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Misc
Mann Co. Select Professor Speks
Level 5 Mann Co. Select Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • 1.0
  • Points Scored: 14407
  • Untradable
33420
The Brown Bomber #33420
Level 36 Hat - Crafted
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
  • Craft number: 33420
  • Voices From Below
  • Style: Hunter
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Steam Purchase
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
  • 2.0
Primary
Positively Inhumane Scattergun
Level 1 Positively Inhumane Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Exorcism
  • Kills: 927
  • Heavies Killed: 3
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Secondary
Gore-Spattered Mad Milk
Level 5 Gore-Spattered Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
  • Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%
  • Sodden Victims: 494
Melee
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are marked for death
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -75% damage penalty
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 94 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Scout Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Scout? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
Misc
Ghastly Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combined with the heady aromas of mould and grave dust.
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Style: Ghostly
  • Untradable
Painted with #400000
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Steam Purchase
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
  • 2.0
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 24 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Witnessed the 2012 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Primary
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Secondary
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack - Timed Drop
  • +4 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • No flinching when aiming and fully charged
  • Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
Melee
Somewhat Threatening Bushwacka
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Kukri - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • Exorcism
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 93
Action
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Sniper Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Sniper? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
Misc
Mann Co. Select Professor Speks
Level 5 Mann Co. Select Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • 1.0
  • Points Scored: 14407
  • Untradable
33420
The Brown Bomber #33420
Level 36 Hat - Crafted
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
  • Craft number: 33420
  • Voices From Below
  • Style: Hunter
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Steam Purchase
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
  • 2.0
Primary
Scarcely Lethal Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Scarcely Lethal Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2016-01-24 08:00:00
  • Festivized
  • Kills: 44
Secondary
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Achievement
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • Untradable
Melee
texture
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Exorcism
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 94 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Soldier Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Soldier? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
Misc
Mann Co. Select Professor Speks
Level 5 Mann Co. Select Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • 1.0
  • Points Scored: 14407
  • Untradable
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
Primary
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% projectile speed
  • +20% damage vs buildings
  • -25% clip size
  • -25% explosion radius
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
Secondary
Truly Feared Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Truly Feared Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Kills: 249
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Melee
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Timed Drop
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 100% slower
Action
Fancy Spellbook
Level 1 Spellbook - Achievement

This is a fine-looking spellbook, full of pages you've collected. But you can never have too much magic...
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Pages of Tumidum: 1
  • Pages of Gratanter: 5
  • Pages of Audere: 1
  • Pages of Congeriae: 2
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
Demoman Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Demoman? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
Misc
Mann Co. Select Professor Speks
Level 5 Mann Co. Select Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • 1.0
  • Points Scored: 14407
  • Untradable
33420
The Brown Bomber #33420
Level 36 Hat - Crafted
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
  • Craft number: 33420
  • Voices From Below
  • Style: Hunter
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Steam Purchase
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
  • 2.0
Primary
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Achievement
  • On Hit: Gain up to +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
Secondary
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun - Achievement
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • Untradable
Melee
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Medic Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Medic? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
Misc
Mann Co. Select Professor Speks
Level 5 Mann Co. Select Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • 1.0
  • Points Scored: 14407
  • Untradable
33420
The Brown Bomber #33420
Level 36 Hat - Crafted
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
  • Craft number: 33420
  • Voices From Below
  • Style: Hunter
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Steam Purchase
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
  • 2.0
Primary
Face-Melting Festive Minigun
Limited Level 1 Face-Melting Minigun - Found in Crate
  • Exorcism
  • Killstreaker: 2005.0
  • Sheen: 6.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 1186
Secondary
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share chocolate with a friend (Small Health Kit)
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Melee
texture
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Exorcism
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 94 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Taunt
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
Misc
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 9 Mask - Found in Crate
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one, you inscrutable person of mystery!
  • Style: Without Stripes
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
33420
The Brown Bomber #33420
Level 36 Hat - Crafted
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
  • Craft number: 33420
  • Voices From Below
  • Style: Hunter
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Steam Purchase
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
  • 2.0
Primary
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • Build 'Mmmph' by dealing damage.
    Alt-Fire on full 'Mmmph': Taunt to gain crit for several seconds.
    Invulnerable while 'Mmmph' taunting.
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
Secondary
Scarcely Lethal Flare Gun
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Flare Gun - Found in Crate
This weapon will reload when not active
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • Kills: 30
Melee
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
Action
Duck Journal
Level 1 Journal - Purchased
Equip in the ActionSlot to increase duck drops.
Use Duck Tokens to increase power level.
Higher levels give increased duck drops.
  • Duck XP Level : 101
  • Duck Power : 0 / 5
  • Duckstreaks Active
  • Tradable After: 2015-01-05 23:04:58
  • Style: Quackston Hale
  • Uncraftable
Pyro Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Pyro? We put every functionally unique weapon they've ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
8 Spy
Misc
Mann Co. Select Professor Speks
Level 5 Mann Co. Select Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • 1.0
  • Points Scored: 14407
  • Untradable
33420
The Brown Bomber #33420
Level 36 Hat - Crafted
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
  • Craft number: 33420
  • Voices From Below
  • Style: Hunter
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Steam Purchase
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
  • 2.0
Secondary
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Achievement
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
Melee
Truly Feared Knife
Level 1 Truly Feared Knife - Found in Crate
Attack an enemy from behind to Backstab them for a one hit kill.
  • Kills: 269
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Pda
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
Pda2
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive.
    Alt-Fire: Turn invisible. Cannot attack while invisible. Bumping in to enemies will make you slightly visible to enemies.
    Cloak drain rate based on movement speed.
  • +100% cloak regen rate
  • No cloak meter from ammo boxes when invisible
  • -35% cloak meter from ammo boxes
  • Untradable
Building
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Place on enemy buildings to disable and slowly drain away its health. Placing a sapper does not remove your disguise
Action
Fancy Spellbook
Level 1 Spellbook - Achievement

This is a fine-looking spellbook, full of pages you've collected. But you can never have too much magic...
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Pages of Tumidum: 1
  • Pages of Gratanter: 5
  • Pages of Audere: 1
  • Pages of Congeriae: 2
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
Spy Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Spy? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: Buy A Life
Level 64 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Spy Taunt
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
Misc
Mann Co. Select Professor Speks
Level 5 Mann Co. Select Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • 1.0
  • Points Scored: 14407
  • Untradable
33420
The Brown Bomber #33420
Level 36 Hat - Crafted
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
  • Craft number: 33420
  • Voices From Below
  • Style: Hunter
Painted with A Deep Commitment to Purple
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf - Steam Purchase
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
  • 2.0
Primary
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • 10% increased damage to your sentry's target
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
Secondary
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Melee
Positively Inhumane Wrench
Level 1 Positively Inhumane Wrench - Found in Crate
Upgrades, repairs and speeds up construction of friendly buildings on hit
  • Pumpkin Bombs
  • Exorcism
  • Tradable After: 2011-11-04 22:19:13
  • Sentry Kills: 872
  • Kills: 97
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Pda
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Pda2
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Building
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Action
Fancy Spellbook
Level 1 Spellbook - Achievement

This is a fine-looking spellbook, full of pages you've collected. But you can never have too much magic...
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Pages of Tumidum: 1
  • Pages of Gratanter: 5
  • Pages of Audere: 1
  • Pages of Congeriae: 2
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
Engineer Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Engineer? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.