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Speedster's Spandex
Level 22 Shirt - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-05-29 07:00:00
  • Untradable
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The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • +25% fire damage resistance while deployed
  • -25% damage penalty
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are marked for death
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -75% damage penalty
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
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Class Token - Scout
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Mildly Menacing Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 82 Mildly Menacing Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 57
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 56 Strange Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 9 Strange Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
  • Scouts Killed: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Level 19 Strange Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
Strange Back Scatter
Level 9 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Mini-crits targets when fired at their back from close range
  • -34% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% less accurate
  • Kills: 0
Unremarkable Soda Popper
Level 10 Unremarkable Scattergun - Found in Crate
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • On Hit: Builds Hype
  • Killstreaker: 2003.0
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -66% clip size
  • Kills: 13
Strange Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Festive Force-A-Nature
Limited Level 4 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 0
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run speed increased with Boost
  • -34% clip size
  • 10% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost reduced on air jumps
  • Boost reduced when hit
  • Kills: 0
Strange C.A.P.P.E.R
Level 1 Strange Pistol - Found in Crate
Turn your enemies in to ash!
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Kills: 1
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Winger
Level 15 Strange Pistol - Found in Crate
  • +15% damage bonus
  • +25% greater jump height when active
  • -60% clip size
  • Kills: 0
Strange Pistol
Level 1 Strange Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Strange Pistol - Gifted
  • When weapon is active:
  • On Hit: Gain up to +5 health
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Strange Peppergun - Found in Crate
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!

Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • When weapon is active:
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
  • Kills: 2
Strange Sandman
Level 15 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Strange Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
  • Humiliations: 0
Strange Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • +25% increase in recharge rate
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -65% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
Batsaber
Level 1 Bat - Found in Crate
Energy Overwhelming!
Disintegrate your enemies!
  • Tradable After: 2016-06-11 07:00:00
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Festive Bonk! Atomic Punch
Limited Level 5 Strange Lunch Box - Found in Crate
Drink to become invulnerable for 8 seconds. Cannot attack during this time
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-03 18:56:18
  • Limited quantity
  • Food Items Eaten: 3
Strange Candy Cane
Level 25 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Fan O'War
Level 5 Strange Gunbai - Found in Crate
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are marked for death
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -75% damage penalty
  • Kills: 2
Strange Atomizer
Level 10 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
  • Kills: 0
Strange Flying Guillotine
Level 48 Strange Cleaver - Found in Crate
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 1
  • Style: Thirsty
Genuine Flying Guillotine
Level 1 Cleaver - Steam Purchase
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: Thirsty
Strange Mad Milk
Level 5 Strange Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
  • Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%
  • Sodden Victims: 0
Strange Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Strange Lunch Box - Found in Crate
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
You are marked for death afterward for 2 seconds.
  • Food Items Eaten: 0
Strange Boston Basher
Level 25 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
  • Tradable After: 2012-08-01 20:25:21
  • Kills: 0
Ragged Brooklyn Booties
Level 17 Ragged Boots - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 25
Strange Festive Holy Mackerel
Limited Level 42 Strange Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
  • Limited quantity
  • Humiliations: 5
Garish Thermal Tracker
Level 80 Garish Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 104
Strange Cadet Visor
Level 3 Strange Glasses - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-07 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 12
Scarcely Lethal Mutated Milk
Limited Level 98 Scarcely Lethal Non-Milk Substance - Gifted
Players heal 60% of the damage done to an enemy covered with milk.

Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'
  • Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%
  • Limited quantity
  • Sodden Victims: 27
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword - Crafted
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
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The Bootenkhamuns #11
Level 97 Boots - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 11
The Robot Running Man
Level 84 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh boy!
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The Beastly Bonnet #10
Level 72 Hat - Crafted
This ceremonial headdress tells your enemies that you have the heart of a lion, the strength of a bear, the speed of a cheetah, and the rotting head of a cheetah.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 10
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The Front Runner #6634
Level 80 Hat - Crafted
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty candles in the wind.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6634
  • Style: Stylin'
The Bolt Boy
Level 6 Hat - Found in Crate
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on here even we don't know what to make of it.
  • Style: No Hat
Described
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
That was a car crash, but in slow motion. You flyed over truly wind shield.
  • Style: I Can't Hear You
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
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The Alien Cranium #9
Level 30 Costume Piece - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 9
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The Biomech Backpack #2
Level 47 Costume Piece - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 2
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The Ticket Boy #100
Level 13 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 100
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • +25% fire damage resistance while deployed
  • -25% damage penalty
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The Cheet Sheet #12
Level 20 Apparel - Crafted
This cheetah-print skirt intimidates on the battlefield while allowing for freedom of movement. Let's be honest, it doesn't do a bad job of showing off those man-curves either.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 12
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Orion's Belt #4
Level 86 Holster - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 4
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 56 Hat - Traded
Straight outta control point.
  • Style: Oldest School
Gift
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 86 Hat - Traded
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them?
  • Gift from: Otto Parts
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Drink to become invulnerable for 8 seconds. Cannot attack during this time
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Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted B-ankh!
Level 53 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 95 Apparel - Found in Crate
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 70 Shoes - Found in Crate
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's! Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
Haunted Halloweiner
Level 18 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Terrier Trousers
Level 90 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Faun Feet
Level 33 Hooves - Found in Crate
Haunted Face Plante
Level 6 Mask - Found in Crate
Haunted Sprinting Cephalopod
Level 24 Tentacles - Found in Crate
Haunted Nugget Noggin
Level 4 Strange Hat - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Hound's Hood
Level 33 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Horrific Head of Hare
Level 27 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Crazy Legs
Level 11 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Fowl Fists
Level 86 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Talon Trotters
Level 49 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Head Hunter
Level 34 Strange Hat - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Haunted Claws And Infect
Level 34 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
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The Xeno Suit #23
Level 5 Costume Piece - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 23
The Futankhamun
Level 32 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
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The Cool Cat Cardigan #58
Level 68 Apparel - Crafted
"Boom! Now I'm in the fifties! I look good in ANY decade!"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 58
The Hanger-On Hood
Level 23 Hat - Crafted
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the stomach for dressing up like a moth.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Style: Without Headphones
The Flight of the Monarch
Level 82 Wings - Crafted
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve Winwood.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 1 Backpack - Found in Crate
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
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Sign of the Wolf's School #13425
Level 20 Medallion - Crafted
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 13425
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The Caffeine Cooler #6173
Level 64 Cooler - Crafted
"Each canna Bonk's got four thousand percent of the daily caffeine a body needs, so you KNOW it's good for ya. And I drink 'em by the case, so I'm extra healthy."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6173
  • Style: Sharing is Caring
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Half-Pipe Hurdler
Level 12 Skateboard - Found in Crate
"My moves are SICK, brother. Ask your girlfriend, cause she's been watchin'. Don't blame her, she's only human."
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 26 Futuristic Sound Device - Crafted
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
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The Fed-Fightin' Fedora #22910
Level 30 Hat - Crafted
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 22910
23404
The Bootie Time #23404
Level 10 Apparel - Crafted
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh all by yourself, you sexy little man.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 23404
  • Jingle all the way
  • Style: North Pole
Painted with After Eight
Flunkyware
Level 34 Apparel - Crafted
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your dignity at the same time.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
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The Stereoscopic Shades #13161
Level 20 Glasses - Crafted
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do that.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 13161
The Milkman
Level 97 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Digit Divulger
Level 35 Gloves - Found in Crate
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable leather and suede fingerless gloves.
  • Style: Leather Open
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 4 Hat - Found in Crate
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
5060
The Tomb Wrapper #5060
Level 11 Bandages - Crafted
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy! But priceless.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5060
Flip-Flops
Limited Level 10 Flip-Flops - Purchased
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
  • Limited quantity
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Pink as Hell
Bonk Leadwear
Level 3 Hat - Found in Crate
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932, American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
  • Tradable After: 2013-06-02 07:00:00
Whoopee Cap
Level 98 Hat - Found in Crate
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion for the discerning youth.
34141
The Planeswalker Goggles #34141
Level 89 Hat - Crafted
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 34141
The Scout Shako
Level 47 Hat - Found in Crate
Chucklenuts
Level 38 Mascot - Found in Crate
The Track Terrorizer
Level 99 Shirt - Found in Crate
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Fast Learner
Level 69 Shirt - Crafted
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Style: Summer
The Southie Shinobi
Level 43 Shirt - Found in Crate
The Argyle Ace
Level 16 Shoes - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
35309
The Hero's Tail #35309
Level 9 Hat - Crafted
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments. Possibly a mop of some kind.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 35309
  • Style: Pigmentation Lost
Mountebank's Masque
Limited Level 41 Hat - Found in Crate
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Tradable After: 2014-12-31 05:52:17
  • Limited quantity
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The Wilson Weave #5755
Level 87 Hair - Crafted
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5755
  • Style: No Hat
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Unarmed Combat #7714
Level 92 Severed Arm - Crafted
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
  • Craft number: 7714
31350
The Hermes #31350
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done, pal! Too fast!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 31350
Bonk Helm
Level 97 Hat - Crafted
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
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The Flapjack #73
Level 22 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 73
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The Bigg Mann on Campus #126
Level 75 Apparel - Crafted
"I should put a big red A on this thing for 'ALL SPORTS', cause that's my specialty."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 126
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The Delinquent's Down Vest #1306
Level 82 Apparel - Crafted
"Boom! Look how puffy this vest is, dummy! I sent the last one back. Not. Puffy. Enough."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 1306
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Runner's Warm-Up
Level 48 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Harlequin's Hooves
Limited Level 10 Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Tradable After: 2014-12-31 13:56:34
  • Limited quantity
The Little Drummer Mann
Level 21 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
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The Cross-Comm Express #82
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they can catch up to you.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 82
Greased Lightning
Level 58 Hair - Found in Crate
"I'm the only one on this team not balding! Damn right I'm gonna make my hair look good!"
  • Style: No Headset
The Wrap Battler
Level 68 Costume Piece - Quest Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Untradable
Strange Thrilling Tracksuit
Level 79 Strange Jacket - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-06-11 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Squire's Sabatons
Level 94 Strange Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-07 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Courtly Cuirass
Level 20 Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-07 07:00:00
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82
The Frenchman's Formals #82
Level 2 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 82
  • Style: Dashing
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The Sole Saviors #72
Level 62 Boots - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 72
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Weight Room Warmer #35
Level 33 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 35
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The Beep Boy #78
Level 34 Electronic Device - Crafted
His facial expressions are synced to yours! Teach this Beep Boy how to be a Beep Man using nothing but the raw musky magnetism of your face.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 78
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7273
The Teufort Tooth Kicker #7273
Level 10 Boots - Crafted
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 7273
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The Bacteria Blocker #9970
Level 66 Hat - Crafted
The human face is nature's garbage can. Everything from saliva (make-outs) to grease (engine repair) to clumps of partially chewed beef (eating) to poison (food-tasting for kings) can be found on the average (your) face. Keep it marginally less filthy with the Bacteria Blocker.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 9970
  • Style: With Headphones
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Strange Pestering Jester
Level 9 Strange Hat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-05 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Reader's Choice
Level 67 Strange Glasses - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-12-30 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Comfortable Spooky Sleeves
Level 47 Comfortable Apparel - Gifted
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-31 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 142
Fancy Weight Room Warmer
Level 41 Fancy Apparel - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 425
Strange Beep Boy
Level 96 Strange Electronic Device - Gifted
His facial expressions are synced to yours! Teach this Beep Boy how to be a Beep Man using nothing but the raw musky magnetism of your face.
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Crossing Guard
Level 25 Strange Sign - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Kills: 1
Scarcely Lethal Necro Smasher
Level 50 Scarcely Lethal Hammer - Achievement
  • Kills: 32
  • Untradable
Garish Sole Saviors
Level 47 Garish Boots - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-28 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 112
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11521
The Freedom Staff #11521
Level 25 Staff - Crafted
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
  • Crafted by arrowtotheni
  • Craft number: 11521
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
Battery Canteens
Level 42 Usable Item - Found in Crate
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy. They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water canteen and are filled with battery acid.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
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The Bruiser's Bandanna #87
Level 86 Bandana - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 87
  • Style: Original
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The Ham Shank #5543
Level 5 Pork Product - Crafted
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
  • Craft number: 5543
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos - Steam Purchase
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Genuine Triad Trinket
Level 1 Necklace - Steam Purchase
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home."
  • Style: Bear
Genuine Buck Turner All-Stars
Level 1 Shoes - Steam Purchase
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes. Both his feet were later amputated.
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The Macho Mann #6736
Level 22 Glasses - Crafted
Sometimes it really does take a village, people.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6736
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The Crafty Hair #13081
Level 98 Hair - Crafted
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 13081
  • Style: Yellow
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The Mutton Mann #4673
Level 78 Hair - Crafted
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 4673
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Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Found in Crate
  • Style: Scout
Haunted Baphomet Trotters
Level 63 Hooves - Found in Crate
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Unusual Taunt: Second Rate Sorcery
Level 17 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Taunt
  • Tradable After: 2017-02-26 08:00:00
  • Effect: Screaming Tiger
Taunt: Battin' a Thousand
Level 100 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Scout Taunt
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Taunt: Burstchester
Level 65 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-03-05 08:00:00
Unusual Taunt: Flippin' Awesome
Level 87 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-19 08:00:00
  • Effect: Infernal Smoke
Unusual Taunt: The Boston Breakdance
Level 90 Special Taunt - Purchased
Scout Taunt
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-24 08:00:00
  • Effect: Infernal Flames
Unusual Taunt: Conga
Level 61 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
All Class Group Taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga
  • Tradable After: 2017-03-03 08:00:00
  • Effect: Holy Grail
Unusual Taunt: Kazotsky Kick
Level 22 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Party it up with this Eastern European inspired dance
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use Forward and Back keys to move
and the Strafe keys to rotate as you dance
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-01 07:00:00
  • Effect: Infernal Flames
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Unusual Pistol
Level 1 Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-01-14 08:00:00
  • Effect: Isotope
  • Festivized
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Unusual Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2017-01-12 08:00:00
  • Effect: Hot
  • Festivized
NamedDescribed
Cone of Lo Pan
Level 18 Hat - Gifted
It's all in the reflexes
  • Effect: Tesla Coil
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Unusual Bonk Boy
Level 78 Odious Hat - Found in Crate
  • Effect: Eerie Orbiting Fire
  • Points Scored: 93
  • Style: Tuned In