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Airborne Attire
Level 26 Jacket - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-07-02 07:00:00
  • Untradable
Strange Warhood
Level 94 Strange Hat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-07-02 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
  • Untradable
Warhood
Level 94 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-07-02 07:00:00
  • Untradable
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The Panic Attack
Level 55 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 50% faster reload time
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Fire rate increases as health decreases
  • Hold fire to load up to 4 shells
  • Weapon spread increases as health decreases
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Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 95 Apparel - Found in Crate
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
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5755
The Wilson Weave #5755
Level 87 Hair - Crafted
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5755
  • Style: No Hat
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Class Token - Heavy
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Sharp El Duderino
Level 40 Sharp Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-10-05 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 283
Sucker Slug
Level 21 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-07 08:00:00
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 5 Strange Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 6 Strange Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Level 9 Strange Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
  • 20% faster spin up time
  • 20% more accurate
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Minigun
Level 1 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 2
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Somewhat Threatening Brass Beast
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Minigun - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
  • Kills: 85
  • Robots Destroyed: 15610
  • Giant Robots Destroyed: 1447
Strange Huo-Long Heater
Level 68 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
  • Creates a ring of flames while spun up
  • 25% damage bonus vs burning players
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Consumes an additional 4 ammo per second while spun up
  • Kills: 0
Strange Natascha
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
  • Kills: 0
Wicked Nasty Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 66 Wicked Nasty Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 678
  • Robots Destroyed: 18089
  • Giant Robots Destroyed: 2318
Strange Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Level 11 Strange Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
Strange Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Strange Fists - Found in Crate
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove! The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
  • Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
  • Tradable After: 2015-04-27 20:41:30
  • Kills: 0
Strange Eviction Notice
Level 10 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +40% faster firing speed
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • On Hit: Gain a speed boost
  • -60% damage penalty
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Fists
Level 1 Strange Fists - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Fists of Steel
Level 10 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
  • Tradable After: 2012-10-04 00:07:06
  • This weapon holsters 100% slower
  • Kills: 0
Strange Holiday Punch
Level 10 Strange Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
  • Tickle Fights Won: 0
  • Kills: 0
Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 0
Strange Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • Killstreaker: 2005.0
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • This weapon holsters 50% slower
  • Kills: 2
Unremarkable Festive Gloves of Running Urgently
Limited Level 29 Unremarkable Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • Killstreaker: 2005.0
  • Sheen: 5.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • This weapon holsters 50% slower
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 19
Strange Bread Bite
Limited Level 41 Strange Boxing Gloves - Gifted
Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • This weapon holsters 50% slower
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 0
Strange Festive Gloves of Running Urgently
Limited Level 25 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • Killstreaker: 2002.0
  • Sheen: 3.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • This weapon holsters 50% slower
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 7
Strange Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% damage bonus
  • +50 health restored on kill
  • Tradable After: 2015-04-27 20:41:30
  • 30% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Family Business
Level 10 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • +33% clip size
  • +15% faster firing speed
  • -15% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
Truly Feared Festive Sandvich
Limited Level 1 Truly Feared Lunch Box - Found in Crate
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
  • Limited quantity
  • Food Items Eaten: 229
Ragged Hunter Heavy
Level 27 Ragged Jacket - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 28
Fancy Sleeveless in Siberia
Level 43 Fancy Vest - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 382
Odious Unshaved Bear
Limited Level 29 Odious Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Limited quantity
  • Points Scored: 81
Strange Fur-lined Fighter
Level 43 Strange Hat - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 0
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Strange Old Man Frost
Limited Level 88 Strange Hat - Found in Crate
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Tradable After: 2014-12-31 05:51:53
  • Limited quantity
  • Points Scored: 0
Notably Dangerous Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Lunch Box - Found in Crate
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share chocolate with a friend (Small Health Kit)
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
  • Food Items Eaten: 172
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake - Crafted
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)

Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Untradable
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% damage bonus
  • +50 health restored on kill
  • 30% damage vulnerability on wearer
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The Bolshevik Biker #63
Level 99 Apparel - Crafted
"I am riding to your tiny town."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 63
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Combat Slacks #89
Level 34 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 89
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The Little Bear #22
Level 47 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
Make sure the contents of your pockets are distributed fairly with the latest in Communist pocket enforcement.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 22
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Weight Room Warmer #35
Level 33 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 35
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The Heavy Lifter #82
Level 20 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 82
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Bullet Buzz #36
Level 16 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 36
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The Rat Stompers #69
Level 44 Boots - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 69
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The Sammy Cap #58
Level 36 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 58
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The Cuban Bristle Crisis #68
Level 42 Facial Hair - Crafted
Dress up like Cuban celeb Fidel Castro, inventor of the Castromatic, a self-casting fishing pole that swept the nation in the 60s.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 68
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The Leftover Trap #40
Level 13 Facial Hair - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 40
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The Eliminators Safeguard #46
Level 3 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 46
  • Style: Visor Up
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Jungle Booty #69
Level 74 Shorts - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 69
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The Hunger Force #89
Level 21 Shirt - Crafted
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
  • Craft number: 89
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Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 43 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 68 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Chicken Kiev
Level 31 Bird Head - Found in Crate
Haunted Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 1 Apparel - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 98 Hat - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Haunted Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 100 Apparel - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Haunted Horned Honcho
Level 61 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Haunted Ivan The Inedible
Level 64 Spooky Companion - Found in Crate
Haunted Can Opener
Level 63 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Last Bite
Level 83 Coffin - Found in Crate
Haunted Monstrous Mandible
Level 24 Mask - Found in Crate
Haunted Bull Locks
Level 24 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 5
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 2
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Bone-Cut Belt
Level 5 Unremarkable Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 15
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 6
  • Carnival Games Won: 1
Haunted Minsk Beef
Level 47 Strange Hat - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Immobile Suit
Level 27 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
31053
The One-Man Army #31053
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one thing: A good supply of body bags.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 31053
  • Style: Style 1
15897
The Carl #15897
Level 81 Hair - Crafted
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 15897
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
14898
The Toss-Proof Towel #14898
Level 1 Apparel - Crafted
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward when you're not looking.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 14898
14413
Heavy's Hockey Hair #14413
Level 78 Hair - Crafted
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons and enforcers worldwide.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 14413
16516
The Gym Rat #16516
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Let's get physical. Physical.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 16516
8184
Security Shades #8184
Level 64 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 8184
Coupe D'isaster
Level 56 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 69 Shirt - Found in Crate
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
  • Tradable After: 2012-07-04 06:17:50
  • Style: Outdoorsmen
16576
The Siberian Sophisticate #16576
Level 42 Shirt - Crafted
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 16576
The Borscht Belt
Level 89 Bandolier - Found in Crate
"So many little pouches. Now Heavy can help carry your itty-bitty baby guns."
The Tyurtlenek
Level 95 Shirt - Found in Crate
Around the skinny neck of an intellectual, jewel thief or Frenchman, a turtleneck tells people: "Please open-hand slap me in the face." On the iron frame of the Heavy, it says only: "I wear what I want."
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 24 Hat - Traded
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
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Die Regime-Panzerung #44
Level 75 Cosmetic Armor - Crafted
As the saying goes, "Those who cannot remember the alternate past are condemned to repeat it." Since you have to do it again anyway, why not liven things up with an evil robot costume?
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 44
32965
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #32965
Level 85 Hat - Crafted
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 32965
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The Bear Necessities #28
Level 76 Spirit Animal - Crafted
"In Siberia, bear try to attack family. He try this once. Now he is little hat."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 28
31215
The Pilotka #31215
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 31215
Pugilist's Protector
Level 81 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
6168
The Heavy-Weight Champ #6168
Level 56 Championship Belt - Crafted
"This belt tells babies that Heavy is champ. Big belt champ of all time."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6168
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Officer's Ushanka
Level 88 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
The Mann of the House
Level 81 Apparel - Found in Crate
The Heavy Duty Rag
Level 82 Hat - Crafted
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Katyusha
Level 43 Hat - Found in Crate
"Heavy does not need plane to crush you. Only fists and hat."
15981
Aqua Flops #15981
Level 7 Flip-Flops - Crafted
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a little taste of the tropics?
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 15981
5575
The Sandvich Safe #5575
Level 15 Lunchbox - Crafted
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more description. Buy.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5575
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
The Hound Dog
Level 99 Hat - Found in Crate
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
  • Tradable After: 2012-08-01 20:17:13
The Tungsten Toque
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister! Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
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Der Maschinensoldaten-Helm #31
Level 87 Helmet - Crafted
As the saying goes, "Those who cannot remember the alternate past are condemned to repeat it." Since you have to do it again anyway, why not liven things up with an evil robot costume?
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 31
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The Trash Man #71
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 71
46
The Warmth Preserver #46
Level 11 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 46
738
The Red Army Robin #738
Level 28 Mascot - Crafted
"Is tiny bird. Is adorable. TELL BIRD HE IS PRETTY!"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 738
7681
The Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap #7681
Level 44 Hat - Crafted
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait. That's what he had. You get this hat.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 7681
Hard Counter
Level 82 Hat - Timed Drop
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
22523
The Cold War Luchador #22523
Level 10 Mask - Crafted
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile Crisis.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 22523
Football Helmet
Limited Level 71 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Limited quantity
The U-clank-a
Level 33 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
9536
The War Head #9536
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 9536
6780
The Pounding Father #6780
Level 34 Hat - Crafted
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of crushing little baby men.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6780
Minnesota Slick
Level 18 Hat - Found in Crate
The Titanium Towel
Level 92 Apparel - Found in Crate
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
3094
Brock's Locks #3094
Level 26 Hair - Crafted
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased, tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from your lower back and buttocks years ago.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 3094
The Dread Knot
Level 85 Hat - Timed Drop
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
The Gridiron Guardian
Level 80 Hat - Found in Crate
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
5223
The Soviet Gentleman #5223
Level 95 Hat - Crafted
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5223
  • Style: Normal
68
The Gabe Glasses #68
Level 16 Glasses - Crafted
"These glasses help Heavy read sad stupid poem on your tombstone."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 68
15630
Copper's Hard Top #15630
Level 59 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 15630
  • Style: Peacekeeper
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10 Cosmetic Augmentation - Steam Purchase
Genuine Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 Minigun - Steam Purchase
  • Creates a ring of flames while spun up
  • 25% damage bonus vs burning players
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Consumes an additional 4 ammo per second while spun up
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Gone Commando #38
Level 43 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 38
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The War Goggles #84
Level 71 Glasses - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 84
24
Uncharitable Shotgun
Level 1 Uncharitable Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Killstreaker: 2005.0
  • Sheen: 3.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 127
34
Strange Pestering Jester
Level 9 Strange Hat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-05 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Fashionable Heavy Tourism
Level 18 Fashionable Shirt - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-10 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 828
Strange Reader's Choice
Level 67 Strange Glasses - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-12-30 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Airborne Attire
Level 5 Strange Jacket - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-05-28 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Comfortable Spooky Sleeves
Level 47 Comfortable Apparel - Gifted
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-31 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 142
Fancy Weight Room Warmer
Level 41 Fancy Apparel - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 441
Glamorous Mustachioed Mann
Level 29 Glamorous Facial Hair - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 1080
  • Style: Style 1
Fancy Snow Sleeves
Level 60 Fancy Jacket - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 476
Strange Crossing Guard
Level 25 Strange Sign - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Kills: 1
Scarcely Lethal Necro Smasher
Level 50 Scarcely Lethal Hammer - Achievement
  • Kills: 32
  • Untradable
Fabulous Cuban Bristle Crisis
Level 29 Fabulous Facial Hair - Gifted
Dress up like Cuban celeb Fidel Castro, inventor of the Castromatic, a self-casting fishing pole that swept the nation in the 60s.
  • Tradable After: 2016-07-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 2570
Fancy Shmancy All-Father
Level 15 Fancy Shmancy Facial Hair - Gifted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-30 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 556
  • Style: Classic
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11521
The Freedom Staff #11521
Level 25 Staff - Crafted
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
  • Crafted by arrowtotheni
  • Craft number: 11521
Strange Festive Shotgun
Limited Level 60 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2014-12-31 05:51:53
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 3
Strange Panic Attack
Level 48 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • 50% faster reload time
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Fire rate increases as health decreases
  • Hold fire to load up to 4 shells
  • Weapon spread increases as health decreases
  • Kills: 0
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
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The Viking Braider #69
Level 90 Facial Hair - Crafted
O.G. Vikings know: Braid before blade, son.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 69
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
Battery Canteens
Level 42 Usable Item - Found in Crate
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy. They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water canteen and are filled with battery acid.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
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The Ham Shank #5543
Level 5 Pork Product - Crafted
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
  • Craft number: 5543
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos - Steam Purchase
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Genuine Triad Trinket
Level 1 Necklace - Steam Purchase
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home."
  • Style: Bear
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Spirit Animal - Steam Purchase
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
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The All-Father #9837
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Craft number: 9837
  • Style: Classic
Painted with Ye Olde Rustic Colour
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The Macho Mann #6736
Level 22 Glasses - Crafted
Sometimes it really does take a village, people.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6736
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Pocket Medic #7738
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
Keep little healing man close.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 7738
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The Crafty Hair #13081
Level 98 Hair - Crafted
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 13081
  • Style: Yellow
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The Mutton Mann #4673
Level 78 Hair - Crafted
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 4673
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Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Found in Crate
  • Style: Scout
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Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: Skullcracker
Level 100 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Unusual Taunt: Second Rate Sorcery
Level 17 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Taunt
  • Tradable After: 2017-02-26 08:00:00
  • Effect: Screaming Tiger
Taunt: Burstchester
Level 65 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-03-05 08:00:00
Unusual Taunt: Flippin' Awesome
Level 87 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-19 08:00:00
  • Effect: Infernal Smoke
Taunt: The Proletariat Posedown
Level 80 Special Taunt - Purchased
Heavy Taunt
Unusual Taunt: Conga
Level 61 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
All Class Group Taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga
  • Tradable After: 2017-03-03 08:00:00
  • Effect: Holy Grail
Unusual Taunt: Kazotsky Kick
Level 22 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Party it up with this Eastern European inspired dance
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use Forward and Back keys to move
and the Strafe keys to rotate as you dance
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-01 07:00:00
  • Effect: Infernal Flames
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Unusual Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2017-01-12 08:00:00
  • Effect: Hot
  • Festivized
Unusual Minigun
Level 1 Minigun - Found in Crate
  • Killstreaker: 2005.0
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Effect: Cool
  • Festivized
Unusual Tipped Lid
Level 78 Hat - Gifted
Tipped to the jauntiest of angles. Helps the noblest of causes. (99 percent of community revenue goes to One Step Camp, a camp program for kids with cancer.)
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-28 07:00:00
  • Effect: Starstorm Slumber
Unusual Bunsen Brave
Level 38 Hat - Found in Crate
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame temperature of 3100 °C.
  • Effect: Arcana
Painted with A Mann's Mint