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Fancy Spellbook
Level 1 Spellbook - Achievement

This is a fine-looking spellbook, full of pages you've collected. But you can never have too much magic...
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Pages of Tumidum: 1
  • Pages of Gratanter: 12
  • Pages of Audere: 2
  • Pages of Congeriae: 10
  • Pages of Veteris: 2
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
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The Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: Conga
Level 100 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
All Class Group Taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga
Taunt: Rock, Paper, Scissors
Level 75 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Opposing teams will face off to the death.
Taunt: Square Dance
Level 8 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Taunt: Rancho Relaxo
Level 41 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Engineer Taunt
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
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The Necro Smasher
Level 50 Hammer - Achievement
  • Untradable
Mildly Menacing Pomson 6000
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses up to 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses up to 20% cloak
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Kills: 54
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses up to 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses up to 20% cloak
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Purchased
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses up to 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses up to 20% cloak
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Uncraftable
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses up to 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses up to 20% cloak
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Timed Drop
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Timed Drop
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Scarcely Lethal Festive Wrangler
Limited Level 85 Scarcely Lethal Laser Pointer - Found in Crate
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
  • Limited quantity
  • Wrangled Sentry Kills: 31
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Face-Melting Construction PDA
Level 1 Face-Melting PDA - Found in Crate
  • Sentry Kills: 1145
  • Health Dispensed to Allies: 541572
  • Allies Teleported: 6372
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The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Untradable
Spectacularly Lethal Pistol
Level 1 Spectacularly Lethal Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 314
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
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The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: -10 ammo per attack and -5 ammo per projectile destroyed
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -5 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: -10 ammo per attack and -5 ammo per projectile destroyed
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -5 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: -10 ammo per attack and -5 ammo per projectile destroyed
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -5 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • Sentry build speed increased by 150%
  • Third successful punch in a row always crits.
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a Mini-Sentry
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Scarcely Lethal Widowmaker
Level 5 Scarcely Lethal Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • 10% increased damage to your sentry's target
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
  • Kills: 28
Scarcely Lethal Frontier Justice
Level 5 Scarcely Lethal Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Gain 2 revenge crits for each sentry kill and
    1 for each sentry assist when your sentry is destroyed.
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Revenge crits are lost on death
  • Kills: 44
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Gain 2 revenge crits for each sentry kill and
    1 for each sentry assist when your sentry is destroyed.
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Revenge crits are lost on death
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Gain 2 revenge crits for each sentry kill and
    1 for each sentry assist when your sentry is destroyed.
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Revenge crits are lost on death
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Gain 2 revenge crits for each sentry kill and
    1 for each sentry assist when your sentry is destroyed.
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Revenge crits are lost on death
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Festive Frontier Justice
Limited Level 5 Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Gain 2 revenge crits for each sentry kill and
    1 for each sentry assist when your sentry is destroyed.
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Revenge crits are lost on death
  • Limited quantity
The Panic Attack
Level 76 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 50% faster reload time
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Fire rate increases as health decreases
  • Hold fire to load up to 4 shells
  • Weapon spread increases as health decreases
Gore-Spattered Shotgun
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 479
Strange Rescue Ranger
Level 98 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Alt-Fire: Use 100 metal to pick up your targeted building from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death when hauling buildings
  • Kills: 9
The Rescue Ranger
Level 1 Shotgun - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Alt-Fire: Use 100 metal to pick up your targeted building from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death when hauling buildings
The Rescue Ranger
Level 42 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Use 100 metal to pick up your targeted building from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death when hauling buildings
The Rescue Ranger
Level 42 Shotgun - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Alt-Fire: Use 100 metal to pick up your targeted building from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death when hauling buildings
The Rescue Ranger
Level 100 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Use 100 metal to pick up your targeted building from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death when hauling buildings
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Wicked Nasty Jag
Level 15 Wicked Nasty Wrench - Found in Crate
  • +15% faster firing speed
  • Construction hit speed boost increased by 30%
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 20% slower repair rate
  • -33% damage penalty vs buildings
  • Sentry Kills: 613
  • Kills: 48
  • Sappers Removed: 160
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • +15% faster firing speed
  • Construction hit speed boost increased by 30%
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 20% slower repair rate
  • -33% damage penalty vs buildings
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • +15% faster firing speed
  • Construction hit speed boost increased by 30%
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 20% slower repair rate
  • -33% damage penalty vs buildings
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • +15% faster firing speed
  • Construction hit speed boost increased by 30%
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 20% slower repair rate
  • -33% damage penalty vs buildings
Strange Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Strange Wrench - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 6
  • Sentry Kills: 33
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Wrench
Level 1 Strange Wrench - Found in Crate
Upgrades, repairs and speeds up construction of friendly buildings on hit
  • Sentry Kills: 0
  • Kills: 0
  • Robot Spies Destroyed: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Scarcely Lethal Blood Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
Upgrades, repairs and speeds up construction of friendly buildings on hit
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Sentry Kills: 38
  • Kills: 2
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter
  • -50% metal cost when constructing or upgrading teleporters
  • Construction hit speed boost decreased by 50%
  • 20% less metal from pickups and dispensers
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter
  • -50% metal cost when constructing or upgrading teleporters
  • Construction hit speed boost decreased by 50%
  • 20% less metal from pickups and dispensers
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The Spooky Sleeves
Level 25 Apparel - Halloween Drop
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
  • Uncraftable
Insulated Inventor
Level 92 Coat - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
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Holstered Heaters
Limited Level 86 Cosmetic Item - Found in Crate
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Tradable After: 2014-12-30 06:59:08
  • Limited quantity
The Beep Man
Level 98 Cosmetic Item - Gifted
The Iron Fist
Level 20 Cosmetic Item - Gifted
Haunted Grease Monkey
Level 21 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
The Buzz Killer
Level 57 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
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The All-Father #13586
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Craft number: 13586
  • Style: Classic
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Unusual Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 54 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not go unwarranted.
  • Effect: Kill-a-Watt
  • Style: Without Helmet
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The Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 1 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not go unwarranted.
  • Style: With Helmet
The Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 69 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not go unwarranted.
  • Style: With Helmet
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The Cuban Bristle Crisis #9430
Level 86 Facial Hair - Crafted
Dress up like Cuban celeb Fidel Castro, inventor of the Castromatic, a self-casting fishing pole that swept the nation in the 60s.
  • Crafted by tambourines & elephants
  • Craft number: 9430
3448
The Gold Digger #3448
Level 63 Facial Hair - Crafted
Dag nab it before it's all sold out!
  • Craft number: 3448
6802
The Grizzled Growth #6802
Level 46 Facial Hair - Crafted
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near. Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
  • Crafted by tambourines & elephants
  • Craft number: 6802
19900
The Grizzled Growth #19900
Level 68 Facial Hair - Crafted
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near. Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
  • Crafted by Cunty Manuevers
  • Craft number: 19900
Posh Scotch Saver
Level 11 Posh Facial Hair - Found in Crate
  • Points Scored: 1819
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Macho Mann
Level 1 Glasses - Purchased
Sometimes it really does take a village, people.
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The Wilson Weave #340
Level 69 Hair - Crafted
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
  • Craft number: 340
  • Style: No Hat
The Wilson Weave
Level 78 Hair - Purchased
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
  • Style: No Hat
Painted with Dark Salmon Injustice
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Style: Yellow
Painted with Pink as Hell
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Style: Yellow
Painted with Indubitably Green
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The Crafty Hair #12483
Level 30 Hair - Crafted
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Crafted by tambourines & elephants
  • Craft number: 12483
  • Style: Yellow
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The Crafty Hair #8896
Level 53 Hair - Crafted
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Craft number: 8896
  • Style: Brown
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
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22687
The Crafty Hair #22687
Level 96 Hair - Crafted
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Craft number: 22687
  • Style: Yellow
Unusual Big Country
Level 49 Hat - Found in Crate
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
  • Effect: Steaming
  • Style: Brooks
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Strange Texas Ten Gallon
Level 44 Strange Hat - Found in Crate
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
  • Points Scored: 0
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 1 Hat - Timed Drop
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 7 Hat - Found in Crate
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
The Tin-1000
Level 100 Hat - MvM Badge completion reward
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red, robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Safe'n'Sound
Level 37 Hat - Crafted
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!
  • Crafted by John Marshton
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Haunted Snaggletoothed Stetson
Level 84 Hat - Found in Crate
Master Mind
Level 26 Hat - Halloween Drop
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that capitalizes on both.
  • Uncraftable
Master Mind
Level 30 Hat - Halloween Drop
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that capitalizes on both.
  • Uncraftable
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The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Painted with Drably Olive
The Barnstormer
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
  • Style: Bugscreen Down
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2061
Ein #2061
Level 89 Mascot - Crafted
  • Crafted by DinkyNicky
  • Craft number: 2061
Strange Hillbilly Speed-Bump
Limited Level 63 Strange Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Limited quantity
  • Points Scored: 0
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 1 Pocket Buddy - Crafted
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
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24361
Prairie Heel Biters #24361
Level 15 Spurs - Crafted
  • Craft number: 24361
Painted with Mann Co. Orange
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots - Purchased
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
  • Uncraftable
The Lonesome Loafers
Level 44 Shoes - Found in Crate
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
800
The Lonesome Loafers #800
Level 85 Shoes - Crafted
  • Crafted by Stanke
  • Craft number: 800