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Flakcatcher
Level 25 Jacket - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-07-01 07:00:00
  • Untradable
Flakcatcher
Level 32 Jacket - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-07-01 07:00:00
  • Untradable
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The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
The Panic Attack
Level 55 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 50% faster reload time
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Fire rate increases as health decreases
  • Hold fire to load up to 4 shells
  • Weapon spread increases as health decreases
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Haunted Exorcizor
Level 42 Apparel - Found in Crate
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing outfit!
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Strange Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Strange Katana - Found in Crate
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
  • Kills: 0
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The Cuban Bristle Crisis #68
Level 42 Facial Hair - Crafted
Dress up like Cuban celeb Fidel Castro, inventor of the Castromatic, a self-casting fishing pole that swept the nation in the 60s.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 68
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7273
The Teufort Tooth Kicker #7273
Level 10 Boots - Crafted
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 7273
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Class Token - Soldier
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Face-Melting Festive Black Box
Limited Level 52 Face-Melting Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Gain up to +20 health per attack
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -25% clip size
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 1297
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Notably Dangerous Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 85 Notably Dangerous Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 135
Strange Beggar's Bazooka
Level 56 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • -20% explosion radius
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
  • Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Level 21 Strange Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
Unremarkable Direct Hit
Level 1 Unremarkable Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • -70% explosion radius
  • Kills: 15
Mildly Menacing Original
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 49
Somewhat Threatening Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 15 Somewhat Threatening Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 70
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 5 Strange Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 2 Strange Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
Strange Air Strike
Level 81 Strange Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • -15% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • Increased attack speed and smaller blast radius while blast jumping
  • Clip size increased on kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • -10% explosion radius
  • Kills: 0
Uncharitable Black Box
Level 5 Uncharitable Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Gain up to +20 health per attack
  • Sheen: 5.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -25% clip size
  • Tradable After: 2011-11-14 05:48:13
  • Kills: 117
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Uncharitable Shotgun
Level 1 Uncharitable Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Killstreaker: 2005.0
  • Sheen: 3.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 127
Server-Clearing Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Server-Clearing Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% clip size
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Kills: 3041
  • Critical Kills: 271
Unremarkable Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Unremarkable Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
  • Kills: 15
  • Pyros Killed: 4
Strange Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Strange Focused Wave Projector - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
  • Kills: 0
Fashionable Coldfront Curbstompers
Level 97 Fashionable Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 970
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 4
Strange Shovel
Level 1 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2012-09-25 23:19:11
  • Kills: 0
Scarcely Lethal Escape Plan
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
  • Kills: 37
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 1
Notably Dangerous Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Notably Dangerous Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
  • Banners Deployed: 157
Strange Mantreads
Level 10 Strange Boots - Found in Crate
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
  • Opponents Flattened: 0
Strange Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Strange Riding Crop - Found in Crate
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Kills: 1
  • Teammates Whipped: 10
Unremarkable Equalizer
Level 10 Unremarkable Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
  • Kills: 11
Server-Clearing Festive Buff Banner
Limited Level 5 Server-Clearing Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • Limited quantity
  • Banners Deployed: 2704
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The Caribbean Conqueror #51
Level 94 Hat - Crafted
"You! Stop jibbing that mainsail and give me twenty! You up in the crow's nest! Drop that telescope and get on your face! Everybody on this ship start doing push-ups!"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 51
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The Killer's Kit #79
Level 13 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 79
  • Style: Style 1
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The Valley Forge #89
Level 70 Hat - Crafted
This tricorn is a tribute to our country's greatest President. The tiny medal on it is a tribute to the ribbony children's medal he won for inventing America.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 89
Strange Concheror
Level 5 Strange Sashimono - Found in Crate
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
  • +4 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • Banners Deployed: 0
Strange Screamin' Eagle
Level 29 Strange Hat - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Righteous Bison
Level 30 Strange Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Tradable After: 2016-05-20 07:00:00
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Kills: 0
Dapper Lone Survivor
Limited Level 63 Dapper Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Limited quantity
  • Points Scored: 184
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
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The Captain's Cocktails #11464
Level 40 Decorative Bombs - Crafted
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's looking? We bet yes!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 11464
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 17 Hat - Timed Drop
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • -70% explosion radius
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
Tacky Patriot's Pouches
Level 83 Tacky Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-06-03 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 42
  • Style: Normal
Strange Classified Coif
Level 95 Strange Coat - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 3
Strange Founding Father
Level 32 Strange Apparel - Gifted
This shirt envisions a terrifying alternate universe where our nation's patriots wore frilly-cuffed silk blouses instead of the respectable undershirts they possessed in actual history.
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Fashionable Antarctic Parka
Level 82 Fashionable Coat - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 946
Glamorous Cold Snap Coat
Level 27 Glamorous Coat - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 1366
The Diplomat
Level 39 Coat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-09 08:00:00
The Classified Coif
Level 33 Coat - Found in Crate
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The Founding Father #60
Level 56 Apparel - Crafted
This shirt envisions a terrifying alternate universe where our nation's patriots wore frilly-cuffed silk blouses instead of the respectable undershirts they possessed in actual history.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 60
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The Hornblower #775
Level 33 Coat - Crafted
"This uniform was worn by Horatio Nelson during the Napoleonic Wars! If you sunk his ship he would swim at you with a cannon on his back! If he ran out of cannonballs he would fire himself at your hull! That is how bad he wanted to beat the French!"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 775
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The Kringle Collection #8053
Level 95 Coat - Crafted
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 8053
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The Brawling Buccaneer
Level 1 Coat - Found in Crate
"We do not plunder in this man's pirate army, maggot! On this ship you will patrol the seas for liberals and Communists, and go to bed at a sensible hour!"
Painted with Team Spirit
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Soldier's Slope Scopers #14477
Level 90 Hat - Crafted
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No, YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 14477
  • Style: Amateur
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The Chief Constable #16742
Level 76 Hat - Crafted
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 16742
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The Whirly Warrior #6279
Level 70 Helmet - Crafted
"To your left, some French buildings. Directly in front of us is the Eiffel Tower, which I'm about to bring down. This concludes our helicopter tour of France."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6279
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The Stahlhelm #20503
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 20503
The Conquistador
Level 57 Hat - Crafted
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French cosplayer.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Defiant Spartan
Level 86 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Tyrant's Helm
Level 65 Hat - Crafted
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 92 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
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Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #13574
Level 78 Facial Hair - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 13574
  • Style: No Helmet
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Fancy Dress Uniform #9007
Level 75 Uniform - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 9007
34823
Furious Fukaamigasa #34823
Level 99 Hat - Crafted
You can't tell, but he's furious.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 34823
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Soldier's Stogie #7558
Level 81 Cigar - Crafted
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 7558
12456
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #12456
Level 9 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 12456
The Battle Bob
Level 57 Hat - Crafted
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the natural contours of your fearsome war face.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Style: With Helmet
1395
The Doe-Boy #1395
Level 56 Hat - Crafted
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and "freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 1395
  • Style: Peek-a-boo...
Stout Shako
Level 73 Hat - Crafted
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Steel Shako
Level 1 Hat - Found in Crate
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 88 Hat - Found in Crate
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and fix your major malfunction!
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 85 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
11015
Armored Authority #11015
Level 13 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 11015
The Tin Pot
Level 79 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
  • Style: Battered
Exquisite Rack
Level 81 Cosmetic Item - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Stainless Pot
Level 60 Hat - Crafted
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Soldier's Stash
Limited Level 45 Cosmetic Item - Crafted
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or gambling.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Limited quantity
The War Pig
Level 90 Hat - Found in Crate
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance, Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has stopped expecting anything from him.
  • Style: Uninhibited
The Shogun's Shoulder Guard
Level 100 Cosmetic Armor - Found in Crate
"The next time some bleeding heart cries on your shoulder about the state of the environment, he can slam his tear ducts into the Shogun. This shoulder is CLOSED!"
The Slo-Poke
Level 55 Hat - Found in Crate
Marshall's Mutton Chops
Level 30 Facial Hair - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
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The Colonial Clogs #69
Level 61 Shoes - Crafted
"I can confirm that these are George Washington's actual shoes, because I found them buried two feet up an Englishman's ass!"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 69
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 94 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 91 Cigar - Found in Crate
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug. Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something in your mouth that is on fire.
The Cloud Crasher
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
This paratrooper's helmet keeps your head safe while you jump out of planes. Show those birds who's boss! Teach some fluffy little clouds what they'll get if you ever catch them around your sky again!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Sharp Mistaken Movember
Level 26 Sharp Facial Hair - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 331
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 56 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
12994
Jumper's Jeepcap #12994
Level 98 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 12994
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The Spook Specs #33
Level 79 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 33
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The Compatriot #84
Level 48 Mascot - Crafted
"This is not a bird, maggot! It is a shoulder-mounted symbol of freedom, and you WILL salute it in this man's army!"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 84
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The Man in Slacks #38
Level 93 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 38
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Ground Control #46
Level 28 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 46
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The First American #99
Level 30 Mask - Crafted
Statesman. Scientist. Inventor. Pretend to be all of these things and more with this Benjamin Franklin mask. So life-like, the real Franklin will think he invented another version of himself!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 99
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The Big Daddy #99
Level 53 Mask - Crafted
Enjoy all of the benefits of being President (leading the free world, joining up with bank-robbing surf-gangs, steep discounts at fast food restaurants) with this tricky Presidential mask.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 99
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The Infernal Impaler #6216
Level 13 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6216
Strange Skullcap
Limited Level 84 Strange Hat - Found in Crate
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Tradable After: 2014-12-31 19:05:51
  • Limited quantity
  • Points Scored: 0
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
1219
The Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #1219
Level 75 Hat - Crafted
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into thinking you're probably in the army too.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 1219
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Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Hardium Helm
Level 60 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Idiot Box
Level 81 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Space Bracers
Level 7 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Steel Pipes
Level 79 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 20 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Shaolin Sash
Level 45 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Hidden Dragon
Level 66 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Faux Manchu
Level 69 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Haunted Jupiter Jumpers
Level 77 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Freedom Feathers
Level 70 Bird Head - Found in Crate
Haunted Zipperface
Level 72 Hat - Found in Crate
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know, thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an idiot in front of your kids again!
Haunted Cadaver's Capper
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
Haunted Larval Lid
Level 3 Hat - Found in Crate
Haunted Lieutenant Bites the Dust
Level 69 Undead Pet - Found in Crate
Haunted Spellbinder's Bonnet
Level 18 Hat - Found in Crate
Haunted Grub Grenades
Level 48 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 35 Parachute - Crafted
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
  • Crafted by CřٱΜΣ@
Haunted Hellhunter's Headpiece
Level 70 Strange Hat - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Ghoul Gibbin' Gear
Level 57 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 6
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 1
  • Carnival Games Won: 1
Haunted Battle Bird
Level 32 Strange Hat - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
The Supernatural Stalker
Level 29 Cosmetic Item - Quest Drop
  • Untradable
Condor Cap
Level 95 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-04-02 07:00:00
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Lieutenant Bites #19
Level 60 Mascot - Crafted
Hobbies: contracting rabies, giving people rabies. Favorite foods: spoiled sour cream rations, arm meat.
  • Craft number: 19
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The Gilded Guard #30
Level 54 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 30
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The Rebel Rouser #49
Level 4 Hat - Crafted
"Hold on, why are Americans fighting other Americans? Did everybody in France die and nobody told me?"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 49
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The Powdered Practitioner
Level 99 Hat - Crafted
An integral part of any travel survival kit, this wig will help you escape Disney World if the Hall of Presidents ever comes to life. Comes with tri-corn hat in case Pirates of the Caribbean comes to life instead.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Style: Too Pompous to Describe
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Strange Pestering Jester
Level 9 Strange Hat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-05 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Socked and Loaded
Level 18 Strange Stocking - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2017-01-01 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Handy Canes
Level 73 Strange Candy Canes - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-12-30 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Reader's Choice
Level 67 Strange Glasses - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-12-30 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Hat With No Name
Level 10 Strange Hat - Gifted
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-31 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Fashionable Antlers
Level 98 Fashionable Cosmetic Item - Gifted
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-31 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 789
  • Style: Hat
Strange Ornament Armament
Level 20 Strange Decorative Bombs - Gifted
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Crossing Guard
Level 25 Strange Sign - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Kills: 1
Scarcely Lethal Necro Smasher
Level 50 Scarcely Lethal Hammer - Achievement
  • Kills: 32
  • Untradable
Fabulous Cuban Bristle Crisis
Level 29 Fabulous Facial Hair - Gifted
Dress up like Cuban celeb Fidel Castro, inventor of the Castromatic, a self-casting fishing pole that swept the nation in the 60s.
  • Tradable After: 2016-07-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 2570
Fancy Shmancy All-Father
Level 15 Fancy Shmancy Facial Hair - Gifted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-30 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 556
  • Style: Classic
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Spellbook Magazine
Level 29 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enable picking up and casting spells.
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
11521
The Freedom Staff #11521
Level 25 Staff - Crafted
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
  • Crafted by arrowtotheni
  • Craft number: 11521
Strange Festive Shotgun
Limited Level 60 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2014-12-31 05:51:53
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 3
Strange Panic Attack
Level 48 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • 50% faster reload time
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Fire rate increases as health decreases
  • Hold fire to load up to 4 shells
  • Weapon spread increases as health decreases
  • Kills: 0
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
69
The Viking Braider #69
Level 90 Facial Hair - Crafted
O.G. Vikings know: Braid before blade, son.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 69
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
5543
The Ham Shank #5543
Level 5 Pork Product - Crafted
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
  • Craft number: 5543
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9837
The All-Father #9837
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Craft number: 9837
  • Style: Classic
Painted with Ye Olde Rustic Colour
6736
The Macho Mann #6736
Level 22 Glasses - Crafted
Sometimes it really does take a village, people.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6736
7738
Pocket Medic #7738
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
Keep little healing man close.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 7738
13081
The Crafty Hair #13081
Level 98 Hair - Crafted
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 13081
  • Style: Yellow
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4557
The Deadliest Duckling #4557
Level 21 Duck - Crafted
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 4557
  • Style: Capone
4673
The Mutton Mann #4673
Level 78 Hair - Crafted
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 4673
9067
The Menpo #9067
Level 100 Mask - Crafted
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 9067
  • Style: Yuurei
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The Professor's Pineapple #89
Level 77 Science Project - Crafted
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get super powers if you drink it.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 89
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
38
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Found in Crate
  • Style: Scout
Haunted Candleer
Level 42 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 54 Bones - Found in Crate
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
Haunted Pin Pals
Level 32 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
The Space Bracers
Level 19 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Hardium Helm
Level 47 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
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Unusual Taunt: Second Rate Sorcery
Level 17 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Taunt
  • Tradable After: 2017-02-26 08:00:00
  • Effect: Screaming Tiger
Taunt: The Fubar Fanfare
Level 33 Special Taunt - Purchased
Soldier Taunt
"Freedom isn't free, maggots! Guess the price! Wrong! That is too high! Freedom is NOT that expensive!"
Unusual Taunt: Flippin' Awesome
Level 87 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-19 08:00:00
  • Effect: Infernal Smoke
Unusual Taunt: Soldier's Requiem
Level 53 Special Taunt - Purchased
Soldier Taunt
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-04 07:00:00
  • Effect: Infernal Flames
Unusual Taunt: Conga
Level 61 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
All Class Group Taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga
  • Tradable After: 2017-03-03 08:00:00
  • Effect: Holy Grail
Unusual Taunt: Kazotsky Kick
Level 22 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Party it up with this Eastern European inspired dance
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use Forward and Back keys to move
and the Strafe keys to rotate as you dance
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-01 07:00:00
  • Effect: Infernal Flames
40
Unusual Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2017-01-12 08:00:00
  • Effect: Hot
  • Festivized
Unusual Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Sheen: 4.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-16 08:00:00
  • Effect: Isotope
  • Festivized
Named
Raising Hell
Level 36 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Effect: It's a puzzle to me
Unusual Lucky Shot
Level 57 Hat - Found in Crate
Let's see you do that again, Private.
  • Effect: Aces High
Unusual Soldier's Stash
Limited Level 47 Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or gambling.
  • Effect: Smoking
  • Limited quantity