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Rainy Day Cosmetic Case
Level 1 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
This case is locked and requires a
Rainy Day Cosmetic Key to open.

Contains a community made item
from the Rainy Day Cosmetic Collection.
  • Crate Series #106
  • Tradable After: 2017-07-02 07:00:00
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
106
Rainy Day Cosmetic Case
Level 1 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
This case is locked and requires a
Rainy Day Cosmetic Key to open.

Contains a community made item
from the Rainy Day Cosmetic Collection.
  • Crate Series #106
  • Tradable After: 2017-07-02 07:00:00
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
1
The Medic Mech-bag
Level 2 Backpack - MvM Squad surplus reward
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body parts as cosmetic items!
Flakcatcher
Level 25 Jacket - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-07-01 07:00:00
  • Untradable
Flakcatcher
Level 32 Jacket - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-07-01 07:00:00
  • Untradable
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • +150% airblast cost
Airborne Attire
Level 26 Jacket - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-07-02 07:00:00
  • Untradable
Rainy Day Cosmetic Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open a Rainy Day Cosmetic Case
  • Tradable After: 2017-07-02 07:00:00
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Rainy Day Cosmetic Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open a Rainy Day Cosmetic Case
  • Tradable After: 2017-07-02 07:00:00
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Rainy Day Cosmetic Key
Level 5 Tool - Purchased
Used to open a Rainy Day Cosmetic Case
  • Tradable After: 2017-07-02 07:00:00
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
106
Rainy Day Cosmetic Case
Level 1 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
This case is locked and requires a
Rainy Day Cosmetic Key to open.

Contains a community made item
from the Rainy Day Cosmetic Collection.
  • Crate Series #106
  • Tradable After: 2017-07-02 07:00:00
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
5
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
    or backstab kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
The Panic Attack
Level 55 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 50% faster reload time
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Fire rate increases as health decreases
  • Hold fire to load up to 4 shells
  • Weapon spread increases as health decreases
6
Class Token - Scout
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Mildly Menacing Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 82 Mildly Menacing Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 57
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 56 Strange Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 9 Strange Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
  • Scouts Killed: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Level 19 Strange Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
Strange Back Scatter
Level 9 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Mini-crits targets when fired at their back from close range
  • -34% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% less accurate
  • Kills: 0
Unremarkable Soda Popper
Level 10 Unremarkable Scattergun - Found in Crate
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • On Hit: Builds Hype
  • Killstreaker: 2003.0
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -66% clip size
  • Kills: 13
Strange Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Festive Force-A-Nature
Limited Level 4 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 0
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run speed increased with Boost
  • -34% clip size
  • 10% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost reduced on air jumps
  • Boost reduced when hit
  • Kills: 0
Strange C.A.P.P.E.R
Level 1 Strange Pistol - Found in Crate
Turn your enemies in to ash!
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Kills: 1
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Winger
Level 15 Strange Pistol - Found in Crate
  • +15% damage bonus
  • +25% greater jump height when active
  • -60% clip size
  • Kills: 0
Strange Pistol
Level 1 Strange Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Strange Pistol - Gifted
  • When weapon is active:
  • On Hit: Gain up to +5 health
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Strange Peppergun - Found in Crate
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!

Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • When weapon is active:
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
  • Kills: 2
Strange Sandman
Level 15 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Strange Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
  • Humiliations: 0
Strange Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • +25% increase in recharge rate
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -65% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
Batsaber
Level 1 Bat - Found in Crate
Energy Overwhelming!
Disintegrate your enemies!
  • Tradable After: 2016-06-11 07:00:00
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Festive Bonk! Atomic Punch
Limited Level 5 Strange Lunch Box - Found in Crate
Drink to become invulnerable for 8 seconds. Cannot attack during this time
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-03 18:56:18
  • Limited quantity
  • Food Items Eaten: 3
Strange Candy Cane
Level 25 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Fan O'War
Level 5 Strange Gunbai - Found in Crate
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are marked for death
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -75% damage penalty
  • Kills: 2
Strange Atomizer
Level 10 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
  • Kills: 0
Strange Flying Guillotine
Level 48 Strange Cleaver - Found in Crate
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 1
  • Style: Thirsty
Genuine Flying Guillotine
Level 1 Cleaver - Steam Purchase
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: Thirsty
Strange Mad Milk
Level 5 Strange Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
  • Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%
  • Sodden Victims: 0
Strange Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Strange Lunch Box - Found in Crate
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
You are marked for death afterward for 2 seconds.
  • Food Items Eaten: 0
Strange Boston Basher
Level 25 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
  • Tradable After: 2012-08-01 20:25:21
  • Kills: 0
Ragged Brooklyn Booties
Level 17 Ragged Boots - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 25
Strange Festive Holy Mackerel
Limited Level 42 Strange Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
  • Limited quantity
  • Humiliations: 5
Garish Thermal Tracker
Level 80 Garish Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 104
Strange Cadet Visor
Level 3 Strange Glasses - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-07 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 12
Scarcely Lethal Mutated Milk
Limited Level 98 Scarcely Lethal Non-Milk Substance - Gifted
Players heal 60% of the damage done to an enemy covered with milk.

Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'
  • Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%
  • Limited quantity
  • Sodden Victims: 27
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword - Crafted
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
11
The Bootenkhamuns #11
Level 97 Boots - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 11
The Robot Running Man
Level 84 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh boy!
10
The Beastly Bonnet #10
Level 72 Hat - Crafted
This ceremonial headdress tells your enemies that you have the heart of a lion, the strength of a bear, the speed of a cheetah, and the rotting head of a cheetah.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 10
6634
The Front Runner #6634
Level 80 Hat - Crafted
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty candles in the wind.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6634
  • Style: Stylin'
The Bolt Boy
Level 6 Hat - Found in Crate
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on here even we don't know what to make of it.
  • Style: No Hat
Described
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
That was a car crash, but in slow motion. You flyed over truly wind shield.
  • Style: I Can't Hear You
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
9
The Alien Cranium #9
Level 30 Costume Piece - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 9
2
The Biomech Backpack #2
Level 47 Costume Piece - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 2
100
The Ticket Boy #100
Level 13 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 100
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • +25% fire damage resistance while deployed
  • -25% damage penalty
12
The Cheet Sheet #12
Level 20 Apparel - Crafted
This cheetah-print skirt intimidates on the battlefield while allowing for freedom of movement. Let's be honest, it doesn't do a bad job of showing off those man-curves either.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 12
4
Orion's Belt #4
Level 86 Holster - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 4
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 56 Hat - Traded
Straight outta control point.
  • Style: Oldest School
Gift
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 86 Hat - Traded
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them?
  • Gift from: Otto Parts
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Drink to become invulnerable for 8 seconds. Cannot attack during this time
7
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted B-ankh!
Level 53 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 95 Apparel - Found in Crate
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 70 Shoes - Found in Crate
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's! Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
Haunted Halloweiner
Level 18 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Terrier Trousers
Level 90 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Faun Feet
Level 33 Hooves - Found in Crate
Haunted Face Plante
Level 6 Mask - Found in Crate
Haunted Sprinting Cephalopod
Level 24 Tentacles - Found in Crate
Haunted Nugget Noggin
Level 4 Strange Hat - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Hound's Hood
Level 33 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Horrific Head of Hare
Level 27 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Crazy Legs
Level 11 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Fowl Fists
Level 86 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Talon Trotters
Level 49 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Head Hunter
Level 34 Strange Hat - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Haunted Claws And Infect
Level 34 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
23
The Xeno Suit #23
Level 5 Costume Piece - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 23
The Futankhamun
Level 32 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
58
The Cool Cat Cardigan #58
Level 68 Apparel - Crafted
"Boom! Now I'm in the fifties! I look good in ANY decade!"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 58
The Hanger-On Hood
Level 23 Hat - Crafted
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the stomach for dressing up like a moth.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Style: Without Headphones
The Flight of the Monarch
Level 82 Wings - Crafted
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve Winwood.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 1 Backpack - Found in Crate
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
13425
Sign of the Wolf's School #13425
Level 20 Medallion - Crafted
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 13425
6173
The Caffeine Cooler #6173
Level 64 Cooler - Crafted
"Each canna Bonk's got four thousand percent of the daily caffeine a body needs, so you KNOW it's good for ya. And I drink 'em by the case, so I'm extra healthy."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6173
  • Style: Sharing is Caring
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Half-Pipe Hurdler
Level 12 Skateboard - Found in Crate
"My moves are SICK, brother. Ask your girlfriend, cause she's been watchin'. Don't blame her, she's only human."
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 26 Futuristic Sound Device - Crafted
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
22910
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora #22910
Level 30 Hat - Crafted
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 22910
23404
The Bootie Time #23404
Level 10 Apparel - Crafted
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh all by yourself, you sexy little man.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 23404
  • Jingle all the way
  • Style: North Pole
Painted with After Eight
Flunkyware
Level 34 Apparel - Crafted
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your dignity at the same time.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
13161
The Stereoscopic Shades #13161
Level 20 Glasses - Crafted
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do that.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 13161
The Milkman
Level 97 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Digit Divulger
Level 35 Gloves - Found in Crate
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable leather and suede fingerless gloves.
  • Style: Leather Open
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 4 Hat - Found in Crate
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
5060
The Tomb Wrapper #5060
Level 11 Bandages - Crafted
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy! But priceless.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5060
Flip-Flops
Limited Level 10 Flip-Flops - Purchased
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
  • Limited quantity
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Bot Dogger
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
The Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look like an expert on hot dogs.
Bonk Leadwear
Level 3 Hat - Found in Crate
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932, American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
  • Tradable After: 2013-06-02 07:00:00
Whoopee Cap
Level 98 Hat - Found in Crate
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion for the discerning youth.
34141
The Planeswalker Goggles #34141
Level 89 Hat - Crafted
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 34141
The Scout Shako
Level 47 Hat - Found in Crate
Chucklenuts
Level 38 Mascot - Found in Crate
The Track Terrorizer
Level 99 Shirt - Found in Crate
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Fast Learner
Level 69 Shirt - Crafted
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Style: Summer
The Southie Shinobi
Level 43 Shirt - Found in Crate
The Argyle Ace
Level 16 Shoes - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
35309
The Hero's Tail #35309
Level 9 Hat - Crafted
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments. Possibly a mop of some kind.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 35309
  • Style: Pigmentation Lost
Mountebank's Masque
Limited Level 41 Hat - Found in Crate
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Tradable After: 2014-12-31 05:52:17
  • Limited quantity
8
5755
The Wilson Weave #5755
Level 87 Hair - Crafted
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5755
  • Style: No Hat
7714
Unarmed Combat #7714
Level 92 Severed Arm - Crafted
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
  • Craft number: 7714
31350
The Hermes #31350
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done, pal! Too fast!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 31350
Bonk Helm
Level 97 Hat - Crafted
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
73
The Flapjack #73
Level 22 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 73
126
The Bigg Mann on Campus #126
Level 75 Apparel - Crafted
"I should put a big red A on this thing for 'ALL SPORTS', cause that's my specialty."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 126
1306
The Delinquent's Down Vest #1306
Level 82 Apparel - Crafted
"Boom! Look how puffy this vest is, dummy! I sent the last one back. Not. Puffy. Enough."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 1306
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Runner's Warm-Up
Level 48 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Harlequin's Hooves
Limited Level 10 Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Tradable After: 2014-12-31 13:56:34
  • Limited quantity
The Little Drummer Mann
Level 21 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
82
The Cross-Comm Express #82
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they can catch up to you.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 82
Greased Lightning
Level 58 Hair - Found in Crate
"I'm the only one on this team not balding! Damn right I'm gonna make my hair look good!"
  • Style: No Headset
The Wrap Battler
Level 68 Costume Piece - Quest Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Untradable
Strange Thrilling Tracksuit
Level 79 Strange Jacket - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-06-11 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Squire's Sabatons
Level 94 Strange Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-07 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Courtly Cuirass
Level 20 Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-07 07:00:00
Strange Messenger's Mail Bag
Level 22 Strange Mail Bag - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-06-04 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Pocket Pauling
Level 20 Strange Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-05-25 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Speedster's Spandex
Level 5 Strange Shirt - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-06-10 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
9
Class Token - Spy
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
  • Untradable
The Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 73 Pocket Buddy - Gifted
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-28 07:00:00
Strange Festive Sapper
Limited Level 23 Strange Sapper - Found in Crate
Place on enemy buildings to disable and slowly drain away its health. Placing a sapper does not remove your disguise
  • Limited quantity
  • Buildings Sapped: 0
Strange Festive Revolver
Limited Level 9 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-02 16:03:45
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 0
Mildly Menacing Diamond Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 63 Mildly Menacing Knife - MvM Badge completion reward
Attack an enemy from behind to Backstab them for a one hit kill.
  • Kills: 66
  • Robots Destroyed: 462
Strange Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.II
Level 23 Strange Knife - MvM Badge completion reward
Attack an enemy from behind to Backstab them for a one hit kill.
  • Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 7 Strange Knife - MvM Badge completion reward
Attack an enemy from behind to Backstab them for a one hit kill.
  • Kills: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 13 Strange Knife - MvM Badge completion reward
Attack an enemy from behind to Backstab them for a one hit kill.
  • Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.II
Level 4 Strange Knife - MvM Badge completion reward
Attack an enemy from behind to Backstab them for a one hit kill.
  • Kills: 0
Strange Knife
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
Attack an enemy from behind to Backstab them for a one hit kill.
  • Sheen: 5.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 3
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 5 Strange Knife - MvM Badge completion reward
Attack an enemy from behind to Backstab them for a one hit kill.
  • Kills: 0
Unremarkable Spy-cicle
Level 1 Unremarkable Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • On Hit by Fire: Fireproof for 1 second and Afterburn immunity for 10 seconds
  • Killstreaker: 2006.0
  • Sheen: 5.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2016-12-28 08:00:00
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates in 15 seconds and by picking up ammo
  • Festivized
  • Kills: 19
Unremarkable Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Unremarkable Knife - Found in Crate
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
  • Kills: 20
Strange Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Strange Kunai - Found in Crate
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -55 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Ambassador
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Diamondback
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
    or backstab kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
Unremarkable Enforcer
Level 5 Unremarkable Revolver - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus while disguised
  • Attacks pierce damage resistance effects and bonuses
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 14
Strange Revolver
Level 1 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Sheen: 3.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2016-05-28 07:00:00
  • Kills: 0
Strange L'Etranger
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
  • +40% cloak duration
  • +15% cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
  • Tradable After: 2011-11-23 16:27:15
  • Kills: 6
Sufficiently Ruinous Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Sufficiently Ruinous Invis Watch - Found in Crate
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive.
    Alt-Fire: Turn invisible. Cannot attack while invisible. Bumping in to enemies will make you slightly visible to enemies.
    Cloak drain rate based on movement speed.
  • +100% cloak regen rate
  • No cloak meter from ammo boxes when invisible
  • -35% cloak meter from ammo boxes
  • Seconds Cloaked: 3930
Scarcely Lethal Dead Ringer
Level 5 Scarcely Lethal Invis Watch - Found in Crate
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death.
    Leave a fake corpse on taking damage
    and temporarily gain invisibility, speed and damage resistance.
  • +50% cloak regen rate
  • +40% cloak duration
  • -50% cloak meter when Feign Death is activated
  • No cloak meter from ammo boxes when invisible
  • -35% cloak meter from ammo boxes
  • Deaths Feigned: 34
Strange Snack Attack
Limited Level 80 Strange Sapper - Gifted
Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'
  • Limited quantity
  • Buildings Sapped: 0
Garish Lady Killer
Limited Level 54 Garish Coat - Found in Crate
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Limited quantity
  • Points Scored: 118
Strange Red-Tape Recorder
Level 55 Strange Sapper - Found in Crate
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
  • Buildings Sapped: 0
Unremarkable Sapper
Level 1 Unremarkable Sapper - Found in Crate
Place on enemy buildings to disable and slowly drain away its health. Placing a sapper does not remove your disguise
  • Buildings Sapped: 6
The Noh Mercy
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Garish Graylien
Level 30 Garish Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-02-21 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 104
49132
The Sharp Dresser #49132
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
  • Craft number: 49132
76
The Belgian Detective #76
Level 42 Hat - Crafted
"Inspector, seal the door! Someone in this room is a MURDERER!" [pause] "Me!" [stab stab stab stab stab]
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 76
67
The Business Casual #67
Level 69 Shirt - Crafted
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 67
82
The Frenchman's Formals #82
Level 2 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 82
  • Style: Dashing
29
Escapist #29
Level 78 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 29
  • Style: Style 1
53
The Napoleon Complex #53
Level 87 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 53
48
The Backstabber's Boomslang #48
Level 83 Mascot - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 48
31
The Sky Captain #31
Level 67 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 31
12
L'homme Burglerre #12
Level 42 Hat - Crafted
French for 'The Thief of Hamburgers.'
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 12
56
The Blood Banker #56
Level 73 Apparel - Crafted
"Oh, you'd like to make a deposit? Allow me to make one first. One knife. Into your back."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 56
16538
The Counterfeit Billycock #16538
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
This hat is a spy.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 16538
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 41 Hat - Found in Crate
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller, different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT CRIME.
6274
The Rogue's Brogues #6274
Level 99 Shoes - Crafted
"Every day, I know I will be cutting something. Some days it is a rug. For those days, I have these shoes."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6274
Genuine Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 Sapper - Steam Purchase
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
  • Style: Epaulettes
Genuine Ap-Sap
Level 93 Sapper - Gifted
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient, and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're trying to work.
  • Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak
  • Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak_Idle_Wait
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Limited Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
  • Limited quantity
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death.
    Leave a fake corpse on taking damage
    and temporarily gain invisibility, speed and damage resistance.
  • +50% cloak regen rate
  • +40% cloak duration
  • -50% cloak meter when Feign Death is activated
  • No cloak meter from ammo boxes when invisible
  • -35% cloak meter from ammo boxes
The Cut Throat Concierge
Level 43 Shirt - Found in Crate
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 71 Hat - Crafted
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
11240
The Dashin' Hashshashin #11240
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce to the world that you are inconspicuous!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 11240
Hat of Cards
Level 25 Hat - Found in Crate
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
30161
The Janissary Ketche #30161
Level 25 Hat - Crafted
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure everyone else knew it.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 30161
10
6520
Rogue's Col Roule #6520
Level 15 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6520
Painted with After Eight
31270
The Virtual Reality Headset #31270
Level 10 Headset - Crafted
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 31270
Base Metal Billycock
Level 98 Hat - Found in Crate
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters, from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston Churchill.
789
The After Dark #789
Level 99 Apparel - Crafted
"Bartender. Scotch, neat. It has been a long day. Oh, is that a piano?" [sound of Chopin's Impromptu no. 4 in C sharp minor, ladies swooning]
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 789
32236
The Nanobalaclava #32236
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 32236
Détective Noir
Level 64 Hat - Found in Crate
828
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking #828
Level 32 Shoes - Crafted
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows. But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll want EVERYONE to check you out.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 828
The Pom-Pommed Provocateur
Level 82 Hat - Crafted
The thick woolen pom-pom stitched to the top of this ski mask is filled with poison, in case you are captured by people who want information on why you look ridiculous.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
7844
L'Inspecteur #7844
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat is so effective.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 7844
12080
The Made Man #12080
Level 25 Rose - Crafted
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 12080
Fancy Fedora
Limited Level 95 Hat - Found in Crate
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
  • Limited quantity
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 23 Hat - Found in Crate
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an accomplice to murder.
The Megapixel Beard
Level 69 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto this perpetual make-out machine.
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 51 Hat - Crafted
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Harmburg
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
"How do I look in this hat? On a scale of 'Handsome' to 'Extremely Handsome'."
4600
The Spectre's Spectacles #4600
Level 20 Glasses - Crafted
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 4600
Painted with After Eight
11661
The Lacking Moral Fiber Mask #11661
Level 41 Mask - Crafted
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck, dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work, you can rob them.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 11661
Frenchman's Beret
Level 57 Hat - Crafted
Because real espionage is an artform.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Intangible Ascot
Level 90 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Griffin's Gog
Level 52 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Candyman's Cap
Level 43 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Bountiful Bow
Level 40 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Intangible Ascot
Level 18 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Hyperbaric Bowler
Level 45 Hat - Found in Crate
Haunted Bozo's Brogues
Level 73 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 94 Hat - Found in Crate
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
Haunted Foul Cowl
Level 99 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 42 Apparel - Found in Crate
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing outfit!
Haunted Facepeeler
Level 6 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Rogue's Rabbit
Level 10 Strange Hat - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Nightmare Hunter
Level 35 Strange Hat - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
95
Vive La France #95
Level 61 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 95
The Stealth Steeler
Level 54 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is spine-crushing entertainment!
Camera Beard
Level 5 Facial Hair - Crafted
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Dapper Disguise
Level 26 Mask - Achievement
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though, because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than before.
  • Untradable
12
Class Token - Demoman
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Positively Inhumane Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Positively Inhumane Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
  • Team Colored Decorated Weapon
  • Tradable After: 2015-07-26 23:49:21
  • Kills: 802
Somewhat Threatening Festive Grenade Launcher
Limited Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 86
  • Soldiers Killed: 6
Scarcely Lethal Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% projectile speed
  • +20% damage vs buildings
  • -25% clip size
  • -25% explosion radius
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • Tradable After: 2012-08-14 10:30:47
  • Kills: 27
Strange Quickiebomb Launcher
Level 89 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • -0.20000000298 sec faster bomb arm time
  • Max charge time decreased by 70%
  • Up to +35% damage based on charge
  • -15% damage penalty
  • -50% clip size
  • Kills: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 14 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
  • Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
  • Kills: 0
Uncharitable Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 50 Uncharitable Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 107
Strange Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
  • Kills: 2
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 10 Strange Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
  • Kills: 0
Strange Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Strange Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 5
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Loose Cannon
Level 10 Strange Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
Double Donk! Bomb explosions after a cannon ball impact will deal mini-crits to impact victims
  • Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
  • +20% projectile speed
  • Cannonballs push players back on impact
  • Cannonballs do not explode on impact
  • Kills: 9
  • Double Donks: 9
Mildly Menacing Splendid Screen
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Shield - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +20% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • +50% increase in charge recharge rate
  • Kills: 59
  • Style: Classic
Fabulous Double Dog Dare Demo Pants
Level 41 Fabulous Pants - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 2421
Strange Iron Bomber
Level 97 Strange Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Grenades have very little bounce and roll
  • -30% fuse time on grenades
  • -15% explosion radius
  • Kills: 0
Strange Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Strange Katana - Found in Crate
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
  • Kills: 0
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Gore-Spattered Eyelander
Level 5 Gore-Spattered Sword - Found in Crate
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Heads Taken: 444
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Notably Dangerous Festive Eyelander
Limited Level 15 Notably Dangerous Sword - Found in Crate
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Limited quantity
  • Heads Taken: 153
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Melee hits refill 20% of your charge meter.
  • Ammo boxes collected also give Charge
  • No random critical hits
  • -80% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -80% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • Kills: 1
Strange Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
  • No random critical hits
  • Tradable After: 2016-03-09 08:00:00
  • 15% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Bottle
Level 1 Strange Bottle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Comfortable Double Dynamite
Level 90 Comfortable Decorative Bombs - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 148
Glamorous Mann of the Seven Sees
Limited Level 9 Glamorous Coat - Found in Crate
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Limited quantity
  • Points Scored: 1379
  • Damage Dealt: 126509
Strange Bomber's Bucket Hat
Level 28 Strange Hat - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Strange Shield - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +30% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Kills: 2
Unremarkable Festive Chargin' Targe
Limited Level 96 Unremarkable Shield - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +30% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-02 08:44:46
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 24
Storm Stompers
Limited Level 18 Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Tradable After: 2014-12-31 05:51:53
  • Limited quantity
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
The Bolted Bombardier
Level 92 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and they want to talk to you.
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Store Promotion
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
  • Killstreaker: 2005.0
  • Sheen: 4.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Uncraftable
85
The Stormin' Norman #85
Level 13 Helmet - Crafted
This knight's helm was painstakingly recreated using stills from the classic time travel episode (Ep 417: "A K.I.T.T. in King Arthur's Court") of the hit TV show Knight Rider.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 85
81
The Glasgow Great Helm #81
Level 55 Helmet - Crafted
This knight's helm is perfect for defending against 12th century offensive weaponry, like swords, sticks and definitely-not-bullets.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 81
The Broadband Bonnet
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
72
The Sole Saviors #72
Level 62 Boots - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 72
100
The Razor Cut #100
Level 56 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 100
56
Bushi-Dou #56
Level 76 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 56
30
The Sangu Sleeves #30
Level 47 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 30
90
The Juggernaut Jacket #90
Level 9 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 90
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Purchased
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • -6 max pipebombs out
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
  • Uncraftable
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Traded
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Killstreaker: 2006.0
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Gaelic Golf Bag
Level 73 Golf Clubs - Found in Crate
"Ach, t'is a Cinderella story! Outta nowhere. A former demolitions expert, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the bloody hole!"
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
14459
The Cool Breeze #14459
Level 59 Kilt - Crafted
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 14459
47
Stylish DeGroot #47
Level 36 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 47
46
The Hurt Locher #46
Level 87 Apparel - Crafted
Everyone likes to watch their enemies blow up. But if you're close enough to get a really good look, you'll blow up too. It is life's greatest tragedy.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 46
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
39
Pirate Bandana #39
Level 12 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 39
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Gifted
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 100% slower
The Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 69 Treasure - Found in Crate
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
13
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 81 Hat - Found in Crate
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
  • Tradable After: 2011-11-16 01:49:07
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 28 Hat - Crafted
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Demoman's Fro
Limited Level 41 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Limited quantity
The FR-0
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic '70s film "Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
Carouser's Capotain
Level 65 Hat - Crafted
Suffer not a sentry to live.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Pure Tin Capotain
Level 81 Hat - Found in Crate
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger? Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention since the electric can opener.
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 51 Mascot - Found in Crate
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
  • Style: Imbued
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Bolgan
Level 94 Hat - Crafted
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
23111
The Liquor Locker #23111
Level 94 Treasure - Crafted
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it: Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked and the key hidden.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 23111
  • Style: Classic
The Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 16 Hat - Found in Crate
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep boop kill all humans!
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Painted with Pink as Hell
Scotch Bonnet
Level 74 Hat - Crafted
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Untradable
Painted with After Eight
The Battery Bandolier
Level 19 Decorative Bombs - MvM Badge completion reward
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except for all those times you bought batteries].
22299
Tam O' Shanter #22299
Level 67 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 22299
28828
The Conjurer's Cowl #28828
Level 90 Hat - Crafted
I put on my wizard's hat.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 28828
The Bolted Bicorne
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your move, parrots.
  • Tradable After: 2013-05-25 07:00:00
21647
The Tavish DeGroot Experience #21647
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 21647
23494
The Mask of the Shaman #23494
Level 10 Mask - Crafted
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a long, long time.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 23494
2784
The Bearded Bombardier #2784
Level 84 Facial Hair - Crafted
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 2784
  • Style: Whatever
Sober Stuntman
Level 68 Hat - Crafted
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 75 Hat - Found in Crate
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt helmet.
6774
Blind Justice #6774
Level 96 Facial Hair - Crafted
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge and experience the thrill for yourself!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6774
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 34 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Style: Tasteful and Refined
The HDMI Patch
Level 63 Photograph - Found in Crate
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 84 Mystical Lamp - Crafted
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts, and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or you might not get booze.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Whiskey Bib
Level 56 Puffy Shirt - Found in Crate
"Sometimes when yer swiggin' woodgrain alcohol from a clay jug, a wee bit can miss the mouth, like. Catch those precious drops with a genuine Scottish whiskey bib."
Tartan Tyrolean
Level 87 Hat - Found in Crate
5430
The Tartantaloons #5430
Level 88 Apparel - Crafted
Are these Scottish pantaloons historically accurate? You got us. Why don't you go ask your boyfriend History?
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5430
Highland High Heels
Level 83 Boots - Found in Crate
6131
The Tartan Spartan #6131
Level 79 Helmet - Crafted
"Lads, tonight we DRINK IN HELL! And it's only noon right now, so let's ALSO DRINK RIGHT HERE!"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6131
6252
The Gaelic Garb #6252
Level 78 Apparel - Crafted
"And we'll tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our FREEDOM! To wear these POOFY SHIRTS! What's that, Havish? Oh. AND THESE SASHES!"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6252
The Dark Age Defender
Level 69 Cosmetic Armor - Crafted
This knight's armor will repel anything someone from the 12th century might throw at you, be it a rock, a sword, a thatched cottage or a Merlin.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Snapped Pupil
Level 59 Photograph - Crafted
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Seeing Double
Level 35 Glasses - Timed Drop
Six Pack Abs
Level 95 Bottles - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Bomber's Bucket Hat
Level 96 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
The Allbrero
Level 72 Hat - Found in Crate
31734
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #31734
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Crafted
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms off.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 31734
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 73 Hat - Traded
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape - Steam Purchase
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Strange Elf Esteem
Level 53 Strange Hat - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-12-30 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
38001
Sultan's Ceremonial #38001
Level 76 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 38001
14
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Hair of the Dog
Level 30 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Scottish Snarl
Level 55 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Parasight
Level 100 Mask - Found in Crate
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 49 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside, where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Haunted Horsemann's Hand-Me-Down
Level 83 Cape - Found in Crate
Haunted Cap'n Calamari
Level 66 Mask - Found in Crate
Haunted Transylvania Top
Level 83 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Mann-Bird of Aberdeen
Level 39 Bird Head - Found in Crate
Haunted Squid's Lid
Level 38 Hat - Found in Crate
Haunted Headtaker's Hood
Level 42 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Polly Putrid
Level 81 Undead Pet - Found in Crate
Haunted Forgotten King's Pauldrons
Level 36 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Mannhattan Project
Level 69 Strange Hat - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
The Forgotten King's Restless Head
Level 26 Hat - Gifted
15
Class Token - Heavy
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Sharp El Duderino
Level 40 Sharp Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-10-05 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 283
Sucker Slug
Level 21 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-07 08:00:00
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 5 Strange Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 6 Strange Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Level 9 Strange Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
  • 20% faster spin up time
  • 20% more accurate
  • Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Minigun
Level 1 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 2
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Somewhat Threatening Brass Beast
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Minigun - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
  • Kills: 85
  • Robots Destroyed: 15610
  • Giant Robots Destroyed: 1447
Strange Huo-Long Heater
Level 68 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
  • Creates a ring of flames while spun up
  • 25% damage bonus vs burning players
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Consumes an additional 4 ammo per second while spun up
  • Kills: 0
Strange Natascha
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
  • Kills: 0
Wicked Nasty Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 66 Wicked Nasty Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 678
  • Robots Destroyed: 18089
  • Giant Robots Destroyed: 2318
Strange Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Level 11 Strange Minigun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
Strange Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Strange Fists - Found in Crate
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove! The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
  • Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
  • Tradable After: 2015-04-27 20:41:30
  • Kills: 0
Strange Eviction Notice
Level 10 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +40% faster firing speed
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • On Hit: Gain a speed boost
  • -60% damage penalty
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Fists
Level 1 Strange Fists - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Fists of Steel
Level 10 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
  • Tradable After: 2012-10-04 00:07:06
  • This weapon holsters 100% slower
  • Kills: 0
Strange Holiday Punch
Level 10 Strange Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
  • Tickle Fights Won: 0
  • Kills: 0
Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 0
Strange Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • Killstreaker: 2005.0
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • This weapon holsters 50% slower
  • Kills: 2
Unremarkable Festive Gloves of Running Urgently
Limited Level 29 Unremarkable Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • Killstreaker: 2005.0
  • Sheen: 5.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • This weapon holsters 50% slower
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 19
Strange Bread Bite
Limited Level 41 Strange Boxing Gloves - Gifted
Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • This weapon holsters 50% slower
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 0
Strange Festive Gloves of Running Urgently
Limited Level 25 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • Killstreaker: 2002.0
  • Sheen: 3.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • This weapon holsters 50% slower
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 7
Strange Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Strange Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% damage bonus
  • +50 health restored on kill
  • Tradable After: 2015-04-27 20:41:30
  • 30% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Family Business
Level 10 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • +33% clip size
  • +15% faster firing speed
  • -15% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
Truly Feared Festive Sandvich
Limited Level 1 Truly Feared Lunch Box - Found in Crate
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
  • Limited quantity
  • Food Items Eaten: 228
Ragged Hunter Heavy
Level 27 Ragged Jacket - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 28
Fancy Sleeveless in Siberia
Level 43 Fancy Vest - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 382
Odious Unshaved Bear
Limited Level 29 Odious Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Limited quantity
  • Points Scored: 81
Strange Fur-lined Fighter
Level 43 Strange Hat - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 0
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Traded
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • -20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Strange Old Man Frost
Limited Level 88 Strange Hat - Found in Crate
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Tradable After: 2014-12-31 05:51:53
  • Limited quantity
  • Points Scored: 0
Notably Dangerous Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Lunch Box - Found in Crate
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share chocolate with a friend (Small Health Kit)
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
  • Food Items Eaten: 172
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake - Crafted
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)

Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Untradable
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% damage bonus
  • +50 health restored on kill
  • 30% damage vulnerability on wearer
63
The Bolshevik Biker #63
Level 99 Apparel - Crafted
"I am riding to your tiny town."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 63
89
Combat Slacks #89
Level 34 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 89
22
The Little Bear #22
Level 47 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
Make sure the contents of your pockets are distributed fairly with the latest in Communist pocket enforcement.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 22
35
Weight Room Warmer #35
Level 33 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 35
82
The Heavy Lifter #82
Level 20 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 82
36
Bullet Buzz #36
Level 16 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 36
69
The Rat Stompers #69
Level 44 Boots - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 69
58
The Sammy Cap #58
Level 36 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 58
68
The Cuban Bristle Crisis #68
Level 42 Facial Hair - Crafted
Dress up like Cuban celeb Fidel Castro, inventor of the Castromatic, a self-casting fishing pole that swept the nation in the 60s.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 68
40
The Leftover Trap #40
Level 13 Facial Hair - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 40
46
The Eliminators Safeguard #46
Level 3 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 46
  • Style: Visor Up
69
Jungle Booty #69
Level 74 Shorts - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 69
89
The Hunger Force #89
Level 21 Shirt - Crafted
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
  • Craft number: 89
16
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 43 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 68 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Chicken Kiev
Level 31 Bird Head - Found in Crate
Haunted Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 1 Apparel - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 98 Hat - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Haunted Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 100 Apparel - Found in Crate
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Haunted Horned Honcho
Level 61 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Haunted Ivan The Inedible
Level 64 Spooky Companion - Found in Crate
Haunted Can Opener
Level 63 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Last Bite
Level 83 Coffin - Found in Crate
Haunted Magical Mercenary
Level 48 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Monstrous Mandible
Level 24 Mask - Found in Crate
Haunted Bull Locks
Level 24 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 5
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 2
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Bone-Cut Belt
Level 5 Unremarkable Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 15
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 6
  • Carnival Games Won: 1
Haunted Minsk Beef
Level 47 Strange Hat - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Immobile Suit
Level 27 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
31053
The One-Man Army #31053
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one thing: A good supply of body bags.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 31053
  • Style: Style 1
15897
The Carl #15897
Level 81 Hair - Crafted
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 15897
The Dictator
Level 100 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
14898
The Toss-Proof Towel #14898
Level 1 Apparel - Crafted
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward when you're not looking.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 14898
14413
Heavy's Hockey Hair #14413
Level 78 Hair - Crafted
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons and enforcers worldwide.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 14413
16516
The Gym Rat #16516
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Let's get physical. Physical.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 16516
8184
Security Shades #8184
Level 64 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 8184
Coupe D'isaster
Level 56 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 69 Shirt - Found in Crate
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
  • Tradable After: 2012-07-04 06:17:50
  • Style: Outdoorsmen
16576
The Siberian Sophisticate #16576
Level 42 Shirt - Crafted
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 16576
The Borscht Belt
Level 89 Bandolier - Found in Crate
"So many little pouches. Now Heavy can help carry your itty-bitty baby guns."
The Tyurtlenek
Level 95 Shirt - Found in Crate
Around the skinny neck of an intellectual, jewel thief or Frenchman, a turtleneck tells people: "Please open-hand slap me in the face." On the iron frame of the Heavy, it says only: "I wear what I want."
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 24 Hat - Traded
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
44
Die Regime-Panzerung #44
Level 75 Cosmetic Armor - Crafted
As the saying goes, "Those who cannot remember the alternate past are condemned to repeat it." Since you have to do it again anyway, why not liven things up with an evil robot costume?
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 44
32965
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #32965
Level 85 Hat - Crafted
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 32965
28
The Bear Necessities #28
Level 76 Spirit Animal - Crafted
"In Siberia, bear try to attack family. He try this once. Now he is little hat."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 28
31215
The Pilotka #31215
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 31215
Pugilist's Protector
Level 81 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
6168
The Heavy-Weight Champ #6168
Level 56 Championship Belt - Crafted
"This belt tells babies that Heavy is champ. Big belt champ of all time."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6168
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Officer's Ushanka
Level 88 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
The Mann of the House
Level 81 Apparel - Found in Crate
The Heavy Duty Rag
Level 82 Hat - Crafted
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Katyusha
Level 43 Hat - Found in Crate
"Heavy does not need plane to crush you. Only fists and hat."
15981
Aqua Flops #15981
Level 7 Flip-Flops - Crafted
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a little taste of the tropics?
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 15981
5575
The Sandvich Safe #5575
Level 15 Lunchbox - Crafted
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more description. Buy.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5575
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
The Hound Dog
Level 99 Hat - Found in Crate
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
  • Tradable After: 2012-08-01 20:17:13
The Tungsten Toque
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister! Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
31
Der Maschinensoldaten-Helm #31
Level 87 Helmet - Crafted
As the saying goes, "Those who cannot remember the alternate past are condemned to repeat it." Since you have to do it again anyway, why not liven things up with an evil robot costume?
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 31
17
71
The Trash Man #71
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 71
46
The Warmth Preserver #46
Level 11 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 46
738
The Red Army Robin #738
Level 28 Mascot - Crafted
"Is tiny bird. Is adorable. TELL BIRD HE IS PRETTY!"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 738
7681
The Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap #7681
Level 44 Hat - Crafted
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait. That's what he had. You get this hat.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 7681
Hard Counter
Level 82 Hat - Timed Drop
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
22523
The Cold War Luchador #22523
Level 10 Mask - Crafted
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile Crisis.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 22523
Football Helmet
Limited Level 71 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Limited quantity
The U-clank-a
Level 33 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
9536
The War Head #9536
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 9536
6780
The Pounding Father #6780
Level 34 Hat - Crafted
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of crushing little baby men.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6780
Minnesota Slick
Level 18 Hat - Found in Crate
The Titanium Towel
Level 92 Apparel - Found in Crate
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
3094
Brock's Locks #3094
Level 26 Hair - Crafted
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased, tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from your lower back and buttocks years ago.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 3094
The Dread Knot
Level 85 Hat - Timed Drop
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
The Gridiron Guardian
Level 80 Hat - Found in Crate
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
5223
The Soviet Gentleman #5223
Level 95 Hat - Crafted
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5223
  • Style: Normal
68
The Gabe Glasses #68
Level 16 Glasses - Crafted
"These glasses help Heavy read sad stupid poem on your tombstone."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 68
15630
Copper's Hard Top #15630
Level 59 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 15630
  • Style: Peacekeeper
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10 Cosmetic Augmentation - Steam Purchase
Genuine Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 Minigun - Steam Purchase
  • Creates a ring of flames while spun up
  • 25% damage bonus vs burning players
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Consumes an additional 4 ammo per second while spun up
38
Gone Commando #38
Level 43 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 38
18
Class Token - Engineer
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Scarcely Lethal Giger Counter
Level 5 Scarcely Lethal Laser Pointer - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-16 08:00:00
  • Wrangled Sentry Kills: 31
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Dapper Dead'er Alive
Level 16 Dapper Cosmetic Augmentation - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-19 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 214
Comfortable Rocket Operator
Level 79 Comfortable Apparel - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-06 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 153
Secondhand Iron Lung
Level 16 Secondhand Cosmetic Augmentation - Found in Crate
  • Points Scored: 74
Strange Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Strange Wrench - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 4
  • Sentry Kills: 0
Strange Wrench
Level 1 Strange Wrench - Found in Crate
Upgrades, repairs and speeds up construction of friendly buildings on hit
  • Sentry Kills: 0
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Wicked Nasty Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
Upgrades, repairs and speeds up construction of friendly buildings on hit
  • Sheen: 7.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Sentry Kills: 745
  • Kills: 46
Mildly Menacing Festive Frontier Justice
Limited Level 5 Mildly Menacing Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Gain 2 revenge crits for each sentry kill and
    1 for each sentry assist when your sentry is destroyed.
  • Killstreaker: 2006.0
  • Sheen: 7.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Revenge crits are lost on death
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 60
Mildly Menacing Pomson 6000
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses up to 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses up to 20% cloak
  • Killstreaker: 2007.0
  • Sheen: 5.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Kills: 57
  • Robots Destroyed: 379
Truly Feared Frontier Justice
Level 5 Truly Feared Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Gain 2 revenge crits for each sentry kill and
    1 for each sentry assist when your sentry is destroyed.
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Revenge crits are lost on death
  • Kills: 233
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Widowmaker
Level 5 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • 10% increased damage to your sentry's target
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
  • Kills: 1
  • Robots Destroyed: 404
Strange Jag
Level 15 Strange Wrench - Found in Crate
  • +15% faster firing speed
  • Construction hit speed boost increased by 30%
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 20% slower repair rate
  • -33% damage penalty vs buildings
  • Sentry Kills: 0
  • Kills: 0
Odious Snow Stompers
Level 68 Odious Boots - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 96
Strange Festive Wrangler
Limited Level 42 Strange Laser Pointer - Found in Crate
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
  • Limited quantity
  • Wrangled Sentry Kills: 3
Strange Rescue Ranger
Level 94 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Alt-Fire: Use 100 metal to pick up your targeted building from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death when hauling buildings
  • Kills: 0
Positively Inhumane Construction PDA
Level 1 Positively Inhumane PDA - Found in Crate
  • Sentry Kills: 952
  • Health Dispensed to Allies: 197159
  • Allies Teleported: 2574
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 22 Strange Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
Upgrades, repairs and speeds up construction of friendly buildings on hit
  • Sentry Kills: 0
  • Kills: 0
Unremarkable Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Unremarkable Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
Upgrades, repairs and speeds up construction of friendly buildings on hit
  • Sentry Kills: 20
  • Kills: 3
  • Robots Destroyed: 206
Uncharitable Gunslinger
Level 15 Uncharitable Robot Arm - Found in Crate
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • Sentry build speed increased by 150%
  • Killstreaker: 2008.0
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Third successful punch in a row always crits.
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a Mini-Sentry
  • Tradable After: 2017-02-12 08:00:00
  • Sentry Kills: 113
  • Kills: 15
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Gifted
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter
  • -50% metal cost when constructing or upgrading teleporters
  • Construction hit speed boost decreased by 50%
  • 20% less metal from pickups and dispensers
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Achievement
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
  • Untradable
67
The Prize Plushy #67
Level 2 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 67
69
The Gold Digger #69
Level 96 Facial Hair - Crafted
Dag nab it before it's all sold out!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 69
45
The Special Eyes #45
Level 3 Glasses - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 45
  • Style: Suspicious
73
The Pardner's Pompadour #73
Level 28 Hair - Crafted
"It takes a hard man to tame this ten-gallon Texas hair tornado."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 73
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Steam Purchase
  • Alt-Fire: -10 ammo per attack and -5 ammo per projectile destroyed
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -5 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
Ragged Insulated Inventor
Level 18 Ragged Coat - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 22
78
The Beep Boy #78
Level 34 Electronic Device - Crafted
His facial expressions are synced to yours! Teach this Beep Boy how to be a Beep Man using nothing but the raw musky magnetism of your face.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 78
88
The Danger #88
Level 49 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 88
5
Vox Diabolus #5
Level 3 Hat - Crafted
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way, they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket when you try to get them to sign something.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5
Googly Gazer
Level 75 Cosmetic Augmentation - Crafted
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Style: Mad Science
62
The Trash Toter #62
Level 35 Satchel - Crafted
"Waste not, want not, son."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 62
The Data Mining Light
Level 99 Hat - Found in Crate
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
Mining Light
Limited Level 99 Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
For Engineers with bright ideas.
  • Tradable After: 2012-10-13 23:14:17
  • Limited quantity
The Tin-1000
Level 48 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red, robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Western Wear
Level 30 Hat - Found in Crate
The old West never saw this kind of class.
The Timeless Topper
Level 42 Hat - Found in Crate
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
The Plug-In Prospector
Level 98 Hat - Found in Crate
Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you're a grizzled, cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of 3047.
13595
Ol' Geezer #13595
Level 79 Hat - Crafted
Get off mah land!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 13595
5428
The Stocking Stuffer #5428
Level 64 Stocking - Crafted
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed. Thanks for nothing, Santa.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5428
The Pocket Pyro
Level 42 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
Loneliness is the world's deadliest silent killer. Next to carbon monoxide. But cuddle up to this adorable firebug, hold your breath, and you'll be free to concentrate on loud killers like car crashes and Freddy Krueger.
The Flared Frontiersman
Level 61 Apparel - Found in Crate
"I'll tell you what, these wide-bottom pants're slick as a whistle."
19635
The Pocket Purrer #19635
Level 94 Satchel - Crafted
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow" means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder." It's probably going to say that a lot.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 19635
11455
Prairie Heel Biters #11455
Level 15 Spurs - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 11455
8780
The Wingstick #8780
Level 10 Wingstick - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 8780
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 92 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 99 Apparel - Crafted
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Style: Tan
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 88 Hat - Crafted
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
8300
The Grizzled Growth #8300
Level 71 Facial Hair - Crafted
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near. Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 8300
19
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Grease Monkey
Level 21 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Buzz Killer
Level 29 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 55 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Frontier Flyboy
Level 46 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Soul of 'Spensers Past
Level 85 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Garden Bristles
Level 67 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Beep Man
Level 98 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Tiny Texan
Level 14 Strange Hat - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Iron Fist
Level 53 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
7373
The Brainiac Goggles #7373
Level 20 Glasses - Crafted
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and several other varieties of structural defect.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 7373
Industrial Festivizer
Level 51 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Face Full of Festive
Level 39 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
22
The Trencher's Topper #22
Level 88 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 22
  • Style: Style 1
Big Country
Level 86 Hat - Crafted
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Style: Nelson
41
The Trencher's Tunic #41
Level 12 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 41
34
Ein #34
Level 33 Mascot - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 34
The Dogfighter
Level 5 Coat - Found in Crate
36009
The Hetman's Headpiece #36009
Level 94 Hat - Crafted
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 36009
Conagher's Combover
Limited Level 99 Hat - Found in Crate
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Limited quantity
84
The War Goggles #84
Level 71 Glasses - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 84
41
The Scotch Saver #41
Level 62 Facial Hair - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 41
32191
Pip-Boy #32191
Level 10 Armband - Crafted
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 32191
Buckaroos Hat
Level 73 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 62 Hat - Crafted
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Endothermic Exowear
Level 20 Shirt - Found in Crate
7273
The Teufort Tooth Kicker #7273
Level 10 Boots - Crafted
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 7273
46
The Tools of the Trade #46
Level 14 Tool Belt - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 46
56
The Peacenik's Ponytail #56
Level 78 Hair - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 56
  • Style: No Helmet
113
The Lonesome Loafers #113
Level 57 Shoes - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 113
63
The Joe-on-the-Go #63
Level 46 Backpack - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 63
11
Mister Bubbles #11
Level 58 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
Thwart pickpockets, pocket-squatters and cheaters who ignore the rules of the "What's in my Pocket?" game with the last word in iron-clad diminutive pocket defense. Also works with underwater pockets!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 11
The Dry Gulch Gulp
Level 75 Refreshment - Found in Crate
"When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. And when a man needs killin', I oblige him."
The Idea Tube
Level 69 Backpack - Found in Crate
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it, too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one simple unballing away from remembering it.
8598
The Builder's Blueprints #8598
Level 15 Blueprints - Crafted
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 8598
6902
The Last Straw #6902
Level 93 Hat - Crafted
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might come a-trespassin'.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6902
The Barnstormer
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
  • Style: Bugscreen Up
Engineer's Cap
Level 83 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Safe'n'Sound
Level 61 Hat - Crafted
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Fancy Shmancy El Paso Poncho
Level 4 Fancy Shmancy Poncho - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-25 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 693
Insulated Inventor
Level 10 Coat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-04-02 07:00:00
The Iron Fist
Level 88 Cosmetic Item - Quest Drop
  • Untradable
The Garden Bristles
Level 35 Cosmetic Item - Quest Drop
  • Untradable
Strange Packable Provisions
Level 52 Strange Provisions - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-12-29 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Tacky Flash of Inspiration
Level 69 Tacky Hair - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-05-25 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 37
The Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 66 Facial Hair - Purchased
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not go unwarranted.
  • Style: Without Helmet
The Pencil Pusher
Level 10 Cosmetic Item - Timed Drop
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
21
Class Token - Sniper
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Somewhat Threatening Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-01-08 08:00:00
  • Festivized
  • Kills: 95
Mildly Menacing Shooting Star
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
Turn your enemies in to ash!
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Tradable After: 2016-05-14 07:00:00
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
  • Kills: 57
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 2 Strange Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 8
The Classic
Level 78 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • Charge and fire shots independent of zoom
  • No headshots when not fully charged
  • -10% damage on body shot
Strange Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 29 Strange Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 1
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 6 Strange Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Level 2 Strange Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
Strange Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate

Heads will roll.
  • Gain Focus on kills and assists
  • Press 'Reload' to activate focus
    In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping.
  • Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
  • -20% damage on body shot
  • Kills: 5
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Scoped Hit: Jarate target for 2 to 8 seconds based on amount charged.
    Headshots or fully charged shots cause an explosion of Jarate.
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
  • Kills: 0
Strange Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up to 200%.
  • Base charge rate decreased by 50%
  • Kills: 0
Strange SMG
Level 1 Strange SMG - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Kukri
Level 1 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
  • Tradable After: 2012-06-03 11:16:04
  • Kills: 3
Somewhat Threatening Bushwacka
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Kukri - Traded
  • When weapon is active:
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • Killstreaker: 2006.0
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 82
Mildly Menacing Huntsman
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Bow - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 49
Scarcely Lethal Festive Huntsman
Limited Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Bow - Found in Crate
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 36
  • Long-Distance Kills: 1
  • Snipers Killed: 2
  • Headshot Kills: 17
Strange Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 4 Strange Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
Spectacularly Lethal Jarate
Level 5 Spectacularly Lethal Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Can be used to extinguish fires.
  • Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%
  • Sodden Victims: 313
Strange Poacher's Safari Jacket
Limited Level 58 Strange Jacket - Found in Crate
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Limited quantity
  • Points Scored: 2
Gore-Spattered Festive Jarate
Limited Level 78 Gore-Spattered Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Can be used to extinguish fires.
  • Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%
  • Limited quantity
  • Sodden Victims: 407
Strange Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 Strange SMG - Timed Drop
  • Secondary fire when charged grants mini-crits for 8 seconds.
  • Dealing damage fills charge meter.
  • -20% clip size
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
Strange Classic
Level 15 Strange Sniper Rifle - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Charge and fire shots independent of zoom
  • No headshots when not fully charged
  • -10% damage on body shot
  • Kills: 0
Strange Festive SMG
Limited Level 1 Strange SMG - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-02 08:44:46
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Self-Aware Beauty Mark
Limited Level 36 Strange Jar Based Karate - Gifted

Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Can be used to extinguish fires.
  • Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%
  • Limited quantity
  • Sodden Victims: 0
Strange Razorback
Level 10 Strange Shield - Found in Crate
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
  • Spies Shocked: 0
Sharp Marksman's Mohair
Limited Level 12 Sharp Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Tradable After: 2014-12-30 02:00:45
  • Limited quantity
  • Points Scored: 361
Strange Wally Pocket
Limited Level 5 Strange Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Tradable After: 2014-12-31 19:05:51
  • Limited quantity
  • Points Scored: 0
Comfortable Bushman's Bristles
Limited Level 47 Comfortable Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-01 17:35:00
  • Limited quantity
  • Points Scored: 172
20
The Steel Songbird #20
Level 95 Mascot - Crafted
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 20
Starduster
Level 7 Cape - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-27 08:00:00
100
Wet Works #100
Level 91 Hat - Crafted
"Rain: It's nature's Jarate. But it's not a drama: Keep the filthy stuff off yer noggin with this rubber hat."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 100
65
Brim-Full Of Bullets #65
Level 39 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 65
  • Style: Good
1471
The Outback Intellectual #1471
Level 15 Apparel - Crafted
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 1471
36
The Toowoomba Tunic #36
Level 7 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 36
  • Style: Knight
The Golden Garment
Level 72 Coat - Found in Crate
4929
The Chronomancer #4929
Level 63 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 4929
The Extra Layer
Level 21 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
6132
The Birdman of Australiacatraz #6132
Level 16 Apparel - Crafted
"Watch like an eagle. Strike like a hawk. Dance like no one's watching."
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 6132
The Snow Scoper
Level 58 Coat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
42
The Archers Groundings #42
Level 73 Boots - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 42
19701
The Koala Compact #19701
Level 65 Satchel - Crafted
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 19701
  • Style: Twins
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Timed Drop
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
80
Li'l Snaggletooth #80
Level 21 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
'When I grow up, I want to be a hat.' -Li'l Snaggletooth
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 80
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
  • +4 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • No flinching when aiming and fully charged
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
51
The Criminal Cloak #51
Level 35 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 51
5
The Dread Hiding Hood #5
Level 66 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 5
The Fortified Compound
Level 10 Bow - Timed Drop
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +15% bullet damage resistance on wearer
  • 20% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
22
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Garlic Flank Stake
Level 72 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Carious Chameleon
Level 42 Undead Pet - Found in Crate
Haunted Hallowed Headcase
Level 30 Mask - Found in Crate
Haunted Sir Shootsalot
Level 73 Bird Head - Found in Crate
Haunted Kanga Kickers
Level 98 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Cranial Conspiracy
Level 1 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Scaly Scrapers
Level 28 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Kanga Kickers
Level 77 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Haunted Roo Rippers
Level 71 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Pyro's Beanie
Limited Level 16 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Limited quantity
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 56 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Haunted Marsupial Man
Level 87 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
The Marsupial Muzzle
Level 11 Cosmetic Item - Quest Drop
  • Untradable
Vintage Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Timed Drop
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
Trophy Belt
Limited Level 52 Hat - Found in Crate
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
  • Limited quantity
27680
The Anger #27680
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 27680
The Five-Month Shadow
Level 78 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
  • Style: Style 1
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 29 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
6152
The Falconer #6152
Level 59 Glove - Crafted
"This falconer's glove's perfect for snipin'. It's sturdy, it's comfortable, and if a falcon lands on it, you can eat 'im."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6152
The Bushman's Boonie
Level 1 Hat - Crafted
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is CLASSIFIED.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
30919
The Swagman's Swatter #30919
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This one's the best.
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 30919
1273
The Cobber Chameleon #1273
Level 60 Mascot - Crafted
"This little fellah's the perfect snipin' companion. He's quiet, he's camouflaged, and if you get hungry, you can eat 'im."
  • Crafted by Will Coke
  • Craft number: 1273
31179
The Crocodile Smile #31179
Level 20 Necklace - Crafted
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's the point.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 31179
Larrikin Robin
Level 93 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Professional's Panama
Level 58 Hat - Found in Crate
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
13804
Your Worst Nightmare #13804
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. Like another billy goat.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 13804
  • Style: Style 1
28226
The Fruit Shoot #28226
Level 60 Hat - Crafted
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 28226
  • Style: Deadly
99
The Huntsman's Essentials #99
Level 8 Quiver - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 99
The Cold Killer
Level 57 Hat - Found in Crate
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
Desert Marauder
Level 97 Hat - Found in Crate
40406
Villain's Veil #40406
Level 48 Hat - Crafted
The good, the bad, and the dead.
  • Craft number: 40406
  • Style: Smooth Assassin
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do anything as stupid as go on safari.
40
The Triggerman's Tacticals #40
Level 74 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 40
Letch's LED
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it. Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know how.
2538
The Crosslinker's Coil #2538
Level 52 Hat - Crafted
Did you know: before the mercenary fashion world discovered the obvious style and mental health benefits of wearing 22 feet of powered electrical cable around your head, people once wore hatbands made from 'silk' or other barely-lethal textiles! Strange but true.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 2538
  • Style: No Hat
24653
Crocleather Slouch #24653
Level 73 Hat - Crafted
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 24653
107
The Frontier Djustice #107
Level 40 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 107
12222
The Sydney Straw Boat #12222
Level 35 Hat - Crafted
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 12222
50
The Scoper's Smoke #50
Level 6 Facial Hair - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 50
Liquidator's Lid
Level 1 Hat - Found in Crate
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 99 Hat - Found in Crate
Gone Snipin'.
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 47 Hat - Timed Drop
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Garish Final Frontiersman
Level 26 Garish Apparel - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-05-28 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 102
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows, then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
Bushman's Bristles
Limited Level 35 Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Tradable After: 2014-12-31 19:05:51
  • Limited quantity
Strange Guilden Guardian
Level 10 Strange Shirt - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-06-10 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Down Under Duster
Level 18 Strange Apparel - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-06-09 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
23
The Bolted Bushman
Level 94 Hat - MvM Squad surplus reward
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect. The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats only need to say two things.
24
Class Token - Soldier
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Face-Melting Festive Black Box
Limited Level 52 Face-Melting Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Gain up to +20 health per attack
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -25% clip size
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 1297
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Notably Dangerous Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 85 Notably Dangerous Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 135
Strange Beggar's Bazooka
Level 56 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • -20% explosion radius
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
  • Kills: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Level 21 Strange Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
Unremarkable Direct Hit
Level 1 Unremarkable Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • -70% explosion radius
  • Kills: 15
Mildly Menacing Original
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 49
Somewhat Threatening Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 15 Somewhat Threatening Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 70
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 5 Strange Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 2 Strange Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Kills: 0
Strange Air Strike
Level 81 Strange Rocket Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
  • -15% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • Increased attack speed and smaller blast radius while blast jumping
  • Clip size increased on kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • -10% explosion radius
  • Kills: 0
Uncharitable Black Box
Level 5 Uncharitable Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Gain up to +20 health per attack
  • Sheen: 5.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -25% clip size
  • Tradable After: 2011-11-14 05:48:13
  • Kills: 117
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Uncharitable Shotgun
Level 1 Uncharitable Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Killstreaker: 2005.0
  • Sheen: 3.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 127
The Lord of Largesse's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Lord of Largesse's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 70
  • Untradable
Server-Clearing Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Server-Clearing Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% clip size
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Kills: 3041
  • Critical Kills: 271
Unremarkable Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Unremarkable Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
  • Kills: 15
  • Pyros Killed: 4
Strange Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Strange Focused Wave Projector - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
  • Kills: 0
Fashionable Coldfront Curbstompers
Level 97 Fashionable Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 970
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 4
Strange Shovel
Level 1 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2012-09-25 23:19:11
  • Kills: 0
Scarcely Lethal Escape Plan
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
  • Kills: 37
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 1
Notably Dangerous Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Notably Dangerous Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
  • Banners Deployed: 157
Strange Mantreads
Level 10 Strange Boots - Found in Crate
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
  • Opponents Flattened: 0
Strange Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Strange Riding Crop - Found in Crate
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Kills: 1
  • Teammates Whipped: 10
Unremarkable Equalizer
Level 10 Unremarkable Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
  • Kills: 11
Server-Clearing Festive Buff Banner
Limited Level 5 Server-Clearing Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • Limited quantity
  • Banners Deployed: 2704
51
The Caribbean Conqueror #51
Level 94 Hat - Crafted
"You! Stop jibbing that mainsail and give me twenty! You up in the crow's nest! Drop that telescope and get on your face! Everybody on this ship start doing push-ups!"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 51
79
The Killer's Kit #79
Level 13 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 79
  • Style: Style 1
89
The Valley Forge #89
Level 70 Hat - Crafted
This tricorn is a tribute to our country's greatest President. The tiny medal on it is a tribute to the ribbony children's medal he won for inventing America.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 89
Strange Concheror
Level 5 Strange Sashimono - Found in Crate
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
  • +4 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • Banners Deployed: 0
Strange Screamin' Eagle
Level 29 Strange Hat - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Righteous Bison
Level 30 Strange Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Tradable After: 2016-05-20 07:00:00
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Kills: 0
Dapper Lone Survivor
Limited Level 63 Dapper Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Limited quantity
  • Points Scored: 184
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
11464
The Captain's Cocktails #11464
Level 40 Decorative Bombs - Crafted
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's looking? We bet yes!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 11464
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 17 Hat - Timed Drop
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • -70% explosion radius
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
Tacky Patriot's Pouches
Level 83 Tacky Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-06-03 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 42
  • Style: Normal
Strange Classified Coif
Level 95 Strange Coat - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 3
Strange Founding Father
Level 32 Strange Apparel - Gifted
This shirt envisions a terrifying alternate universe where our nation's patriots wore frilly-cuffed silk blouses instead of the respectable undershirts they possessed in actual history.
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Fashionable Antarctic Parka
Level 82 Fashionable Coat - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 946
Glamorous Cold Snap Coat
Level 27 Glamorous Coat - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 1366
The Diplomat
Level 39 Coat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-09 08:00:00
The Classified Coif
Level 33 Coat - Found in Crate
60
The Founding Father #60
Level 56 Apparel - Crafted
This shirt envisions a terrifying alternate universe where our nation's patriots wore frilly-cuffed silk blouses instead of the respectable undershirts they possessed in actual history.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 60
775
The Hornblower #775
Level 33 Coat - Crafted
"This uniform was worn by Horatio Nelson during the Napoleonic Wars! If you sunk his ship he would swim at you with a cannon on his back! If he ran out of cannonballs he would fire himself at your hull! That is how bad he wanted to beat the French!"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 775
8053
The Kringle Collection #8053
Level 95 Coat - Crafted
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 8053
25
The Brawling Buccaneer
Level 1 Coat - Found in Crate
"We do not plunder in this man's pirate army, maggot! On this ship you will patrol the seas for liberals and Communists, and go to bed at a sensible hour!"
Painted with Team Spirit
14477
Soldier's Slope Scopers #14477
Level 90 Hat - Crafted
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No, YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 14477
  • Style: Amateur
16742
The Chief Constable #16742
Level 76 Hat - Crafted
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 16742
6279
The Whirly Warrior #6279
Level 70 Helmet - Crafted
"To your left, some French buildings. Directly in front of us is the Eiffel Tower, which I'm about to bring down. This concludes our helicopter tour of France."
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6279
20503
The Stahlhelm #20503
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 20503
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 82 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Conquistador
Level 57 Hat - Crafted
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French cosplayer.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Defiant Spartan
Level 86 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Tyrant's Helm
Level 65 Hat - Crafted
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 92 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
13574
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #13574
Level 78 Facial Hair - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 13574
  • Style: No Helmet
9007
Fancy Dress Uniform #9007
Level 75 Uniform - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 9007
34823
Furious Fukaamigasa #34823
Level 99 Hat - Crafted
You can't tell, but he's furious.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 34823
7558
Soldier's Stogie #7558
Level 81 Cigar - Crafted
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 7558
12456
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #12456
Level 9 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 12456
The Battle Bob
Level 57 Hat - Crafted
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the natural contours of your fearsome war face.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Style: With Helmet
1395
The Doe-Boy #1395
Level 56 Hat - Crafted
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and "freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 1395
  • Style: Peek-a-boo...
Stout Shako
Level 73 Hat - Crafted
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Steel Shako
Level 1 Hat - Found in Crate
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 88 Hat - Found in Crate
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and fix your major malfunction!
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 85 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
11015
Armored Authority #11015
Level 13 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 11015
The Tin Pot
Level 79 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
  • Style: Battered
Exquisite Rack
Level 81 Cosmetic Item - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Stainless Pot
Level 60 Hat - Crafted
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Soldier's Stash
Limited Level 45 Cosmetic Item - Crafted
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or gambling.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Limited quantity
The War Pig
Level 90 Hat - Found in Crate
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance, Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has stopped expecting anything from him.
  • Style: Uninhibited
The Shogun's Shoulder Guard
Level 100 Cosmetic Armor - Found in Crate
"The next time some bleeding heart cries on your shoulder about the state of the environment, he can slam his tear ducts into the Shogun. This shoulder is CLOSED!"
The Slo-Poke
Level 55 Hat - Found in Crate
Marshall's Mutton Chops
Level 30 Facial Hair - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
69
The Colonial Clogs #69
Level 61 Shoes - Crafted
"I can confirm that these are George Washington's actual shoes, because I found them buried two feet up an Englishman's ass!"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 69
The Federal Casemaker
Level 82 Hat - Found in Crate
"Men, if we are going to take down Al Capone, we will need to be in the FBI. Step one: These hats."
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 94 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 91 Cigar - Found in Crate
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug. Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something in your mouth that is on fire.
The Cloud Crasher
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
This paratrooper's helmet keeps your head safe while you jump out of planes. Show those birds who's boss! Teach some fluffy little clouds what they'll get if you ever catch them around your sky again!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Sharp Mistaken Movember
Level 26 Sharp Facial Hair - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 331
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 56 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
12994
Jumper's Jeepcap #12994
Level 98 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 12994
33
The Spook Specs #33
Level 79 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 33
84
The Compatriot #84
Level 48 Mascot - Crafted
"This is not a bird, maggot! It is a shoulder-mounted symbol of freedom, and you WILL salute it in this man's army!"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 84
38
The Man in Slacks #38
Level 93 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 38
46
Ground Control #46
Level 28 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 46
99
The First American #99
Level 30 Mask - Crafted
Statesman. Scientist. Inventor. Pretend to be all of these things and more with this Benjamin Franklin mask. So life-like, the real Franklin will think he invented another version of himself!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 99
99
The Big Daddy #99
Level 53 Mask - Crafted
Enjoy all of the benefits of being President (leading the free world, joining up with bank-robbing surf-gangs, steep discounts at fast food restaurants) with this tricky Presidential mask.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 99
6216
The Infernal Impaler #6216
Level 13 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6216
Strange Skullcap
Limited Level 84 Strange Hat - Found in Crate
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Tradable After: 2014-12-31 19:05:51
  • Limited quantity
  • Points Scored: 0
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
1219
The Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #1219
Level 75 Hat - Crafted
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into thinking you're probably in the army too.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 1219
26
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Hardium Helm
Level 60 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Idiot Box
Level 81 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Space Bracers
Level 7 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Steel Pipes
Level 79 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 20 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Shaolin Sash
Level 45 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Hidden Dragon
Level 66 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Faux Manchu
Level 69 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Haunted Jupiter Jumpers
Level 77 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Freedom Feathers
Level 70 Bird Head - Found in Crate
Haunted Zipperface
Level 72 Hat - Found in Crate
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know, thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an idiot in front of your kids again!
Haunted Cadaver's Capper
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
Haunted Larval Lid
Level 3 Hat - Found in Crate
Haunted Lieutenant Bites the Dust
Level 69 Undead Pet - Found in Crate
Haunted Spellbinder's Bonnet
Level 18 Hat - Found in Crate
Haunted Grub Grenades
Level 48 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 35 Parachute - Crafted
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
  • Crafted by CřٱΜΣ@
Haunted Hellhunter's Headpiece
Level 70 Strange Hat - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Ghoul Gibbin' Gear
Level 57 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 6
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 1
  • Carnival Games Won: 1
Haunted Battle Bird
Level 32 Strange Hat - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
The Supernatural Stalker
Level 29 Cosmetic Item - Quest Drop
  • Untradable
Condor Cap
Level 95 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-04-02 07:00:00
19
Lieutenant Bites #19
Level 60 Mascot - Crafted
Hobbies: contracting rabies, giving people rabies. Favorite foods: spoiled sour cream rations, arm meat.
  • Craft number: 19
30
The Gilded Guard #30
Level 54 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 30
49
The Rebel Rouser #49
Level 4 Hat - Crafted
"Hold on, why are Americans fighting other Americans? Did everybody in France die and nobody told me?"
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 49
27
Class Token - Medic
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Strange Surgeon's Shako
Limited Level 59 Strange Hat - Found in Crate
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Tradable After: 2014-12-31 05:51:53
  • Limited quantity
  • Points Scored: 0
Server-Clearing Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Server-Clearing Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • Killstreaker: 2005.0
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2016-12-28 08:00:00
  • Festivized
  • Kill Assists: 2686
  • Ubers: 975
  • Allied Healing Done: 469263
Sufficiently Lethal Festive Ubersaw
Limited Level 10 Sufficiently Lethal Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • Killstreaker: 2008.0
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 195
Strange Festive Bonesaw
Limited Level 83 Strange Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-02 23:35:01
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 0
Unremarkable Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 97 Unremarkable Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Ubers: 19
  • Kill Assists: 90
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 3 Strange Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 4 Strange Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Level 2 Strange Medi Gun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
Strange Vaccinator
Level 8 Strange Vaccinator - MvM Badge completion reward
ÜberCharge provides a 2.5 second resistance bubble that blocks 75% base damage and 100% crit damage of the selected type to the Medic and Patient.
  • +67% ÜberCharge rate
  • Press your reload key to cycle through resist types.
    While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
  • -66% Overheal build rate.
  • -33% ÜberCharge rate on Overhealed patients
  • Ubers: 0
  • Kill Assists: 0
Strange Quick-Fix
Level 8 Strange Medi Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +10% ÜberCharge rate
  • 50% max overheal
  • Ubers: 5
  • Kill Assists: 12
Unremarkable Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Unremarkable Crossbow - Found in Crate
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deals damage
based on distance traveled
This weapon will reload automatically when not active
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Kills: 12
Strange Overdose
Level 5 Strange Syringe Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +20%
  • -15% damage penalty
  • Kills: 1
Strange Blutsauger
Level 5 Strange Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Gain up to +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Tradable After: 2012-07-24 13:24:02
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Amputator
Level 15 Strange Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +3 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • Alt-Fire: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
  • -20% damage penalty
  • Kills: 8
Sufficiently Lethal Festive Crusader's Crossbow
Limited Level 59 Sufficiently Lethal Crossbow - Found in Crate
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deals damage
based on distance traveled
This weapon will reload automatically when not active
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 204
Strange Syringe Gun
Level 1 Strange Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1
Strange Bonesaw
Level 1 Strange Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Store Promotion
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
  • Uncraftable
Strange Solemn Vow
Level 10 Strange Bust of Hippocrates - Found in Crate
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
  • 10% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 0
Strange Pocket Heavy
Limited Level 30 Strange Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Limited quantity
  • Points Scored: 0
Glamorous Medical Monarch
Level 98 Glamorous Jacket - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-09-28 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 1331
  • Style: Style 2
17
A Brush with Death #17
Level 72 Facial Hair - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 17
69
The Surgeon's Side Satchel #69
Level 55 Satchel - Crafted
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile air of the battlefield.
  • Craft number: 69
44
The Mustachioed Mann #44
Level 11 Facial Hair - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 44
  • Style: Style 1
61
Heer's Helmet #61
Level 60 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 61
The Mann of Reason
Level 98 Hat - Found in Crate
The Geisha Boy
Level 11 Hat - Crafted
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Das Ubersternmann
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
"You are not important but I am. My hat is a secret hat." (Description translated from German.)
The Virus Doctor
Level 42 Hat - Found in Crate
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler, or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
The Powdered Practitioner
Level 99 Hat - Crafted
An integral part of any travel survival kit, this wig will help you escape Disney World if the Hall of Presidents ever comes to life. Comes with tri-corn hat in case Pirates of the Caribbean comes to life instead.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Style: Too Pompous to Describe
The Byte'd Beak
Level 13 Hat - Found in Crate
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
2457
The Chronoscarf #2457
Level 55 Scarf - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 2457
The Nunhood
Level 13 Hat - Found in Crate
49
The Teutonic Toque #49
Level 93 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 49
Grimm Hatte
Level 94 Hat - Found in Crate
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
  • Tradable After: 2012-09-06 14:03:03
43
The Colonel's Coat #43
Level 91 Coat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 43
Ze Goggles
Level 53 Glasses - Crafted
Nothing
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Angel of Death
Level 41 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
6219
Das Feelinbeterbager #6219
Level 44 Supplies - Crafted
"Hello, men of war! You will be dead soon. Here are pills." (Description translated from German.)
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6219
31242
Couvre Corner #31242
Level 20 Pocket Square - Crafted
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This looks good. Really sharp.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 31242
79
The Fashionable Megalomaniac #79
Level 43 Facial Hair - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 79
3681
The Weather Master #3681
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
They called you INSANE when you claimed a helmet with foam clouds and lightning taped to it would give you weather powers! Now you'll show them! You'll show them ALL! Moo hoo ha ha ha! (This helmet does not give you weather powers.)
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 3681
Das Maddendoktor
Level 59 Hair - Found in Crate
"My laughter is not borne from joy! I have birthed a devil! It is acceptable to me!" (Description translated from German.)
Das Gutenkutteharen
Level 100 Hair - Found in Crate
"The hairs on your head-skin are physically attractive. Now we should have love relations." (Description translated from German.)
The Heat of Winter
Level 29 Coat - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2017-01-12 08:00:00
German Gonzila
Level 90 Hat - Found in Crate
65
Das Naggenvatcher #65
Level 76 Hat - Crafted
"In the center of your head lives a skeleton. It is not enough! This hat is a head-skeleton for the outside." (Description translated from German.)
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 65
2
The Ward #2
Level 95 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 2
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
7639
The Combat Medic's Crusher Cap #7639
Level 83 Hat - Crafted
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait. That's what he had. You get this hat.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 7639
28
Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 94 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Medimedes
Level 35 Bird Head - Found in Crate
Haunted Second Opinion
Level 84 Mask - Found in Crate
Haunted Ramses' Regalia
Level 47 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Archimedes the Undying
Level 74 Undead Pet - Found in Crate
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
Haunted Surgeon's Space Suit
Level 2 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Teutonkahmun
Level 20 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Trepanabotomizer
Level 89 Hat - Found in Crate
Haunted Das Blutliebhaber
Level 81 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Lo-Grav Loafers
Level 47 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Alternative Medicine Mann
Level 9 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Shaman's Skull
Level 2 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Vicar's Vestments
Level 59 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Templar's Spirit
Level 90 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Vampire Makeover
Level 91 Strange Hat - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Vampiric Vesture
Level 99 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 3
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Herzensbrecher
Level 23 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Mecha-Medes
Level 24 Mascot - Found in Crate
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
Practitioner's Processing Mask
Level 38 Mask - Found in Crate
Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 62 Mask - Crafted
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Untradable
Painted with Team Spirit
Halogen Head Lamp
Level 51 Hat - Found in Crate
This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears, noses and throats from a safe distance.
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 56 Hat - Crafted
We can't pronounce it either.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
4783
The Surgeon's Stethoscope #4783
Level 20 Stethoscope - Crafted
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 4783
  • Untradable
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 62 Hat - Crafted
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
13400
The Gentleman's Ushanka #13400
Level 62 Hat - Crafted
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 13400
Baron von Havenaplane
Level 77 Hat - Found in Crate
"Are you a plane-driver? I cannot tell because of your hat-disguise." (Description translated from German.)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 18 Hat - Found in Crate
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished bonesaw.
23302
The Planeswalker Helm #23302
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 23302
The Medic Mech-bag
Level 86 Backpack - MvM Badge completion reward
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body parts as cosmetic items!
Medi-Mask
Level 99 Mask - Found in Crate
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask, releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So that's interesting.
Strange Das Fantzipantzen
Level 4 Strange Shirt - Gifted
"Fancy men are beautiful but weak! You are a strong filthy idiot. Take what is rightfully yours!" (Description translated from German.)
  • Tradable After: 2017-01-12 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 10
10961
The Foppish Physician #10961
Level 70 Apparel - Crafted
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 10961
  • Style: Tie
9604
The Quadwrangler #9604
Level 93 Science Project - Crafted
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your shooting arm, where it is!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 9604
85
The Dough Puncher #85
Level 71 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 85
9650
Der Wintermantel #9650
Level 53 Apparel - Crafted
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is synthetic.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 9650
  • Style: Gramma's Sweater Showing
66
The Medical Mystery #66
Level 40 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 66
Das Metalmeatencasen
Level 79 Cosmetic Armor - Found in Crate
"There is strength in your steel breast-blouse. Your chest meat is at ease." (Description translated from German.)
35421
Doctor's Sack #35421
Level 74 Hat - Crafted
For when you've got that healin' fever.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 35421
14307
Doc's Holiday #14307
Level 72 Apparel - Crafted
Comes in "Fever", "Flu", and "Virus" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 14307
  • Style: Fever
48
The Smock Surgeon #48
Level 91 Apron - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 48
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 33 Hat - Timed Drop
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Gain up to +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
87
The Slick Cut #87
Level 26 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 87
47
Ze Übermensch #47
Level 4 Facial Hair - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 47
34
The Gaiter Guards #34
Level 20 Boots - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 34
The Einstein
Level 11 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Steam Pipe
Level 99 Pipe - Found in Crate
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman Dracula glasses!
13790
The Nine-Pipe Problem #13790
Level 43 Pipe - Crafted
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 13790
  • Style: Afternoon
15054
Archimedes #15054
Level 57 Mascot - Crafted
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients ever since.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 15054
29
Haunted Wings of Purity
Level 81 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 85 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat - Trade-Up
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Odious Santarchimedes
Level 25 Odious Mascot - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-12-29 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 84
Fancy Colossal Cranium
Level 94 Fancy Hat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-12 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 389
Strange Woolen Warmer
Level 35 Strange Hat - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2017-01-12 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 4
Glamorous Ruffled Ruprecht
Level 81 Glamorous Facial Hair - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2017-01-12 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 1067
30
Class Token - Pyro
Level 1 Craft Item - Crafted
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Combustible Cutie
Level 14 Mask - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-01 07:00:00
Unremarkable Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 41 Unremarkable Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
Direct damage reduces Medi Gun healing and resist shield effects by 25%.
Alt-Fire: Release a blast of air that pushes enemies and projectiles and extinguish allies that are on fire.
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • Kills: 19
Mildly Menacing Blood Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 4 Mildly Menacing Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
Direct damage reduces Medi Gun healing and resist shield effects by 25%.
Alt-Fire: Release a blast of air that pushes enemies and projectiles and extinguish allies that are on fire.
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • Sheen: 5.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 66
  • Unusual-Wearing Player Kills: 1
  • Revenges: 0
  • Projectiles Reflected: 16
Strange Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Level 7 Strange Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
Direct damage reduces Medi Gun healing and resist shield effects by 25%.
Alt-Fire: Release a blast of air that pushes enemies and projectiles and extinguish allies that are on fire.
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • Kills: 7
Unremarkable Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 8 Unremarkable Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
Direct damage reduces Medi Gun healing and resist shield effects by 25%.
Alt-Fire: Release a blast of air that pushes enemies and projectiles and extinguish allies that are on fire.
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • Kills: 14
Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Level 3 Strange Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
Direct damage reduces Medi Gun healing and resist shield effects by 25%.
Alt-Fire: Release a blast of air that pushes enemies and projectiles and extinguish allies that are on fire.
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • Kills: 0
Strange Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 3 Strange Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
Direct damage reduces Medi Gun healing and resist shield effects by 25%.
Alt-Fire: Release a blast of air that pushes enemies and projectiles and extinguish allies that are on fire.
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • Kills: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 114 Strange Flame Thrower - MvM Badge completion reward
Direct damage reduces Medi Gun healing and resist shield effects by 25%.
Alt-Fire: Release a blast of air that pushes enemies and projectiles and extinguish allies that are on fire.
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • Kills: 0
Strange Backburner
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • +150% airblast cost
  • Kills: 0
Scarcely Lethal Degreaser
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • This weapon holsters 30% faster
  • This weapon deploys 60% faster
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • -66% afterburn damage penalty
  • +25% airblast cost
  • Tradable After: 2012-12-20 02:01:17
  • Kills: 26
Strange Flame Thrower
Level 1 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Direct damage reduces Medi Gun healing and resist shield effects by 25%.
Alt-Fire: Release a blast of air that pushes enemies and projectiles and extinguish allies that are on fire.
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Mildly Menacing Rainblower
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 60
Strange Festive Backburner
Limited Level 48 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • +150% airblast cost
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-02 08:44:46
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 3
Strange Festive Axtinguisher
Limited Level 10 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • Killstreaker: 2002.0
  • Sheen: 4.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -33% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 75% slower
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 2
Named
DRINK'N UP THE SHASTA
Level 10 Truly Feared Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • Build 'Mmmph' by dealing damage.
    Alt-Fire on full 'Mmmph': Taunt to gain crit for several seconds.
    Invulnerable while 'Mmmph' taunting.
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
  • Kills: 248
  • Tanks Destroyed: 137
Strange Scorch Shot
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
  • 100% mini-crits vs burning players
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and explodes when it hits the ground.
    Increased knock back on burning players
  • -35% damage penalty
  • -35% self damage force
  • Kills: 0
Unremarkable Flare Gun
Level 10 Unremarkable Flare Gun - Found in Crate
This weapon will reload when not active
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • Kills: 19
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
  • 100% mini-crits vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
  • +50% damage to self
  • Kills: 0
Truly Feared Festive Flare Gun
Limited Level 46 Truly Feared Flare Gun - Found in Crate
This weapon will reload when not active
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-30 08:00:00
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 243
Mildly Menacing Powerjack
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 67
Strange Lollichop
Level 69 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 0
Strange Neon Annihilator
Level 79 Strange Sign - Found in Crate
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • Sheen: 4.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
  • Kills: 0
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Strange Garden Rake - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Strange Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • +100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
  • Kills: 0
Uncharitable Axtinguisher
Level 10 Uncharitable Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • Killstreaker: 2004.0
  • Sheen: 6.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -33% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 75% slower
  • Kills: 107
  • Burning Player Kills: 36
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Fire Axe
Level 1 Strange Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Fancy Shmancy North Polar Fleece
Level 42 Fancy Shmancy Sweater - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 614
Fancy Shmancy Wartime Warmth
Level 60 Fancy Shmancy Hat - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 546
Strange Third Degree
Level 10 Strange Fire Axe - MvM Badge completion reward
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
  • Kills: 0
Tacky Mishap Mercenary
Limited Level 28 Tacky Hat - Found in Crate
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Limited quantity
  • Points Scored: 34
Sharp Pyromancer's Raiments
Limited Level 29 Sharp Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Tradable After: 2014-12-30 02:00:45
  • Limited quantity
  • Points Scored: 346
Fashionable Crusader's Getup
Level 55 Fashionable Apparel - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-11-11 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 859
Arthropod's Aspect
Level 24 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-11-05 08:00:00
78
Pop-eyes #78
Level 32 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 78
93
The Soot Suit #93
Level 73 Shirt - Crafted
Business up front. Ten deadly gallons of pressurized gas in the back.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 93
100
The Hive Minder #100
Level 84 Hat - Crafted
The leading cause of death on the battlefield? You guessed it: Bee stings.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 100
17
The Centurion #17
Level 72 Hat - Crafted
Unlike those cheap knock-offs, the brush part of THIS centurion helmet is made from the HEAD hair of your fallen enemies.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 17
Garish Phobos Filter
Level 36 Garish Cosmetic Augmentation - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-06-04 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 120
83
The Cute Suit #83
Level 48 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 83
  • Style: Hat
61
The Burning Bongos #61
Level 92 Bongos - Crafted
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 61
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Cotton Head
Level 96 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Style: Style 1
5388
The Birdcage #5388
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat is. The secret is you're an idiot.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5388
59
The Smoking Skid Lid #59
Level 48 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 59
65
Trickster's Turnout Gear #65
Level 52 Coat - Crafted
Trick your enemies into forgetting who set them on fire in the first place with this trustworthy-looking fireman's jacket.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 65
67
The Lunatic's Leathers #67
Level 85 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 67
30
The Sengoku Scorcher #30
Level 3 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 30
78
The Bone Dome #78
Level 79 Hat - Crafted
Comes with a visor capable of shielding your eyes from the harsh glare of people running away from you on fire.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 78
  • Style: Style 1
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Store Promotion
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • No random critical hits
  • Uncraftable
45
The Air Raider #45
Level 52 Hat - Crafted
Designed specifically for hotshot pilots, this mask only distributes oxygen if you're doing a cool barrel roll into the Danger Zone.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 45
31
The Electric Escorter
Level 42 Hat - Found in Crate
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
7277
The Waxy Wayfinder #7277
Level 80 Hat - Crafted
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 7277
Napper's Respite
Level 29 Hat - Found in Crate
After a long day of burning scouts.
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 99 Hat - Found in Crate
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 91 Hat - Found in Crate
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat. "Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 45 Hat - Timed Drop
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Plumber's Pipe
Level 62 Hat - Found in Crate
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes with pipe, length of wire.
Prancer's Pride
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
6750
The Little Buddy #6750
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6750
103
Employee of the Mmmph #103
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 103
Madame Dixie
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
15826
The DethKapp #15826
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally answers that age-old mystery: It was you!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 15826
  • Style: Grim
Handyman's Handle
Level 89 Hat - Found in Crate
Clears all sorts of blockage.
The Portable Smissmas Spirit Dispenser
Limited Level 10 Snow Globe - Third-Party Promotion
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.
  • Limited quantity
Tiny Timber
Level 56 Backpack - Found in Crate
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 11 Facial Hair - Crafted
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
35319
Connoisseur's Cap #35319
Level 53 Hat - Crafted
You're today's theme ingredient...
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 35319
5737
The Cremator's Conscience #5737
Level 15 Conscience - Crafted
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an axe!'
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5737
2364
Rail Spikes #2364
Level 38 Spikes - Crafted
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits welded onto the round bits.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 2364
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and then killing them.
22829
The Infernal Orchestrina #22829
Level 98 Backpack - Crafted
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 22829
  • Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Pyrobotics Pack
Level 59 Backpack - MvM Squad surplus reward
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical application for the information, but it's good to learn.
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 69 Hat - Crafted
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Googol Glass Eyes
Level 96 Hat - Found in Crate
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
17846
The Moonman Backpack #17846
Level 15 Fuel Tank - Crafted
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 17846
28556
The Jingle Belt #28556
Level 48 Bells - Crafted
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn victims.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 28556
  • Jingle all the way
The Attendant
Level 19 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Backpack Broiler
Level 53 Barbeque - Found in Crate
I've got your back... steaks.
9788
Area 451 #9788
Level 70 Hat - Crafted
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the other ones.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 9788
The Frymaster
Level 4 Backpack - Found in Crate
6828
The Person in the Iron Mask #6828
Level 25 Hat - Crafted
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace will smoke anything placed inside it.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6828
33
Sole Mate #33
Level 16 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 33
The Toy Tailor
Level 93 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Trail-Blazer
Level 38 Sled - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
The Sub Zero Suit
Level 14 Apparel - Found in Crate
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 42 Mask - Found in Crate
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one, you inscrutable person of mystery!
  • Style: With Stripes
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
6330
El Muchacho #6330
Level 96 Poncho - Crafted
Cosplay as a sleepy cowboy with this authentic 19th century sleeveless fleece snuggie.
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 6330
The Blizzard Breather
Level 78 Apparel - Found in Crate
The Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 44 Backpack - Found in Crate
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own shoes?
The Scrap Sack
Level 100 Backpack - Found in Crate
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
The Rusty Reaper
Level 42 Hat - Found in Crate
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
2767
The Last Breath #2767
Level 13 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 2767
9863
The Breather Bag #9863
Level 81 Hat - Crafted
Since the invention of the garbage bag, humanity has longed to put it over its head. Until now, this usually meant immediate asphyxiation. UNTIL NOW! Plastic bag over your head? Breathing air? Thanks to the geniuses at FaceBagHole Co., you don't have to choose.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 9863
The Pampered Pyro
Level 10 Towel - Found in Crate
Today, it's YOU Fortress. You deserve it.
6370
Nose Candy #6370
Level 76 Mask - Crafted
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6370
  • Style: Horrific
The Mair Mask
Level 55 Hat - Purchased
Comes with a full can of MAIR, Mann Co.'s air substitute! One part nitrogen, no parts oxygen, NINE parts electrolytes—Mair gives regular air a kick in the pants for manly lungs on the go.
The Filamental
Level 42 Hat - Found in Crate
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only your electrician knows for sure!
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
3658
Apparition's Aspect #3658
Level 13 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 3658
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 43 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Style: Original
The Combustible Kabuto
Level 39 Hat - Found in Crate
32
Haunted Hard-Headed Hardware
Level 27 Mask - Found in Crate
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Haunted Tail From the Crypt
Level 52 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Fallen Angel
Level 82 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Blazing Bull
Level 57 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Plutonidome
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium. Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
  • Style: Functioning
Haunted Burny's Boney Bonnet
Level 15 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Cauterizer's Caudal Appendage
Level 32 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Monster's Stompers
Level 13 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Handhunter
Level 99 Backpack - Found in Crate
Haunted Crispy Golden Locks
Level 77 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Scorched Skirt
Level 29 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Glob
Level 78 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Beast From Below
Level 93 Mask - Found in Crate
Haunted Macabre Mask
Level 61 Mask - Found in Crate
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 95 Apparel - Found in Crate
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings from midgets.
Haunted Master Mind
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that capitalizes on both.
Haunted Creature From The Heap
Level 2 Backpack - Found in Crate
Haunted Raven's Visage
Level 67 Mask - Found in Crate
Haunted Up Pyroscopes
Level 20 Eye Stalks - Found in Crate
Haunted Vicious Visage
Level 13 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Abhorrent Appendages
Level 96 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Grisly Gumbo
Level 53 Backpack - Found in Crate
Haunted External Organ
Level 93 Backpack - Found in Crate
Haunted Carrion Companion
Level 13 Undead Pet - Found in Crate
Haunted Hollowhead
Level 71 Mask - Found in Crate
Haunted Death Support Pack
Level 66 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Gothic Guise
Level 4 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Corpsemopolitan
Level 9 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Maniac's Manacles
Level 98 Gloves - Found in Crate
Haunted Bozo's Bouffant
Level 74 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Rugged Respirator
Level 29 Mask - Found in Crate
Haunted Spectralnaut
Level 72 Helmet - Found in Crate
Haunted Mucous Membrain
Level 44 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Vampyro
Level 73 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Creature's Grin
Level 21 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Mr. Juice
Level 14 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Moccasin Machinery
Level 66 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Vintage Foster's Facade
Limited Level 1 Hat - Traded
  • Limited quantity
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 82 Hat - Traded
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Neon Annihilator
Level 1 Sign - Steam Purchase
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot - Steam Purchase
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1 Backpack - Steam Purchase
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests we've conducted with this product!
Vintage Merryweather
Level 91 Hat - Crafted
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to quell his flames.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
The Bolted Birdcage
Level 42 Hat - Found in Crate
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama "The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
1941
The Nabler #1941
Level 5 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 1941
The Metal Slug
Level 99 Hat - Found in Crate
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
9970
The Bacteria Blocker #9970
Level 66 Hat - Crafted
The human face is nature's garbage can. Everything from saliva (make-outs) to grease (engine repair) to clumps of partially chewed beef (eating) to poison (food-tasting for kings) can be found on the average (your) face. Keep it marginally less filthy with the Bacteria Blocker.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 9970
  • Style: With Headphones
9642
The Head Warmer #9642
Level 89 Hat - Crafted
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees, while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that slowly cooks your brain.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 9642
33
Sharp Sweet Smissmas Sweater
Level 89 Sharp Sweater - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-12-29 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 256
Strange Jupiter Jetpack
Level 70 Strange Jetpack - Trade-Up
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-06 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Fancy Space Diver
Level 1 Fancy Apparel - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-07 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 444
Black Knight's Bascinet
Limited Level 84 Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Limited quantity
34
Glamorous Burly Beast
Level 30 Glamorous Shirt - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-07 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 1298
Strange Pestering Jester
Level 9 Strange Hat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-05 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Stunning Grim Tweeter
Level 53 Stunning Mascot - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-06 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 3975
  • Allied Healing Done: 44664
  • Damage Dealt: 349529
Fashionable Heavy Tourism
Level 18 Fashionable Shirt - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-10 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 776
Strange Socked and Loaded
Level 18 Strange Stocking - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2017-01-01 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Handy Canes
Level 73 Strange Candy Canes - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-12-30 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Duck Billed Hatypus
Level 8 Strange Hat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-13 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Reader's Choice
Level 67 Strange Glasses - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-12-30 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Odious Spooktacles
Level 62 Odious Mask - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-14 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 82
Strange Airborne Attire
Level 5 Strange Jacket - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-05-28 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Comfortable Spooky Sleeves
Level 47 Comfortable Apparel - Gifted
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-31 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 142
Strange Merc's Mohawk
Level 15 Strange Hat - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Hat With No Name
Level 10 Strange Hat - Gifted
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-31 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Fashionable Antlers
Level 98 Fashionable Cosmetic Item - Gifted
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-31 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 787
  • Style: Hat
Fancy Shmancy Breakneck Baggies
Level 39 Fancy Shmancy Apparel - Gifted
Combining the comfort of pajamas with the genital-concealing subterfuge of pants, these aerodynamic trackies will let your enemies know you're a man of mystery who probably got a good night's sleep.
  • Tradable After: 2016-12-28 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 625
Fancy Weight Room Warmer
Level 41 Fancy Apparel - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 441
Glamorous Mustachioed Mann
Level 29 Glamorous Facial Hair - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 1028
  • Style: Style 1
Strange Beep Boy
Level 96 Strange Electronic Device - Gifted
His facial expressions are synced to yours! Teach this Beep Boy how to be a Beep Man using nothing but the raw musky magnetism of your face.
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Clan Pride
Level 20 Strange Medallion - Gifted
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-22 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Fancy Snow Sleeves
Level 60 Fancy Jacket - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 476
Strange Ornament Armament
Level 20 Strange Decorative Bombs - Gifted
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Ragged Balloonicorn
Level 20 Ragged Balloon - Gifted
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Points Scored: 16
Strange Crossing Guard
Level 25 Strange Sign - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Kills: 1
Scarcely Lethal Necro Smasher
Level 50 Scarcely Lethal Hammer - Achievement
  • Kills: 32
  • Untradable
Garish Professor Speks
Level 5 Garish Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Points Scored: 101
  • Untradable
Strange Graybanns
Level 91 Strange Glasses - Gifted
Gray Mann might be a heartless villain. But he DOES make some sweet sunglasses. Hate the player, not the game.
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-28 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
  • Style: Style 1
Fabulous Cuban Bristle Crisis
Level 29 Fabulous Facial Hair - Gifted
Dress up like Cuban celeb Fidel Castro, inventor of the Castromatic, a self-casting fishing pole that swept the nation in the 60s.
  • Tradable After: 2016-07-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 2570
Fancy All-Father
Level 15 Fancy Facial Hair - Gifted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-30 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 495
  • Style: Classic
Fancy Merc's Muffler
Level 26 Fancy Scarf - Gifted
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 441
Dapper Hillbilly Speed-Bump
Limited Level 98 Dapper Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Limited quantity
  • Points Scored: 204
Strange Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Strange Pocket Buddy - Gifted
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH GOD STOP HITTING ME!
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Strange Balloon - Gifted
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-28 07:00:00
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Points Scored: 0
Garish Sole Saviors
Level 47 Garish Boots - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-28 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 114
Strange Modest Pile of Hat
Level 19 Strange Hat - Gifted
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-28 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Polar Pullover
Level 96 Strange Hat - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-28 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 85 Strange Hat - Gifted
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Human Cannonball
Level 88 Strange Hat - Gifted
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-28 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
  • Style: Crash
Strange Deep Cover Operator
Level 81 Strange Hat - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-29 07:00:00
  • Points Scored: 0
Strange Boxcar Bomber
Level 59 Strange Hat - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 0
Ragged Winter Woodsman
Level 46 Ragged Hat - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 15
Strange Coldsnap Cap
Level 31 Strange Hat - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 0
Fancy Flashdance Footies
Level 59 Fancy Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Points Scored: 388
35
Gun Mettle Campaign Coin
Level 1 Australium Tool - Timed Drop
The Gun Mettle Campaign ended on September 30, 2015.

The Gun Mettle Campaign Coin granted access to contracts and tracked stats during the campaign. You could level up the coin by earning Contract Points from completed contracts. The coin would level up at 1000, 2000, and 3000 Contract Points.
  • Campaign Contract Points: 3168
  • Campaign Contract Bonus Points: 368
  • Campaign Contracts Completed: 28
  • Campaign Kills: 681
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Invasion Community Update Coin
Level 26 Wicked Nasty Tool - Timed Drop
The Invasion Community Update ended on November 9, 2015.

Thank you for supporting the Invasion Community Update Team
Grants access to Invasion Community Update case drops through the end of 2015

Stats are tracked until November 9, 2015
  • Kills and Assists during Invasion Event: 664
  • Kills and Assists on 2Fort Invasion: 130
  • Kills and Assists on Probed: 128
  • Kills and Assists on Byre: 4
  • Kills and Assists on Watergate: 119
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Tough Break Campaign Stamp
Level 24 Australium Tool - Timed Drop
The Tough Break Campaign ended on April 4, 2016.

The Tough Break Campaign Stamp granted access to contracts and tracked stats during the campaign. You could level up the stamp by earning Contract Points from completed contracts. The stamp would level up at 1000, 2000, and 3000 Contract Points.
  • Campaign Contract Points: 3265
  • Campaign Contract Bonus Points: 665
  • Campaign Contracts Completed: 26
  • Campaign Kills: 2398
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Soul Gargoyle
Level 58 Delighted Tool - Timed Drop
The Soul Gargoyle grants access to Merasmissions during the Scream Fortress event each year.
You can level up the gargoyle by collecting souls. Souls can be found by killing enemies, completing Merasmissions and finding Soul Gargoyles.
Levels up at 666, 1337, 2000 and then every 2000 Souls.

Provides access to Halloween transmutes where you can transmute 3 items for a non-tradable Halloween item from years past.
A bonus is given for every 10 transmutes.
  • Souls Collected: 7127
  • Merasmissions Completed: 35
  • Halloween Transmutes Performed: 14
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
PASS Time Early Participation Pin
Level 1 Pin - Support Granted
A distinguished service medal provided to the PASS Time beta players.
  • Untradable
Fancy Spellbook
Level 1 Spellbook - Achievement

This is a fine-looking spellbook, full of pages you've collected. But you can never have too much magic...
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Pages of Gratanter: 4
  • Pages of Audere: 3
  • Pages of Congeriae: 6
  • Pages of Veteris: 5
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
Spellbook Magazine
Level 29 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enable picking up and casting spells.
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
11521
The Freedom Staff #11521
Level 25 Staff - Crafted
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
  • Crafted by arrowtotheni
  • Craft number: 11521
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
40
The Dark Falkirk Helm #40
Level 77 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 40
  • Style: Open
Strange Festive Shotgun
Limited Level 60 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2014-12-31 05:51:53
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 3
Strange Panic Attack
Level 48 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • 50% faster reload time
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Fire rate increases as health decreases
  • Hold fire to load up to 4 shells
  • Weapon spread increases as health decreases
  • Kills: 0
texture
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
69
The Viking Braider #69
Level 90 Facial Hair - Crafted
O.G. Vikings know: Braid before blade, son.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 69
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
94
The Atomic Accolade #94
Level 15 Badge - Crafted
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies your bravery in the field of excellence.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 94
Gift
5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Gifted
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Gift from: Jake>>
  • Quantity: 5
Battery Canteens
Level 42 Usable Item - Found in Crate
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy. They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water canteen and are filled with battery acid.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
21
Graybanns #21
Level 88 Glasses - Crafted
Gray Mann might be a heartless villain. But he DOES make some sweet sunglasses. Hate the player, not the game.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 21
  • Style: Style 3
43
The Deep Cover Operator #43
Level 43 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 43
59
The Crown of the Old Kingdom #59
Level 19 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 59
64
The Pocket Raiders #64
Level 62 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 64
  • Style: Lara
58
The Tomb Readers #58
Level 18 Glasses - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 58
47
The Law #47
Level 24 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 47
87
The Bruiser's Bandanna #87
Level 86 Bandana - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 87
  • Style: Original
5543
The Ham Shank #5543
Level 5 Pork Product - Crafted
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
  • Craft number: 5543
82
Antlers #82
Level 36 Cosmetic Item - Crafted
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
  • Craft number: 82
  • Style: Hat
10
The Hardy Laurel #10
Level 30 Hat - Crafted
This bundle of spray painted sticks signified that you were a philosopher king in primitive cultures like Ancient Rome and present-day Canada. (Equips Romevision in Mann vs. Machine mode.)
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 10
66
Tipped Lid #66
Level 86 Hat - Crafted
Tipped to the jauntiest of angles. Helps the noblest of causes. (99 percent of community revenue goes to One Step Camp, a camp program for kids with cancer.)
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 66
52
The Merc's Mohawk #52
Level 23 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 52
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos - Steam Purchase
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor - Steam Purchase
Genuine Croft's Crest
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering, weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
25
Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor - Steam Purchase
  • Quantity: 25
Genuine Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon - CD Key
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Genuine Marxman
Level 1 Glasses - Steam Purchase
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
  • Style: Yes, Cigar
Genuine Triad Trinket
Level 1 Necklace - Steam Purchase
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home."
  • Style: Bear
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Steam Purchase
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge - Steam Purchase
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group. Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
35
The Eye-Catcher #35
Level 28 Eye Patch - Crafted
  • Craft number: 35
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and air-mailed straight out of hell.
  • Style: No Hat
Genuine That '70s Chapeau
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Limited Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.

NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
  • Limited quantity
  • Style: Aperture Logo
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat - CD Key
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
  • Style: Normal
Genuine Human Cannonball
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
  • Style: Burn
Genuine TF2VRH
Limited Level 14 Headset - CD Key
So long, squares! Take a hike, triangles! Introducing the Team Fortress 2 Very Rectangular Headset, which brings hundreds of decades of rectangle research and technology to the absolute forefront of your face.
  • Limited quantity
  • Untradable
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Spirit Animal - Steam Purchase
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Genuine Buck Turner All-Stars
Level 1 Shoes - Steam Purchase
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes. Both his feet were later amputated.
36
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
From another era.
  • Untradable
2762
The MK 50 #2762
Level 22 Helmet - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Crafter [3T]
  • Craft number: 2762
Bill's Hat
Limited Level 10 Veteran's Beret - Timed Drop
Left 4 You.
  • Limited quantity
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Kiss King
Level 98 Hat - Found in Crate
7182
The Vigilant Pin #7182
Level 13 Badge - Crafted
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 7182
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Muskelmannbraun
12994
The Company Man #12994
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 12994
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Cheater's Lament
Limited Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility - Timed Drop
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded.
  • Limited quantity
  • Style: No Hat
  • Untradable
Gift
Voodoo Juju
Limited Level 31 Hat - Crafted
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
  • Gift from: Maxshot44kk
  • This is a special Halloween 2010 item
  • Limited quantity
  • Untradable
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat - Found in Crate
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
The Virtual Viewfinder
Level 32 Headset - Found in Crate
Get a migraine for charity. (99 percent of community revenue goes to fund SpecialEffect, a charity working to help disabled players get back into the game.)
Neckwear Headwear
Level 31 Hat - Found in Crate
4260
The Hitt Mann Badge #4260
Level 48 Badge - Crafted
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 4260
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
  • Style: Ghastlier
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Galvanized Gibus
Level 64 Hat - Found in Crate
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated areas.
15453
The Reindoonicorn #15453
Level 20 Balloon - Crafted
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 15453
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Ebenezer
Limited Level 30 Hat - Third-Party Promotion
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by Steam User Jacen.
  • Limited quantity
18893
The Mark of the Saint #18893
Level 20 Badge - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 18893
27295
The Killer Exclusive #27295
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Break news, spirits and heads.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 27295
16944
The Doublecross-Comm #16944
Level 47 Facial Hair - Crafted
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you will never not be aware of them.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 16944
9837
The All-Father #9837
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Craft number: 9837
  • Style: Classic
Painted with Ye Olde Rustic Colour
12443
The Fortune Hunter #12443
Level 86 Cosmetic Axe - Crafted
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 12443
6553
The Brown Bomber #6553
Level 87 Hat - Crafted
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6553
  • Style: Hunter
6736
The Macho Mann #6736
Level 22 Glasses - Crafted
Sometimes it really does take a village, people.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 6736
7738
Pocket Medic #7738
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
Keep little healing man close.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 7738
4901
Photo Badge #4901
Level 20 Badge - Crafted
Discourage identity theft.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Craft number: 4901
26305
The Merc Medal #26305
Level 20 Badge - Crafted
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other when one of them does a great job.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 26305
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
11490
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer #11490
Level 15 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH GOD STOP HITTING ME!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 11490
4974
The Cockfighter #4974
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 4974
  • Style: Max
Summer Hat
Limited Level 10 Hat - Purchased
E hele mākou i kahakai.
  • Limited quantity
  • Style: Carefree Summer Nap
  • Uncraftable
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 5 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
13081
The Crafty Hair #13081
Level 98 Hair - Crafted
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 13081
  • Style: Yellow
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Soldier of Fortune
Level 10 Badge - Timed Drop
Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do it better.
  • Hire Date: 2008-05-05 00:53:20
  • Untradable
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 35 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 126 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 19 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 6 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 49 Hat - Crafted
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 34 Hat - Crafted
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 91 Hat - Found in Crate
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett Packard.
37
2357
The Heroic Companion Badge #2357
Level 20 Badge - Crafted
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally they let you hang out with them.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 2357
  • Style: Russian
5714
The Whale Bone Charm #5714
Level 20 Badge - Crafted
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5714
5093
The Deus Specs #5093
Level 10 Glasses - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 5093
The Warsworn Helmet
Level 71 Hat - Crafted
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible things for money.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
Duck Journal
Level 5 Journal - Purchased
Equip in the ActionSlot to increase duck drops.
Use Duck Tokens to increase power level.
Higher levels give increased duck drops.
  • Duck XP Level : 0
  • Duck Power : 5 / 5
  • Duckstreaks Active
  • Style: None
  • Uncraftable
Operation Two Cities Badge
Level 135 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Two Cities is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Power Up Canteen
Level 3 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
3447
Smissmas Wreath #3447
Level 85 Pin - Crafted
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous berries pinned to your chest.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 3447
25
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 33 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Witnessed the 2012 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
4557
The Deadliest Duckling #4557
Level 21 Duck - Crafted
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 4557
  • Style: Capone
4673
The Mutton Mann #4673
Level 78 Hair - Crafted
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 4673
3343
The Tuxxy #3343
Level 84 Tuxedo - Crafted
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 3343
Summer Shades
Limited Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Limited quantity
Painted with After Eight
13674
Faerie Solitaire Pin #13674
Level 98 Pin - Crafted
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical beings.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 13674
The Bolgan Family Crest
Level 81 Badge - Crafted
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately involved with a monster cyclops.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
66
The Baronial Badge #66
Level 22 Badge - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 66
Captain Cardbeard Cutthroat
Level 8 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-09-10 07:00:00
9067
The Menpo #9067
Level 100 Mask - Crafted
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 9067
  • Style: Yuurei
14228
Tough Stuff Muffs #14228
Level 89 Hat - Crafted
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death, gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these stylish earmuffs.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 14228
  • Style: Montreal Style
89
The Professor's Pineapple #89
Level 77 Science Project - Crafted
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get super powers if you drink it.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 89
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
71
Hong Kong Cone #71
Level 49 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 71
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat - Store Promotion
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards!
  • Effect: Map Stamps
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
3640
texture
Flair! #3640
Level 20 Flair! - Crafted
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Craft number: 3640
Enchantment: Eternaween
Level 5 Server Enchantment - Timed Drop
This server-wide enchantment can be used to enable Halloween/Full Moon items on a registered server for two hours.

Casting this enchantment will open a vote to gather consent from the other players on the
server. This item will be consumed when the server enchantment ends.
  • Tradable After: 2015-03-01 20:23:44
Tux
Limited Level 25 Mascot - Timed Drop
Linux represent!
  • Limited quantity
  • Style: Normal
  • Untradable
The Wings of Purity
Level 1 Cosmetic Item - Trade-Up
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Enchantment: Eternaween
Level 5 Server Enchantment - Timed Drop
This server-wide enchantment can be used to enable Halloween/Full Moon items on a registered server for two hours.

Casting this enchantment will open a vote to gather consent from the other players on the
server. This item will be consumed when the server enchantment ends.
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
  • Killed Merasmus at level 4
  • Untradable
19245
Awesomenauts Badge #19245
Level 11 Badge - Crafted
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group. Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
  • Crafted by Master Blaster [3T]
  • Craft number: 19245
Competitive Matchmaking Beta Invite
Level 1 Pass - Timed Drop
This item is no longer usable. It was previously an invite for the 2016 Competitive Mode Beta. The beta is now over.
  • Untradable
Backpack Expander
Level 58 Tool - Gifted
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
  • Untradable
Backpack Expander
Level 57 Tool - Gifted
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
  • Untradable
Competitive Matchmaking Beta Invite
Level 1 Pass - Timed Drop
This item is no longer usable. It was previously an invite for the 2016 Competitive Mode Beta. The beta is now over.
  • Untradable
Gift
Competitive Matchmaking Beta Pass
Level 1 Pass - Gifted
A memento of your participation in the 2016 Competitive Mode Beta. Thank you for your help!
  • Gift from: ❤ kaykay
  • Untradable
Competitive Matchmaking Beta Invite
Level 1 Pass - Timed Drop
This item is no longer usable. It was previously an invite for the 2016 Competitive Mode Beta. The beta is now over.
  • Untradable
38
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat - Trade-Up
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Achievement
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
He had one all along...
  • Untradable
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat - Halloween Drop
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat - Halloween Drop
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat - Halloween Drop
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
  • Untradable
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
  • Untradable
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Haunted Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon - Found in Crate
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights activists get wind of this and shut it down.
  • Style: Haunting
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost - Found in Crate
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Found in Crate
  • Style: Scout
Haunted Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 72 Lantern - Found in Crate
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted. Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern tackles the other.
Haunted Tuque or Treat
Level 32 Hat - Found in Crate
Haunted Executioner
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret word is "Freedom".)
Haunted Crone's Dome
Level 66 Hat - Found in Crate
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
Haunted Sackcloth Spook
Level 9 Spooky Companion - Found in Crate
Haunted Candleer
Level 42 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted One-Way Ticket
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Haunted Manneater
Level 57 Hat - Found in Crate
Haunted Beacon from Beyond
Level 68 Spooky Companion - Found in Crate
Haunted Ethereal Hood
Level 100 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Accursed Apparition
Level 12 Spooky Companion - Found in Crate
Haunted Haunted Hat
Level 1 Hat - Found in Crate
Haunted Baphomet Trotters
Level 63 Hooves - Found in Crate
Haunted Guano
Level 13 Spooky Companion - Found in Crate
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 54 Bones - Found in Crate
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
Haunted Quoth
Level 13 Spooky Companion - Found in Crate
Haunted Birdie Bonnet
Level 45 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Unidentified Following Object
Level 24 Spooky Companion - Found in Crate
Haunted Pocket Horsemann
Level 38 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
Haunted Pin Pals
Level 32 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Dark Helm
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
Haunted Hooded Haunter
Level 89 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Li'l Dutchman
Level 80 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Kritz or Treat Canteen
Level 25 Strange Usable Item - Gifted
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Power Up Canteens Used: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
Haunted Ghost of Spies Checked Past
Level 2 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
The Creature From The Heap
Level 40 Backpack - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Accursed Apparition
Level 67 Spooky Companion - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Space Bracers
Level 19 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Maniac's Manacles
Level 4 Gloves - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The One-Way Ticket
Level 45 Hat - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Mann-Bird of Aberdeen
Level 2 Bird Head - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Second Opinion
Level 22 Mask - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Hardium Helm
Level 47 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Hallowed Headcase
Level 56 Mask - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Haunted Snaggletoothed Stetson
Level 64 Hat - Found in Crate
The Hyperbaric Bowler
Level 61 Hat - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
Medimedes
Level 100 Bird Head - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
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Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: Skullcracker
Level 100 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Unusual Taunt: Second Rate Sorcery
Level 17 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Taunt
  • Tradable After: 2017-02-26 08:00:00
  • Effect: Screaming Tiger
Taunt: Battin' a Thousand
Level 100 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Scout Taunt
Taunt: The Fubar Fanfare
Level 33 Special Taunt - Purchased
Soldier Taunt
"Freedom isn't free, maggots! Guess the price! Wrong! That is too high! Freedom is NOT that expensive!"
Taunt: Spent Well Spirits
Level 65 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Demoman Taunt
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Taunt: Rancho Relaxo
Level 29 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Engineer Taunt
Unusual Taunt: Bad Pipes
Level 24 Special Taunt - Purchased
Demoman Taunt
  • Tradable After: 2017-02-20 08:00:00
  • Effect: Fountain of Delight
Taunt: Burstchester
Level 65 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-03-05 08:00:00
Unusual Taunt: Flippin' Awesome
Level 87 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-19 08:00:00
  • Effect: Infernal Smoke
Unusual Taunt: The Boston Breakdance
Level 90 Special Taunt - Purchased
Scout Taunt
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-24 08:00:00
  • Effect: Infernal Flames
Unusual Taunt: Buy A Life
Level 29 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Spy Taunt
  • Tradable After: 2017-02-26 08:00:00
  • Effect: Screaming Tiger
Unusual Taunt: Soldier's Requiem
Level 53 Special Taunt - Purchased
Soldier Taunt
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-04 07:00:00
  • Effect: Infernal Flames
Taunt: The Proletariat Posedown
Level 80 Special Taunt - Purchased
Heavy Taunt
Unusual Taunt: Party Trick
Level 28 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Pyro Taunt
  • Tradable After: 2017-02-18 08:00:00
  • Effect: Fountain of Delight
Unusual Taunt: Results Are In
Level 92 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Medic Taunt
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-07 08:00:00
  • Effect: Hellish Inferno
Unusual Taunt: Oblooterated
Level 88 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Demoman Taunt
  • Tradable After: 2017-02-26 08:00:00
  • Effect: Fountain of Delight
Unusual Taunt: Conga
Level 61 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
All Class Group Taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga
  • Tradable After: 2017-03-03 08:00:00
  • Effect: Holy Grail
Unusual Taunt: Kazotsky Kick
Level 22 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Party it up with this Eastern European inspired dance
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use Forward and Back keys to move
and the Strafe keys to rotate as you dance
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-01 07:00:00
  • Effect: Infernal Flames
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Unusual Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2017-01-12 08:00:00
  • Effect: Hot
  • Festivized
Unusual Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2017-01-12 08:00:00
  • Effect: Hot
  • Festivized
Unusual Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Direct damage reduces Medi Gun healing and resist shield effects by 25%.
Alt-Fire: Release a blast of air that pushes enemies and projectiles and extinguish allies that are on fire.
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • Tradable After: 2017-01-12 08:00:00
  • Effect: Energy Orb
  • Festivized
Unusual Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Sheen: 4.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-16 08:00:00
  • Effect: Isotope
  • Festivized
Unusual Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-01-15 08:00:00
  • Effect: Cool
  • Festivized
Unusual Minigun
Level 1 Minigun - Found in Crate
  • Killstreaker: 2005.0
  • Sheen: 2.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Effect: Cool
  • Festivized
Named
Hot to Trot; Slicker than Grease
Level 1 Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-01-12 08:00:00
  • Effect: Hot
  • Festivized
Unusual SMG
Level 1 SMG - Found in Crate
  • Team Colored Decorated Weapon
  • Tradable After: 2015-10-05 07:00:00
  • Effect: Cool
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Unusual Revolver
Level 1 Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2016-05-20 07:00:00
  • Effect: Hot
Unusual Pistol
Level 1 Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-01-14 08:00:00
  • Effect: Isotope
  • Festivized
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
NamedDescribed
Cone of Lo Pan
Level 18 Hat - Gifted
It's all in the reflexes
  • Effect: Tesla Coil
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Unusual Prehistoric Pullover
Level 92 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-02-13 08:00:00
  • Effect: Ancient Eldritch
Unusual Tipped Lid
Level 78 Hat - Gifted
Tipped to the jauntiest of angles. Helps the noblest of causes. (99 percent of community revenue goes to One Step Camp, a camp program for kids with cancer.)
  • Tradable After: 2016-10-28 07:00:00
  • Effect: Starstorm Slumber
Unusual Coldsnap Cap
Level 95 Hat - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-07-16 07:00:00
  • Effect: Steaming
Unusual Phononaut
Level 45 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Effect: Subatomic
Unusual Toadstool Topper
Level 86 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-03-04 08:00:00
  • Effect: Neutron Star
Named
Raising Hell
Level 36 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Effect: It's a puzzle to me
Unusual Lucky Shot
Level 57 Hat - Found in Crate
Let's see you do that again, Private.
  • Effect: Aces High
Unusual Soldier's Stash
Limited Level 47 Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or gambling.
  • Effect: Smoking
  • Limited quantity
Unusual Blast Defense
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2017-05-22 07:00:00
  • Effect: Disco Beat Down
NamedDescribed
BEAMS BICORNE
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
DARK IS NOT THE OPPOSITE OF LIGHT; IT'S THE ABSENCE OF LIGHT
  • Effect: Sunbeams
Painted with After Eight
Unusual Bomb Beanie
Level 58 Hat - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-12-28 08:00:00
  • Effect: Circling Heart
Painted with Australium Gold
Unusual Neptune's Nightmare
Level 28 Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-23 08:00:00
  • Effect: It's a mystery to everyone
Unusual Bunsen Brave
Level 38 Hat - Found in Crate
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame temperature of 3100 °C.
  • Effect: Arcana
Painted with A Mann's Mint
Unusual Titanium Tyrolean
Level 61 Hat - Found in Crate
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss pavilion at Epcot Center.
  • Effect: Time Warp
Unusual Berlin Brain Bowl
Level 14 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-06-09 07:00:00
  • Effect: Purple Confetti
Unusual Trencher's Topper
Level 31 Odious Hat - Found in Crate
  • Effect: Phosphorous
  • Points Scored: 77
  • Freezecam Taunt Appearances: 0
  • Assists: 27
  • Style: Style 1
Unusual Smokey Sombrero
Level 32 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Effect: Ether Trail
Described
Unusual Big Topper
Level 72 Hat - Found in Crate
Don't you see their bodies burning? Desolate and full of yearning
  • Tradable After: 2017-03-04 08:00:00
  • Effect: Tesla Coil
Unusual Bonk Boy
Level 78 Odious Hat - Found in Crate
  • Effect: Eerie Orbiting Fire
  • Points Scored: 93
  • Style: Tuned In