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Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Soldier's Stash
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or gambling.
Stainless Pot
Level 1-100 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Store price: $4.99
Tyrant's Helm
Level 1-100 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
Store price: $4.99
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • -70% explosion radius
Store price: $0.49
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
  • When weapon is active:
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
Store price: $0.99
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
Store price: $0.49
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
  • -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Store price: $0.99
Killer's Kabuto
Level 1-100 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Store price: $4.99
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Store price: $0.99
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 1-100 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Store price: $4.99
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Styles: TF_UnknownStyle, TF_UnknownStyle
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
Store price: $0.99
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $7.49
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
  • On Hit: Gain up to +20 health per attack
  • -25% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Styles: TF_UnknownStyle, TF_UnknownStyle
Store price: $0.99
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
  • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
Store price: $0.49
Lumbricus Lid
Level 10 Hat
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Stout Shako
Level 1-100 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Store price: $4.99
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Exquisite Rack
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Store price: $4.99
Defiant Spartan
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
  • +4 health regenerated per second on wearer
Store price: $1.99
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
Store price: $1.99
Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1-100 Hat
The Team Captain
Level 1-100 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Store price: $7.49
Honcho's Headgear
Level 1-100 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Store price: $7.49
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
Store price: $7.49
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 1-100 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Store price: $7.49
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
  • +25% clip size
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • -25% damage penalty
Store price: $4.99
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
Store price: $4.99
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
  • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
Store price: $2.49
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $12.99
Brain Bucket
Level 1-100 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $12.99
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
  • Style: Helmet
  • Styles: Helmet, No Helmet
Store price: $4.99
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
Store price: $9.99
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Store price: $7.49
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Store price: $4.99
Armored Authority
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 1-100 Uniform
Store price: $12.99
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
Store price: $4.99
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Store price: $12.99
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Store price: $1.99
The Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
The Idiot Box
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Steel Pipes
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Shoestring Budget
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
Store price: $7.49
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Store price: $4.99
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
Store price: $4.99
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Style: Classic
  • Styles: Classic, Thunderstruck
Store price: $12.99
The Kringle Collection
Level 1-100 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Store price: $12.99
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
The Lucky Shot
Level 1-100 Hat
Let's see you do that again, Private.
Store price: $4.99
The Battle Bob
Level 1-100 Hat
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the natural contours of your fearsome war face.
  • Style: Without Helmet
  • Styles: Without Helmet, With Helmet
The Conquistador
Level 1-100 Hat
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French cosplayer.
Store price: $4.99
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 1-100 Rocket Launcher
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • -20% explosion radius
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
Store price: $2.49
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 1-100 Decorative Bombs
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's looking? We bet yes!
Store price: $4.99
The Helmet Without a Home
Level 1-100 Hat
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your valuable tramp-thoughts.
Store price: $4.99
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
Store price: $4.99
The Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into thinking you're probably in the army too.
The Professor's Pineapple
Level 1-100 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get super powers if you drink it.
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
  • When weapon is active:
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
Store price: $0.0
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
The War Pig
Level 1-100 Hat
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance, Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has stopped expecting anything from him.
  • Style: Uninhibited
  • Styles: Uninhibited, Conspicuous
Store price: $4.99
The Tin Pot
Level 1-100 Hat
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
  • Style: Battered
  • Styles: Battered, Standard Issue
Soldier's Stogie
Level 1-100 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
Store price: $4.99
The Crafty Hair
Level 1-100 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Style: Yellow
  • Styles: Yellow, Brown
The Menpo
Level 1-100 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
  • Style: Yuurei
  • Styles: Yuurei, Obake, Youkai, Azukiarai
Store price: $4.99
The Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan.
Store price: $4.99
Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
The Bonedolier
Level 1-100 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
Store price: $4.99
The Zipperface
Level 1-100 Hat
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know, thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an idiot in front of your kids again!
Store price: $4.99
The Exorcizor
Level 1-100 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing outfit!
Store price: $4.99
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat
  • Style: Universal
  • Styles: Universal, Scout, Demoman, Soldier
Store price: $2.49
The Chief Constable
Level 1-100 Hat
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
Store price: $4.99
The Deadliest Duckling
Level 1-100 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
  • Style: Capone
  • Styles: Capone, Luciano
Store price: $7.49
The Memory Maker
Level 50 Camera
The memories you made as a Saxxy finalist will live on forever in film. Other memories—like that time you fractured some jerk Engineer's skull with an 8mm camera—will live on forever in your heart.
  • Untradable
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 1-100 Hat
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No, YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
  • Style: Amateur
  • Styles: Amateur, Pro
Store price: $4.99
The Mutton Mann
Level 1-100 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
Store price: $4.99
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
The Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Store price: $2.49
The Doe-Boy
Level 1-100 Hat
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and "freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
  • Style: Peek-a-boo...
  • Styles: Peek-a-boo..., I see you!
TF_GateBot_Light
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: style0
  • Styles: style0, style1
  • Untradable
The War on Smissmas Battle Hood
Level 1-100 Hat
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.
  • Style: No Helmet
  • Styles: No Helmet, Helmet
The War on Smissmas Battle Socks
Level 1-100 Decorative Bombs
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.
Festive Black Box
Level 1-99 Rocket Launcher
  • On Hit: Gain up to +20 health per attack
  • -25% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Styles: TF_UnknownStyle, TF_UnknownStyle
The Big Daddy
Level 1-100 Mask
Enjoy all of the benefits of being President (leading the free world, joining up with bank-robbing surf-gangs, steep discounts at fast food restaurants) with this tricky Presidential mask.
The First American
Level 1-100 Mask
Statesman. Scientist. Inventor. Pretend to be all of these things and more with this Benjamin Franklin mask. So life-like, the real Franklin will think he invented another version of himself!
The Gilded Guard
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
The B.A.S.E. Jumper
Level 1-100 Parachute
Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.
Store price: $2.49
The Air Strike
Level 1-100 Rocket Launcher
  • -15% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • Increased attack speed and smaller blast radius while blast jumping
  • Clip size increased on kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • -10% explosion radius
Store price: $1.99
Taunt: Fresh Brewed Victory
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Soldier Taunt
Store price: $4.99
The Necro Smasher
Level 50 Hammer
The Crossing Guard
Level 25 Sign
Festive Shotgun
Level 1-99 Shotgun
The Panic Attack
Level 1-99 Shotgun
  • 50% faster reload time
  • This weapon deploys 50% faster
  • Fire rate increases as health decreases
  • Hold fire to load up to 4 shells
  • Weapon spread increases as health decreases
Store price: $4.99
The Tank Buster
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes all the Polycount Soldier Items:
Polycount Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes all the Polycount Contest winning entries:
A Bargaining Manne's Bundle of Bargains
Level 75 Item Bundle
Includes all items from the Polycount Pack and the Winter Update Pack:
The Emperor's Assortment
Level 50 Item Bundle
Get all eight items.
This haiku is not lying.
Get. All. Eight. Items:
Soldier Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Want to play as Soldier? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
World War Wednesday Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Load up on these military themed items for the Soldier:
Store price: $29.99
The Uber Update Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Get every new item in the Uber Update in one massive bundle:
Store price: $99.99
Dr. Grordbort's Victory Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Grab the whole pack of Dr. Grordbort items for the Soldier, designed by WETA Workshop!
Store price: $19.99
TF_Bundle_DrGComicCon
Level 50 Item Bundle
The Emperor's Assortment
Level 50 Item Bundle
Get all eight items.
This haiku is not lying.
Get. All. Eight. Items:
The Tin Soldier Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Celebrate Halloween using these items:
The Pickaxe Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes both the Equalizer and the Escape Plan:
Store price: $0.99
Dumpster Diver Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Finally! Experience the thrill of being homeless from the comfort of your own home:
Store price: $9.49
Red Soldier Action Figure Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Blue Soldier Action Figure Promo
Level 50 Item Bundle
Soldier Starter Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
Want to play as Soldier? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Store price: $0.99
Love And War Weapons Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes the complete set of new gameplay weapons from the Love And War update:
Store price: $7.99
Soldier Starter Pack
Level 1-100 Item Bundle
Want to play as Soldier? We put every functionally unique weapon he's ever gotten into one handy, low-priced package.
Class Token - Soldier
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Decorated Weapon Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Decorated Weapon Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Decorated Weapon Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Decorated Weapon Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Decorated Weapon Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Decorated Weapon Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Decorated Weapon Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Decorated Weapon Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Decorated Weapon Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Decorated Weapon Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Decorated Weapon Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Decorated Weapon Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Decorated Weapon Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Decorated Weapon Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Decorated Weapon Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Decorated Weapon Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Decorated Weapon Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Decorated Weapon Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Decorated Weapon Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Decorated Weapon Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Decorated Weapon Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
Steel Shako
Level 1-100 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 1-100 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and fix your major malfunction!
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 1-100 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug. Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something in your mouth that is on fire.
The Powdered Practitioner
Level 1-100 Hat
An integral part of any travel survival kit, this wig will help you escape Disney World if the Hall of Presidents ever comes to life. Comes with tri-corn hat in case Pirates of the Caribbean comes to life instead.
  • Style: Too Pompous to Describe
  • Styles: Too Pompous to Describe, Classical
Store price: $7.49
The Cloud Crasher
Level 1-100 Hat
This paratrooper's helmet keeps your head safe while you jump out of planes. Show those birds who's boss! Teach some fluffy little clouds what they'll get if you ever catch them around your sky again!
Store price: $7.49
The Macho Mann
Level 1-100 Glasses
Sometimes it really does take a village, people.
Store price: $9.99
The Valley Forge
Level 1-100 Hat
This tricorn is a tribute to our country's greatest President. The tiny medal on it is a tribute to the ribbony children's medal he won for inventing America.
Store price: $7.49
The Compatriot
Level 1-100 Mascot
"This is not a bird, maggot! It is a shoulder-mounted symbol of freedom, and you WILL salute it in this man's army!"
Store price: $9.99
The Caribbean Conqueror
Level 1-100 Hat
"You! Stop jibbing that mainsail and give me twenty! You up in the crow's nest! Drop that telescope and get on your face! Everybody on this ship start doing push-ups!"
Store price: $4.99
The Colonial Clogs
Level 1-100 Shoes
"I can confirm that these are George Washington's actual shoes, because I found them buried two feet up an Englishman's ass!"
Store price: $4.99
The Whirly Warrior
Level 1-100 Helmet
"To your left, some French buildings. Directly in front of us is the Eiffel Tower, which I'm about to bring down. This concludes our helicopter tour of France."
Store price: $4.99
The Rebel Rouser
Level 1-100 Hat
"Hold on, why are Americans fighting other Americans? Did everybody in France die and nobody told me?"
Store price: $4.99
The Shogun's Shoulder Guard
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
"The next time some bleeding heart cries on your shoulder about the state of the environment, he can slam his tear ducts into the Shogun. This shoulder is CLOSED!"
Store price: $9.99
The Hornblower
Level 1-100 Coat
"This uniform was worn by Horatio Nelson during the Napoleonic Wars! If you sunk his ship he would swim at you with a cannon on his back! If he ran out of cannonballs he would fire himself at your hull! That is how bad he wanted to beat the French!"
Store price: $9.99
Lieutenant Bites
Level 1-100 Mascot
Hobbies: contracting rabies, giving people rabies. Favorite foods: spoiled sour cream rations, arm meat.
Store price: $4.99
The Brawling Buccaneer
Level 1-100 Coat
"We do not plunder in this man's pirate army, maggot! On this ship you will patrol the seas for liberals and Communists, and go to bed at a sensible hour!"
Store price: $4.99
The Founding Father
Level 1-100 Apparel
This shirt envisions a terrifying alternate universe where our nation's patriots wore frilly-cuffed silk blouses instead of the respectable undershirts they possessed in actual history.
Store price: $4.99
Soldierbot Armor
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
Soldierbot Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
The Viking Braider
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
O.G. Vikings know: Braid before blade, son.
Store price: $17.49
The Cuban Bristle Crisis
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Dress up like Cuban celeb Fidel Castro, inventor of the Castromatic, a self-casting fishing pole that swept the nation in the 60s.
Store price: $12.99
Grub Grenades
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Faux Manchu
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
The Hidden Dragon
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
Pin Pals
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Freedom Feathers
Level 1-100 Bird Head
The Candleer
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Cadaver's Capper
Level 1-100 Hat
The Hardium Helm
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Jupiter Jumpers
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Space Bracers
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Spellbinder's Bonnet
Level 1-100 Hat
Lieutenant Bites the Dust
Level 1-100 Undead Pet
The Shaolin Sash
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Larval Lid
Level 1-100 Hat
The Slo-Poke
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
The Toy Soldier
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $7.49
Antarctic Parka
Level 1-100 Coat
Store price: $7.49
Marshall's Mutton Chops
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Store price: $4.99
Ground Control
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
The Killer's Kit
Level 1-100 Apparel
  • Style: Style 1
  • Styles: Style 1, Style 2
Store price: $4.99
The Classified Coif
Level 1-100 Coat
Store price: $4.99
The Spook Specs
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
The Man in Slacks
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $4.99
The Lone Survivor
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
The Ghoul Gibbin' Gear
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Hellhunter's Headpiece
Level 1-100 Hat
The Supernatural Stalker
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Battle Bird
Level 1-100 Hat
Screamin' Eagle
Level 1-100 Hat
Condor Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
Mistaken Movember
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Coldfront Curbstompers
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Skullcap
Level 1-100 Hat
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Cold Snap Coat
Level 1-100 Coat
Taunt: Soldier's Requiem
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Soldier Taunt
Store price: $4.99
The Hellmet
Level 1-100 Hat
The Caped Crusader
Level 1-100 Cape
  • Style: Vigilante
  • Styles: Vigilante, Team Playa
Store price: $7.49
Buttler
Level 1-100 Tool Belt
Store price: $4.99
Teufort Knight
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $9.99
The Diplomat
Level 1-100 Coat
The Gift Bringer
Level 1-100 Coat
Taunt: The Fubar Fanfare
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Soldier Taunt
"Freedom isn't free, maggots! Guess the price! Wrong! That is too high! Freedom is NOT that expensive!"
Patriot's Pouches
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
  • Style: Normal
  • Styles: Normal, Camo
Pestering Jester
Level 1-100 Hat
Socked and Loaded
Level 1-100 Stocking
Handy Canes
Level 1-100 Candy Canes
Reader's Choice
Level 1-100 Glasses
Flakcatcher
Level 1-100 Jacket