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Misc
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat - Traded
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments. Possibly a mop of some kind.
  • Style: Pigmentation Lost
Painted with Australium Gold
Gift
Summer Shades
Limited Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Gift from: soub.
  • Limited quantity
Genuine Triple A Badge
Level 20 Badge - Gifted
The letter "a" is a great letter. We like it so much, we stuck it on a badge. And we thought this gas mask guy looked neat, so we put him on there too. We're going with our guts; it's working out pretty well. Our guts feel like the next item we ship will be...a hat of some kind. Yeah. We're feeling really good about this.
Primary
NamedDescribed
Robot Santa's Epilepsy Agitator
Limited Level 1 Hale's Own Scattergun - Found in Crate
Achievement Earned!: Brain Scrambler (Seizure Achiever)
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 10981
  • Dominations: 61
  • Defenders Killed: 81
  • Scouts Killed: 5774
Secondary
Named
Hitler's Buzzard
Level 5 Pistol - Steam Purchase
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Melee
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Action
Spellbook Magazine
Level 51 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enable picking up and casting spells.
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Scout Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Scout? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
  • Uncraftable
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Misc
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Painted with The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos - Steam Purchase
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Genuine UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Season 8
  • Untradable
Primary
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing.
Secondary
SMG
Level 1 SMG
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Styles: TF_UnknownStyle, TF_UnknownStyle
Melee
Hale's Own Frying Pan
Level 5 Hale's Own Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
  • Kills: 9350
Action
Spellbook Magazine
Level 51 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enable picking up and casting spells.
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Sniper Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Sniper? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
  • Uncraftable
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Misc
Genuine UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Season 8
  • Untradable
Genuine First American
Level 1 Mask - Steam Purchase
Statesman. Scientist. Inventor. Pretend to be all of these things and more with this Benjamin Franklin mask. So life-like, the real Franklin will think he invented another version of himself!
NamedDescribed
6978
Robot Santa's Super-Glued Facial Hair #6978
Level 15 Facial Hair - Crafted
Made of 47% Bone Marrow 3% Jesus Juice 23% Jesus's Beard and 27% Alluminum
  • Craft number: 6978
  • Style: Classic
Painted with Aged Moustache Grey
Primary
NamedDescribed
Robot Santa Claus's X-Mas Murder Spree
Limited Level 1 Hale's Own Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
Have you been naughty?
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 25813
  • Gib Kills: 25360
  • Airborne Enemy Kills: 19793
  • Buildings Destroyed: 298
Secondary
Somewhat Threatening Festive Buff Banner
Limited Level 5 Somewhat Threatening Battle Banner - Found in Crate
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • Limited quantity
  • Banners Deployed: 86
Melee
Somewhat Threatening Escape Plan
Level 10 Somewhat Threatening Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
  • Kills: 93
  • Revenges: 3
Action
Spellbook Magazine
Level 51 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enable picking up and casting spells.
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Soldier Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Soldier? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
  • Uncraftable
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Misc
Named
Symbole du Sexyness
Level 100 Ring - Purchased
  • A perpetual bond of commitment between PRiNTDAMNiT!
  • and The Great One, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape - Steam Purchase
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
Gift
The Dark Age Defender
Level 32 Cosmetic Armor - Gifted
This knight's armor will repel anything someone from the 12th century might throw at you, be it a rock, a sword, a thatched cottage or a Merlin.
  • Gift from: You
Primary
NamedDescribed
Fox News Mk. II (Robot Santa)
Limited Level 1 Hale's Own Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
Fox News, Spam News Get Views
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 9505
Secondary
Server-Clearing Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 3 Server-Clearing Stickybomb Launcher - MvM Badge completion reward
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
  • Kills: 3569
Melee
Hale's Own Frying Pan
Level 5 Hale's Own Frying Pan - Steam Purchase
  • Kills: 9350
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 47 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Demoman Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Demoman? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
  • Uncraftable
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Misc
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
  • Style: Tie
Genuine Archimedes
Level 37 Mascot - CD Key
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients ever since.
Genuine Combat Medic's Crusher Cap
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait. That's what he had. You get this hat.
Primary
Uncharitable Blutsauger
Level 5 Uncharitable Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Gain up to +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Tradable After: 2012-04-04 12:36:54
  • Kills: 124
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Secondary
Named
Diamond Encrusted Golden Medi Gun
Level 1 Server-Clearing Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 3563
  • Kill Assists: 5667
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Melee
Named
Robot Santa's Oath Breaker
Limited Level 10 Server-Clearing Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 4883
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 47 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Medic Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Medic? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
  • Uncraftable
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Misc
Named
Symbole du Sexyness
Level 100 Ring - Purchased
  • A perpetual bond of commitment between PRiNTDAMNiT!
  • and The Great One, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Unusual One-Man Army
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one thing: A good supply of body bags.
  • Effect: Orbiting Fire
  • Style: Style 1
Painted with Muskelmannbraun
Genuine UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal - Third-Party Promotion
Season 8
  • Untradable
Primary
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Untradable
Secondary
Genuine Robo-Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Gifted
Robots don't just run off oil. They also run off metal things constructed to resemble human food. Why? Why don't you tell me, if you're so smart? If anything, eating a metal sandwich makes MORE sense. Why don't you and oil have a baby that you have shared custody of after you and oil have a messy divorce if you love oil so much?
Melee
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • This weapon holsters 50% slower
Action
Spellbook Magazine
Level 51 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enable picking up and casting spells.
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Taunt
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
  • Uncraftable
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Misc
8349
Apparition's Aspect #8349
Level 13 Hat - Crafted
  • Craft number: 8349
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 97 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Style: Original
The Attendant
Level 91 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Primary
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • This weapon holsters 30% faster
  • This weapon deploys 60% faster
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • -66% afterburn damage penalty
  • +25% airblast cost
Secondary
NamedDescribed
Reservoir Dogs
Level 10 Hale's Own Shotgun - Found in Crate
Pop and Drop
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
  • Kills: 18928
Melee
Named
Thanks for the Health
Level 5 Face-Melting Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 1288
Action
Spellbook Magazine
Level 51 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enable picking up and casting spells.
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Pyro Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Pyro? We put every functionally unique weapon they've ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
  • Uncraftable
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
8 Spy
Misc
Named
Symbole du Sexyness
Level 100 Ring - Purchased
  • A perpetual bond of commitment between PRiNTDAMNiT!
  • and The Great One, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 65 Hat - Timed Drop
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
Le Party Phantom
Level 96 Mask - Crafted
Secondary
Named
Robot Santa's .50 Revolving Desert Eagle
Limited Level 5 Hale's Own Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Limited quantity
  • Kills: 8831
  • Headshot Kills: 564
Melee
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
  • +30% cloak on kill
  • Gain a speed boost on kill
  • -25 max health on wearer
Pda
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
Pda2
Genuine Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 Invis Watch - Steam Purchase
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns invisible.
Building
Server-Clearing Sapper
Level 1 Server-Clearing Sapper - Found in Crate
Place on enemy buildings to disable and slowly drain away its health. Placing a sapper does not remove your disguise
  • Buildings Sapped: 1436
Spy Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Spy? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Taunt
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
  • Uncraftable
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt - Steam Purchase
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
Misc
Named
Symbole du Sexyness
Level 100 Ring - Purchased
  • A perpetual bond of commitment between PRiNTDAMNiT!
  • and The Great One, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos - Steam Purchase
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Buckaroos Hat
Level 56 Hat - Timed Drop
Primary
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • 10% increased damage to your sentry's target
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
Secondary
Named
Hitler's Buzzard
Level 5 Pistol - Steam Purchase
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Melee
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • Sentry build speed increased by 150%
  • Third successful punch in a row always crits.
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a Mini-Sentry
Pda
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Pda2
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Building
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 47 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Engineer Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Engineer? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.