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14510
Buck Turner All-Stars #14510
Level 57 Shoes - Crafted
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes. Both his feet were later amputated.
  • Craft number: 14510
Painted with Pink as Hell
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 60 Backpack - Found in Crate
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
Painted with Pink as Hell
The Fast Learner
Level 52 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
  • Style: Summer
Painted with Pink as Hell
Primary
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Secondary
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Untradable
Melee
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • +25% fire damage resistance while deployed
  • -25% damage penalty
Scout Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Scout? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
The Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: Conga
Level 63 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga
Misc
The Mutton Mann
Level 66 Hair - Found in Crate
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
The Merc's Muffler
Level 63 Scarf - Purchased
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
30073
The Point and Shoot #30073
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this magically blinding pointy hat and run.
  • Crafted by ShadouSM
  • Craft number: 30073
Primary
Face-Melting Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Face-Melting Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1268
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Secondary
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Gifted
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
  • Untradable
Melee
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
Sniper Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Sniper? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
The Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: Conga
Level 63 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga
Misc
The Merc's Muffler
Level 63 Scarf - Purchased
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
30073
The Point and Shoot #30073
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this magically blinding pointy hat and run.
  • Crafted by ShadouSM
  • Craft number: 30073
The Dictator
Level 84 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
Primary
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Secondary
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Achievement
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • Untradable
Melee
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
Soldier Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Soldier? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
The Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: Conga
Level 63 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga
Misc
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Untradable
30073
The Point and Shoot #30073
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this magically blinding pointy hat and run.
  • Crafted by ShadouSM
  • Craft number: 30073
The Dictator
Level 84 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
Primary
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Secondary
Somewhat Threatening Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
  • Kills: 86
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Melee
NamedDescribed
A Scot's Best Friend
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Bottle - Found in Crate
Oi! Why the hell is all my booze gone?
  • Kills: 88
Demoman Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Demoman? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
The Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: Conga
Level 63 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga
Misc
9812
Doc's Holiday #9812
Level 94 Apparel - Crafted
Comes in "Fever", "Flu", and "Virus" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
  • Craft number: 9812
  • Style: Flu
The Ruffled Ruprecht
Level 77 Facial Hair - Crafted
  • Crafted by Brendon
30073
The Point and Shoot #30073
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this magically blinding pointy hat and run.
  • Crafted by ShadouSM
  • Craft number: 30073
Primary
Sufficiently Lethal Syringe Gun
Level 1 Sufficiently Lethal Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 185
Secondary
NamedDescribed
Pacifism Cannon
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Medi Gun - Found in Crate
Make yourself dependable, then you can depend on your Medic.
  • Ubers: 142
  • Kill Assists: 622
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Melee
Strange Ubersaw
Level 10 Strange Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 2
Medic Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Medic? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
The Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: Conga
Level 63 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga
Misc
The Gabe Glasses
Level 45 Glasses - Timed Drop
"These glasses help Heavy read sad stupid poem on your tombstone."
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 93 Hat - Crafted
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense.
  • Crafted by Brendon
The Merc's Muffler
Level 63 Scarf - Purchased
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
Primary
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Untradable
Secondary
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Melee
Unremarkable Fists of Steel
Level 10 Unremarkable Boxing Gloves - Found in Crate
  • -40% damage from ranged sources while active
  • +100% damage from melee sources while active
  • Tradable After: 2013-07-02 07:00:00
  • This weapon holsters 100% slower
  • Kills: 15
Action
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Taunt
The Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: Conga
Level 63 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga
Misc
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 77 Hat - Purchased
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
The Cotton Head
Level 15 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Style: Style 1
The Merc's Muffler
Level 63 Scarf - Purchased
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
Primary
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Direct damage reduces Medi Gun healing and resist shield effects by 25%.
Alt-Fire: Release a blast of air that pushes enemies and projectiles and extinguish allies that are on fire.
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
Secondary
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Melee
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • +100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
Pyro Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Pyro? We put every functionally unique weapon they've ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
The Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: Conga
Level 63 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga
8 Spy
Misc
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
  • Untradable
The Cotton Head
Level 15 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Style: Style 1
The Merc's Muffler
Level 63 Scarf - Purchased
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
Secondary
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • +20% damage bonus while disguised
  • Attacks pierce damage resistance effects and bonuses
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
Melee
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife - Achievement
Slay it with flowers.
  • Style: Baccara
  • Untradable
Pda
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
Pda2
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive.
    Alt-Fire: Turn invisible. Cannot attack while invisible. Bumping in to enemies will make you slightly visible to enemies.
    Cloak drain rate based on movement speed.
  • +100% cloak regen rate
  • No cloak meter from ammo boxes when invisible
  • -35% cloak meter from ammo boxes
  • Untradable
Building
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 95 Sapper - Gifted
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
  • Untradable
Spy Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Spy? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
The Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: Conga
Level 63 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga
Misc
The Mutton Mann
Level 66 Hair - Found in Crate
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
The Merc's Muffler
Level 63 Scarf - Purchased
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
30073
The Point and Shoot #30073
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this magically blinding pointy hat and run.
  • Crafted by ShadouSM
  • Craft number: 30073
Primary
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Secondary
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Untradable
Melee
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Upgrades, repairs and speeds up construction of friendly buildings on hit
Pda
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Pda2
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Building
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Engineer Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Engineer? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
The Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: Conga
Level 63 Special Taunt - Purchased
All Class Group Taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga