Project P
Misc
The Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost - Halloween Drop
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
  • Uncraftable
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul - Gifted
The One-Way Ticket
Level 94 Hat - Halloween Drop
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Primary
Named
Missshot 8)
Limited Level 1 Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Limited quantity
Secondary
Mutated Milk
Limited Level 72 Non-Milk Substance - Gifted
Players heal 60% of the damage done to an enemy covered with milk.

Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'
  • Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%
  • Limited quantity
Melee
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Crafted
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Action
Fancy Spellbook
Level 1 Spellbook - Achievement

This is a fine-looking spellbook, full of pages you've collected. But you can never have too much magic...
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Pages of Tumidum: 1
  • Pages of Gratanter: 21
  • Pages of Audere: 11
  • Pages of Congeriae: 11
  • Pages of Veteris: 4
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
Scout Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Scout? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
Misc
Earbuds
Limited Level 25 Hat - Timed Drop
OSX represent!
  • Limited quantity
Villain's Veil
Level 71 Hat - Traded
The good, the bad, and the dead.
  • Style: Trained Killer
Named
753
i-Snipple #753
Level 61 Hat - Crafted
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
  • Crafted by Connecting...
  • Craft number: 753
  • Style: Tasty
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Primary
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Secondary
The Self-Aware Beauty Mark
Limited Level 88 Jar Based Karate - Gifted

Inspired by the TF2 Movie 'Expiration Date'
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Can be used to extinguish fires.
  • Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%
  • Limited quantity
Melee
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Crafted
  • When weapon is active:
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • Crafted by Connecting...
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 8 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Sniper Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Sniper? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
Misc
1309
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #1309
Level 24 Facial Hair - Traded
  • Craft number: 1309
  • Style: Helmet
11171
Awesomenauts Badge #11171
Level 4 Badge - Crafted
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group. Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
  • Crafted by Connecting...
  • Craft number: 11171
Honcho's Headgear
Level 95 Hat - Crafted
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
  • Crafted by Connecting...
Primary
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Secondary
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Melee
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel - Traded
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
Action
Fancy Spellbook
Level 1 Spellbook - Achievement

This is a fine-looking spellbook, full of pages you've collected. But you can never have too much magic...
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Pages of Tumidum: 1
  • Pages of Gratanter: 21
  • Pages of Audere: 11
  • Pages of Congeriae: 11
  • Pages of Veteris: 4
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Untradable
Soldier Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Soldier? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
Misc
506
The Buccaneer's Bicorne #506
Level 10 Hat - Traded
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight! Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can too.
  • Craft number: 506
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Untradable
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 54 Mascot - Found in Crate
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
  • Style: Essential
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
Primary
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Secondary
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
Melee
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Traded
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 100% slower
Action
25
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Demoman Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Demoman? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
Misc
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 33 Hat - Traded
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
1120
Archimedes #1120
Level 50 Mascot - Crafted
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients ever since.
  • Craft number: 1120
Primary
Strange Overdose
Level 5 Strange Syringe Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +20%
  • -15% damage penalty
  • Kills: 4
Secondary
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Melee
Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Traded
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 8 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Medic Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Medic? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Misc
3247
The Capo's Capper #3247
Level 33 Hat - Traded
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except against fashion.
  • Craft number: 3247
2657
texture
Photo Badge #2657
Level 20 Badge - Crafted
Discourage identity theft.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
  • Crafted by Cpt.OzzyObvious
  • Craft number: 2657
Security Shades
Level 61 Hat - Traded
Primary
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Untradable
Secondary
Named
發了霉的臭氣沖天奇臭無比極度嘔心螢光亮青綠色三明治
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Melee
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • This weapon holsters 50% slower
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 8 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Misc
The RoBro 3000
Level 55 Robot - Found in Crate
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet, you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF" switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own mysterious reasons!
Painted with The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 63 Hat - Traded
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
Napper's Respite
Level 92 Hat - Traded
After a long day of burning scouts.
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Primary
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • This weapon holsters 30% faster
  • This weapon deploys 60% faster
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • -66% afterburn damage penalty
  • +25% airblast cost
Secondary
Named
No More Gun
Level 1 Shotgun - Timed Drop
Melee
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox - Crafted
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • Crafted by Connecting...
  • -33% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 75% slower
Pyro Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Pyro? We put every functionally unique weapon they've ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
8 Spy
Misc
Summer Shades
Limited Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Limited quantity
The Business Casual
Level 9 Shirt - Found in Crate
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Painted with The Value of Teamwork
Hat of Cards
Level 100 Hat - Found in Crate
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Secondary
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Traded
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Melee
9745
The Sharp Dresser #9745
Level 1 Knife - Crafted
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
  • Craft number: 9745
Pda
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
Pda2
2803
The Quäckenbirdt #2803
Level 23 Invis Watch - Crafted
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns invisible.
  • Crafted by Connecting...
  • Craft number: 2803
Building
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Place on enemy buildings to disable and slowly drain away its health. Placing a sapper does not remove your disguise
Action
25
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
Spy Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Spy? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
Misc
16942
The Grizzled Growth #16942
Level 87 Facial Hair - Crafted
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near. Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
  • Crafted by Connecting...
  • Craft number: 16942
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 59 Hat - Traded
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband - Traded
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Primary
83778
The Widowmaker #83778
Level 5 Shotgun - Crafted
  • Crafted by Connecting...
  • Craft number: 83778
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • 10% increased damage to your sentry's target
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
Secondary
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Untradable
Melee
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench - Traded
  • +15% faster firing speed
  • Construction hit speed boost increased by 30%
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 20% slower repair rate
  • -33% damage penalty vs buildings
Pda
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Pda2
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Building
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Engineer Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Engineer? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Timed Drop
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.