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Secondhand Head Mounted Double Observatory
Level 33 Secondhand Cosmetic Augmentation - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-07-02 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 61
  • Untradable
5
The Panic Attack
Level 55 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 50% faster reload time
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Fire rate increases as health decreases
  • Hold fire to load up to 4 shells
  • Weapon spread increases as health decreases
6
Strange C.A.P.P.E.R
Level 1 Strange Pistol - Found in Crate
Turn your enemies in to ash!
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Kills: 1
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Pistol
Level 1 Strange Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
7
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 95 Apparel - Found in Crate
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
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5755
The Wilson Weave #5755
Level 87 Hair - Crafted
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5755
  • Style: No Hat
9
The Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 73 Pocket Buddy - Gifted
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-28 07:00:00
10
31270
The Virtual Reality Headset #31270
Level 10 Headset - Crafted
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 31270
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68
The Cuban Bristle Crisis #68
Level 42 Facial Hair - Crafted
Dress up like Cuban celeb Fidel Castro, inventor of the Castromatic, a self-casting fishing pole that swept the nation in the 60s.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 68
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Class Token - Engineer
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Scarcely Lethal Giger Counter
Level 5 Scarcely Lethal Laser Pointer - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-16 08:00:00
  • Wrangled Sentry Kills: 31
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Dapper Dead'er Alive
Level 16 Dapper Cosmetic Augmentation - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-19 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 214
Comfortable Rocket Operator
Level 79 Comfortable Apparel - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-06 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 153
Secondhand Iron Lung
Level 16 Secondhand Cosmetic Augmentation - Found in Crate
  • Points Scored: 74
Strange Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Strange Wrench - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 4
  • Sentry Kills: 0
Strange Wrench
Level 1 Strange Wrench - Found in Crate
Upgrades, repairs and speeds up construction of friendly buildings on hit
  • Sentry Kills: 0
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Wicked Nasty Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
Upgrades, repairs and speeds up construction of friendly buildings on hit
  • Sheen: 7.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Sentry Kills: 745
  • Kills: 46
Mildly Menacing Festive Frontier Justice
Limited Level 5 Mildly Menacing Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Gain 2 revenge crits for each sentry kill and
    1 for each sentry assist when your sentry is destroyed.
  • Killstreaker: 2006.0
  • Sheen: 7.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Revenge crits are lost on death
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 61
Mildly Menacing Pomson 6000
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses up to 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses up to 20% cloak
  • Killstreaker: 2007.0
  • Sheen: 5.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Kills: 57
  • Robots Destroyed: 379
Truly Feared Frontier Justice
Level 5 Truly Feared Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Gain 2 revenge crits for each sentry kill and
    1 for each sentry assist when your sentry is destroyed.
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Revenge crits are lost on death
  • Kills: 233
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Widowmaker
Level 5 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • 10% increased damage to your sentry's target
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
  • Kills: 1
  • Robots Destroyed: 404
Strange Jag
Level 15 Strange Wrench - Found in Crate
  • +15% faster firing speed
  • Construction hit speed boost increased by 30%
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 20% slower repair rate
  • -33% damage penalty vs buildings
  • Sentry Kills: 0
  • Kills: 0
Odious Snow Stompers
Level 68 Odious Boots - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 96
Strange Festive Wrangler
Limited Level 42 Strange Laser Pointer - Found in Crate
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
  • Limited quantity
  • Wrangled Sentry Kills: 3
Strange Rescue Ranger
Level 94 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Alt-Fire: Use 100 metal to pick up your targeted building from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death when hauling buildings
  • Kills: 0
Positively Inhumane Construction PDA
Level 1 Positively Inhumane PDA - Found in Crate
  • Sentry Kills: 969
  • Health Dispensed to Allies: 197762
  • Allies Teleported: 2626
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 22 Strange Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
Upgrades, repairs and speeds up construction of friendly buildings on hit
  • Sentry Kills: 0
  • Kills: 0
Unremarkable Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Unremarkable Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
Upgrades, repairs and speeds up construction of friendly buildings on hit
  • Sentry Kills: 20
  • Kills: 3
  • Robots Destroyed: 206
Uncharitable Gunslinger
Level 15 Uncharitable Robot Arm - Found in Crate
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • Sentry build speed increased by 150%
  • Killstreaker: 2008.0
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Third successful punch in a row always crits.
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a Mini-Sentry
  • Tradable After: 2017-02-12 08:00:00
  • Sentry Kills: 130
  • Kills: 16
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Gifted
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter
  • -50% metal cost when constructing or upgrading teleporters
  • Construction hit speed boost decreased by 50%
  • 20% less metal from pickups and dispensers
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Achievement
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
  • Untradable
67
The Prize Plushy #67
Level 2 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 67
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The Gold Digger #69
Level 96 Facial Hair - Crafted
Dag nab it before it's all sold out!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 69
45
The Special Eyes #45
Level 3 Glasses - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 45
  • Style: Suspicious
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The Pardner's Pompadour #73
Level 28 Hair - Crafted
"It takes a hard man to tame this ten-gallon Texas hair tornado."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 73
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Steam Purchase
  • Alt-Fire: -10 ammo per attack and -5 ammo per projectile destroyed
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -5 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
Ragged Insulated Inventor
Level 18 Ragged Coat - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 22
78
The Beep Boy #78
Level 34 Electronic Device - Crafted
His facial expressions are synced to yours! Teach this Beep Boy how to be a Beep Man using nothing but the raw musky magnetism of your face.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 78
88
The Danger #88
Level 49 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 88
5
Vox Diabolus #5
Level 3 Hat - Crafted
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way, they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket when you try to get them to sign something.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5
Googly Gazer
Level 75 Cosmetic Augmentation - Crafted
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Style: Mad Science
62
The Trash Toter #62
Level 35 Satchel - Crafted
"Waste not, want not, son."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 62
The Data Mining Light
Level 99 Hat - Found in Crate
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
Mining Light
Limited Level 99 Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
For Engineers with bright ideas.
  • Tradable After: 2012-10-13 23:14:17
  • Limited quantity
The Tin-1000
Level 48 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red, robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Western Wear
Level 30 Hat - Found in Crate
The old West never saw this kind of class.
The Timeless Topper
Level 42 Hat - Found in Crate
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
The Plug-In Prospector
Level 98 Hat - Found in Crate
Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you're a grizzled, cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of 3047.
13595
Ol' Geezer #13595
Level 79 Hat - Crafted
Get off mah land!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 13595
5428
The Stocking Stuffer #5428
Level 64 Stocking - Crafted
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed. Thanks for nothing, Santa.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5428
The Pocket Pyro
Level 42 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
Loneliness is the world's deadliest silent killer. Next to carbon monoxide. But cuddle up to this adorable firebug, hold your breath, and you'll be free to concentrate on loud killers like car crashes and Freddy Krueger.
The Flared Frontiersman
Level 61 Apparel - Found in Crate
"I'll tell you what, these wide-bottom pants're slick as a whistle."
19635
The Pocket Purrer #19635
Level 94 Satchel - Crafted
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow" means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder." It's probably going to say that a lot.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 19635
11455
Prairie Heel Biters #11455
Level 15 Spurs - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 11455
8780
The Wingstick #8780
Level 10 Wingstick - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 8780
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 92 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 99 Apparel - Crafted
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Style: Tan
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 88 Hat - Crafted
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
8300
The Grizzled Growth #8300
Level 71 Facial Hair - Crafted
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near. Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 8300
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Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Grease Monkey
Level 21 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Buzz Killer
Level 29 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 55 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Frontier Flyboy
Level 46 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Soul of 'Spensers Past
Level 85 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Garden Bristles
Level 67 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Beep Man
Level 98 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Tiny Texan
Level 14 Strange Hat - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Iron Fist
Level 53 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
7373
The Brainiac Goggles #7373
Level 20 Glasses - Crafted
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and several other varieties of structural defect.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 7373
Industrial Festivizer
Level 51 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Face Full of Festive
Level 39 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
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The Trencher's Topper #22
Level 88 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 22
  • Style: Style 1
Big Country
Level 86 Hat - Crafted
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Style: Nelson
41
The Trencher's Tunic #41
Level 12 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 41
34
Ein #34
Level 33 Mascot - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 34
The Dogfighter
Level 5 Coat - Found in Crate
36009
The Hetman's Headpiece #36009
Level 94 Hat - Crafted
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 36009
Conagher's Combover
Limited Level 99 Hat - Found in Crate
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Limited quantity
41
The Scotch Saver #41
Level 62 Facial Hair - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 41
32191
Pip-Boy #32191
Level 10 Armband - Crafted
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 32191
Buckaroos Hat
Level 73 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 62 Hat - Crafted
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Endothermic Exowear
Level 20 Shirt - Found in Crate
7273
The Teufort Tooth Kicker #7273
Level 10 Boots - Crafted
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 7273
46
The Tools of the Trade #46
Level 14 Tool Belt - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 46
56
The Peacenik's Ponytail #56
Level 78 Hair - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 56
  • Style: No Helmet
113
The Lonesome Loafers #113
Level 57 Shoes - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 113
63
The Joe-on-the-Go #63
Level 46 Backpack - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 63
11
Mister Bubbles #11
Level 58 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
Thwart pickpockets, pocket-squatters and cheaters who ignore the rules of the "What's in my Pocket?" game with the last word in iron-clad diminutive pocket defense. Also works with underwater pockets!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 11
The Dry Gulch Gulp
Level 75 Refreshment - Found in Crate
"When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. And when a man needs killin', I oblige him."
The Idea Tube
Level 69 Backpack - Found in Crate
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it, too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one simple unballing away from remembering it.
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The Builder's Blueprints #8598
Level 15 Blueprints - Crafted
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 8598
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The Last Straw #6902
Level 93 Hat - Crafted
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might come a-trespassin'.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6902
The Barnstormer
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
  • Style: Bugscreen Up
Engineer's Cap
Level 83 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Safe'n'Sound
Level 61 Hat - Crafted
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Fancy Shmancy El Paso Poncho
Level 4 Fancy Shmancy Poncho - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-25 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 693
Insulated Inventor
Level 10 Coat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-04-02 07:00:00
The Iron Fist
Level 88 Cosmetic Item - Quest Drop
  • Untradable
The Garden Bristles
Level 35 Cosmetic Item - Quest Drop
  • Untradable
Strange Packable Provisions
Level 52 Strange Provisions - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-12-29 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Odious Flash of Inspiration
Level 69 Odious Hair - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-05-25 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 98
The Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 66 Facial Hair - Purchased
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not go unwarranted.
  • Style: Without Helmet
The Pencil Pusher
Level 10 Cosmetic Item - Timed Drop
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
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Uncharitable Shotgun
Level 1 Uncharitable Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Killstreaker: 2005.0
  • Sheen: 3.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 127
30
83
The Cute Suit #83
Level 48 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 83
  • Style: Hat
32
Haunted Master Mind
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that capitalizes on both.
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Strange Reader's Choice
Level 67 Strange Glasses - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-12-30 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Comfortable Spooky Sleeves
Level 47 Comfortable Apparel - Gifted
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-31 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 142
Strange Hat With No Name
Level 10 Strange Hat - Gifted
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-31 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Beep Boy
Level 96 Strange Electronic Device - Gifted
His facial expressions are synced to yours! Teach this Beep Boy how to be a Beep Man using nothing but the raw musky magnetism of your face.
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Scarcely Lethal Necro Smasher
Level 50 Scarcely Lethal Hammer - Achievement
  • Kills: 32
  • Untradable
Fabulous Cuban Bristle Crisis
Level 29 Fabulous Facial Hair - Gifted
Dress up like Cuban celeb Fidel Castro, inventor of the Castromatic, a self-casting fishing pole that swept the nation in the 60s.
  • Tradable After: 2016-07-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 2570
Fancy Shmancy All-Father
Level 15 Fancy Shmancy Facial Hair - Gifted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-30 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 556
  • Style: Classic
Dapper Hillbilly Speed-Bump
Limited Level 98 Dapper Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Limited quantity
  • Points Scored: 204
Strange Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Strange Pocket Buddy - Gifted
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH GOD STOP HITTING ME!
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
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Strange Festive Shotgun
Limited Level 60 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2014-12-31 05:51:53
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 3
Strange Panic Attack
Level 48 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • 50% faster reload time
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Fire rate increases as health decreases
  • Hold fire to load up to 4 shells
  • Weapon spread increases as health decreases
  • Kills: 0
69
The Viking Braider #69
Level 90 Facial Hair - Crafted
O.G. Vikings know: Braid before blade, son.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 69
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos - Steam Purchase
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Genuine Triad Trinket
Level 1 Necklace - Steam Purchase
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home."
  • Style: Bear
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The All-Father #9837
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Craft number: 9837
  • Style: Classic
Painted with Ye Olde Rustic Colour
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The Macho Mann #6736
Level 22 Glasses - Crafted
Sometimes it really does take a village, people.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6736
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The Itsy Bitsy Spyer #11490
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH GOD STOP HITTING ME!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 11490
The Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 5 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
13081
The Crafty Hair #13081
Level 98 Hair - Crafted
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 13081
  • Style: Yellow
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4557
The Deadliest Duckling #4557
Level 21 Duck - Crafted
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 4557
  • Style: Capone
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The Mutton Mann #4673
Level 78 Hair - Crafted
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 4673
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Haunted Kritz or Treat Canteen
Level 25 Strange Usable Item - Gifted
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Power Up Canteens Used: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Snaggletoothed Stetson
Level 64 Hat - Found in Crate
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Unusual Taunt: Second Rate Sorcery
Level 17 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Taunt
  • Tradable After: 2017-02-26 08:00:00
  • Effect: Screaming Tiger
Taunt: Rancho Relaxo
Level 29 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Engineer Taunt
Unusual Taunt: Flippin' Awesome
Level 87 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-19 08:00:00
  • Effect: Infernal Smoke
Unusual Taunt: Conga
Level 61 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
All Class Group Taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga
  • Tradable After: 2017-03-03 08:00:00
  • Effect: Holy Grail
Unusual Taunt: Kazotsky Kick
Level 22 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Party it up with this Eastern European inspired dance
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use Forward and Back keys to move
and the Strafe keys to rotate as you dance
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-01 07:00:00
  • Effect: Infernal Flames
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Unusual Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2017-01-12 08:00:00
  • Effect: Hot
  • Festivized
Unusual Pistol
Level 1 Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-01-14 08:00:00
  • Effect: Isotope
  • Festivized
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Unusual Trencher's Topper
Level 31 Odious Hat - Found in Crate
  • Effect: Phosphorous
  • Points Scored: 77
  • Freezecam Taunt Appearances: 0
  • Assists: 27
  • Style: Style 1
Unusual Smokey Sombrero
Level 32 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Effect: Ether Trail