Project P
Misc
Chucklenuts
Level 10 Mascot - Crafted
  • Crafted by Dips McKensley
613
The Beastly Bonnet #613
Level 89 Hat - Crafted
This ceremonial headdress tells your enemies that you have the heart of a lion, the strength of a bear, the speed of a cheetah, and the rotting head of a cheetah.
  • Crafted by Skeet Machine
  • Craft number: 613
Primary
Hale's Own Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Hale's Own Scattergun - Found in Crate
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • Killstreaks Active
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Kills: 8823
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Secondary
Rage-Inducing Mad Milk
Level 5 Rage-Inducing Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
  • Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%
  • Tradable After: 2013-03-30 07:00:00
  • Sodden Victims: 2037
  • Allies Extinguished: 220
Melee
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Timed Drop
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Scout Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Scout? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: Battin' a Thousand
Level 60 Special Taunt - Found in Crate
Scout Taunt
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Misc
The Galvanized Gibus
Level 7 Hat - Found in Crate
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated areas.
The Mutton Mann
Level 35 Hair - Found in Crate
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
Tux
Limited Level 75 Mascot - Timed Drop
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  • Limited quantity
  • Style: Normal
  • Untradable
Primary
The Festive Huntsman
Limited Level 10 Bow - Found in Crate
  • Limited quantity
Secondary
SMG
Level 1 SMG
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Styles: TF_UnknownStyle, TF_UnknownStyle
Melee
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
Action
Fancy Spellbook
Level 1 Spellbook - Achievement

This is a fine-looking spellbook, full of pages you've collected. But you can never have too much magic...
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Pages of Gratanter: 2
  • Pages of Audere: 2
  • Pages of Congeriae: 1
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
Sniper Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Sniper? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Misc
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 89 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by ster
20716
The Macho Mann #20716
Level 17 Glasses - Crafted
Sometimes it really does take a village, people.
  • Crafted by ster
  • Craft number: 20716
Tux
Limited Level 75 Mascot - Timed Drop
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  • Limited quantity
  • Style: Normal
  • Untradable
Primary
Decorated Weapon Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun - Quest Drop
  • Team Colored Decorated Weapon
Secondary
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Melee
Sufficiently Lethal Market Gardener
Level 10 Sufficiently Lethal Shovel - Found in Crate
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 186
  • Kills While Explosive-Jumping: 160
Soldier Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Soldier? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Misc
10896
The Razor Cut #10896
Level 67 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by ster
  • Craft number: 10896
29518
The Whale Bone Charm #29518
Level 20 Badge - Crafted
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
  • Crafted by ster
  • Craft number: 29518
Primary
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Timed Drop
Double Donk! Bomb explosions after a cannon ball impact will deal mini-crits to impact victims
  • Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
  • +20% projectile speed
  • Cannonballs push players back on impact
  • Cannonballs do not explode on impact
Secondary
The Tide Turner
Level 59 Shield - Timed Drop
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a mini-crit melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
  • +15% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Full turning control while charging
  • Melee kills refill 75% of your charge meter.
  • Taking damage while shield charging reduces remaining charging time
Melee
Somewhat Threatening Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Katana - Found in Crate
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
  • Kills: 73
Action
Spellbook Magazine
Level 81 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enable picking up and casting spells.
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Demoman Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Demoman? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Misc
The Galvanized Gibus
Level 7 Hat - Found in Crate
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated areas.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
  • Style: Epaulettes
Tux
Limited Level 75 Mascot - Timed Drop
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  • Style: Normal
  • Untradable
Primary
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +20%
  • -15% damage penalty
Secondary
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +10% ÜberCharge rate
  • 50% max overheal
Melee
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Purchased
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Uncraftable
Action
Fancy Spellbook
Level 1 Spellbook - Achievement

This is a fine-looking spellbook, full of pages you've collected. But you can never have too much magic...
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Pages of Gratanter: 2
  • Pages of Audere: 2
  • Pages of Congeriae: 1
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
Medic Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Medic? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Misc
19171
The Heavy-Weight Champ #19171
Level 57 Championship Belt - Crafted
"This belt tells babies that Heavy is champ. Big belt champ of all time."
  • Crafted by ster
  • Craft number: 19171
Hard Counter
Level 47 Hat - Timed Drop
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Tux
Limited Level 75 Mascot - Timed Drop
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  • Limited quantity
  • Style: Normal
  • Untradable
Primary
Decorated Weapon Minigun
Level 1 Minigun - Quest Drop
Secondary
The Festive Sandvich
Limited Level 1 Lunch Box - Found in Crate
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
  • Limited quantity
Melee
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Timed Drop
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
Misc
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 54 Hat - Timed Drop
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
Tux
Limited Level 75 Mascot - Timed Drop
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  • Limited quantity
  • Style: Normal
  • Untradable
23710
The Birdcage #23710
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat is. The secret is you're an idiot.
  • Crafted by ThermBot
  • Craft number: 23710
Primary
Gore-Spattered Degreaser
Level 10 Gore-Spattered Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • This weapon holsters 30% faster
  • This weapon deploys 60% faster
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • -66% afterburn damage penalty
  • +25% airblast cost
  • Kills: 358
  • Allies Extinguished: 100
Secondary
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
Melee
Unremarkable Axtinguisher
Level 10 Unremarkable Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -33% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 75% slower
  • Kills: 13
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Action
Fancy Spellbook
Level 1 Spellbook - Achievement

This is a fine-looking spellbook, full of pages you've collected. But you can never have too much magic...
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Pages of Gratanter: 2
  • Pages of Audere: 2
  • Pages of Congeriae: 1
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
Pyro Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Pyro? We put every functionally unique weapon they've ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
8 Spy
Misc
The Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat is a spy.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
  • Style: Tie
Tux
Limited Level 75 Mascot - Timed Drop
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  • Style: Normal
  • Untradable
Secondary
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Purchased
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Uncraftable
Melee
Wicked Nasty Spy-cicle
Level 1 Wicked Nasty Knife - Found in Crate
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • On Hit by Fire: Fireproof for 1 second and Afterburn immunity for 10 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates in 15 seconds and by picking up ammo
  • Kills: 530
Pda
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
Pda2
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch - Timed Drop
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death.
    Leave a fake corpse on taking damage
    and temporarily gain invisibility, speed and damage resistance.
  • +50% cloak regen rate
  • +40% cloak duration
  • -50% cloak meter when Feign Death is activated
  • No cloak meter from ammo boxes when invisible
  • -35% cloak meter from ammo boxes
Building
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Place on enemy buildings to disable and slowly drain away its health. Placing a sapper does not remove your disguise
Action
25
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
Spy Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Spy? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Misc
48217
Ol' Geezer #48217
Level 58 Hat - Crafted
Get off mah land!
  • Crafted by ster
  • Craft number: 48217
32337
The Pocket Purrer #32337
Level 58 Satchel - Crafted
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow" means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder." It's probably going to say that a lot.
  • Crafted by ster
  • Craft number: 32337
Tux
Limited Level 75 Mascot - Timed Drop
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  • Limited quantity
  • Style: Normal
  • Untradable
Primary
Somewhat Threatening Rescue Ranger
Level 53 Somewhat Threatening Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Alt-Fire: Use 100 metal to pick up your targeted building from long range
  • Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
  • -34% clip size
  • -50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Self mark for death when hauling buildings
  • Kills: 87
Secondary
Decorated Weapon Pistol
Level 1 Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2015-08-15 07:00:00
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Melee
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Pda
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Pda2
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Building
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Engineer Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Engineer? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.