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Duck Journal
Level 5 Journal - Purchased
Equip in the ActionSlot to increase duck drops.
Use Duck Tokens to increase power level.
Higher levels give increased duck drops.
  • Duck XP Level : 28
  • Duck Power : 5 / 5
  • Duckstreaks Active
  • Style: None
  • Uncraftable
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The Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: Conga
Level 100 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
All Class Group Taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga
Taunt: Flippin' Awesome
Level 100 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Taunt: Battin' a Thousand
Level 61 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Scout Taunt
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Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Quest Drop
  • Untradable
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
Strange Atomizer
Level 10 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
  • Kills: 4
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - MvM Squad surplus reward
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
Strange Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • +25% increase in recharge rate
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -65% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
Strange Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • +25% increase in recharge rate
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -65% damage penalty
  • Kills: 4
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • +25% increase in recharge rate
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -65% damage penalty
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • +25% increase in recharge rate
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -65% damage penalty
Unremarkable Boston Basher
Level 25 Unremarkable Bat - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
  • Kills: 18
  • Posthumous Kills: 3
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Strange Candy Cane
Level 25 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Strange Candy Cane
Level 25 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Positively Inhumane Sandman
Level 15 Positively Inhumane Bat - Traded
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • Exorcism
  • -15 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 948
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Somewhat Threatening Bat
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Bat - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 98
Notably Dangerous Festive Bat
Limited Level 1 Notably Dangerous Bat - Found in Crate
  • Exorcism
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 174
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Positively Inhumane Flying Guillotine
Level 8 Positively Inhumane Cleaver - Found in Crate
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 826
  • Posthumous Kills: 19
  • Kills While Low Health: 12
  • Style: Thirsty
The Flying Guillotine
Level 42 Cleaver - Timed Drop
  • Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
    Long distance hits cause mini-crits
  • 100% critical hit vs stunned players
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: Thirsty
Mildly Menacing Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Mildly Menacing Fish - Found in Crate
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
  • Humiliations: 45
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
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The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
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Strange Fan O'War
Level 5 Strange Gunbai - Found in Crate
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are marked for death
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -75% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - MvM Badge completion reward
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are marked for death
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -75% damage penalty
The Necro Smasher
Level 50 Hammer - Achievement
  • Untradable
Server-Clearing Mad Milk
Level 5 Server-Clearing Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
  • Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%
  • Sodden Victims: 3334
  • Allies Extinguished: 234
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - MvM Badge completion reward
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
  • Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%
Gore-Spattered Mutated Milk
Limited Level 79 Gore-Spattered Non-Milk Substance - Gifted
Players heal 60% of the damage done to an enemy covered with milk.

Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'
  • Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%
  • Limited quantity
  • Sodden Victims: 445
Mutated Milk
Limited Level 95 Non-Milk Substance - Gifted
Players heal 60% of the damage done to an enemy covered with milk.

Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'
  • Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%
  • Limited quantity
Scarcely Lethal Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Scarcely Lethal Lunch Box - Found in Crate
Drink to become invulnerable for 8 seconds. Cannot attack during this time
  • Food Items Eaten: 40
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Drink to become invulnerable for 8 seconds. Cannot attack during this time
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Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Drink to become invulnerable for 8 seconds. Cannot attack during this time
Somewhat Threatening Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Lunch Box - Found in Crate
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
You are marked for death afterward for 2 seconds.
  • Food Items Eaten: 97
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
You are marked for death afterward for 2 seconds.
Notably Dangerous Shortstop
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Peppergun - Found in Crate
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!

Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • When weapon is active:
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
  • Kills: 173
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!

Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • When weapon is active:
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!

Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • When weapon is active:
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!

Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • When weapon is active:
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
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The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Untradable
Scarcely Lethal Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Pistol - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • On Hit: Gain up to +5 health
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 43
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Gifted
  • When weapon is active:
  • On Hit: Gain up to +5 health
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Untradable
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • On Hit: Gain up to +5 health
  • Wearer never takes falling damage
  • 25% slower firing speed
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
Spectacularly Lethal Pistol
Level 1 Spectacularly Lethal Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 314
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Winger
Level 15 Strange Pistol - Found in Crate
  • +15% damage bonus
  • +25% greater jump height when active
  • -60% clip size
  • Tradable After: 2015-02-04 16:22:47
  • Kills: 0
Strange Winger
Level 15 Strange Pistol - Found in Crate
  • +15% damage bonus
  • +25% greater jump height when active
  • -60% clip size
  • Kills: 0
Strange Winger
Level 15 Strange Pistol - Found in Crate
  • +15% damage bonus
  • +25% greater jump height when active
  • -60% clip size
  • Kills: 0
Strange Winger
Level 15 Strange Pistol - Found in Crate
  • +15% damage bonus
  • +25% greater jump height when active
  • -60% clip size
  • Kills: 0
Strange Winger
Level 15 Strange Pistol - Found in Crate
  • +15% damage bonus
  • +25% greater jump height when active
  • -60% clip size
  • Kills: 0
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15% damage bonus
  • +25% greater jump height when active
  • -60% clip size
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product - Steam Purchase
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
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The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • +25% fire damage resistance while deployed
  • -25% damage penalty
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Face-Melting Soda Popper
Level 10 Face-Melting Scattergun - Found in Crate
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • On Hit: Builds Hype
  • -66% clip size
  • Kills: 1124
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • On Hit: Builds Hype
  • -66% clip size
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • On Hit: Builds Hype
  • -66% clip size
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Purchased
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • On Hit: Builds Hype
  • -66% clip size
  • Uncraftable
Strange Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Kills: 0
  • Robot Spies Destroyed: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Wicked Nasty Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Wicked Nasty Scattergun - Found in Crate
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Kills: 693
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Back Scatter
Level 48 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • Mini-crits targets when fired at their back from close range
  • -34% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% less accurate
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The Back Scatter #14887
Level 98 Scattergun - Crafted
  • Crafted by tambourines & elephants
  • Craft number: 14887
  • Mini-crits targets when fired at their back from close range
  • -34% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% less accurate
Uncharitable Festive Force-A-Nature
Limited Level 56 Uncharitable Scattergun - Found in Crate
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 122
Sufficiently Lethal Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Sufficiently Lethal Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run speed increased with Boost
  • -34% clip size
  • 10% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost reduced on air jumps
  • Boost reduced when hit
  • Kills: 220
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Builds Boost
    Run speed increased with Boost
  • -34% clip size
  • 10% slower move speed on wearer
  • Boost reduced on air jumps
  • Boost reduced when hit
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Rage-Inducing Scattergun
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1952
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Rage-Inducing Festive Scattergun
Limited Level 1 Rage-Inducing Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Exorcism
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 1653
Face-Melting Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 10 Face-Melting Scattergun - MvM Badge completion reward
  • Exorcism
  • Kills: 1123
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The Conscientious Objector #78645
Level 25 Sign - Crafted
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Craft number: 78645
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The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Halloween Drop
  • Style: Universal
  • Uncraftable
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Timed Drop
  • Style: Soldier
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Timed Drop
  • Style: Universal
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The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Timed Drop
  • Style: Universal
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat - Timed Drop
  • Style: Scout
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The Freedom Staff #37032
Level 25 Staff - Crafted
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
  • Craft number: 37032
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Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword - Crafted
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • Crafted by tambourines & elephants
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
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The Delinquent's Down Vest #34
Level 76 Apparel - Crafted
"Boom! Look how puffy this vest is, dummy! I sent the last one back. Not. Puffy. Enough."
  • Crafted by tambourines & elephants
  • Craft number: 34
Painted with #000000
The Cool Cat Cardigan
Level 100 Apparel - Found in Crate
"Boom! Now I'm in the fifties! I look good in ANY decade!"
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
The Essential Accessories
Limited Level 10 Apparel - Steam Purchase
  • Limited quantity
Painted with After Eight
The Frickin' Sweet Ninja Hood
Level 42 Apparel - Purchased
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The Spooky Sleeves
Level 25 Apparel - Halloween Drop
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
  • Uncraftable
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 99 Futuristic Sound Device - Purchased
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
  • Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
The Long Fall Loafers
Level 48 Boots - Achievement
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.
  • Untradable
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The Crazy Legs
Level 89 Cosmetic Item - Gifted
The Talon Trotters
Level 40 Cosmetic Item - Gifted
Haunted Horrific Head of Hare
Level 8 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
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The Macho Mann
Level 1 Glasses - Purchased
Sometimes it really does take a village, people.
The Digit Divulger
Level 59 Gloves - Found in Crate
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable leather and suede fingerless gloves.
  • Style: Leather Open
Painted with Team Spirit
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Greased Lightning #321
Level 93 Hair - Crafted
"I'm the only one on this team not balding! Damn right I'm gonna make my hair look good!"
  • Crafted by ★ Meanwhile
  • Craft number: 321
  • Style: No Headset
The Pomade Prince
Level 100 Hair - Timed Drop
Thirst Blood
Limited Level 42 Hair - Found in Crate
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Limited quantity
Thirst Blood
Limited Level 87 Hair - Found in Crate
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Limited quantity
Thirst Blood
Limited Level 95 Hair - Found in Crate
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
  • Limited quantity
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The Wilson Weave #340
Level 69 Hair - Crafted
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
  • Craft number: 340
  • Style: No Hat
The Wilson Weave
Level 78 Hair - Purchased
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
  • Style: No Hat
Painted with Dark Salmon Injustice
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Style: Yellow
Painted with Pink as Hell
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair - Steam Purchase
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Style: Yellow
Painted with Indubitably Green
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The Crafty Hair #12483
Level 30 Hair - Crafted
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Crafted by tambourines & elephants
  • Craft number: 12483
  • Style: Yellow
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The Crafty Hair #8896
Level 53 Hair - Crafted
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Craft number: 8896
  • Style: Brown
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
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The Crafty Hair #22687
Level 96 Hair - Crafted
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Craft number: 22687
  • Style: Yellow
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The Bacteria Blocker #341
Level 98 Hat - Crafted
The human face is nature's garbage can. Everything from saliva (make-outs) to grease (engine repair) to clumps of partially chewed beef (eating) to poison (food-tasting for kings) can be found on the average (your) face. Keep it marginally less filthy with the Bacteria Blocker.
  • Crafted by tambourines & elephants
  • Craft number: 341
  • Style: Without Headphones
Painted with Team Spirit
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The Bacteria Blocker #1299
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
The human face is nature's garbage can. Everything from saliva (make-outs) to grease (engine repair) to clumps of partially chewed beef (eating) to poison (food-tasting for kings) can be found on the average (your) face. Keep it marginally less filthy with the Bacteria Blocker.
  • Crafted by tambourines & elephants
  • Craft number: 1299
  • Style: With Headphones
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Flipped Trilby
Level 100 Hat - Timed Drop
The Void Monk Hair
Level 98 Hat - Purchased
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase: effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you handsome devil.
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The Bolt Boy
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on here even we don't know what to make of it.
  • Style: No Hat
Batter's Helmet
Limited Level 29 Hat - Crafted
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of plastic!
  • Limited quantity
  • Style: Hat and Headphones
Batter's Helmet
Limited Level 50 Hat - Purchased
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of plastic!
  • Limited quantity
  • Style: Hat and Headphones
  • Uncraftable
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 100 Hat - Crafted
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
  • Crafted by Garen Laulbrei
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 34 Hat - Found in Crate
Straight outta control point.
  • Style: Old School
Painted with A Color Similar to Slate
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The Hero's Tail #11412
Level 25 Hat - Crafted
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments. Possibly a mop of some kind.
  • Craft number: 11412
  • Style: Pigmentation Gained
Painted with Pink as Hell
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The Hero's Tail #17628
Level 44 Hat - Crafted
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments. Possibly a mop of some kind.
  • Craft number: 17628
  • Style: Pigmentation Gained
Painted with After Eight
Unusual Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right way.
  • Effect: Steaming
  • Style: Headphones Disengaged
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right way.
  • Style: I Can't Hear You
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right way.
  • Style: Headphones Disengaged
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right way.
  • Style: I Can't Hear You
Painted with Pink as Hell
Whoopee Cap
Level 72 Hat - Timed Drop
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion for the discerning youth.
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
The Nugget Noggin
Level 21 Hat - Gifted
The Head Hunter
Level 81 Hat - Gifted
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
37
The Big Elfin Deal
Level 3 Hat - Timed Drop
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick your teeth in.
  • Voices From Below
  • Style: North Pole
Painted with Color No. 216-190-216
The Milkman
Level 59 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by tambourines & elephants
11238
The El Jefe #11238
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
  • Craft number: 11238
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
Runner's Warm-Up
Level 34 Hat - Found in Crate
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
38
Haunted Face Plante
Level 78 Mask - Found in Crate
Painted with #000000
NamedDescribed
Bender
Level 2 Epic Robot - MvM Squad surplus reward
Bite my shiny metal ass!
  • Points Scored: 5475
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
39
The Fast Learner
Level 22 Shirt - Crafted
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
  • Style: Summer
The Fast Learner
Level 45 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
  • Style: Winter
Painted with Australium Gold
The Fast Learner
Level 56 Shirt - Found in Crate
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
  • Style: Winter
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Fast Learner
Level 83 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
  • Style: Winter
Painted with After Eight
The Fast Learner
Level 86 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
  • Style: Winter
Painted with Indubitably Green
The Fast Learner
Level 93 Shirt - Crafted
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
  • Style: Winter
Painted with Cream Spirit
The Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes - Purchased
Show balls who is the boss.
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 2 Shoes - Found in Crate
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's! Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
8167
Buck Turner All-Stars #8167
Level 42 Shoes - Crafted
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes. Both his feet were later amputated.
  • Crafted by tambourines & elephants
  • Craft number: 8167
Painted with Zepheniah's Greed
Haunted Sprinting Cephalopod
Level 27 Tentacles - Found in Crate
Lucky No. 42
Limited Level 10 Beach Towel - Purchased
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
  • Limited quantity
  • Uncraftable
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots - Purchased
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
  • Uncraftable