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Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Scarcely Lethal Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
  • Banners Deployed: 31
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
Wicked Nasty Festive Buff Banner
Limited Level 5 Wicked Nasty Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • Limited quantity
  • Banners Deployed: 551
The Festive Buff Banner
Limited Level 5 Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • Limited quantity
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Strange Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Strange Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
  • Kills: 0
Strange Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Strange Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
  • Kills: 0
Strange Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Strange Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
  • Kills: 0
Strange Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Strange Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
  • Kills: 0
Strange Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Strange Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
  • Kills: 0
Strange Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Strange Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
  • Kills: 0
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
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The Necro Smasher
Level 50 Hammer - Achievement
  • Untradable
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Purchased
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Uncraftable
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Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Found in Crate
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 54 Parachute - Timed Drop
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 64 Parachute - Crafted
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
  • Crafted by tambourines & elephants
The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 66 Parachute - Timed Drop
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 81 Parachute - MvM Badge completion reward
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 98 Parachute - Timed Drop
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
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The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
Strange Escape Plan
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
  • Kills: 1
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
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Unremarkable Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Unremarkable Riding Crop - Found in Crate
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Kills: 20
  • Teammates Whipped: 3250
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
Strange Beggar's Bazooka
Level 23 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -20% explosion radius
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
  • Kills: 5
  • Robots Destroyed: 2798
  • Giant Robots Destroyed: 158
  • Tanks Destroyed: 22
Gift
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 10 Rocket Launcher - Gifted
  • Gift from: Lenny The Drunken' Demo
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • -20% explosion radius
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-04 17:44:39
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 28 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • -20% explosion radius
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 100 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • -20% explosion radius
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
Named
THE MICHAEL BAY EXPERIENCE
Level 24 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • -20% explosion radius
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
  • Kills: 0
Sufficiently Lethal Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Sufficiently Lethal Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% clip size
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Kills: 194
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Gifted
  • +25% clip size
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Untradable
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% clip size
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • -25% damage penalty
Strange Black Box
Level 5 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Gain up to +20 health per attack
  • -25% clip size
  • Kills: 0
  • Soldiers Killed: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Gain up to +20 health per attack
  • -25% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Gain up to +20 health per attack
  • -25% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - MvM Squad surplus reward
Somewhat Threatening Direct Hit
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • -70% explosion radius
  • Kills: 73
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • -70% explosion radius
The Air Strike
Level 10 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • -15% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • Increased attack speed and smaller blast radius while blast jumping
  • Clip size increased on kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • -10% explosion radius
The Air Strike
Level 53 Rocket Launcher - Gifted
  • -15% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • Increased attack speed and smaller blast radius while blast jumping
  • Clip size increased on kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • -10% explosion radius
  • Untradable
The Air Strike
Level 95 Rocket Launcher - Crafted
  • -15% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • Crafted by tambourines & elephants
  • Increased attack speed and smaller blast radius while blast jumping
  • Clip size increased on kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • -10% explosion radius
Spectacularly Lethal Festive Black Box
Limited Level 97 Spectacularly Lethal Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Gain up to +20 health per attack
  • -25% clip size
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 321
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Decorated Weapon Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-07-16 16:17:51
Decorated Weapon Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-08-05 07:00:00
Decorated Weapon Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Quest Drop
  • Team Colored Decorated Weapon
Decorated Weapon Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Quest Drop
Strange Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
  • Critical Kills: 0
  • Posthumous Kills: 0
  • Buildings Destroyed: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
  • Dominations: 0
  • Demomen Killed: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Positively Inhumane Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Positively Inhumane Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • Kills: 973
  • Gib Kills: 797
  • Buildings Destroyed: 137
  • Kills While Explosive-Jumping: 25
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Positively Inhumane Festive Rocket Launcher
Limited Level 1 Positively Inhumane Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 931
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 145
  • Gib Kills: 782
  • Dominations: 38
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
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The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
Strange Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
  • Kills: 6
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
The Panic Attack
Level 76 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • 50% faster reload time
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Fire rate increases as health decreases
  • Hold fire to load up to 4 shells
  • Weapon spread increases as health decreases
Gore-Spattered Shotgun
Level 1 Gore-Spattered Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 479
Unremarkable Market Gardener
Level 10 Unremarkable Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 23
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Timed Drop
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
Strange Shovel
Level 1 Strange Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1
  • Kills While Explosive-Jumping: 0
78645
The Conscientious Objector #78645
Level 25 Sign - Crafted
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Craft number: 78645
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Halloween Drop
  • Style: Universal
  • Uncraftable
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Timed Drop
  • Style: Soldier
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Timed Drop
  • Style: Universal
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The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Timed Drop
  • Style: Universal
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Timed Drop
  • Style: Scout
Strange Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Strange Katana - Found in Crate
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
  • Kills: 3
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
Gore-Spattered Concheror
Level 5 Gore-Spattered Sashimono - Found in Crate
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
  • +4 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • Banners Deployed: 380
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
  • +4 health regenerated per second on wearer
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - MvM Squad surplus reward
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
  • +4 health regenerated per second on wearer
37032
The Freedom Staff #37032
Level 25 Staff - Crafted
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
  • Craft number: 37032
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Haunted Exorcizor
Level 99 Apparel - Found in Crate
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing outfit!
The Exorcizor
Level 42 Apparel - Timed Drop
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing outfit!
The Killer's Kit
Level 45 Apparel - Found in Crate
  • Style: Style 1
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The Shogun's Shoulder Guard
Level 100 Cosmetic Armor - Found in Crate
"The next time some bleeding heart cries on your shoulder about the state of the environment, he can slam his tear ducts into the Shogun. This shoulder is CLOSED!"
Haunted Freedom Feathers
Level 68 Bird Head - Found in Crate
22624
The Ornament Armament #22624
Level 20 Decorative Bombs - Crafted
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
  • Crafted by tambourines & elephants
  • Craft number: 22624
Crushingly Crushing Mantreads
Level 10 Crushingly Crushing Boots - Found in Crate
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
  • Opponents Flattened: 9
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 63 Cigar - Found in Crate
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug. Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something in your mouth that is on fire.
Soldier's Stogie
Level 87 Cigar - Timed Drop
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
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The Hornblower #91
Level 69 Coat - Crafted
"This uniform was worn by Horatio Nelson during the Napoleonic Wars! If you sunk his ship he would swim at you with a cannon on his back! If he ran out of cannonballs he would fire himself at your hull! That is how bad he wanted to beat the French!"
  • Crafted by tambourines & elephants
  • Craft number: 91
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Haunted Supernatural Stalker
Level 40 Strange Cosmetic Item - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Haunted Space Bracers
Level 31 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Jupiter Jumpers
Level 97 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Hardium Helm
Level 61 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Haunted Pin Pals
Level 2 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
13586
The All-Father #13586
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Craft number: 13586
  • Style: Classic
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
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Mistaken Movember
Level 29 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Tradable After: 2014-12-30 06:59:08
Mistaken Movember
Level 58 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
9430
The Cuban Bristle Crisis #9430
Level 86 Facial Hair - Crafted
Dress up like Cuban celeb Fidel Castro, inventor of the Castromatic, a self-casting fishing pole that swept the nation in the 60s.
  • Crafted by tambourines & elephants
  • Craft number: 9430
Sharp Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 65 Sharp Facial Hair - Timed Drop
  • Points Scored: 337
  • Style: Helmet
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
The Lone Survivor
Limited Level 1 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Limited quantity
The Lone Survivor
Limited Level 60 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Limited quantity
The Lone Survivor
Limited Level 88 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Limited quantity
The Lone Survivor
Limited Level 97 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Limited quantity
The Macho Mann
Level 1 Glasses - Purchased
Sometimes it really does take a village, people.
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Style: Yellow
Painted with Pink as Hell
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Style: Yellow
Painted with Indubitably Green
12483
The Crafty Hair #12483
Level 30 Hair - Crafted
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Crafted by tambourines & elephants
  • Craft number: 12483
  • Style: Yellow
8896
The Crafty Hair #8896
Level 53 Hair - Crafted
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Craft number: 8896
  • Style: Brown
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
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22687
The Crafty Hair #22687
Level 96 Hair - Crafted
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Craft number: 22687
  • Style: Yellow
Unusual Armored Authority
Level 90 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Effect: Steaming
The Cloud Crasher
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
This paratrooper's helmet keeps your head safe while you jump out of planes. Show those birds who's boss! Teach some fluffy little clouds what they'll get if you ever catch them around your sky again!
Painted with Muskelmannbraun
The Cloud Crasher
Level 56 Hat - Found in Crate
This paratrooper's helmet keeps your head safe while you jump out of planes. Show those birds who's boss! Teach some fluffy little clouds what they'll get if you ever catch them around your sky again!
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
Condor Cap
Level 24 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
  • Tradable After: 2014-12-30 06:59:08
Condor Cap
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
  • Early Supporter of End of the Line Community Update
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7490
The Chief Constable #7490
Level 61 Hat - Crafted
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
  • Craft number: 7490
Painted with Muskelmannbraun
Honcho's Headgear
Level 70 Hat - Timed Drop
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
61
The Caribbean Conqueror #61
Level 19 Hat - Crafted
"You! Stop jibbing that mainsail and give me twenty! You up in the crow's nest! Drop that telescope and get on your face! Everybody on this ship start doing push-ups!"
  • Crafted by tambourines & elephants
  • Craft number: 61
21
The Valley Forge #21
Level 65 Hat - Crafted
This tricorn is a tribute to our country's greatest President. The tiny medal on it is a tribute to the ribbony children's medal he won for inventing America.
  • Crafted by tambourines & elephants
  • Craft number: 21
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Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 15 Hat - Found in Crate
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and fix your major malfunction!
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
Haunted Hellhunter's Headpiece
Level 85 Strange Hat - Gifted
  • Carnival Kills: 0
  • Carnival Underworld Kills: 0
  • Carnival Games Won: 0
The Hellhunter's Headpiece
Level 52 Hat - Gifted
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Chieftain's Challenge
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 69 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Painted with Drably Olive
Stout Shako
Level 76 Hat - Crafted
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
  • Crafted by PyroProtectMe | Rep.TF
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
Lumbricus Lid
Limited Level 52 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Limited quantity
Haunted Zipperface
Level 67 Hat - Found in Crate
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know, thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an idiot in front of your kids again!
The Zipperface
Level 3 Hat - Halloween Drop
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know, thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an idiot in front of your kids again!
  • Uncraftable
The Zipperface
Level 63 Hat - Halloween Drop
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know, thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an idiot in front of your kids again!
  • Uncraftable
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2622
The Big Daddy #2622
Level 98 Mask - Crafted
Enjoy all of the benefits of being President (leading the free world, joining up with bank-robbing surf-gangs, steep discounts at fast food restaurants) with this tricky Presidential mask.
  • Crafted by tambourines & elephants
  • Craft number: 2622
NamedDescribed
Bender
Level 2 Epic Robot - MvM Squad surplus reward
Bite my shiny metal ass!
  • Points Scored: 5475
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
15236
The Professor's Pineapple #15236
Level 99 Science Project - Crafted
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get super powers if you drink it.
  • Crafted by bunni
  • Craft number: 15236
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Haunted Lieutenant Bites the Dust
Level 53 Undead Pet - Found in Crate
Haunted Lieutenant Bites the Dust
Level 61 Undead Pet - Found in Crate
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots - Purchased
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
  • Uncraftable
18800
The Menpo #18800
Level 36 Mask - Crafted
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
  • Craft number: 18800
  • Style: Youkai