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Strange Elf Esteem
Level 4 Strange Hat - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2017-09-02 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
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Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 95 Apparel - Found in Crate
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
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The Wilson Weave #5755
Level 87 Hair - Crafted
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5755
  • Style: No Hat
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Class Token - Demoman
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Positively Inhumane Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Positively Inhumane Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
  • Team Colored Decorated Weapon
  • Tradable After: 2015-07-26 23:49:21
  • Kills: 816
Somewhat Threatening Festive Grenade Launcher
Limited Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 86
  • Soldiers Killed: 6
Scarcely Lethal Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% projectile speed
  • +20% damage vs buildings
  • -25% clip size
  • -25% explosion radius
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • Tradable After: 2012-08-14 10:30:47
  • Kills: 27
Strange Quickiebomb Launcher
Level 89 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • -0.20000000298 sec faster bomb arm time
  • Max charge time decreased by 70%
  • Up to +35% damage based on charge
  • -15% damage penalty
  • -50% clip size
  • Kills: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 14 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
  • Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
  • Kills: 0
Uncharitable Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 50 Uncharitable Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 107
Strange Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
  • Kills: 2
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 10 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
  • Kills: 0
Strange Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Strange Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 5
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Loose Cannon
Level 10 Strange Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
Double Donk! Bomb explosions after a cannon ball impact will deal mini-crits to impact victims
  • Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
  • +20% projectile speed
  • Cannonballs push players back on impact
  • Cannonballs do not explode on impact
  • Kills: 9
  • Double Donks: 9
Mildly Menacing Splendid Screen
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Shield - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +20% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • +50% increase in charge recharge rate
  • Kills: 59
  • Style: Classic
Fabulous Double Dog Dare Demo Pants
Level 41 Fabulous Pants - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 2421
Strange Iron Bomber
Level 97 Strange Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Grenades have very little bounce and roll
  • -30% fuse time on grenades
  • -15% explosion radius
  • Kills: 0
Strange Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Strange Katana - Found in Crate
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
  • Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Gore-Spattered Eyelander
Level 5 Gore-Spattered Sword - Found in Crate
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Heads Taken: 444
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Notably Dangerous Festive Eyelander
Limited Level 15 Notably Dangerous Sword - Found in Crate
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Limited quantity
  • Heads Taken: 157
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Melee hits refill 20% of your charge meter.
  • Ammo boxes collected also give Charge
  • No random critical hits
  • -80% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -80% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • Kills: 1
Strange Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
  • No random critical hits
  • Tradable After: 2016-03-09 08:00:00
  • 15% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Bottle
Level 1 Strange Bottle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Comfortable Double Dynamite
Level 90 Comfortable Decorative Bombs - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 148
Glamorous Mann of the Seven Sees
Limited Level 9 Glamorous Coat - Found in Crate
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Limited quantity
  • Points Scored: 1395
  • Damage Dealt: 128076
Strange Bomber's Bucket Hat
Level 28 Strange Hat - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Strange Shield - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +30% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Kills: 2
Unremarkable Festive Chargin' Targe
Limited Level 96 Unremarkable Shield - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +30% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-02 08:44:46
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 24
Storm Stompers
Limited Level 18 Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Tradable After: 2014-12-31 05:51:53
  • Limited quantity
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
The Bolted Bombardier
Level 92 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and they want to talk to you.
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Store Promotion
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
  • Killstreaker: 2005.0
  • Sheen: 4.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Uncraftable
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The Stormin' Norman #85
Level 13 Helmet - Crafted
This knight's helm was painstakingly recreated using stills from the classic time travel episode (Ep 417: "A K.I.T.T. in King Arthur's Court") of the hit TV show Knight Rider.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 85
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The Glasgow Great Helm #81
Level 55 Helmet - Crafted
This knight's helm is perfect for defending against 12th century offensive weaponry, like swords, sticks and definitely-not-bullets.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 81
The Broadband Bonnet
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
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The Sole Saviors #72
Level 62 Boots - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 72
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The Razor Cut #100
Level 56 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 100
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Bushi-Dou #56
Level 76 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 56
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The Sangu Sleeves #30
Level 47 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 30
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The Juggernaut Jacket #90
Level 9 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 90
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • -6 max pipebombs out
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
  • Uncraftable
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Traded
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Killstreaker: 2006.0
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Gaelic Golf Bag
Level 73 Golf Clubs - Found in Crate
"Ach, t'is a Cinderella story! Outta nowhere. A former demolitions expert, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the bloody hole!"
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
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The Cool Breeze #14459
Level 59 Kilt - Crafted
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 14459
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Stylish DeGroot #47
Level 36 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 47
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The Hurt Locher #46
Level 87 Apparel - Crafted
Everyone likes to watch their enemies blow up. But if you're close enough to get a really good look, you'll blow up too. It is life's greatest tragedy.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 46
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
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Pirate Bandana #39
Level 12 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 39
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Gifted
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 100% slower
The Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 69 Treasure - Found in Crate
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
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Tippler's Tricorne
Level 81 Hat - Found in Crate
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
  • Tradable After: 2011-11-16 01:49:07
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 28 Hat - Crafted
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Demoman's Fro
Limited Level 41 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Limited quantity
The FR-0
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic '70s film "Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
Carouser's Capotain
Level 65 Hat - Crafted
Suffer not a sentry to live.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Pure Tin Capotain
Level 81 Hat - Found in Crate
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger? Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention since the electric can opener.
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 51 Mascot - Found in Crate
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
  • Style: Imbued
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Bolgan
Level 94 Hat - Crafted
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
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The Liquor Locker #23111
Level 94 Treasure - Crafted
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it: Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked and the key hidden.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 23111
  • Style: Classic
The Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 16 Hat - Found in Crate
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep boop kill all humans!
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Painted with Pink as Hell
Scotch Bonnet
Level 74 Hat - Crafted
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Untradable
Painted with After Eight
The Battery Bandolier
Level 19 Decorative Bombs - MvM Badge completion reward
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except for all those times you bought batteries].
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Tam O' Shanter #22299
Level 67 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 22299
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The Conjurer's Cowl #28828
Level 90 Hat - Crafted
I put on my wizard's hat.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 28828
The Bolted Bicorne
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your move, parrots.
  • Tradable After: 2013-05-25 07:00:00
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The Tavish DeGroot Experience #21647
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 21647
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The Mask of the Shaman #23494
Level 10 Mask - Crafted
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a long, long time.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 23494
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The Bearded Bombardier #2784
Level 84 Facial Hair - Crafted
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 2784
  • Style: Whatever
Sober Stuntman
Level 68 Hat - Crafted
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 75 Hat - Found in Crate
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt helmet.
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Blind Justice #6774
Level 96 Facial Hair - Crafted
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge and experience the thrill for yourself!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6774
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 34 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Style: Tasteful and Refined
The HDMI Patch
Level 63 Photograph - Found in Crate
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 84 Mystical Lamp - Crafted
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts, and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or you might not get booze.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Whiskey Bib
Level 56 Puffy Shirt - Found in Crate
"Sometimes when yer swiggin' woodgrain alcohol from a clay jug, a wee bit can miss the mouth, like. Catch those precious drops with a genuine Scottish whiskey bib."
Tartan Tyrolean
Level 87 Hat - Found in Crate
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The Tartantaloons #5430
Level 88 Apparel - Crafted
Are these Scottish pantaloons historically accurate? You got us. Why don't you go ask your boyfriend History?
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5430
Highland High Heels
Level 83 Boots - Found in Crate
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The Tartan Spartan #6131
Level 79 Helmet - Crafted
"Lads, tonight we DRINK IN HELL! And it's only noon right now, so let's ALSO DRINK RIGHT HERE!"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6131
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The Gaelic Garb #6252
Level 78 Apparel - Crafted
"And we'll tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our FREEDOM! To wear these POOFY SHIRTS! What's that, Havish? Oh. AND THESE SASHES!"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6252
The Dark Age Defender
Level 69 Cosmetic Armor - Crafted
This knight's armor will repel anything someone from the 12th century might throw at you, be it a rock, a sword, a thatched cottage or a Merlin.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Snapped Pupil
Level 59 Photograph - Crafted
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Seeing Double
Level 35 Glasses - Timed Drop
Six Pack Abs
Level 95 Bottles - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Bomber's Bucket Hat
Level 96 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
The Allbrero
Level 72 Hat - Found in Crate
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A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #31734
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Crafted
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms off.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 31734
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 73 Hat - Traded
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape - Steam Purchase
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Strange Elf Esteem
Level 53 Strange Hat - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-12-30 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
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Sultan's Ceremonial #38001
Level 76 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 38001
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Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Hair of the Dog
Level 30 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Scottish Snarl
Level 55 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Parasight
Level 100 Mask - Found in Crate
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 49 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside, where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Haunted Horsemann's Hand-Me-Down
Level 83 Cape - Found in Crate
Haunted Cap'n Calamari
Level 66 Mask - Found in Crate
Haunted Transylvania Top
Level 83 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Mann-Bird of Aberdeen
Level 39 Bird Head - Found in Crate
Haunted Squid's Lid
Level 38 Hat - Found in Crate
Haunted Headtaker's Hood
Level 42 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Polly Putrid
Level 81 Undead Pet - Found in Crate
Haunted Forgotten King's Pauldrons
Level 36 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Mannhattan Project
Level 69 Strange Hat - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
The Forgotten King's Restless Head
Level 26 Hat - Gifted
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Weight Room Warmer #35
Level 33 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 35
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The Teufort Tooth Kicker #7273
Level 10 Boots - Crafted
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 7273
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The Toowoomba Tunic #36
Level 7 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 36
  • Style: Knight
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The Frontier Djustice #107
Level 40 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 107
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Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 1
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The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 35 Parachute - Crafted
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
  • Crafted by CřٱΜΣ@
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The Sub Zero Suit
Level 14 Apparel - Found in Crate
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Strange Socked and Loaded
Level 18 Strange Stocking - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2017-01-01 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Handy Canes
Level 73 Strange Candy Canes - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-12-30 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Reader's Choice
Level 67 Strange Glasses - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-12-30 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Dapper Spooky Sleeves
Level 47 Dapper Apparel - Gifted
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-31 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 245
Strange Hat With No Name
Level 10 Strange Hat - Gifted
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-31 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Fancy Shmancy Weight Room Warmer
Level 41 Fancy Shmancy Apparel - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 561
Fancy Snow Sleeves
Level 60 Fancy Jacket - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 476
Strange Ornament Armament
Level 20 Strange Decorative Bombs - Gifted
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Crossing Guard
Level 25 Strange Sign - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Kills: 1
Scarcely Lethal Necro Smasher
Level 50 Scarcely Lethal Hammer - Achievement
  • Kills: 32
  • Untradable
Fancy Shmancy All-Father
Level 15 Fancy Shmancy Facial Hair - Gifted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-30 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 649
  • Style: Classic
Garish Sole Saviors
Level 47 Garish Boots - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-28 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 114
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The Freedom Staff #11521
Level 25 Staff - Crafted
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
  • Crafted by arrowtotheni
  • Craft number: 11521
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
Battery Canteens
Level 42 Usable Item - Found in Crate
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy. They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water canteen and are filled with battery acid.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
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The Ham Shank #5543
Level 5 Pork Product - Crafted
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
  • Craft number: 5543
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Spirit Animal - Steam Purchase
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Genuine Buck Turner All-Stars
Level 1 Shoes - Steam Purchase
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes. Both his feet were later amputated.
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The All-Father #9837
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Craft number: 9837
  • Style: Classic
Painted with Ye Olde Rustic Colour
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The Macho Mann #6736
Level 22 Glasses - Crafted
Sometimes it really does take a village, people.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6736
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The Deadliest Duckling #4557
Level 21 Duck - Crafted
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 4557
  • Style: Capone
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The Mutton Mann #4673
Level 78 Hair - Crafted
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 4673
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The Menpo #9067
Level 100 Mask - Crafted
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 9067
  • Style: Yuurei
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The Professor's Pineapple #89
Level 77 Science Project - Crafted
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get super powers if you drink it.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 89
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
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Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Found in Crate
  • Style: Scout
Haunted Candleer
Level 42 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Ethereal Hood
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Baphomet Trotters
Level 63 Hooves - Found in Crate
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 54 Bones - Found in Crate
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
The Mann-Bird of Aberdeen
Level 2 Bird Head - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
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Unusual Taunt: Second Rate Sorcery
Level 17 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Taunt
  • Tradable After: 2017-02-26 08:00:00
  • Effect: Screaming Tiger
Taunt: Spent Well Spirits
Level 65 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Demoman Taunt
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Unusual Taunt: Bad Pipes
Level 24 Special Taunt - Purchased
Demoman Taunt
  • Tradable After: 2017-02-20 08:00:00
  • Effect: Fountain of Delight
Taunt: Burstchester
Level 65 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-03-05 08:00:00
Unusual Taunt: Flippin' Awesome
Level 87 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-19 08:00:00
  • Effect: Infernal Smoke
Unusual Taunt: Oblooterated
Level 88 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Demoman Taunt
  • Tradable After: 2017-02-26 08:00:00
  • Effect: Fountain of Delight
Unusual Taunt: Conga
Level 61 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
All Class Group Taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga
  • Tradable After: 2017-03-03 08:00:00
  • Effect: Holy Grail
Unusual Taunt: Kazotsky Kick
Level 22 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Party it up with this Eastern European inspired dance
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use Forward and Back keys to move
and the Strafe keys to rotate as you dance
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-01 07:00:00
  • Effect: Infernal Flames
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Hot to Trot; Slicker than Grease
Level 1 Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-01-12 08:00:00
  • Effect: Hot
  • Festivized
NamedDescribed
BEAMS BICORNE
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
DARK IS NOT THE OPPOSITE OF LIGHT; IT'S THE ABSENCE OF LIGHT
  • Effect: Sunbeams
Painted with After Eight
Unusual Bomb Beanie
Level 58 Hat - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-12-28 08:00:00
  • Effect: Circling Heart
Painted with Australium Gold