Level 96 Hat - Found in Crate
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
17846
The Moonman Backpack #17846
Level 15 Fuel Tank - Crafted
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 17846
28556
The Jingle Belt #28556
Level 48 Bells - Crafted
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn victims.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 28556
  • Jingle all the way
The Attendant
Level 19 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Backpack Broiler
Level 53 Barbeque - Found in Crate
I've got your back... steaks.
9788
Area 451 #9788
Level 70 Hat - Crafted
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the other ones.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 9788
The Frymaster
Level 4 Backpack - Found in Crate
6828
The Person in the Iron Mask #6828
Level 25 Hat - Crafted
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace will smoke anything placed inside it.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6828
33
Sole Mate #33
Level 16 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 33
The Toy Tailor
Level 93 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Trail-Blazer
Level 38 Sled - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
The Sub Zero Suit
Level 14 Apparel - Found in Crate
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 42 Mask - Found in Crate
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one, you inscrutable person of mystery!
  • Style: With Stripes
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
6330
El Muchacho #6330
Level 96 Poncho - Crafted
Cosplay as a sleepy cowboy with this authentic 19th century sleeveless fleece snuggie.
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 6330
The Blizzard Breather
Level 78 Apparel - Found in Crate
The Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 44 Backpack - Found in Crate
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own shoes?
The Scrap Sack
Level 100 Backpack - Found in Crate
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
The Rusty Reaper
Level 42 Hat - Found in Crate
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
2767
The Last Breath #2767
Level 13 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 2767
9863
The Breather Bag #9863
Level 81 Hat - Crafted
Since the invention of the garbage bag, humanity has longed to put it over its head. Until now, this usually meant immediate asphyxiation. UNTIL NOW! Plastic bag over your head? Breathing air? Thanks to the geniuses at FaceBagHole Co., you don't have to choose.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 9863
The Pampered Pyro
Level 10 Towel - Found in Crate
Today, it's YOU Fortress. You deserve it.
6370
Nose Candy #6370
Level 76 Mask - Crafted
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6370
  • Style: Horrific
The Mair Mask
Level 55 Hat - Purchased
Comes with a full can of MAIR, Mann Co.'s air substitute! One part nitrogen, no parts oxygen, NINE parts electrolytes—Mair gives regular air a kick in the pants for manly lungs on the go.
The Filamental
Level 42 Hat - Found in Crate
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only your electrician knows for sure!
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
3658
Apparition's Aspect #3658
Level 13 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 3658
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 43 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Style: Original
The Combustible Kabuto
Level 39 Hat - Found in Crate
32
Vintage Merryweather
Level 91 Hat - Crafted
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to quell his flames.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Bolted Birdcage
Level 42 Hat - Found in Crate
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama "The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
1941
The Nabler #1941
Level 5 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 1941
The Metal Slug
Level 99 Hat - Found in Crate
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
9970
The Bacteria Blocker #9970
Level 66 Hat - Crafted
The human face is nature's garbage can. Everything from saliva (make-outs) to grease (engine repair) to clumps of partially chewed beef (eating) to poison (food-tasting for kings) can be found on the average (your) face. Keep it marginally less filthy with the Bacteria Blocker.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 9970
  • Style: With Headphones
9642
The Head Warmer #9642
Level 89 Hat - Crafted
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees, while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that slowly cooks your brain.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 9642
33
Black Knight's Bascinet
Limited Level 84 Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Limited quantity
35
Gun Mettle Campaign Coin
Level 1 Australium Tool - Timed Drop
The Gun Mettle Campaign ended on September 30, 2015.

The Gun Mettle Campaign Coin granted access to contracts and tracked stats during the campaign. You could level up the coin by earning Contract Points from completed contracts. The coin would level up at 1000, 2000, and 3000 Contract Points.
  • Campaign Contract Points: 3168
  • Campaign Contract Bonus Points: 368
  • Campaign Contracts Completed: 28
  • Campaign Kills: 681
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Invasion Community Update Coin
Level 26 Wicked Nasty Tool - Timed Drop
The Invasion Community Update ended on November 9, 2015.

Thank you for supporting the Invasion Community Update Team
Grants access to Invasion Community Update case drops through the end of 2015

Stats are tracked until November 9, 2015
  • Kills and Assists during Invasion Event: 664
  • Kills and Assists on 2Fort Invasion: 130
  • Kills and Assists on Probed: 128
  • Kills and Assists on Byre: 4
  • Kills and Assists on Watergate: 119
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Tough Break Campaign Stamp
Level 24 Australium Tool - Timed Drop
The Tough Break Campaign ended on April 4, 2016.

The Tough Break Campaign Stamp granted access to contracts and tracked stats during the campaign. You could level up the stamp by earning Contract Points from completed contracts. The stamp would level up at 1000, 2000, and 3000 Contract Points.
  • Campaign Contract Points: 3265
  • Campaign Contract Bonus Points: 665
  • Campaign Contracts Completed: 26
  • Campaign Kills: 2398
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Soul Gargoyle
Level 58 Delighted Tool - Timed Drop
The Soul Gargoyle grants access to Merasmissions during the Scream Fortress event each year.
You can level up the gargoyle by collecting souls. Souls can be found by killing enemies, completing Merasmissions and finding Soul Gargoyles.
Levels up at 666, 1337, 2000 and then every 2000 Souls.

Provides access to Halloween transmutes where you can transmute 3 items for a non-tradable Halloween item from years past.
A bonus is given for every 10 transmutes.
  • Souls Collected: 7127
  • Merasmissions Completed: 35
  • Halloween Transmutes Performed: 14
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
PASS Time Early Participation Pin
Level 1 Pin - Support Granted
A distinguished service medal provided to the PASS Time beta players.
  • Untradable
Fancy Spellbook
Level 1 Spellbook - Achievement

This is a fine-looking spellbook, full of pages you've collected. But you can never have too much magic...
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Pages of Gratanter: 4
  • Pages of Audere: 3
  • Pages of Congeriae: 6
  • Pages of Veteris: 5
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
Spellbook Magazine
Level 29 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enable picking up and casting spells.
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
11521
The Freedom Staff #11521
Level 25 Staff - Crafted
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
  • Crafted by arrowtotheni
  • Craft number: 11521
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
40
The Dark Falkirk Helm #40
Level 77 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 40
  • Style: Open
texture
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
69
The Viking Braider #69
Level 90 Facial Hair - Crafted
O.G. Vikings know: Braid before blade, son.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 69
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
94
The Atomic Accolade #94
Level 15 Badge - Crafted
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies your bravery in the field of excellence.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 94
Gift
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Gifted
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Gift from: Jake>>
  • Quantity: 5
Battery Canteens
Level 42 Usable Item - Found in Crate
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy. They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water canteen and are filled with battery acid.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
21
Graybanns #21
Level 88 Glasses - Crafted
Gray Mann might be a heartless villain. But he DOES make some sweet sunglasses. Hate the player, not the game.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 21
  • Style: Style 3
43
The Deep Cover Operator #43
Level 43 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 43
59
The Crown of the Old Kingdom #59
Level 19 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 59
64
The Pocket Raiders #64
Level 62 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 64
  • Style: Lara
58
The Tomb Readers #58
Level 18 Glasses - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 58
47
The Law #47
Level 24 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 47
87
The Bruiser's Bandanna #87
Level 86 Bandana - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 87
  • Style: Original
5543
The Ham Shank #5543
Level 5 Pork Product - Crafted
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
  • Craft number: 5543
82
Antlers #82
Level 36 Cosmetic Item - Crafted
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
  • Craft number: 82
  • Style: Hat
10
The Hardy Laurel #10
Level 30 Hat - Crafted
This bundle of spray painted sticks signified that you were a philosopher king in primitive cultures like Ancient Rome and present-day Canada. (Equips Romevision in Mann vs. Machine mode.)
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 10
66
Tipped Lid #66
Level 86 Hat - Crafted
Tipped to the jauntiest of angles. Helps the noblest of causes. (99 percent of community revenue goes to One Step Camp, a camp program for kids with cancer.)
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 66
52
The Merc's Mohawk #52
Level 23 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 52
35
The Eye-Catcher #35
Level 28 Eye Patch - Crafted
  • Craft number: 35
36
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
From another era.
  • Untradable
2762
The MK 50 #2762
Level 22 Helmet - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 2762
Bill's Hat
Limited Level 10 Veteran's Beret - Timed Drop
Left 4 You.
  • Limited quantity
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Kiss King
Level 98 Hat - Found in Crate
7182
The Vigilant Pin #7182
Level 13 Badge - Crafted
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 7182
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Muskelmannbraun
12994
The Company Man #12994
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 12994
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Cheater's Lament
Limited Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility - Timed Drop
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded.
  • Limited quantity
  • Style: No Hat
  • Untradable
Gift
Voodoo Juju
Limited Level 31 Hat - Crafted
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
  • Gift from: Maxshot44kk
  • This is a special Halloween 2010 item
  • Limited quantity
  • Untradable
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat - Found in Crate
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
The Virtual Viewfinder
Level 32 Headset - Found in Crate
Get a migraine for charity. (99 percent of community revenue goes to fund SpecialEffect, a charity working to help disabled players get back into the game.)
Neckwear Headwear
Level 31 Hat - Found in Crate
4260
The Hitt Mann Badge #4260
Level 48 Badge - Crafted
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 4260
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
  • Style: Ghastlier
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Galvanized Gibus
Level 64 Hat - Found in Crate
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated areas.
15453
The Reindoonicorn #15453
Level 20 Balloon - Crafted
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 15453
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Ebenezer
Limited Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by Steam User Jacen.
  • Limited quantity
18893
The Mark of the Saint #18893
Level 20 Badge - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 18893
27295
The Killer Exclusive #27295
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Break news, spirits and heads.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 27295
16944
The Doublecross-Comm #16944
Level 47 Facial Hair - Crafted
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you will never not be aware of them.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 16944
9837
The All-Father #9837
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Craft number: 9837
  • Style: Classic
Painted with Ye Olde Rustic Colour
12443
The Fortune Hunter #12443
Level 86 Cosmetic Axe - Crafted
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 12443
6553
The Brown Bomber #6553
Level 87 Hat - Crafted
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6553
  • Style: Hunter
6736
The Macho Mann #6736
Level 22 Glasses - Crafted
Sometimes it really does take a village, people.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6736
7738
Pocket Medic #7738
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
Keep little healing man close.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 7738
4901
Photo Badge #4901
Level 20 Badge - Crafted
Discourage identity theft.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Craft number: 4901
26305
The Merc Medal #26305
Level 20 Badge - Crafted
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other when one of them does a great job.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 26305
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
11490
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer #11490
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH GOD STOP HITTING ME!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 11490
4974
The Cockfighter #4974
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 4974
  • Style: Max
Summer Hat
Limited Level 10 Hat - Purchased
E hele mākou i kahakai.
  • Limited quantity
  • Style: Carefree Summer Nap
  • Uncraftable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 5 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
13081
The Crafty Hair #13081
Level 98 Hair - Crafted
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 13081
  • Style: Yellow
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Soldier of Fortune
Level 10 Badge - Timed Drop
Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do it better.
  • Hire Date: 2008-05-05 00:53:20
  • Untradable
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 35 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 126 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 19 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 6 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 49 Hat - Crafted
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 34 Hat - Crafted
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 91 Hat - Found in Crate
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett Packard.
37
2357
The Heroic Companion Badge #2357
Level 20 Badge - Crafted
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally they let you hang out with them.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 2357
  • Style: Russian
5714
The Whale Bone Charm #5714
Level 20 Badge - Crafted
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5714
5093
The Deus Specs #5093
Level 10 Glasses - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5093
The Warsworn Helmet
Level 71 Hat - Crafted
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible things for money.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Duck Journal
Level 5 Journal - Purchased
Equip in the ActionSlot to increase duck drops.
Use Duck Tokens to increase power level.
Higher levels give increased duck drops.
  • Duck XP Level : 0
  • Duck Power : 5 / 5
  • Duckstreaks Active
  • Style: None
  • Uncraftable
Operation Two Cities Badge
Level 135 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Two Cities is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Power Up Canteen
Level 3 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
3447
Smissmas Wreath #3447
Level 85 Pin - Crafted
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous berries pinned to your chest.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 3447
25
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
4557
The Deadliest Duckling #4557
Level 21 Duck - Crafted
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 4557
  • Style: Capone
4673
The Mutton Mann #4673
Level 78 Hair - Crafted
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 4673
3343
The Tuxxy #3343
Level 84 Tuxedo - Crafted
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 3343
Summer Shades
Limited Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Limited quantity
Painted with After Eight
13674
Faerie Solitaire Pin #13674
Level 98 Pin - Crafted
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical beings.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 13674
The Bolgan Family Crest
Level 81 Badge - Crafted
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately involved with a monster cyclops.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
66
The Baronial Badge #66
Level 22 Badge - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 66
Captain Cardbeard Cutthroat
Level 8 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-09-10 07:00:00
9067
The Menpo #9067
Level 100 Mask - Crafted
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 9067
  • Style: Yuurei
14228
Tough Stuff Muffs #14228
Level 89 Hat - Crafted
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death, gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these stylish earmuffs.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 14228
  • Style: Montreal Style
89
The Professor's Pineapple #89
Level 77 Science Project - Crafted
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get super powers if you drink it.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 89
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
71
Hong Kong Cone #71
Level 49 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 71
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat - Store Promotion
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
  • Effect: Map Stamps
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
3640
texture
Flair! #3640
Level 20 Flair! - Crafted
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Craft number: 3640
Enchantment: Eternaween
Level 5 Server Enchantment - Timed Drop
This server-wide enchantment can be used to enable Halloween/Full Moon items on a registered server for two hours.

Casting this enchantment will open a vote to gather consent from the other players on the
server. This item will be consumed when the server enchantment ends.
  • Tradable After: 2015-03-01 20:23:44
Tux
Limited Level 25 Mascot - Timed Drop
Linux represent!
  • Limited quantity
  • Style: Normal
  • Untradable
The Wings of Purity
Level 1 Cosmetic Item - Trade-Up
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Enchantment: Eternaween
Level 5 Server Enchantment - Timed Drop
This server-wide enchantment can be used to enable Halloween/Full Moon items on a registered server for two hours.

Casting this enchantment will open a vote to gather consent from the other players on the
server. This item will be consumed when the server enchantment ends.
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
  • Killed Merasmus at level 4
  • Untradable
19245
Awesomenauts Badge #19245
Level 11 Badge - Crafted
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group. Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 19245
Competitive Matchmaking Beta Invite
Level 1 Pass - Timed Drop
This item is no longer usable. It was previously an invite for the 2016 Competitive Mode Beta. The beta is now over.
  • Untradable
Backpack Expander
Level 58 Tool - Gifted
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
  • Untradable
Backpack Expander
Level 57 Tool - Gifted
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
  • Untradable
Competitive Matchmaking Beta Invite
Level 1 Pass - Timed Drop
This item is no longer usable. It was previously an invite for the 2016 Competitive Mode Beta. The beta is now over.
  • Untradable
Gift
Competitive Matchmaking Beta Pass
Level 1 Pass - Gifted
A memento of your participation in the 2016 Competitive Mode Beta. Thank you for your help!
  • Gift from: ❤ kaykay
  • Untradable
Competitive Matchmaking Beta Invite
Level 1 Pass - Timed Drop
This item is no longer usable. It was previously an invite for the 2016 Competitive Mode Beta. The beta is now over.
  • Untradable
38
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat - Trade-Up
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
He had one all along...
  • Untradable
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat - Halloween Drop
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat - Halloween Drop
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat - Halloween Drop
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
  • Untradable
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
  • Untradable
The Creature From The Heap
Level 40 Backpack - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Accursed Apparition
Level 67 Spooky Companion - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Space Bracers
Level 19 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Maniac's Manacles
Level 4 Gloves - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The One-Way Ticket
Level 45 Hat - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Mann-Bird of Aberdeen
Level 2 Bird Head - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Second Opinion
Level 22 Mask - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Hardium Helm
Level 47 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Hallowed Headcase
Level 56 Mask - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Hyperbaric Bowler
Level 61 Hat - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
Medimedes
Level 100 Bird Head - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
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Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: Skullcracker
Level 100 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Taunt: Battin' a Thousand
Level 100 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Scout Taunt
Taunt: The Fubar Fanfare
Level 33 Special Taunt - Purchased
Soldier Taunt
"Freedom isn't free, maggots! Guess the price! Wrong! That is too high! Freedom is NOT that expensive!"
Taunt: Spent Well Spirits
Level 65 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Demoman Taunt
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Taunt: Rancho Relaxo
Level 29 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Engineer Taunt
Taunt: Burstchester
Level 65 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-03-05 08:00:00
Taunt: The Proletariat Posedown
Level 80 Special Taunt - Purchased
Heavy Taunt