Project P
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
Demoman's Fro
Level 1-100 Hat
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: Tasteful and Refined
  • Styles: Tasteful and Refined, Garish and Overbearing
Store price: $4.99
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
Store price: $1.99
The Chargin' Targe
Level 1-99 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +30% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Store price: $1.99
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Styles: TF_UnknownStyle, TF_UnknownStyle
Store price: $0.99
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Store price: $0.99
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
  • When weapon is active:
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
Store price: $0.99
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 1-100 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Store price: $4.99
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Styles: TF_UnknownStyle, TF_UnknownStyle
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Styles: TF_UnknownStyle, TF_UnknownStyle
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 1-100 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Store price: $4.99
Sober Stuntman
Level 1-100 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Store price: $4.99
Carouser's Capotain
Level 1-100 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
Store price: $4.99
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • -6 max pipebombs out
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
Store price: $0.99
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Styles: TF_UnknownStyle, TF_UnknownStyle
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
Scotch Bonnet
Level 1-100 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
Store price: $7.49
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
  • This weapon deploys 100% slower
Store price: $0.99
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
  • +25% projectile speed
  • +20% damage vs buildings
  • -25% clip size
  • -25% explosion radius
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
Store price: $1.99
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
  • When weapon is active:
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
  • No random critical hits
  • 15% damage vulnerability on wearer
Store price: $0.99
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
Store price: $0.99
The Samur-Eye
Level 1-100 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Store price: $4.99
Private Eye
Level 1-100 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
Store price: $7.49
Reggaelator
Level 1-100 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
  • Style: Original
  • Styles: Original, Burst, Bones, Designer
Store price: $7.49
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $12.99
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Melee hits refill 20% of your charge meter.
  • Ammo boxes collected also give Charge
  • No random critical hits
  • -80% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -80% max secondary ammo on wearer
Store price: $0.99
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
Store price: $0.99
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
  • +20% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +20% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • +70% increase in charge impact damage
  • +50% increase in charge recharge rate
  • Style: Classic
  • Styles: Classic, Spike, Arrow, Spike And Arrow
Store price: $1.99
The Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1-100 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Store price: $12.99
Tam O' Shanter
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Styles: TF_UnknownStyle, TF_UnknownStyle
Store price: $2.49
The Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a long, long time.
The Hair of the Dog
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Scottish Snarl
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Pickled Paws
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Store price: $7.49
The Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight! Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can too.
Store price: $7.49
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's grotesque!
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +200% increase in turning control while charging
  • +10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
Store price: $2.49
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
Store price: $0.99
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms off.
Store price: $7.49
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Store price: $4.99
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
Store price: $4.99
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Style: Classic
  • Styles: Classic, Thunderstruck
Store price: $12.99
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
  • Style: Festive
  • Styles: Festive, Festivest
The Bolgan
Level 1-100 Hat
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 1-100 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts, and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or you might not get booze.
Store price: $4.99
The Snapped Pupil
Level 1-100 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
Store price: $4.99
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
Store price: $4.99
The Professor's Pineapple
Level 1-100 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get super powers if you drink it.
The Liquor Locker
Level 1-100 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it: Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked and the key hidden.
  • Style: Classic
  • Styles: Classic, Front, Right Hip, Left Hip
Store price: $4.99
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 1-100 Mascot
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
  • Style: Essential
  • Styles: Essential, Distinguished, Imbued
Store price: $9.99
The Grenadier Helm
Level 1-100 Hat
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
Store price: $4.99
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
  • Style: Whatever
  • Styles: Whatever, Formal
Store price: $4.99
The Battery Bandolier
Level 1-100 Decorative Bombs
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except for all those times you bought batteries].
The King of Scotland Cape
Level 1-100 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
Store price: $7.49
The Menpo
Level 1-100 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
  • Style: Yuurei
  • Styles: Yuurei, Obake, Youkai, Azukiarai
Store price: $4.99
The K-9 Mane
Level 1-100 Spirit Animal
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Store price: $7.49
The Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
Store price: $4.99
Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
The Bonedolier
Level 1-100 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
Store price: $4.99
The Spooky Sleeves
Level 1-100 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Store price: $4.99
The Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 1-100 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside, where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Store price: $4.99
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat
  • Style: Universal
  • Styles: Universal, Scout, Demoman, Soldier
Store price: $2.49
The Deadliest Duckling
Level 1-100 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
  • Style: Capone
  • Styles: Capone, Luciano
Store price: $7.49
The Memory Maker
Level 50 Camera
The memories you made as a Saxxy finalist will live on forever in film. Other memories—like that time you fractured some jerk Engineer's skull with an 8mm camera—will live on forever in your heart.
  • Untradable
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
The Cool Breeze
Level 1-100 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
Store price: $4.99
The Mutton Mann
Level 1-100 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
Store price: $4.99
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
Double Donk! Bomb explosions after a cannon ball impact will deal mini-crits to impact victims
  • Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
  • +20% projectile speed
  • Cannonballs push players back on impact
  • Cannonballs do not explode on impact
Store price: $1.99
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
The Wilson Weave
Level 1-100 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
  • Style: No Hat
  • Styles: No Hat, No Hat and No Headphones
Store price: $4.99
The Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Store price: $2.49
Buck Turner All-Stars
Level 1-100 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes. Both his feet were later amputated.
Blind Justice
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge and experience the thrill for yourself!
TF_GateBot_Light
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: style0
  • Styles: style0, style1
  • Untradable
Festive Eyelander
Level 1-99 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Styles: TF_UnknownStyle, TF_UnknownStyle
The Tide Turner
Level 1-100 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a mini-crit melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
  • +15% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
  • Full turning control while charging
  • Melee kills refill 75% of your charge meter.
  • Taking damage while shield charging reduces remaining charging time
Store price: $1.99
The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 1-100 Parachute
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
Store price: $0.99
Taunt: Spent Well Spirits
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Demoman Taunt
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Styles: TF_UnknownStyle
Store price: $4.99
Taunt: Oblooterated
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Demoman Taunt
Store price: $4.99
The Necro Smasher
Level 50 Hammer
The Crossing Guard
Level 25 Sign
Festive Chargin' Targe
Level 1-99 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
  • +50% fire damage resistance on wearer
  • +30% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Quickiebomb Launcher
Level 1-99 Stickybomb Launcher
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • -0.20000000298 sec faster bomb arm time
  • Max charge time decreased by 70%
  • Up to +35% damage based on charge
  • -15% damage penalty
  • -50% clip size
Store price: $1.99
The Iron Bomber
Level 1-99 Grenade Launcher
  • Grenades have very little bounce and roll
  • -30% fuse time on grenades
  • -15% explosion radius
Store price: $1.99
The Expert's Ordnance
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes these Demoman items:
Winter Update Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes all of the Winter Update class set items:
Box of Fancy Hats
Level 50 Item Bundle
Contains a variety of incredibly fancy hats:
A Bargaining Manne's Bundle of Bargains
Level 75 Item Bundle
Includes all items from the Polycount Pack and the Winter Update Pack:
Pile of Nasty Weapons
Level 50 Item Bundle
An assortment of particularly nasty weapons:
The Emperor's Assortment
Level 50 Item Bundle
Get all eight items.
This haiku is not lying.
Get. All. Eight. Items:
Demoman Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Want to play as Demoman? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Timbuk-Tuesday Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Load up on these (mostly) Mid-Eastern themed items for the Sniper, Scout, and Demoman:
Store price: $34.99
The Uber Update Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Get every new item in the Uber Update in one massive bundle:
Store price: $99.99
The Emperor's Assortment
Level 50 Item Bundle
Get all eight items.
This haiku is not lying.
Get. All. Eight. Items:
The Highland Hound Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Celebrate Halloween using these items:
Summer 2012 Community Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
The Summer 2012 Community Bundle is filled with amazing creations by members of the TF2 community. So if you happen to be on parole, this actually probably counts as community service:
Store price: $29.99
Hero Academy Gold Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
This heroic bundle contains a gift copy of Hero Academy with all DLC on Steam, as well as all four Hero Academy-themed hats:
Store price: $14.99
Red Demoman Action Figure Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Blue Demoman Action Figure Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Demoman Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Want to play as Demoman? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Love And War Weapons Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes the complete set of new gameplay weapons from the Love And War update:
Store price: $7.99
Demoman Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Demoman? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Store price: $4.99
Class Token - Demoman
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Decorated Weapon Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
Decorated Weapon Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
Decorated Weapon Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
Decorated Weapon Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
Decorated Weapon Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
Decorated Weapon Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
Decorated Weapon Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Decorated Weapon Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Decorated Weapon Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
Decorated Weapon Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
Decorated Weapon Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
Decorated Weapon Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Decorated Weapon Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Decorated Weapon Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
Decorated Weapon Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Decorated Weapon Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Decorated Weapon Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
Decorated Weapon Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
Decorated Weapon Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Decorated Weapon Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
Decorated Weapon Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
The HDMI Patch
Level 1-100 Photograph
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
The Bolted Bombardier
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and they want to talk to you.
The FR-0
Level 1-100 Hat
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic '70s film "Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
The Pure Tin Capotain
Level 1-100 Hat
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger? Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention since the electric can opener.
The Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt helmet.
The Broadband Bonnet
Level 1-100 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
The Bolted Bicorne
Level 1-100 Hat
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your move, parrots.
The Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 1-100 Hat
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep boop kill all humans!
The Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 1-100 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
The Tartantaloons
Level 1-100 Apparel
Are these Scottish pantaloons historically accurate? You got us. Why don't you go ask your boyfriend History?
Store price: $7.49
The Tartan Shade
Level 1-100 Hat
This patterned cloak lets you skulk undetected in any plaid-covered shadows.
Store price: $9.99
The Dark Age Defender
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
This knight's armor will repel anything someone from the 12th century might throw at you, be it a rock, a sword, a thatched cottage or a Merlin.
Store price: $9.99
The Glasgow Great Helm
Level 1-100 Helmet
This knight's helm is perfect for defending against 12th century offensive weaponry, like swords, sticks and definitely-not-bullets.
Store price: $7.49
The Macho Mann
Level 1-100 Glasses
Sometimes it really does take a village, people.
Store price: $9.99
The Black Watch
Level 1-100 Hat
This Scottish infantry tam o'shanter commemorates the desperately sober 5th battalion, who tried to make liquor out of gunpowder and accidentally invented sticky bombs.
Store price: $4.99
The Tartan Spartan
Level 1-100 Helmet
"Lads, tonight we DRINK IN HELL! And it's only noon right now, so let's ALSO DRINK RIGHT HERE!"
Store price: $4.99
The Gaelic Golf Bag
Level 1-100 Golf Clubs
"Ach, t'is a Cinderella story! Outta nowhere. A former demolitions expert, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the bloody hole!"
Store price: $4.99
The Whiskey Bib
Level 1-100 Puffy Shirt
"Sometimes when yer swiggin' woodgrain alcohol from a clay jug, a wee bit can miss the mouth, like. Catch those precious drops with a genuine Scottish whiskey bib."
Store price: $4.99
The Stormin' Norman
Level 1-100 Helmet
This knight's helm was painstakingly recreated using stills from the classic time travel episode (Ep 417: "A K.I.T.T. in King Arthur's Court") of the hit TV show Knight Rider.
Store price: $7.49
The Gaelic Garb
Level 1-100 Apparel
"And we'll tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our FREEDOM! To wear these POOFY SHIRTS! What's that, Havish? Oh. AND THESE SASHES!"
Store price: $4.99
Demobot Armor
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
Demobot Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
Sentrybuster
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Weight Room Warmer
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $9.99
The Hurt Locher
Level 1-100 Apparel
Everyone likes to watch their enemies blow up. But if you're close enough to get a really good look, you'll blow up too. It is life's greatest tragedy.
Store price: $12.99
Pirate Bandana
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $9.99
Cap'n Calamari
Level 1-100 Mask
Ethereal Hood
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Baphomet Trotters
Level 1-100 Hooves
The Squid's Lid
Level 1-100 Hat
Polly Putrid
Level 1-100 Undead Pet
The Headtaker's Hood
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Transylvania Top
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Candleer
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Horsemann's Hand-Me-Down
Level 1-100 Cape
The Lordly Lapels
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Mann-Bird of Aberdeen
Level 1-100 Bird Head
The Parasight
Level 1-100 Mask
The Sub Zero Suit
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $7.49
Highland High Heels
Level 1-100 Boots
Store price: $4.99
Tartan Tyrolean
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Stylish DeGroot
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Bushi-Dou
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $7.49
The Sole Saviors
Level 1-100 Boots
Store price: $4.99
The Juggernaut Jacket
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $4.99
The Sangu Sleeves
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $4.99
The Toowoomba Tunic
Level 1-100 Apparel
  • Style: Knight
  • Styles: Knight, Peasant
Store price: $4.99
The Razor Cut
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $7.49
The Frontier Djustice
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $9.99
The Allbrero
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $12.99
Seeing Double
Level 1-100 Glasses
Store price: $5.99
Six Pack Abs
Level 1-100 Bottles
Store price: $7.49
Mann of the Seven Sees
Level 1-100 Coat
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
The Forgotten King's Restless Head
Level 1-100 Hat
The Forgotten King's Pauldrons
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Eyeborg
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Mannhattan Project
Level 1-100 Hat
Double Dynamite
Level 1-100 Decorative Bombs
Bomber's Bucket Hat
Level 1-100 Hat
Snow Sleeves
Level 1-100 Jacket
Double Dog Dare Demo Pants
Level 1-100 Pants
Valhalla Helm
Level 1-100 Hat
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Storm Stompers
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Scot Bonnet
Level 1-100 Hat
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Bruce's Bonnet
Level 1-100 Hat
Outta' Sight
Level 1-100 Hat
Taunt: Bad Pipes
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Demoman Taunt
Store price: $4.99
The Hood of Sorrows
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $7.49
Teufort Knight
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $9.99
Shin Shredders
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
The Dayjogger
Level 1-100 Hat
The Demo's Dustcatcher
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Aerobatics Demonstrator
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
Spirit of the Bombing Past
Level 1-100 Hat
Socked and Loaded
Level 1-100 Stocking
Handy Canes
Level 1-100 Candy Canes
Bomb Beanie
Level 1-100 Hat
The Bomber Knight
Level 1-100 Hat
Reader's Choice
Level 1-100 Glasses
Elf Esteem
Level 1-100 Hat
Taunt: Scotsmann's Stagger
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Demoman Taunt
Store price: $4.99
Blast Defense
Level 1-100 Hat