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Fancy Spellbook
Level 1 Spellbook - Achievement

This is a fine-looking spellbook, full of pages you've collected. But you can never have too much magic...
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Pages of Tumidum: 1
  • Pages of Gratanter: 12
  • Pages of Audere: 2
  • Pages of Congeriae: 10
  • Pages of Veteris: 2
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
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The Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: Conga
Level 100 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
All Class Group Taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga
Taunt: Flippin' Awesome
Level 100 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Taunt: Rock, Paper, Scissors
Level 75 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Opposing teams will face off to the death.
Taunt: Square Dance
Level 8 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
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Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Strange Amputator
Level 15 Strange Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +3 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • Alt-Fire: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
  • -20% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
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The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +3 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • Alt-Fire: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
  • -20% damage penalty
Uncharitable Ubersaw
Level 10 Uncharitable Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 121
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Achievement
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Untradable
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
Strange Bonesaw
Level 1 Strange Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Festive Bonesaw
Limited Level 99 Strange Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-08 04:13:10
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 0
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Timed Drop
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
  • 10% slower firing speed
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Timed Drop
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
  • 10% slower firing speed
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Timed Drop
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deals damage
based on distance traveled
This weapon will reload automatically when not active
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
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The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
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The Necro Smasher
Level 50 Hammer - Achievement
  • Untradable
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Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
Decorated Weapon Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun - Quest Drop
  • Team Colored Decorated Weapon
Decorated Weapon Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun - Quest Drop
  • Team Colored Decorated Weapon
Scarcely Lethal Medi Gun
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 40
  • Kill Assists: 147
  • Allied Healing Done: 27057
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Uncharitable Quick-Fix
Level 8 Uncharitable Medi Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +10% ÜberCharge rate
  • 50% max overheal
  • Ubers: 118
  • Kill Assists: 196
  • Allied Healing Done: 16042
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +10% ÜberCharge rate
  • 50% max overheal
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +10% ÜberCharge rate
  • 50% max overheal
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +10% ÜberCharge rate
  • 50% max overheal
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +10% ÜberCharge rate
  • 50% max overheal
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator - MvM Badge completion reward
ÜberCharge provides a 2.5 second resistance bubble that blocks 75% base damage and 100% crit damage of the selected type to the Medic and Patient.
  • +67% ÜberCharge rate
  • Press your reload key to cycle through resist types.
    While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
  • -66% Overheal build rate.
  • -33% ÜberCharge rate on Overhealed patients
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Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
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78645
The Conscientious Objector #78645
Level 25 Sign - Crafted
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Craft number: 78645
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Halloween Drop
  • Style: Universal
  • Uncraftable
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Timed Drop
  • Style: Soldier
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Timed Drop
  • Style: Universal
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The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Timed Drop
  • Style: Universal
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Timed Drop
  • Style: Scout
37032
The Freedom Staff #37032
Level 25 Staff - Crafted
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
  • Craft number: 37032
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Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Gain up to +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • On Hit: Gain up to +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Unremarkable Syringe Gun
Level 1 Unremarkable Syringe Gun - Traded
  • Kills: 18
Strange Overdose
Level 5 Strange Syringe Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +20%
  • -15% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
Mildly Menacing Overdose
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Syringe Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +20%
  • -15% damage penalty
  • Kills: 67
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +20%
  • -15% damage penalty
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 99 Apparel - Found in Crate
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing outfit!
The Exorcizor
Level 42 Apparel - Timed Drop
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing outfit!
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The Smock Surgeon
Level 56 Apron - Found in Crate
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The Heat of Winter #42
Level 80 Coat - Crafted
  • Crafted by tambourines & elephants
  • Craft number: 42
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The Herzensbrecher
Level 18 Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Hundkopf
Level 97 Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Kriegsmaschine-9000
Level 47 Cosmetic Item - Quest Drop
  • Untradable
The Templar's Spirit
Level 77 Cosmetic Item - Gifted
Haunted Das Blutliebhaber
Level 13 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Vicar's Vestments
Level 29 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
The Shaman's Skull
Level 11 Costume Piece - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
13586
The All-Father #13586
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Craft number: 13586
  • Style: Classic
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
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The Macho Mann
Level 1 Glasses - Purchased
Sometimes it really does take a village, people.
Das Gutenkutteharen
Level 77 Hair - Timed Drop
"The hairs on your head-skin are physically attractive. Now we should have love relations." (Description translated from German.)
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The Wilson Weave #340
Level 69 Hair - Crafted
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
  • Craft number: 340
  • Style: No Hat
The Wilson Weave
Level 78 Hair - Purchased
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
  • Style: No Hat
Painted with Dark Salmon Injustice
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Style: Yellow
Painted with Pink as Hell
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Style: Yellow
Painted with Indubitably Green
12483
The Crafty Hair #12483
Level 30 Hair - Crafted
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Crafted by tambourines & elephants
  • Craft number: 12483
  • Style: Yellow
8896
The Crafty Hair #8896
Level 53 Hair - Crafted
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Craft number: 8896
  • Style: Brown
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
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22687
The Crafty Hair #22687
Level 96 Hair - Crafted
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Craft number: 22687
  • Style: Yellow
Blighted Beak
Level 65 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by tambourines & elephants
  • Style: Yersinia Pestis
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German Gonzila
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
Haunted Trepanabotomizer
Level 31 Hat - Found in Crate
Baron von Havenaplane
Level 82 Hat - Found in Crate
"Are you a plane-driver? I cannot tell because of your hat-disguise." (Description translated from German.)
Painted with Dark Salmon Injustice
Prussian Pickelhaube
Limited Level 25 Hat - Timed Drop
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
  • Limited quantity
Unusual Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 36 Hat - Found in Crate
We can't pronounce it either.
  • Effect: Steaming
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Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 74 Hat - Found in Crate
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished bonesaw.
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
The Geisha Boy
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
  • Crafted by tambourines & elephants
23859
The Planeswalker Helm #23859
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
  • Craft number: 23859
The Vampire Makeover
Level 35 Hat - Gifted
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1303
The Weather Master #1303
Level 28 Hat - Crafted
They called you INSANE when you claimed a helmet with foam clouds and lightning taped to it would give you weather powers! Now you'll show them! You'll show them ALL! Moo hoo ha ha ha! (This helmet does not give you weather powers.)
  • Crafted by tambourines & elephants
  • Craft number: 1303
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11069
Fashionable Archimedes #11069
Level 72 Fashionable Mascot - Crafted
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients ever since.
  • Crafted by tambourines & elephants
  • Craft number: 11069
  • Points Scored: 928
24880
Archimedes #24880
Level 43 Mascot - Crafted
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients ever since.
  • Craft number: 24880
Haunted Second Opinion
Level 42 Mask - Found in Crate
24967
Medi-Mask #24967
Level 84 Mask - Crafted
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask, releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So that's interesting.
  • Crafted by ribbard
  • Craft number: 24967
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 99 Mask - Crafted
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
  • Crafted by This Guy
The Steam Pipe
Level 47 Pipe - Found in Crate
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman Dracula glasses!
Pocket Heavy
Limited Level 100 Pocket Buddy - Found in Crate
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Limited quantity
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot - Steam Purchase
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Painted with Pink as Hell
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Das Fantzipantzen
Level 70 Shirt - Found in Crate
"Fancy men are beautiful but weak! You are a strong filthy idiot. Take what is rightfully yours!" (Description translated from German.)
Painted with Team Spirit
Archimedes the Undying
Level 46 Undead Pet - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
17069
Doc's Holiday #17069
Level 25 Apparel - Crafted
Comes in "Fever", "Flu", and "Virus" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
  • Crafted by tambourines & elephants
  • Craft number: 17069
  • Style: Fever
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
  • Style: Epaulettes