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Misc
The Essential Accessories
Limited Level 10 Apparel - Traded
  • Limited quantity
Painted with Operator's Overalls
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 90 Hat - Traded
Straight outta control point.
  • Style: Old School
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Painted with A Mann's Mint
Primary
NamedDescribed
ええ、もう死んでいる?恥ずかしいなぁ〜
Level 1 Hale's Own Scattergun - Traded
Eh, you're already dead? How embarrassing~
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 16032
  • Robots Destroyed: 1527
  • Scouts Killed: 3037
  • Medics Killed That Have Full ÜberCharge: 6
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Secondary
Named
two tickets to the gun scrow
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1729
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Melee
NamedDescribed
Yandere's Violent Bopper
Level 25 Somewhat Threatening Bat - Traded
I'll violently bop anyone, I'll violently bop anyone, I'll violently bop anyone!
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • Killstreaker: 2006.0
  • Sheen: 5.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
  • Kills: 71
Action
Spellbook Magazine
Level 99 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enable picking up and casting spells.
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Scout Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Scout? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Misc
Villain's Veil
Level 27 Hat - Found in Crate
The good, the bad, and the dead.
  • Style: Smooth Assassin
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Primary
Named
Shonky Business
Level 1 Server-Clearing Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 3154
  • Snipers Killed: 449
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Secondary
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
Melee
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
  • -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Action
Spellbook Magazine
Level 99 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enable picking up and casting spells.
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Sniper Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Sniper? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Misc
29868
The Team Captain #29868
Level 6 Hat - Crafted
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
  • Crafted by Rick
  • Craft number: 29868
The Viking Braider
Level 42 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
O.G. Vikings know: Braid before blade, son.
Antarctic Parka
Level 21 Coat - Found in Crate
Primary
NamedDescribed
I Hope Senpai Notices Me
Level 1 Server-Clearing Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
ときめき
  • Kills: 4116
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Secondary
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Melee
Scarcely Lethal Escape Plan
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
  • Kills: 40
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 94 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Soldier Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Soldier? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Misc
6440
The Cool Breeze #6440
Level 6 Kilt - Crafted
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
  • Crafted by ween
  • Craft number: 6440
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 55 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
  • Style: Formal
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 83 Hat - Traded
  • Tradable After: 2016-04-04 07:00:00
Painted with Noble Hatter's Violet
Primary
NamedDescribed
Oneechan's Own Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Epic Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
Just relax and let Big Sis take care of everything ❤
  • Sheen: 6.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 6754
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Secondary
NamedDescribed
All Tsun and No Dere
Level 1 Epic Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
(Hearts Broken: ∞)
  • Sheen: 6.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 5917
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Melee
NamedDescribed
Mysterious Love Potion X
Level 1 Spectacularly Lethal Bottle - Found in Crate
Give Sempai enough of this stuff and you might finally seem cute
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • Kills: 308
Action
Power Up Canteen
Level 94 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Demoman Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Demoman? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Misc
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel - Steam Purchase
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
  • Style: Epaulettes
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 94 Hat - Traded
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
  • Crafted by Thebigdong
Painted with Team Spirit
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 34 Mask - Traded
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Primary
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +20%
  • -15% damage penalty
Secondary
Named
Honour The Med Or Else
Level 1 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Melee
Vintage Ubersaw
Level 69 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Action
Spellbook Magazine
Level 99 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enable picking up and casting spells.
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Medic Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Medic? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Misc
29868
The Team Captain #29868
Level 6 Hat - Crafted
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
  • Crafted by Rick
  • Craft number: 29868
The Viking Braider
Level 42 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
O.G. Vikings know: Braid before blade, son.
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 79 Shirt - Timed Drop
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
  • Style: Outdoorsmen
Primary
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Secondary
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Traded
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Melee
Named
Snangy and Rawdog
Level 10 Scarcely Lethal Boxing Gloves - Traded
  • When weapon is active:
  • +30% faster move speed on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • This weapon holsters 50% slower
  • Kills: 30
Action
Spellbook Magazine
Level 99 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enable picking up and casting spells.
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Misc
557
Pop-eyes #557
Level 69 Apparel - Crafted
  • Crafted by MillkArguement1739261829383747
  • Craft number: 557
25769
The Last Breath #25769
Level 13 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by MillkArguement1739261829383747
  • Craft number: 25769
Named
shit class shit hat shit color good dog
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
  • Style: Ghastlier
Painted with Drably Olive
Primary
Named
im really stupid and i eat shit lol
Level 10 Wicked Nasty Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • Build 'Mmmph' by dealing damage.
    Alt-Fire on full 'Mmmph': Taunt to gain crit for several seconds.
    Invulnerable while 'Mmmph' taunting.
  • Sheen: 1.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
  • Kills: 580
Secondary
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
This weapon will reload when not active
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
Melee
NamedGift
Bokusatsu Tenshi Scrow-chan
Level 5 Scarcely Lethal Sledgehammer - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +15% faster move speed on wearer
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • Gift from: Mia
  • Sheen: 7.0
  • Killstreaks Active
  • 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 32
Action
Spellbook Magazine
Level 99 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enable picking up and casting spells.
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Pyro Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Pyro? We put every functionally unique weapon they've ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
8 Spy
Misc
The Cut Throat Concierge
Level 93 Shirt - Found in Crate
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
The Noh Mercy
Level 42 Hat - Crafted
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
  • Crafted by MillkArguement1739261829383747
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 72 Hat - Timed Drop
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Secondary
NamedDescribed
Evoker
Level 5 Positively Inhumane Revolver - Traded
momento mori
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 804
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Melee
NamedDescribed
The Unkindest Cut of All
Level 1 Positively Inhumane Knife - Found in Crate
Is this a scrub which I see before me?
  • Kills: 912
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Pda
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
Pda2
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
Alt-Fire: Turn invisible. Cannot attack while invisible. Bumping in to enemies will make you slightly visible to enemies
  • Untradable
Building
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Place on enemy buildings to disable and slowly drain away its health. Placing a sapper does not remove your disguise
Action
Spellbook Magazine
Level 99 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enable picking up and casting spells.
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Spy Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Spy? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Misc
Summer Shades
Limited Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Limited quantity
Mann Co. Online Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
The Viking Braider
Level 42 Facial Hair - Found in Crate
O.G. Vikings know: Braid before blade, son.
Primary
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • 10% increased damage to your sentry's target
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
Secondary
Named
two tickets to the gun scrow
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1729
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Melee
Named
My 「BABY SENTRY」 Can't Be This Cute
Level 15 Robot Arm - Achievement
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • Sentry build speed increased by 150%
  • Third successful punch in a row always crits.
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a Mini-Sentry
  • Untradable
Pda
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Pda2
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Building
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Action
Spellbook Magazine
Level 99 Spellbook - Timed Drop

A vintage edition of Casters Quarterly.
Found in the back of a closet, it contains just enough magic to get the job done.

Equip to enable picking up and casting spells.
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Engineer Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Engineer? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.