Project P
Misc
20435
The Delinquent's Down Vest #20435
Level 100 Apparel - Crafted
"Boom! Look how puffy this vest is, dummy! I sent the last one back. Not. Puffy. Enough."
  • Crafted by Splatt
  • Craft number: 20435
12016
Buck Turner All-Stars #12016
Level 39 Shoes - Crafted
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes. Both his feet were later amputated.
  • Craft number: 12016
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 26 Hat - Crafted
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them?
Primary
Somewhat Threatening Festive Scattergun
Limited Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaker: 2005.0
  • Sheen: 6.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 98
  • Long-Distance Kills: 0
  • Point Blank Kills: 7
  • Dominations: 4
Secondary
Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Steam Purchase
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Melee
Described
34314
texture
The Conscientious Objector #34314
Level 25 Sign - Crafted
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
  • Craft number: 34314
Scout Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Scout? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-29 08:00:00
Taunt: Deep Fried Desire
Level 2 Special Taunt - Purchased
Scout Taunt
Taunt: The Boston Breakdance
Level 99 Special Taunt - Purchased
Scout Taunt
Taunt: Flippin' Awesome
Level 33 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-20 08:00:00
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: Mannrobics
Level 83 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Party it up with this high energy aerobics dance
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Primary and Alt Fire show off different flair moves
Use Forward and Back keys to move
and the Strafe keys to rotate as you dance
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Misc
Fabulous Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Fabulous Apparel - Timed Drop
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-13 08:00:00
  • Points Scored: 2617
Painted with Muskelmannbraun
Summer Shades
Limited Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Tradable After: 2016-03-14 07:00:00
  • Limited quantity
Primary
Face-Melting Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Face-Melting Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1001
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Secondary
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
  • +4 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • No flinching when aiming and fully charged
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
Melee
Described
34314
texture
The Conscientious Objector #34314
Level 25 Sign - Crafted
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
  • Craft number: 34314
Sniper Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Sniper? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-29 08:00:00
Taunt: Square Dance
Level 7 Special Taunt - Purchased
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Taunt: The Killer Solo
Level 50 Special Taunt - Purchased
Sniper Taunt
Taunt: Flippin' Awesome
Level 33 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-20 08:00:00
Taunt: Zoomin' Broom
Level 99 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Taunt
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: Mannrobics
Level 83 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Party it up with this high energy aerobics dance
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Primary and Alt Fire show off different flair moves
Use Forward and Back keys to move
and the Strafe keys to rotate as you dance
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Misc
14299
The Hornblower #14299
Level 43 Coat - Crafted
"This uniform was worn by Horatio Nelson during the Napoleonic Wars! If you sunk his ship he would swim at you with a cannon on his back! If he ran out of cannonballs he would fire himself at your hull! That is how bad he wanted to beat the French!"
  • Craft number: 14299
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
21126
The Shogun's Shoulder Guard #21126
Level 87 Cosmetic Armor - Crafted
"The next time some bleeding heart cries on your shoulder about the state of the environment, he can slam his tear ducts into the Shogun. This shoulder is CLOSED!"
  • Craft number: 21126
28506
Hero's Hachimaki #28506
Level 78 Hat - Crafted
  • Craft number: 28506
Primary
Australian Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Australian Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-03 08:00:00
  • Kills: 8388
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Secondary
Rage-Inducing Shotgun
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 2378
Melee
Described
34314
texture
The Conscientious Objector #34314
Level 25 Sign - Crafted
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
  • Craft number: 34314
Soldier Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Soldier? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-29 08:00:00
Taunt: Square Dance
Level 7 Special Taunt - Purchased
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Taunt: Soldier's Requiem
Level 47 Special Taunt - Purchased
Soldier Taunt
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-17 08:00:00
Taunt: Flippin' Awesome
Level 33 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-20 08:00:00
Taunt: Zoomin' Broom
Level 99 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Taunt
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: Mannrobics
Level 83 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Party it up with this high energy aerobics dance
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Primary and Alt Fire show off different flair moves
Use Forward and Back keys to move
and the Strafe keys to rotate as you dance
Misc
The Hurt Locher
Level 74 Apparel - Found in Crate
Everyone likes to watch their enemies blow up. But if you're close enough to get a really good look, you'll blow up too. It is life's greatest tragedy.
Painted with Team Spirit
Unusual Reggaelator
Level 27 Hat - Found in Crate
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
  • Effect: Smoking
  • Style: Original
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
The Juggernaut Jacket
Level 60 Apparel - Found in Crate
Primary
NamedDescribed
(・∀・)
Limited Level 1 Server-Clearing Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
Have fun for waiting respawn
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 4839
  • Demomen Killed: 123
  • Critical Kills: 246
  • Soldiers Killed: 160
Secondary
Named
[fried_noodles]
Limited Level 1 Face-Melting Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
  • Exorcism
  • Sheen: 3.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-25 08:00:00
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 1484
  • Engineers Killed: 139
  • Snipers Killed: 137
  • Buildings Destroyed: 168
  • Style: Festive
Melee
Described
34314
texture
The Conscientious Objector #34314
Level 25 Sign - Crafted
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
  • Craft number: 34314
Demoman Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Demoman? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-29 08:00:00
Taunt: Bad Pipes
Level 86 Special Taunt - Purchased
Demoman Taunt
Taunt: Oblooterated
Level 61 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Demoman Taunt
Taunt: Zoomin' Broom
Level 99 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Taunt
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: Scotsmann's Stagger
Level 19 Special Taunt - Purchased
Demoman Taunt
  • Tradable After: 2017-01-01 08:00:00
Taunt: Mannrobics
Level 83 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Party it up with this high energy aerobics dance
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Primary and Alt Fire show off different flair moves
Use Forward and Back keys to move
and the Strafe keys to rotate as you dance
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Misc
Dead of Night
Level 14 Apparel - Crafted
  • Style: Light
37327
The Gentleman's Ushanka #37327
Level 39 Hat - Crafted
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
  • Craft number: 37327
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 22 Mask - Timed Drop
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
  • Tradable After: 2017-04-28 07:00:00
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Primary
Wicked Nasty Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Wicked Nasty Crossbow - Found in Crate
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deals damage
based on distance traveled
This weapon will reload automatically when not active
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Tradable After: 2015-10-05 07:00:00
  • Kills: 622
Secondary
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Traded
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • Tradable After: 2015-10-02 07:00:00
Melee
Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Tradable After: 2017-04-28 07:00:00
Medic Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Medic? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-29 08:00:00
Taunt: Flippin' Awesome
Level 33 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-20 08:00:00
Taunt: Results Are In
Level 13 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Medic Taunt
Taunt: Zoomin' Broom
Level 99 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Taunt
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Described
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Pop it Don't Drop it
Taunt: Mannrobics
Level 83 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Party it up with this high energy aerobics dance
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Primary and Alt Fire show off different flair moves
Use Forward and Back keys to move
and the Strafe keys to rotate as you dance
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Misc
Genuine Officer's Ushanka
Level 59 Hat - CD Key
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Weight Room Warmer
Level 59 Apparel - Gifted
  • Tradable After: 2016-11-17 08:00:00
The Borscht Belt
Level 91 Bandolier - Found in Crate
"So many little pouches. Now Heavy can help carry your itty-bitty baby guns."
Primary
Server-Clearing Minigun
Level 1 Server-Clearing Minigun - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-03-24 02:41:04
  • Kills: 3632
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Secondary
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Melee
Named
These Hands
Level 1 Fists - Timed Drop
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Taunt
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-29 08:00:00
Taunt: The Proletariat Posedown
Level 1 Special Taunt - Purchased
Heavy Taunt
Taunt: Flippin' Awesome
Level 33 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-20 08:00:00
Taunt: Zoomin' Broom
Level 99 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Taunt
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: Mannrobics
Level 83 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Party it up with this high energy aerobics dance
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Primary and Alt Fire show off different flair moves
Use Forward and Back keys to move
and the Strafe keys to rotate as you dance
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Misc
North Polar Fleece
Level 7 Sweater - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-01 08:00:00
The Head Warmer
Level 61 Hat - Timed Drop
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees, while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that slowly cooks your brain.
The Jingle Belt
Level 18 Bells - Purchased
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn victims.
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-02 08:00:00
  • Jingle all the way
Primary
Epic Flame Thrower
Level 1 Epic Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Direct damage reduces Medi Gun healing and resist shield effects by 25%.
Alt-Fire: Release a blast of air that pushes enemies and projectiles and extinguish allies that are on fire.
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • Kills: 6119
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Secondary
Wicked Nasty Flare Gun
Level 10 Wicked Nasty Flare Gun - Found in Crate
This weapon will reload when not active
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • Tradable After: 2015-09-23 07:00:00
  • Kills: 515
Melee
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +50% health from packs on wearer
  • -75% health from healers on wearer
Pyro Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Pyro? We put every functionally unique weapon they've ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-29 08:00:00
Taunt: Square Dance
Level 7 Special Taunt - Purchased
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Taunt: Flippin' Awesome
Level 33 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-20 08:00:00
Taunt: Zoomin' Broom
Level 99 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Taunt
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: Mannrobics
Level 83 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Party it up with this high energy aerobics dance
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Primary and Alt Fire show off different flair moves
Use Forward and Back keys to move
and the Strafe keys to rotate as you dance
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
8 Spy
Misc
The Noh Mercy
Level 42 Hat - Purchased
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Secondary
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Achievement
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
Melee
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Attack an enemy from behind to Backstab them for a one hit kill.
Pda
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
Pda2
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Alt-Fire: Turn invisible. Cannot attack while invisible. Bumping in to enemies will make you slightly visible to enemies
Building
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Place on enemy buildings to disable and slowly drain away its health. Placing a sapper does not remove your disguise
Spy Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Spy? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-29 08:00:00
Misc
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The Spine-Tingling Skull
Level 31 Hat - Crafted
Express your dislike for the living.
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Crafted by Splatt
  • Untradable
Googly Gazer
Level 68 Cosmetic Augmentation - Crafted
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
  • Style: Mad Science
Primary
Rage-Inducing Shotgun
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 2378
Secondary
Wicked Nasty Pistol
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Pistol - Traded
  • Kills: 541
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Melee
Hale's Own Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 2 Hale's Own Wrench - MvM Badge completion reward
Upgrades, repairs and speeds up construction of friendly buildings on hit
  • Sentry Kills: 13675
  • Kills: 1750
  • Heavies Killed: 546
Pda
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Pda2
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Building
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Engineer Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Engineer? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-29 08:00:00
Taunt: Square Dance
Level 7 Special Taunt - Purchased
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Taunt: Flippin' Awesome
Level 33 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
  • Tradable After: 2015-12-20 08:00:00
Taunt: Rancho Relaxo
Level 61 Special Taunt - Purchased
Engineer Taunt
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: Mannrobics
Level 83 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Party it up with this high energy aerobics dance
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Primary and Alt Fire show off different flair moves
Use Forward and Back keys to move
and the Strafe keys to rotate as you dance
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable