Project P
Demoman's Fro
Level 1-100 Hat
Mining Light
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Football Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 1-100 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Pyro's Beanie
Level 1-100 Hat
Batter's Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of plastic!
  • Style: Hat and Headphones
  • Styles: Hat and Headphones, No Hat and No Headphones, No Hat
Trophy Belt
Level 1-100 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Soldier's Stash
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or gambling.
Fancy Fedora
Level 1-100 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 1-100 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
Store price: $4.99
Engineer's Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Officer's Ushanka
Level 1-100 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Store price: $4.99
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 1-100 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense.
Store price: $4.99
Stainless Pot
Level 1-100 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Store price: $4.99
Tyrant's Helm
Level 1-100 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
Store price: $4.99
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 1-100 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Store price: $4.99
Camera Beard
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
Store price: $4.99
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 1-100 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Store price: $4.99
Brigade Helm
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Bonk Helm
Level 1-100 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Store price: $4.99
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 1-100 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Store price: $4.99
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 1-100 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Store price: $4.99
Professional's Panama
Level 1-100 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Store price: $4.99
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 1-100 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Store price: $4.99
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 1-100 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them?
Store price: $4.99
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 1-100 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Store price: $4.99
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 1-100 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Store price: $4.99
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: Tasteful and Refined
  • Styles: Tasteful and Refined, Garish and Overbearing
Store price: $4.99
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 1-100 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Store price: $7.49
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 1-100 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Store price: $4.99
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 1-100 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Store price: $4.99
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 1-100 Mask
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Store price: $4.99
The Hound Dog
Level 1-100 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
Store price: $4.99
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 1-100 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Store price: $4.99
Hotrod
Level 1-100 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from your eyeballs.
Store price: $4.99
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
Straight outta control point.
  • Style: New School
  • Styles: New School, Old School, Older School, Oldest School
Store price: $4.99
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 1-100 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Store price: $4.99
Killer's Kabuto
Level 1-100 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Store price: $4.99
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 1-100 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Store price: $4.99
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
Store price: $7.49
Whoopee Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion for the discerning youth.
Store price: $4.99
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Store price: $4.99
Ze Goggles
Level 1-100 Glasses
Nothing
Store price: $4.99
Safe'n'Sound
Level 1-100 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!
Store price: $4.99
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 1-100 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Store price: $4.99
Frenchman's Beret
Level 1-100 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Store price: $4.99
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 1-100 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Store price: $4.99
Vintage Merryweather
Level 1-100 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to quell his flames.
Store price: $4.99
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 1-100 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Store price: $4.99
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 1-100 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished bonesaw.
Store price: $4.99
The Heavy Duty Rag
Level 1-100 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Store price: $4.99
The Attendant
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $7.49
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 1-100 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Store price: $4.99
The Milkman
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $7.49
Familiar Fez
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $7.49
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $7.49
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $7.49
Pugilist's Protector
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Old Guadalajara
Level 1-100 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Store price: $4.99
Napper's Respite
Level 1-100 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
Store price: $4.99
Bombing Run
Level 1-100 Hat
Death from above!
Store price: $4.99
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Stout Shako
Level 1-100 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Store price: $4.99
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Handyman's Handle
Level 1-100 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Store price: $4.99
Hard Counter
Level 1-100 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Store price: $4.99
Sober Stuntman
Level 1-100 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Store price: $4.99
Carouser's Capotain
Level 1-100 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
Store price: $4.99
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Store price: $4.99
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $7.49
Scotch Bonnet
Level 1-100 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
Store price: $7.49
The Big Chief
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $7.49
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Larrikin Robin
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Blighted Beak
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: Yersinia Pestis
  • Styles: Yersinia Pestis, Vibrio Cholerae
Store price: $4.99
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: Original
  • Styles: Original, Full Color Paint, Stylish Paint
Store price: $4.99
Prancer's Pride
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Détective Noir
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Madame Dixie
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Buckaroos Hat
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
German Gonzila
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Flipped Trilby
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Coupe D'isaster
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Le Party Phantom
Level 1-100 Mask
Store price: $4.99
Industrial Festivizer
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Exquisite Rack
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Store price: $4.99
Defiant Spartan
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Crocleather Slouch
Level 1-100 Hat
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
Store price: $4.99
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat
The Dread Knot
Level 1-100 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Store price: $4.99
The Samur-Eye
Level 1-100 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Store price: $4.99
The Noh Mercy
Level 1-100 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Store price: $4.99
The Geisha Boy
Level 1-100 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Store price: $4.99
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 1-100 Hat
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
Store price: $7.49
The Team Captain
Level 1-100 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Store price: $7.49
Western Wear
Level 1-100 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
Store price: $7.49
Large Luchadore
Level 1-100 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
  • Style: El Macho
  • Styles: El Macho, El Amor Ardiente, El Picante Grande
Store price: $7.49
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Store price: $7.49
Big Country
Level 1-100 Hat
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
  • Style: Nelson
  • Styles: Nelson, Brooks
Store price: $7.49
Grimm Hatte
Level 1-100 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
Store price: $7.49
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 1-100 Hat
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics. Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
  • Style: Manic
  • Styles: Manic, Tamed
Store price: $7.49
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 1-100 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Store price: $9.99
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 1-100 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
Store price: $7.49
Private Eye
Level 1-100 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
Store price: $7.49
Googly Gazer
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Augmentation
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
  • Style: Mad Science
  • Styles: Mad Science, Machine in the Man
Store price: $7.49
Reggaelator
Level 1-100 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
  • Style: Original
  • Styles: Original, Burst, Bones, Designer
Store price: $7.49
Honcho's Headgear
Level 1-100 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Store price: $7.49
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
Store price: $7.49
Villain's Veil
Level 1-100 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
  • Style: Hired Gun
  • Styles: Hired Gun, Smooth Assassin, Trained Killer
Store price: $7.49
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
Store price: $7.49
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 1-100 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Store price: $7.49
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 1-100 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
Store price: $7.49
Doctor's Sack
Level 1-100 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
Store price: $7.49
Ol' Geezer
Level 1-100 Hat
Get off mah land!
Store price: $7.49
Desert Marauder
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $12.99
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $12.99
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $12.99
The Capo's Capper
Level 1-100 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except against fashion.
Store price: $12.99
Brain Bucket
Level 1-100 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $12.99
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
  • Style: Helmet
  • Styles: Helmet, No Helmet
Store price: $4.99
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
Armored Authority
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 1-100 Uniform
Store price: $12.99
Bonk Boy
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: Aerodynamic Classic
  • Styles: Aerodynamic Classic, Tuned In
Store price: $12.99
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an accomplice to murder.
Store price: $12.99
The Made Man
Level 1-100 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Store price: $12.99
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just shot.
Store price: $7.49
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of divine light, and a flock of doves.
Store price: $1.99
Copper's Hard Top
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: Peacekeeper
  • Styles: Peacekeeper, Lawless
Store price: $4.99
Security Shades
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Tam O' Shanter
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Stately Steel Toe
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
Store price: $4.99
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
Store price: $4.99
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 1-100 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Store price: $4.99
The Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less than impressed.
Store price: $7.49
The Anger
Level 10 Hat
Store price: $7.49
Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Store price: $7.49
The Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
Store price: $4.99
The Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Store price: $7.49
The Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Store price: $4.99
The Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Store price: $4.99
The Purity Fist
Level 10 Cosmetic Augmentation
Store price: $9.99
The Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Store price: $9.99
The Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
Store price: $7.49
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Store price: $7.49
The Last Breath
Level 13 Hat
Store price: $7.49
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat
Store price: $7.49
The Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
Store price: $7.49
The Cold War Luchador
Level 10 Mask
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile Crisis.
The Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not go unwarranted.
  • Style: With Helmet
  • Styles: With Helmet, Without Helmet
Store price: $9.99
The Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and several other varieties of structural defect.
Store price: $4.99
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
The Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
Store price: $4.99
The Bubble Pipe
Level 1-100 Hat
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
Store price: $12.99
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10 Hat
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. Like another billy goat.
  • Style: Style 1
  • Styles: Style 1, Style 2
Store price: $7.49
The One-Man Army
Level 10 Hat
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one thing: A good supply of body bags.
  • Style: Style 1
  • Styles: Style 1, Style 2
Store price: $7.49
The Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10 Hat
This hat is a spy.
Store price: $9.99
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
Store price: $7.49
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Store price: $7.49
The Pencil Pusher
Level 10 Cosmetic Item
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
Store price: $7.49
The Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
Store price: $7.49
The Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight! Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can too.
Store price: $7.49
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms off.
Store price: $7.49
The Salty Dog
Level 10 Hat
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
  • Style: Salty
  • Styles: Salty, Smoky
Store price: $7.49
The Little Buddy
Level 10 Hat
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
Store price: $4.99
The Gym Rat
Level 10 Hat
Let's get physical. Physical.
Store price: $4.99
The Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look like an expert on hot dogs.
Store price: $9.99
The Birdcage
Level 10 Hat
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat is. The secret is you're an idiot.
Store price: $9.99
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!
Store price: $7.49
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right way.
  • Style: I Can't Hear You
  • Styles: I Can't Hear You, Headphones Disengaged
Store price: $4.99
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's the point.
Store price: $7.49
Flair!
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Store price: $9.99
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This looks good. Really sharp.
Store price: $4.99
The Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
Store price: $9.99
L'Inspecteur
Level 10 Hat
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat is so effective.
Store price: $7.49
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Store price: $5.99
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Store price: $9.99
The Swagman's Swatter
Level 10 Hat
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This one's the best.
Store price: $9.99
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and then killing them.
Store price: $7.49
The Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
Store price: $9.99
The Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
Store price: $7.49
The Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do that.
Store price: $7.49
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Store price: $4.99
The Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an axe!'
Store price: $9.99
The Hermes
Level 10 Hat
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done, pal! Too fast!
Store price: $7.49
The Point and Shoot
Level 10 Hat
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this magically blinding pointy hat and run.
The War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on God's Earth.
The Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10 Hat
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
Store price: $4.99
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
Store price: $4.99
The Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more description. Buy.
Store price: $7.49
The Head Warmer
Level 1-100 Hat
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees, while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that slowly cooks your brain.
Store price: $7.49
The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
Store price: $9.99
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH GOD STOP HITTING ME!
Store price: $4.99
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Style: Classic
  • Styles: Classic, Thunderstruck
Store price: $12.99
The Kringle Collection
Level 1-100 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Store price: $12.99
The Jingle Belt
Level 1-100 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn victims.
  • Jingle all the way
Store price: $7.49
The Big Elfin Deal
Level 1-100 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick your teeth in.
  • Style: North Pole
  • Styles: North Pole, South Pole
Store price: $7.49
The Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh all by yourself, you sexy little man.
  • Jingle all the way
  • Style: North Pole
  • Styles: North Pole, South Pole
Store price: $5.99
The Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 1-100 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
  • Style: Afternoon
  • Styles: Afternoon, Evening
Store price: $4.99
The B.M.O.C.
Level 1-100 Hat
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
The Holiday Headcase
Level 1-100 Hat
Merry Smissmas, everyone! May all your miscellaneous holidays be happy (or somber, depending on your cultural traditions) with this ultra-rare TF item, donated by Steam User BANG!
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 1-100 Hat
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
The Stocking Stuffer
Level 1-100 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed. Thanks for nothing, Santa.
Store price: $7.49
The Brown Bomber
Level 1-100 Hat
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
  • Style: Hunter
  • Styles: Hunter, Hipster
Store price: $7.49
The Ebenezer
Level 1-100 Hat
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by Steam User Jacen.
The Lucky Shot
Level 1-100 Hat
Let's see you do that again, Private.
Store price: $4.99
The Warsworn Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible things for money.
The Bolgan
Level 1-100 Hat
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
The Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1-100 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately involved with a monster cyclops.
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 1-100 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
  • Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
Store price: $4.99
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 1-100 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts, and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or you might not get booze.
Store price: $4.99
The Snapped Pupil
Level 1-100 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
Store price: $4.99
The Dueler
Level 1-100 Hat
Congratulations on winning more duels yesterday than any other TF2 player! Wear this with pride before it changes hands tomorrow!
  • Untradable
The Gifting Man From Gifting Land
Level 1-100 Hat
Congratulations on giving out more gifts yesterday than any other TF2 player! Wear this with pride before it changes hands tomorrow!
  • Untradable
The Philateler
Level 1-100 Hat
Congratulations on doing more yesterday to support the TF2 map-making community through map stamps than anyone else! Wear this with pride before it changes hands tomorrow!
  • Untradable
The Battle Bob
Level 1-100 Hat
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the natural contours of your fearsome war face.
  • Style: Without Helmet
  • Styles: Without Helmet, With Helmet
The Bushman's Boonie
Level 1-100 Hat
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is CLASSIFIED.
The Conquistador
Level 1-100 Hat
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French cosplayer.
Store price: $4.99
The Fast Learner
Level 1-100 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
  • Style: Summer
  • Styles: Summer, Winter
Store price: $4.99
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 1-100 Decorative Bombs
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's looking? We bet yes!
Store price: $4.99
The Helmet Without a Home
Level 1-100 Hat
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your valuable tramp-thoughts.
Store price: $4.99
The RoBro 3000
Level 1-100 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet, you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF" switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own mysterious reasons!
Store price: $17.49
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
Store price: $4.99
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Store price: $17.49
The Burning Bongos
Level 1-100 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Store price: $4.99
The Waxy Wayfinder
Level 1-100 Hat
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
Store price: $4.99
The Scrap Pack
Level 1-100 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 1-100 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
  • Style: Tan
  • Styles: Tan, Midnight
Store price: $4.99
The Toss-Proof Towel
Level 1-100 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward when you're not looking.
Store price: $4.99
The Fruit Shoot
Level 1-100 Hat
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
  • Style: Deadly
  • Styles: Deadly, Dangerous, Tasty
Store price: $4.99
The Front Runner
Level 1-100 Hat
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty candles in the wind.
  • Style: Stylin'
  • Styles: Stylin', Indifferent
Store price: $4.99
The Triclops
Level 10 Hat
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick: You won't be able to see at all!
  • Style: Roasting
  • Styles: Roasting, Blazing
  • Untradable
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the exciting new world of wearing this hat.
  • Untradable
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 1-100 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows. But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll want EVERYONE to check you out.
Store price: $4.99
The Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into thinking you're probably in the army too.
The Cross-Comm Express
Level 1-100 Hat
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they can catch up to you.
The Doublecross-Comm
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you will never not be aware of them.
The Atomic Accolade
Level 1-100 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies your bravery in the field of excellence.
The Professor's Pineapple
Level 1-100 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get super powers if you drink it.
The Quadwrangler
Level 1-100 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your shooting arm, where it is!
The Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 1-100 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile air of the battlefield.
Store price: $4.99
The Liquor Locker
Level 1-100 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it: Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked and the key hidden.
  • Style: Classic
  • Styles: Classic, Front, Right Hip, Left Hip
Store price: $4.99
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 1-100 Hat
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 1-100 Mascot
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
  • Style: Essential
  • Styles: Essential, Distinguished, Imbued
Store price: $9.99
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 1-100 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
  • Style: Outdoorsmen
  • Styles: Outdoorsmen, Blood Bin, Investor, J.R. Gyle
Store price: $4.99
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 1-100 Hat
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Store price: $4.99
Liquidator's Lid
Level 1-100 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Store price: $4.99
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 1-100 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Store price: $4.99
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 1-100 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
Store price: $4.99
The Business Casual
Level 1-100 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Store price: $7.49
The HazMat Headcase
Level 1-100 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable 350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own sweltering hell.
  • Style: Safety First
  • Styles: Safety First, Reinforced, Streamlined, A Serious Absence of Fear
Store price: $9.99
The Idea Tube
Level 1-100 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it, too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one simple unballing away from remembering it.
Store price: $4.99
Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
  • Style: Normal
  • Styles: Normal, Beakless
Store price: $7.49
The Grenadier Helm
Level 1-100 Hat
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
Store price: $4.99
The Tribal Bones
Level 1-100 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
Store price: $4.99
The Void Monk Hair
Level 1-100 Hat
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase: effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you handsome devil.
Store price: $4.99
The Ninja Cowl
Level 1-100 Hat
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim. "He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
Store price: $4.99
The Triad Trinket
Level 1-100 Necklace
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home."
  • Style: Bare
  • Styles: Bare, Bear
Store price: $4.99
The Champ Stamp
Level 1-100 Tattoos
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Store price: $7.49
The Marxman
Level 1-100 Glasses
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
  • Style: No Cigar
  • Styles: No Cigar, Yes, Cigar
Store price: $4.99
The Human Cannonball
Level 1-100 Hat
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
  • Style: Crash
  • Styles: Crash, Burn, Override
Store price: $4.99
Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1-100 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group. Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
The Lone Star
Level 1-100 Hat
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really don't know how people get respect without this hat.
The Russian Rocketeer
Level 1-100 Backpack
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests we've conducted with this product!
The Soviet Gentleman
Level 1-100 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
  • Style: Normal
  • Styles: Normal, Camo
Store price: $4.99
The Pocket Purrer
Level 1-100 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow" means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder." It's probably going to say that a lot.
Store price: $4.99
The Koala Compact
Level 1-100 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself!
  • Style: Twins
  • Styles: Twins, Poor and Irish
Store price: $4.99
Hat of Cards
Level 1-100 Hat
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Store price: $4.99
Medi-Mask
Level 1-100 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask, releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So that's interesting.
Store price: $4.99
The Track Terrorizer
Level 1-100 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.
Store price: $4.99
Archimedes
Level 1-100 Mascot
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients ever since.
Store price: $12.99
The War Pig
Level 1-100 Hat
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance, Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has stopped expecting anything from him.
  • Style: Uninhibited
  • Styles: Uninhibited, Conspicuous
Store price: $4.99
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
  • Style: Whatever
  • Styles: Whatever, Formal
Store price: $4.99
The Triad Trinket
Level 1-100 Necklace
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home."
  • Style: Bare
  • Styles: Bare, Bear
The Champ Stamp
Level 1-100 Tattoos
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
The Marxman
Level 1-100 Glasses
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
  • Style: No Cigar
  • Styles: No Cigar, Yes, Cigar
The Human Cannonball
Level 1-100 Hat
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
  • Style: Crash
  • Styles: Crash, Burn, Override
The U-clank-a
Level 1-100 Hat
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
The Stealth Steeler
Level 1-100 Hat
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is spine-crushing entertainment!
The Pyrobotics Pack
Level 1-100 Backpack
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical application for the information, but it's good to learn.
The Medic Mech-bag
Level 1-100 Backpack
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body parts as cosmetic items!
The Tin Pot
Level 1-100 Hat
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
  • Style: Battered
  • Styles: Battered, Standard Issue
The Battery Bandolier
Level 1-100 Decorative Bombs
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except for all those times you bought batteries].
The Robot Running Man
Level 1-100 Hat
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh boy!
The Bolted Bushman
Level 1-100 Hat
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect. The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats only need to say two things.
The Tin-1000
Level 1-100 Hat
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red, robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Soldier's Stogie
Level 1-100 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
Store price: $4.99
The Crafty Hair
Level 1-100 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Style: Yellow
  • Styles: Yellow, Brown
Area 451
Level 1-100 Hat
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the other ones.
The Vigilant Pin
Level 1-100 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
The Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 1-100 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own shoes?
Store price: $4.99
Flunkyware
Level 1-100 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your dignity at the same time.
Store price: $4.99
The Hanger-On Hood
Level 1-100 Hat
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the stomach for dressing up like a moth.
  • Style: Without Headphones
  • Styles: Without Headphones, With Headphones
Store price: $4.99
The Flight of the Monarch
Level 1-100 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve Winwood.
Store price: $4.99
The Friends Forever Companion Square Badge
Level 20 Badge
You are a grizzled friendship veteran. Your blood and sweat has been poured into countless blanket fort constructions. You've fought in hundreds of harrowing pillow wars. Let this Friends Forever badge be a reminder to all that you know what it means to be a bro.
The Triple A Badge
Level 20 Badge
The letter "a" is a great letter. We like it so much, we stuck it on a badge. And we thought this gas mask guy looked neat, so we put him on there too. We're going with our guts; it's working out pretty well. Our guts feel like the next item we ship will be...a hat of some kind. Yeah. We're feeling really good about this.
The Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait. That's what he had. You get this hat.
The Combat Medic's Crusher Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait. That's what he had. You get this hat.
The Heroic Companion Badge
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally they let you hang out with them.
  • Style: Russian
  • Styles: Russian, German
The Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 1-100 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted. Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern tackles the other.
Store price: $4.99
The Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
Level 1-100 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck, dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work, you can rob them.
Store price: $4.99
The Whale Bone Charm
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
Store price: $4.99
The King of Scotland Cape
Level 1-100 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
Store price: $7.49
The Menpo
Level 1-100 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
  • Style: Yuurei
  • Styles: Yuurei, Obake, Youkai, Azukiarai
Store price: $4.99
The K-9 Mane
Level 1-100 Spirit Animal
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Store price: $7.49
The Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1-100 Hat
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows, then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Store price: $4.99
The Foppish Physician
Level 1-100 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
  • Style: Tie
  • Styles: Tie, Epaulettes
Store price: $7.49
The Distinguished Rogue
Level 1-100 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
  • Style: Tie
  • Styles: Tie, Epaulettes
Store price: $7.49
Sir Hootsalot
Level 1-100 Mascot
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a super-genius on this one.
  • Style: Wilderness
  • Styles: Wilderness, Snowy
Store price: $4.99
Master Mind
Level 1-100 Hat
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that capitalizes on both.
Store price: $4.99
The Scarecrow
Level 1-100 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
Store price: $4.99
The Crone's Dome
Level 1-100 Hat
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
Store price: $4.99
The Executioner
Level 1-100 Hat
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret word is "Freedom".)
Store price: $4.99
The Bonedolier
Level 1-100 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
Store price: $4.99
The Plutonidome
Level 1-100 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium. Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
  • Style: Functioning
  • Styles: Functioning, Broken
Store price: $4.99
The Spooky Shoes
Level 1-100 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's! Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
Store price: $4.99
The Spooky Sleeves
Level 1-100 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Store price: $4.99
The Zipperface
Level 1-100 Hat
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know, thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an idiot in front of your kids again!
Store price: $4.99
The Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights activists get wind of this and shut it down.
  • Style: Haunting
  • Styles: Haunting, Please Help, Hey Guys, What's Going On?, Bone Party
Store price: $4.99
The Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
Store price: $4.99
The Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 1-100 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Store price: $4.99
The Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 1-100 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Store price: $4.99
The Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 1-100 Hat
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Store price: $4.99
The Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Store price: $4.99
The Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 1-100 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside, where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Store price: $4.99
The Exorcizor
Level 1-100 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing outfit!
Store price: $4.99
The Wraith Wrap
Level 1-100 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings from midgets.
Store price: $4.99
The Coffin Kit
Level 1-100 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die. Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Store price: $4.99
The Cockfighter
Level 10 Hat
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
  • Style: Max
  • Styles: Max, Lilly
The Hitt Mann Badge
Level 1-100 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
Store price: $4.99
That '70s Chapeau
Level 1-100 Hat
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Store price: $7.49
The Chief Constable
Level 1-100 Hat
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
Store price: $4.99
The Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1-100 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Store price: $4.99
The Deadliest Duckling
Level 1-100 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
  • Style: Capone
  • Styles: Capone, Luciano
Store price: $7.49
The DethKapp
Level 1-100 Hat
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally answers that age-old mystery: It was you!
  • Style: Grim
  • Styles: Grim, Stark Raving Mad, Stern, Slightly Off
Store price: $4.99
Nose Candy
Level 1-100 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
  • Style: Horrific
  • Styles: Horrific, Happy
Store price: $4.99
Rail Spikes
Level 1-100 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits welded onto the round bits.
Store price: $4.99
Brock's Locks
Level 1-100 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased, tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from your lower back and buttocks years ago.
Store price: $4.99
The Saxxy Clapper Badge
Level 5 Badge
Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!
  • Untradable
The Tuxxy
Level 1-100 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
Store price: $4.99
Faerie Solitaire Pin
Level 1-100 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical beings.
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 1-100 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one, you inscrutable person of mystery!
  • Style: With Stripes
  • Styles: With Stripes, Without Stripes
Store price: $4.99
The Cut Throat Concierge
Level 1-100 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
Store price: $4.99
Der Wintermantel
Level 1-100 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is synthetic.
  • Style: Gramma's Sweater Showing
  • Styles: Gramma's Sweater Showing, Gramma's Sweater Hidden
Store price: $4.99
The Cool Breeze
Level 1-100 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
Store price: $4.99
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 1-100 Hat
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No, YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
  • Style: Amateur
  • Styles: Amateur, Pro
Store price: $4.99
The Cold Killer
Level 1-100 Hat
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
Store price: $4.99
Doc's Holiday
Level 1-100 Apparel
Comes in "Fever", "Flu", and "Virus" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
  • Style: Fever
  • Styles: Fever, Flu, Virus
Store price: $4.99
The Digit Divulger
Level 1-100 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable leather and suede fingerless gloves.
  • Style: Leather Open
  • Styles: Leather Open, Suede Open, Leather Closed, Suede Closed
Store price: $4.99
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 1-100 Hat
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death, gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these stylish earmuffs.
  • Style: Montreal Style
  • Styles: Montreal Style, Boston Style, Montreal Style (No Earmuffs), Boston Style (No Earmuffs)
Store price: $4.99
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 1-100 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons and enforcers worldwide.
Store price: $4.99
The Mutton Mann
Level 1-100 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
Store price: $4.99
The Merc's Muffler
Level 1-100 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
Store price: $4.99
The Barnstormer
Level 1-100 Hat
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
  • Style: Bugscreen Up
  • Styles: Bugscreen Up, Bugscreen Down
Store price: $4.99
The Carl
Level 1-100 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
Store price: $4.99
Aqua Flops
Level 1-100 Flip-Flops
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a little taste of the tropics?
Store price: $4.99
The Hunger Force
Level 1-100 Shirt
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
Store price: $4.99
Smissmas Wreath
Level 1-100 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous berries pinned to your chest.
Store price: $4.99
Antlers
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
  • Style: Hat
  • Styles: Hat, No Hat
Store price: $7.49
The Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Store price: $17.49
The Prize Plushy
Level 1-100 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
Store price: $7.49
The Grizzled Growth
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near. Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
Store price: $4.99
The Last Straw
Level 1-100 Hat
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might come a-trespassin'.
Store price: $4.99
The Wilson Weave
Level 1-100 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
  • Style: No Hat
  • Styles: No Hat, No Hat and No Headphones
Store price: $4.99
The Brütal Bouffant
Level 1-100 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and air-mailed straight out of hell.
  • Style: No Hat
  • Styles: No Hat, No Hat and No Headphones
Store price: $4.99
The Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads!
Store price: $9.99
Buck Turner All-Stars
Level 1-100 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes. Both his feet were later amputated.
Vox Diabolus
Level 1-100 Hat
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way, they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket when you try to get them to sign something.
The Pounding Father
Level 1-100 Hat
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of crushing little baby men.
Blind Justice
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge and experience the thrill for yourself!
The Person in the Iron Mask
Level 1-100 Hat
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace will smoke anything placed inside it.
The Doe-Boy
Level 1-100 Hat
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and "freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
  • Style: Peek-a-boo...
  • Styles: Peek-a-boo..., I see you!
The Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1-100 Hat
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
The Steel Songbird
Level 1-100 Mascot
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
Croft's Crest
Level 1-100 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering, weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
The Fortune Hunter
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
The Tomb Wrapper
Level 1-100 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy! But priceless.
The Samson Skewer
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Knife
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of matches and three raisins.
  • Style: Menacing
  • Styles: Menacing, Threatening
The Bloodhound
Level 1-100 Hat
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
The Dapper Disguise
Level 1-100 Mask
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though, because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than before.
The Necronomicrown
Level 1-100 Hat
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart! Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
The Long Fall Loafers
Level 1-100 Boots
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.
The Breather Bag
Level 1-100 Hat
Since the invention of the garbage bag, humanity has longed to put it over its head. Until now, this usually meant immediate asphyxiation. UNTIL NOW! Plastic bag over your head? Breathing air? Thanks to the geniuses at FaceBagHole Co., you don't have to choose.
Store price: $4.99
The Weather Master
Level 1-100 Hat
They called you INSANE when you claimed a helmet with foam clouds and lightning taped to it would give you weather powers! Now you'll show them! You'll show them ALL! Moo hoo ha ha ha! (This helmet does not give you weather powers.)
Store price: $9.99
The Bacteria Blocker
Level 1-100 Hat
The human face is nature's garbage can. Everything from saliva (make-outs) to grease (engine repair) to clumps of partially chewed beef (eating) to poison (food-tasting for kings) can be found on the average (your) face. Keep it marginally less filthy with the Bacteria Blocker.
  • Style: With Headphones
  • Styles: With Headphones, Without Headphones
Store price: $4.99
TF_GateBot_Light
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: style0
  • Styles: style0, style1
  • Untradable
TF_GateBot_Light
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: style0
  • Styles: style0, style1
  • Untradable
TF_GateBot_Light
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: style0
  • Styles: style0, style1
  • Untradable
TF_GateBot_Light
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
  • Style: style0
  • Styles: style0, style1
  • Untradable
TF_GateBot_Light
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: style0
  • Styles: style0, style1
  • Untradable
TF_GateBot_Light
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: style0
  • Styles: style0, style1
  • Untradable
TF_GateBot_Light
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: style0
  • Styles: style0, style1
  • Untradable
TF_GateBot_Light
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: style0
  • Styles: style0, style1
  • Untradable
TF_GateBot_Light
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: style0
  • Styles: style0, style1
  • Untradable
The Grandmaster
Level 1-100 Hat
Own the same novelty chess hat worn by Garry Kasparov when he beat Deep Blue to death using his world-famous Thai boxing moves.
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Styles: TF_UnknownStyle
The Portable Smissmas Spirit Dispenser
Level 1-100 Snow Globe
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.
The War on Smissmas Battle Hood
Level 1-100 Hat
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.
  • Style: No Helmet
  • Styles: No Helmet, Helmet
The War on Smissmas Battle Socks
Level 1-100 Decorative Bombs
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.
The Sack Fulla Smissmas
Level 1-100 Backpack
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.
The Smissmas Caribou
Level 1-100 Hat
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.
Randolph the Blood-Nosed Caribou
Level 1-100 Hat
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.
Der Maschinensoldaten-Helm
Level 1-100 Helmet
As the saying goes, "Those who cannot remember the alternate past are condemned to repeat it." Since you have to do it again anyway, why not liven things up with an evil robot costume?
Die Regime-Panzerung
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
As the saying goes, "Those who cannot remember the alternate past are condemned to repeat it." Since you have to do it again anyway, why not liven things up with an evil robot costume?
Mister Bubbles
Level 1-100 Pocket Buddy
Thwart pickpockets, pocket-squatters and cheaters who ignore the rules of the "What's in my Pocket?" game with the last word in iron-clad diminutive pocket defense. Also works with underwater pockets!
The Big Daddy
Level 1-100 Mask
Enjoy all of the benefits of being President (leading the free world, joining up with bank-robbing surf-gangs, steep discounts at fast food restaurants) with this tricky Presidential mask.
The First American
Level 1-100 Mask
Statesman. Scientist. Inventor. Pretend to be all of these things and more with this Benjamin Franklin mask. So life-like, the real Franklin will think he invented another version of himself!
The Gilded Guard
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
The Criminal Cloak
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $4.99
The Dread Hiding Hood
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $7.49
The Baronial Badge
Level 1-100 Badge
Store price: $4.99
The Little Bear
Level 1-100 Pocket Buddy
Make sure the contents of your pockets are distributed fairly with the latest in Communist pocket enforcement.
Store price: $7.49
Taunt: Square Dance
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Store price: $7.49
Taunt: Flippin' Awesome
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Store price: $7.49
Taunt: Buy A Life
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Spy Taunt
Store price: $4.99
Taunt: Results Are In
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Medic Taunt
Store price: $4.99
Taunt: Rock, Paper, Scissors
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Opposing teams will face off to the death.
Store price: $7.49
Taunt: Skullcracker
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Store price: $7.49
Taunt: Party Trick
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Pyro Taunt
Store price: $4.99
Taunt: Fresh Brewed Victory
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Soldier Taunt
Store price: $4.99
Taunt: Spent Well Spirits
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Demoman Taunt
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Styles: TF_UnknownStyle
Store price: $4.99
Taunt: Rancho Relaxo
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Engineer Taunt
Store price: $9.99
Taunt: I See You
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Sniper Taunt
Store price: $4.99
Taunt: Battin' a Thousand
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Scout Taunt
Store price: $4.99
Taunt: Conga
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
All Class Group Taunt
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you Conga
Store price: $9.99
Taunt: Deep Fried Desire
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Scout Taunt
Store price: $4.99
Taunt: Oblooterated
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Demoman Taunt
Store price: $4.99
Towering Pillar Of Summer Shades
Level 1-100 Glasses
The Nabler
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $9.99
Taunt: Kazotsky Kick
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
All Class Group Taunt
Party it up with this Eastern European inspired dance
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use Forward and Back keys to move
and the Strafe keys to rotate as you dance
Store price: $12.99
Taunt: Mannrobics
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
All Class Group Taunt
Party it up with this high energy aerobics dance
Other players can join you by activating their weapon taunt

Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Primary and Alt Fire show off different flair moves
Use Forward and Back keys to move
and the Strafe keys to rotate as you dance
Taunt: The Carlton
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Scout Taunt
What's new, pussycat? This super-smooth sex bomb you just dropped on the battlefield.
Taunt: The Victory Lap
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
All Class Taunt
Press the taunt slot key to toggle
Use the Strafe keys to rotate as you drive
Taunt: The Table Tantrum
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Heavy Taunt
Win debates like ancient philosophers in the time before language but after tables.
Taunt: The Boiling Point
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Take your anger and cooking to the next level. Which is the floor.
  • Untradable
Map Stamp - Egypt
Level 50 Map Stamp
An Attack/Defend Control Point Map

Made by Sean 'Heyo' Cutino

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Map Stamp - Coldfront
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map

Made by Eric 'Icarus' Wong, David 'Selentic' Simon, Aeon 'Void' Bollig, and Tim 'YM'Johnson

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Map Stamp - Fastlane
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map

Made by Arttu 'SK' Mäki

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Map Stamp - Turbine
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Capture the Flag Map

Made by Flobster

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Map Stamp - Steel
Level 50 Map Stamp
An Attack/Defend Control Point Map

Made by Jamie 'Fishbus' Manson, Dan 'Irish Taxi Driver' Merboth and FLOOR_MASTER

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Map Stamp - Junction
Level 50 Map Stamp
An Attack/Defend Control Point Map

Made by Sean 'Heyo' Cutino

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Map Stamp - Watchtower
Level 50 Map Stamp
An Arena Map

Made by Joshua 'JoshuaC' Shiflet

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Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Hoodoo
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Payload Map

Made by Tim 'YM' Johnson, Jeroen 'Snipergen' Dessaux, Wade 'Nineaxis' Fabry and Drew 'Oxy' Fletcher

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Map Stamp - Offblast
Level 50 Map Stamp
An Arena Map

Made by Magnar 'insta' Jenssen

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Map Stamp - Yukon
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map

Made by Patrick 'MangyCarface' Mulholland and Joachim 'Acegikmo' Holmér

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Map Stamp - Harvest
Level 50 Map Stamp
A King of the Hill Map

Made by Sean 'Heyo' Cutino

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Map Stamp - Freight
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map

Made by Jamie 'Fishbus' Manson and Mitch 'ol' Robb

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Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Mountain Lab
Level 50 Map Stamp
An Attack/Defend Control Point Map

Made by Valentin '3DNJ' Levillain

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Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Mann Manor
Level 50 Map Stamp
An Attack/Defend Control Point Map

Made by Tim 'YM' Johnson and Alex 'Rexy' Kreeger

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Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Nightfall
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Payload Race Map

Made by Aaron 'Psy' Garcha and Paul Good

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Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Frontier
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Payload Map

Made by Patrick 'MangyCarface' Mulholland and Arhurt

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Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Lakeside
Level 50 Map Stamp
A King of the Hill Map

Made by Valentin '3DNJ' Levillain

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Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Gullywash
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map

Made by Jan 'Arnold' Laroy

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Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Kong King
Level 50 Map Stamp
A King of the Hill Map

Made by Valentin '3DNJ' Levillain

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Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Process
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map

Made by Ian 'Scorpio Uprising' Cuslidge

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Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Standin
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map

Made by Ian 'Scorpio Uprising' Cuslidge

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Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Snakewater
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map

Made by Toivo 'chojje' Sawen

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Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Snowplow
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map

Made by Joe 'Fr0z3nR' Radak, Tim 'YM' Johnson, James 'McVee' McVinnie, Rebbacus, Zoey 'Sexy Robot' Smith, Dan Escobedo, Ed Harrison, and John Dekker

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Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Borneo
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Payload Map

Made by Sean 'Heyo' Cutino and Matt 'vhalin' Leahy

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Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Suijin
Level 50 Map Stamp
A King of the Hill Map

Made by Freyja, E-Arkham, Kevin 'Ravidge' Brook, and Maxime 'Fubar' Dupuis

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Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - 2Fort Invasion
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Capture the Flag Map

Made by Miguel 'BANG!' Melara, The Ronin, Michael Egan, Aeon 'Void' Bollig, Martin 'Chaofanatic' Ellis, Ryan 'Freeflow' Leitao, Harlen 'UEAKCrash' Linke, and James 'Retro' Wright

Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the 2Fort Invasion community map. Show your support today!
Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Probed
Level 50 Map Stamp
A King of the Hill Map

Made by Harlen 'UEAKCrash' Linke, FissionMetroid101, Miguel 'BANG!' Melara, Kevin 'Ravidge' Brook, and The Ronin

Purchasing this item directly supports the creators of the Probed community map. Show your support today!
Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Watergate
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Player Destruction Map

Made by Michael Egan, Louie 'bakscratch' Turner, Ian 'Wgooch' Gooch, Nassim 'NassimO' Sadoun, Miguel 'BANG!' Melara, Thijs 'Evil_Knevil' Van Gerrewey, FissionMetroid101, Jennifer 'NeoDement' Burnett, Aeon 'Void' Bollig, and The Ronin

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Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Byre
Level 50 Map Stamp
An Arena Map

Made by Ian 'Idolon' Spadin, Gavin 'Equinoxo' Sawford, Guy 'Gerbil' Ross, HellJumper, Kevin 'Ravidge' Brook, Matt 'Boylee' Boyle, Sebastian 'Seba' Grus, Umbratile, and The Ronin

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Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Gorge Event
Level 50 Map Stamp
An Attack/Defend Control Point Map

Made by Paul 'puxorb' Broxup

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Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Sinshine
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map

Made by Rebecca 'phi' Ailes, Kimberly 'iiboharz' Riswick, and Harlen 'UEAKCrash' Linke

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Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Moonshine Event
Level 50 Map Stamp
A King of the Hill Map

Made by Josh 'Hey You' Harris, Harlen 'UEAKCrash' Linke, Jake 'Jukebox' Jackubowski, and Psyke

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Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Hellstone
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Payload Map

Made by Tomi 'ICS' Uurainen

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Store price: $0.99
Map Stamp - Snowycoast
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Payload Map

Made by E-Arkham and FissionMetroid101

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Map Stamp - Vanguard
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map

Made by Maxime 'Fubar' Dupuis, Kevin 'Ravidge' Brook, and Gavin 'Equinoxo' Sawford

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Map Stamp - Landfall
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Capture the Flag Map

Made by Andrew 'Dr. Spud' Thompson, Wade 'Nineaxis' Fabry, and Mark 'Shmitz' Major

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Map Stamp - Highpass
Level 50 Map Stamp
A King of the Hill Map

Made by Yannick 'Bloodhound' Milhahn, 'Psy', and Jesús 'Drawer' Vera

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Map Stamp - Sunshine
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map

Made by Rebecca 'phi' Ailes, Kimberly 'iiboharz' Riswick, Sebastian Grus, Mellowretro, and Tim 'SedimentarySocks' BL

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Map Stamp - Metalworks
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Control Point Map

Made by Ian 'Scorpio Uprising' Cuslidge

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Map Stamp - Swiftwater
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Payload Map

Made by Aaron 'Schwa' McCallen and Lemon

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Map Stamp - Maple Ridge Event
Level 50 Map Stamp
A King of the Hill Map

Made by Sammy 'Berry' Bunting and Theo 'TheoF114' Fletcher

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Map Stamp - Brimstone
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Payload Map

Made by Tomi 'ICS' Uurainen

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Map Stamp - Pit of Death
Level 50 Map Stamp
A Player Destruction Map

Made by Christian 'Roll' Richardson, Kenny 'Flip' Wheeler, Michael Egan, FissionMetroid101, and Christian James DeRosa

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Hero Academy Gold Pack
Level 50 Item Bundle
This heroic bundle contains a gift copy of Hero Academy with all DLC on Steam, as well as all four Hero Academy-themed hats:
Store price: $14.99
Map Stamps Collection
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes one stamp for each community-made map.
Map Stamps Collection
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes one stamp for each community-made map.
Map Stamps Collection
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes one stamp for each community-made map.
Map Stamps Collection
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes one stamp for each community-made map.
Store price: $24.99
Map Stamps Collection
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes one stamp for each community-made map.
Tough Break Community Maps Bundle
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes one Map Stamp and one Strange Filter for each community-made map from the Tough Break campaign.
Map Stamps Collection
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes one stamp for each community-made map.
Map Stamps Collection
Level 50 Item Bundle
Includes one stamp for each community-made map.
The Electric Badge-aloo
Level 1-100 Badge
This badge's monocle lets you know it can't see, the cane tells you it's at death's door, and the top hat says it's rich! Marry this badge before some other gold digger snaps it up!
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 1-100 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
Letch's LED
Level 1-100 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it. Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know how.
The Galvanized Gibus
Level 1-100 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated areas.
Soldered Sensei
Level 1-100 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black. But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 1-100 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do anything as stupid as go on safari.
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 1-100 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett Packard.
Base Metal Billycock
Level 1-100 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters, from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston Churchill.
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 1-100 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
The Megapixel Beard
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto this perpetual make-out machine.
The HDMI Patch
Level 1-100 Photograph
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
The Bolted Bombardier
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and they want to talk to you.
The Titanium Towel
Level 1-100 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
The Gridiron Guardian
Level 1-100 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
The FR-0
Level 1-100 Hat
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic '70s film "Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
Steel Shako
Level 1-100 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
The Bot Dogger
Level 1-100 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 1-100 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
The Scrap Sack
Level 1-100 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
The Pure Tin Capotain
Level 1-100 Hat
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger? Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention since the electric can opener.
Plumber's Pipe
Level 1-100 Hat
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes with pipe, length of wire.
Teddy Robobelt
Level 1-100 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
The Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt helmet.
The Electric Escorter
Level 1-100 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 1-100 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and fix your major malfunction!
The Bolt Boy
Level 1-100 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on here even we don't know what to make of it.
  • Style: No Hat
  • Styles: No Hat, Hat
The Metal Slug
Level 1-100 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
The Broadband Bonnet
Level 1-100 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
Bonk Leadwear
Level 1-100 Hat
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932, American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
The Plug-In Prospector
Level 1-100 Hat
Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you're a grizzled, cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of 3047.
The Rusty Reaper
Level 1-100 Hat
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 1-100 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug. Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something in your mouth that is on fire.
The Bolted Bicorne
Level 1-100 Hat
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your move, parrots.
The Timeless Topper
Level 1-100 Hat
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
The Filamental
Level 1-100 Hat
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only your electrician knows for sure!
The Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 1-100 Hat
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep boop kill all humans!
Firewall Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why? The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool and refreshed, probably.
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 1-100 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 1-100 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat. "Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
Halogen Head Lamp
Level 1-100 Hat
This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears, noses and throats from a safe distance.
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 1-100 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
The Virus Doctor
Level 1-100 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler, or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 1-100 Hat
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt cactuses.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 1-100 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss pavilion at Epcot Center.
Practitioner's Processing Mask
Level 1-100 Mask
Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 1-100 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller, different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT CRIME.
Mecha-Medes
Level 1-100 Mascot
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
The Tungsten Toque
Level 1-100 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister! Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
The Steam Pipe
Level 1-100 Pipe
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman Dracula glasses!
The Data Mining Light
Level 1-100 Hat
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
The Byte'd Beak
Level 1-100 Hat
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
The Googol Glass Eyes
Level 1-100 Hat
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
The Bunsen Brave
Level 1-100 Hat
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame temperature of 3100 °C.
The Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 1-100 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
The Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 1-100 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
The Bolted Birdcage
Level 1-100 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama "The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
The Crosslinker's Coil
Level 1-100 Hat
Did you know: before the mercenary fashion world discovered the obvious style and mental health benefits of wearing 22 feet of powered electrical cable around your head, people once wore hatbands made from 'silk' or other barely-lethal textiles! Strange but true.
  • Style: No Hat
  • Styles: No Hat, No Hat and No Headphones
The Beastly Bonnet
Level 1-100 Hat
This ceremonial headdress tells your enemies that you have the heart of a lion, the strength of a bear, the speed of a cheetah, and the rotting head of a cheetah.
Store price: $9.99
The Cheet Sheet
Level 1-100 Apparel
This cheetah-print skirt intimidates on the battlefield while allowing for freedom of movement. Let's be honest, it doesn't do a bad job of showing off those man-curves either.
Store price: $7.49
The Tartantaloons
Level 1-100 Apparel
Are these Scottish pantaloons historically accurate? You got us. Why don't you go ask your boyfriend History?
Store price: $7.49
The Steel Sixpack
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
This wrought-iron cuirass has been exactingly molded from the imaginary muscles you wish you had.
Store price: $12.99
The Centurion
Level 1-100 Hat
Unlike those cheap knock-offs, the brush part of THIS centurion helmet is made from the HEAD hair of your fallen enemies.
Store price: $9.99
The Tartan Shade
Level 1-100 Hat
This patterned cloak lets you skulk undetected in any plaid-covered shadows.
Store price: $9.99
The Hardy Laurel
Level 1-100 Hat
This bundle of spray painted sticks signified that you were a philosopher king in primitive cultures like Ancient Rome and present-day Canada. (Equips Romevision in Mann vs. Machine mode.)
Store price: $12.99
The Brotherhood of Arms
Level 1-100 Hat
Straight outta 2Fort.
Store price: $9.99
The Well-Rounded Rifleman
Level 1-100 Hat
The smooth lines of this versatile number will be instantly vaguely familiar to anyone who's ever seen a train conductor, been arrested in France, or fought in the U.S. Civil War.
Store price: $4.99
The Breakneck Baggies
Level 1-100 Apparel
Combining the comfort of pajamas with the genital-concealing subterfuge of pants, these aerodynamic trackies will let your enemies know you're a man of mystery who probably got a good night's sleep.
Store price: $9.99
The Powdered Practitioner
Level 1-100 Hat
An integral part of any travel survival kit, this wig will help you escape Disney World if the Hall of Presidents ever comes to life. Comes with tri-corn hat in case Pirates of the Caribbean comes to life instead.
  • Style: Too Pompous to Describe
  • Styles: Too Pompous to Describe, Classical
Store price: $7.49
The Pocket Pyro
Level 1-100 Pocket Buddy
Loneliness is the world's deadliest silent killer. Next to carbon monoxide. But cuddle up to this adorable firebug, hold your breath, and you'll be free to concentrate on loud killers like car crashes and Freddy Krueger.
Store price: $7.49
The Cloud Crasher
Level 1-100 Hat
This paratrooper's helmet keeps your head safe while you jump out of planes. Show those birds who's boss! Teach some fluffy little clouds what they'll get if you ever catch them around your sky again!
Store price: $7.49
The Pom-Pommed Provocateur
Level 1-100 Hat
The thick woolen pom-pom stitched to the top of this ski mask is filled with poison, in case you are captured by people who want information on why you look ridiculous.
Store price: $4.99
The Dark Age Defender
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
This knight's armor will repel anything someone from the 12th century might throw at you, be it a rock, a sword, a thatched cottage or a Merlin.
Store price: $9.99
The Tyurtlenek
Level 1-100 Shirt
Around the skinny neck of an intellectual, jewel thief or Frenchman, a turtleneck tells people: "Please open-hand slap me in the face." On the iron frame of the Heavy, it says only: "I wear what I want."
Store price: $4.99
The Mair Mask
Level 1-100 Hat
Comes with a full can of MAIR, Mann Co.'s air substitute! One part nitrogen, no parts oxygen, NINE parts electrolytes—Mair gives regular air a kick in the pants for manly lungs on the go.
Store price: $9.99
The Bigg Mann on Campus
Level 1-100 Apparel
"I should put a big red A on this thing for 'ALL SPORTS', cause that's my specialty."
Store price: $4.99
The Cool Cat Cardigan
Level 1-100 Apparel
"Boom! Now I'm in the fifties! I look good in ANY decade!"
Store price: $9.99
Greased Lightning
Level 1-100 Hair
"I'm the only one on this team not balding! Damn right I'm gonna make my hair look good!"
  • Style: No Headset
  • Styles: No Headset, Headset
Store price: $4.99
The Red Army Robin
Level 1-100 Mascot
"Is tiny bird. Is adorable. TELL BIRD HE IS PRETTY!"
Store price: $7.49
The Heavy-Weight Champ
Level 1-100 Championship Belt
"This belt tells babies that Heavy is champ. Big belt champ of all time."
Store price: $4.99
The Tsarboosh
Level 1-100 Hat
"Does little hat make Heavy's head look big? TELL TRUTH."
Store price: $4.99
The Glasgow Great Helm
Level 1-100 Helmet
This knight's helm is perfect for defending against 12th century offensive weaponry, like swords, sticks and definitely-not-bullets.
Store price: $7.49
The Caffeine Cooler
Level 1-100 Cooler
"Each canna Bonk's got four thousand percent of the daily caffeine a body needs, so you KNOW it's good for ya. And I drink 'em by the case, so I'm extra healthy."
  • Style: Sharing is Caring
  • Styles: Sharing is Caring, Sharing is for Wusses, Crit-a-Cooler
Store price: $4.99
The Half-Pipe Hurdler
Level 1-100 Skateboard
"My moves are SICK, brother. Ask your girlfriend, cause she's been watchin'. Don't blame her, she's only human."
Store price: $7.49
The Macho Mann
Level 1-100 Glasses
Sometimes it really does take a village, people.
Store price: $9.99
The Trash Toter
Level 1-100 Satchel
"Waste not, want not, son."
Store price: $4.99
The Dry Gulch Gulp
Level 1-100 Refreshment
"When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. And when a man needs killin', I oblige him."
Store price: $4.99
El Muchacho
Level 1-100 Poncho
Cosplay as a sleepy cowboy with this authentic 19th century sleeveless fleece snuggie.
Store price: $4.99
The Backpack Broiler
Level 1-100 Barbeque
I've got your back... steaks.
Store price: $4.99
The Burning Bandana
Level 1-100 Bandana
Time to clean house.
Store price: $7.49
The Soot Suit
Level 1-100 Shirt
Business up front. Ten deadly gallons of pressurized gas in the back.
Store price: $4.99
The Hive Minder
Level 1-100 Hat
The leading cause of death on the battlefield? You guessed it: Bee stings.
Store price: $4.99
The Katyusha
Level 1-100 Hat
"Heavy does not need plane to crush you. Only fists and hat."
Store price: $4.99
Das Hazmattenhatten
Level 1-100 Safety Apparatus
"Breathing is agreeable to me, but sometimes there is air-stench. Now I laugh in the face of air. Thank you, this hat." (Description translated from German.)
Store price: $4.99
Das Feelinbeterbager
Level 1-100 Supplies
"Hello, men of war! You will be dead soon. Here are pills." (Description translated from German.)
Store price: $4.99
Das Ubersternmann
Level 1-100 Hat
"You are not important but I am. My hat is a secret hat." (Description translated from German.)
Store price: $7.49
Das Metalmeatencasen
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
"There is strength in your steel breast-blouse. Your chest meat is at ease." (Description translated from German.)
Store price: $4.99
The Pardner's Pompadour
Level 1-100 Hair
"It takes a hard man to tame this ten-gallon Texas hair tornado."
Store price: $4.99
The Birdman of Australiacatraz
Level 1-100 Apparel
"Watch like an eagle. Strike like a hawk. Dance like no one's watching."
Store price: $4.99
The Cobber Chameleon
Level 1-100 Mascot
"This little fellah's the perfect snipin' companion. He's quiet, he's camouflaged, and if you get hungry, you can eat 'im."
Store price: $4.99
The Falconer
Level 1-100 Glove
"This falconer's glove's perfect for snipin'. It's sturdy, it's comfortable, and if a falcon lands on it, you can eat 'im."
Store price: $4.99
Graybanns
Level 1-100 Glasses
Gray Mann might be a heartless villain. But he DOES make some sweet sunglasses. Hate the player, not the game.
  • Style: Style 1
  • Styles: Style 1, Style 2, Style 3
Store price: $4.99
The Black Watch
Level 1-100 Hat
This Scottish infantry tam o'shanter commemorates the desperately sober 5th battalion, who tried to make liquor out of gunpowder and accidentally invented sticky bombs.
Store price: $4.99
The Tartan Spartan
Level 1-100 Helmet
"Lads, tonight we DRINK IN HELL! And it's only noon right now, so let's ALSO DRINK RIGHT HERE!"
Store price: $4.99
The Gaelic Golf Bag
Level 1-100 Golf Clubs
"Ach, t'is a Cinderella story! Outta nowhere. A former demolitions expert, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the bloody hole!"
Store price: $4.99
The Borscht Belt
Level 1-100 Bandolier
"So many little pouches. Now Heavy can help carry your itty-bitty baby guns."
Store price: $4.99
Das Naggenvatcher
Level 1-100 Hat
"In the center of your head lives a skeleton. It is not enough! This hat is a head-skeleton for the outside." (Description translated from German.)
Store price: $4.99
The Whiskey Bib
Level 1-100 Puffy Shirt
"Sometimes when yer swiggin' woodgrain alcohol from a clay jug, a wee bit can miss the mouth, like. Catch those precious drops with a genuine Scottish whiskey bib."
Store price: $4.99
The Stormin' Norman
Level 1-100 Helmet
This knight's helm was painstakingly recreated using stills from the classic time travel episode (Ep 417: "A K.I.T.T. in King Arthur's Court") of the hit TV show Knight Rider.
Store price: $7.49
The Flared Frontiersman
Level 1-100 Apparel
"I'll tell you what, these wide-bottom pants're slick as a whistle."
Store price: $4.99
The Valley Forge
Level 1-100 Hat
This tricorn is a tribute to our country's greatest President. The tiny medal on it is a tribute to the ribbony children's medal he won for inventing America.
Store price: $7.49
The Compatriot
Level 1-100 Mascot
"This is not a bird, maggot! It is a shoulder-mounted symbol of freedom, and you WILL salute it in this man's army!"
Store price: $9.99
The Caribbean Conqueror
Level 1-100 Hat
"You! Stop jibbing that mainsail and give me twenty! You up in the crow's nest! Drop that telescope and get on your face! Everybody on this ship start doing push-ups!"
Store price: $4.99
The Colonial Clogs
Level 1-100 Shoes
"I can confirm that these are George Washington's actual shoes, because I found them buried two feet up an Englishman's ass!"
Store price: $4.99
The Whirly Warrior
Level 1-100 Helmet
"To your left, some French buildings. Directly in front of us is the Eiffel Tower, which I'm about to bring down. This concludes our helicopter tour of France."
Store price: $4.99
The Federal Casemaker
Level 1-100 Hat
"Men, if we are going to take down Al Capone, we will need to be in the FBI. Step one: These hats."
Store price: $4.99
The Rebel Rouser
Level 1-100 Hat
"Hold on, why are Americans fighting other Americans? Did everybody in France die and nobody told me?"
Store price: $4.99
Das Maddendoktor
Level 1-100 Hair
"My laughter is not borne from joy! I have birthed a devil! It is acceptable to me!" (Description translated from German.)
Store price: $4.99
The Bear Necessities
Level 1-100 Spirit Animal
"In Siberia, bear try to attack family. He try this once. Now he is little hat."
Store price: $4.99
The Harmburg
Level 1-100 Hat
"How do I look in this hat? On a scale of 'Handsome' to 'Extremely Handsome'."
Store price: $4.99
The Gaelic Garb
Level 1-100 Apparel
"And we'll tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our FREEDOM! To wear these POOFY SHIRTS! What's that, Havish? Oh. AND THESE SASHES!"
Store price: $4.99
The Rogue's Brogues
Level 1-100 Shoes
"Every day, I know I will be cutting something. Some days it is a rug. For those days, I have these shoes."
Store price: $4.99
The Shogun's Shoulder Guard
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
"The next time some bleeding heart cries on your shoulder about the state of the environment, he can slam his tear ducts into the Shogun. This shoulder is CLOSED!"
Store price: $9.99
Das Gutenkutteharen
Level 1-100 Hair
"The hairs on your head-skin are physically attractive. Now we should have love relations." (Description translated from German.)
Store price: $4.99
The Belgian Detective
Level 1-100 Hat
"Inspector, seal the door! Someone in this room is a MURDERER!" [pause] "Me!" [stab stab stab stab stab]
Store price: $4.99
The Hornblower
Level 1-100 Coat
"This uniform was worn by Horatio Nelson during the Napoleonic Wars! If you sunk his ship he would swim at you with a cannon on his back! If he ran out of cannonballs he would fire himself at your hull! That is how bad he wanted to beat the French!"
Store price: $9.99
Lieutenant Bites
Level 1-100 Mascot
Hobbies: contracting rabies, giving people rabies. Favorite foods: spoiled sour cream rations, arm meat.
Store price: $4.99
The Brawling Buccaneer
Level 1-100 Coat
"We do not plunder in this man's pirate army, maggot! On this ship you will patrol the seas for liberals and Communists, and go to bed at a sensible hour!"
Store price: $4.99
The Blood Banker
Level 1-100 Apparel
"Oh, you'd like to make a deposit? Allow me to make one first. One knife. Into your back."
Store price: $9.99
The After Dark
Level 1-100 Apparel
"Bartender. Scotch, neat. It has been a long day. Oh, is that a piano?" [sound of Chopin's Impromptu no. 4 in C sharp minor, ladies swooning]
Store price: $9.99
The Delinquent's Down Vest
Level 1-100 Apparel
"Boom! Look how puffy this vest is, dummy! I sent the last one back. Not. Puffy. Enough."
Store price: $7.49
Wet Works
Level 1-100 Hat
"Rain: It's nature's Jarate. But it's not a drama: Keep the filthy stuff off yer noggin with this rubber hat."
Store price: $4.99
Baron von Havenaplane
Level 1-100 Hat
"Are you a plane-driver? I cannot tell because of your hat-disguise." (Description translated from German.)
Store price: $4.99
Das Fantzipantzen
Level 1-100 Shirt
"Fancy men are beautiful but weak! You are a strong filthy idiot. Take what is rightfully yours!" (Description translated from German.)
Store price: $4.99
The Bolshevik Biker
Level 1-100 Apparel
"I am riding to your tiny town."
Store price: $4.99
The Pampered Pyro
Level 1-100 Towel
Today, it's YOU Fortress. You deserve it.
Store price: $4.99
The Virtual Viewfinder
Level 1-100 Headset
Get a migraine for charity. (99 percent of community revenue goes to fund SpecialEffect, a charity working to help disabled players get back into the game.)
Store price: $4.99
The Gabe Glasses
Level 1-100 Glasses
"These glasses help Heavy read sad stupid poem on your tombstone."
Store price: $9.99
The Founding Father
Level 1-100 Apparel
This shirt envisions a terrifying alternate universe where our nation's patriots wore frilly-cuffed silk blouses instead of the respectable undershirts they possessed in actual history.
Store price: $4.99
Demobot Armor
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
Demobot Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
Engineerbot Armor
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
Engineerbot Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
Heavybot Armor
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
Heavybot Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
Medicbot Chariot
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
Medicbot Hat
Level 1-100 Hat
Pyrobot Armor
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
Pyrobot Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
Scoutbot Armor
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
Scoutbot Hat
Level 1-100 Hat
Sniperbot Armor
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
Sniperbot Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
Soldierbot Armor
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
Soldierbot Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
Spybot Armor
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
Spybot Hood
Level 1-100 Hat
Sentrybuster
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Bone Dome
Level 1-100 Hat
Comes with a visor capable of shielding your eyes from the harsh glare of people running away from you on fire.
  • Style: Style 1
  • Styles: Style 1, Style 2
Store price: $9.99
The Air Raider
Level 1-100 Hat
Designed specifically for hotshot pilots, this mask only distributes oxygen if you're doing a cool barrel roll into the Danger Zone.
Store price: $12.99
The Viking Braider
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
O.G. Vikings know: Braid before blade, son.
Store price: $17.49
The Cuban Bristle Crisis
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Dress up like Cuban celeb Fidel Castro, inventor of the Castromatic, a self-casting fishing pole that swept the nation in the 60s.
Store price: $12.99
The Beep Boy
Level 1-100 Electronic Device
His facial expressions are synced to yours! Teach this Beep Boy how to be a Beep Man using nothing but the raw musky magnetism of your face.
Store price: $17.49
The Special Eyes
Level 1-100 Glasses
  • Style: Suspicious
  • Styles: Suspicious, Bored
Store price: $9.99
Trickster's Turnout Gear
Level 1-100 Coat
Trick your enemies into forgetting who set them on fire in the first place with this trustworthy-looking fireman's jacket.
Store price: $12.99
The Chronomancer
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $9.99
The Medical Mystery
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $9.99
The Gold Digger
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Dag nab it before it's all sold out!
Store price: $12.99
Brim-Full Of Bullets
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: Good
  • Styles: Good, Bad, Ugly
Store price: $7.49
The Cotton Head
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: Style 1
  • Styles: Style 1, Style 2
Store price: $7.49
Pop-eyes
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $12.99
Hong Kong Cone
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $12.99
Weight Room Warmer
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $9.99
The Hurt Locher
Level 1-100 Apparel
Everyone likes to watch their enemies blow up. But if you're close enough to get a really good look, you'll blow up too. It is life's greatest tragedy.
Store price: $12.99
Pirate Bandana
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $9.99
Li'l Snaggletooth
Level 1-100 Pocket Buddy
'When I grow up, I want to be a hat.' -Li'l Snaggletooth
Store price: $7.49
L'homme Burglerre
Level 1-100 Hat
French for 'The Thief of Hamburgers.'
Store price: $7.49
Escapist
Level 1-100 Apparel
  • Style: Style 1
  • Styles: Style 1, Style 2
Store price: $7.49
The Flapjack
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $17.49
A Brush with Death
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Store price: $12.99
The Slick Cut
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $7.49
The Frenchman's Formals
Level 1-100 Apparel
  • Style: Dashing
  • Styles: Dashing, Dastardly
Store price: $7.49
The Ward
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $7.49
The Beast From Below
Level 1-100 Mask
Hard-Headed Hardware
Level 1-100 Mask
Cap'n Calamari
Level 1-100 Mask
The Spectralnaut
Level 1-100 Helmet
Ethereal Hood
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Maniac's Manacles
Level 1-100 Gloves
The Second Opinion
Level 1-100 Mask
The Pocket Horsemann
Level 1-100 Pocket Buddy
The Last Bite
Level 1-100 Coffin
The Baphomet Trotters
Level 1-100 Hooves
Burny's Boney Bonnet
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Crispy Golden Locks
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Scorched Skirt
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Accursed Apparition
Level 1-100 Spooky Companion
The Hound's Hood
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Terrier Trousers
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Horrific Head of Hare
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Snaggletoothed Stetson
Level 1-100 Hat
Up Pyroscopes
Level 1-100 Eye Stalks
The One-Way Ticket
Level 1-100 Hat
The Birdie Bonnet
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The External Organ
Level 1-100 Backpack
Ivan The Inedible
Level 1-100 Spooky Companion
The Rugged Respirator
Level 1-100 Mask
The Squid's Lid
Level 1-100 Hat
The Hollowhead
Level 1-100 Mask
Grub Grenades
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Gothic Guise
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Grease Monkey
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Alternative Medicine Mann
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Cauterizer's Caudal Appendage
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
Polly Putrid
Level 1-100 Undead Pet
The Faux Manchu
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
The Hidden Dragon
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Lo-Grav Loafers
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Surgeon's Space Suit
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Face Plante
Level 1-100 Mask
Das Blutliebhaber
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Trepanabotomizer
Level 1-100 Hat
The Sackcloth Spook
Level 1-100 Spooky Companion
The Mucous Membrain
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
Pin Pals
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
Medimedes
Level 1-100 Bird Head
The Chicken Kiev
Level 1-100 Bird Head
The Freedom Feathers
Level 1-100 Bird Head
The Headtaker's Hood
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Transylvania Top
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Candleer
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Horsemann's Hand-Me-Down
Level 1-100 Cape
Bozo's Bouffant
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
Faun Feet
Level 1-100 Hooves
The Halloweiner
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Lordly Lapels
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Cadaver's Capper
Level 1-100 Hat
Guano
Level 1-100 Spooky Companion
The Sprinting Cephalopod
Level 1-100 Tentacles
Unidentified Following Object
Level 1-100 Spooky Companion
The Beacon from Beyond
Level 1-100 Spooky Companion
The Hyperbaric Bowler
Level 1-100 Hat
The Death Support Pack
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Carious Chameleon
Level 1-100 Undead Pet
The Monster's Stompers
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Bountiful Bow
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Candyman's Cap
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Vicar's Vestments
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Hardium Helm
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Jupiter Jumpers
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Space Bracers
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Handhunter
Level 1-100 Backpack
The Spellbinder's Bonnet
Level 1-100 Hat
The Macabre Mask
Level 1-100 Mask
The Shaman's Skull
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Vicious Visage
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Tuque or Treat
Level 1-100 Hat
The Horned Honcho
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Lieutenant Bites the Dust
Level 1-100 Undead Pet
The Grisly Gumbo
Level 1-100 Backpack
The Dark Helm
Level 1-100 Hat
Archimedes the Undying
Level 1-100 Undead Pet
The Monstrous Mandible
Level 1-100 Mask
The Shaolin Sash
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Mann-Bird of Aberdeen
Level 1-100 Bird Head
The Foul Cowl
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
Sir Shootsalot
Level 1-100 Bird Head
The Corpsemopolitan
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Glob
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Hallowed Headcase
Level 1-100 Mask
Carrion Companion
Level 1-100 Undead Pet
Quoth
Level 1-100 Spooky Companion
PY-40 Incinibot
Level 1-100 Mask
The Parasight
Level 1-100 Mask
Teutonkahmun
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Larval Lid
Level 1-100 Hat
The Manneater
Level 1-100 Hat
The Creature From The Heap
Level 1-100 Backpack
The Magical Mercenary
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Raven's Visage
Level 1-100 Mask
Ramses' Regalia
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Haunted Hat
Level 1-100 Hat
Bozo's Brogues
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Cryptic Keepsake
Level 1-100 Necklace
The Abhorrent Appendages
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Blizzard Breather
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $12.99
The Sub Zero Suit
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $7.49
The Dictator
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Store price: $4.99
Neckwear Headwear
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
The Trail-Blazer
Level 1-100 Sled
Store price: $4.99
Dead of Night
Level 1-100 Apparel
  • Style: Dark - Hide Grenades
  • Styles: Dark - Hide Grenades, Light - Hide Grenades, Dark, Light
Store price: $7.49
The Snow Scoper
Level 1-100 Coat
Store price: $7.49
The Nunhood
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $12.99
The Angel of Death
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $7.49
The Kiss King
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $7.49
The Slo-Poke
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Minnesota Slick
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
The Toy Soldier
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $7.49
The Five-Month Shadow
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
  • Style: Style 1
  • Styles: Style 1, Style 2
Store price: $4.99
The Mann of Reason
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
The Mann of the House
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $7.49
Chucklenuts
Level 1-100 Mascot
Store price: $7.49
Tiny Timber
Level 1-100 Backpack
Store price: $7.49
Face Full of Festive
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Store price: $12.99
The Ruffled Ruprecht
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Store price: $7.49
The Golden Garment
Level 1-100 Coat
Store price: $7.49
The Little Drummer Mann
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $7.49
The Scout Shako
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
The Toy Tailor
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
The Extra Layer
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $7.49
The Polar Pullover
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
The Dogfighter
Level 1-100 Coat
Store price: $7.49
Antarctic Parka
Level 1-100 Coat
Store price: $7.49
Runner's Warm-Up
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Highland High Heels
Level 1-100 Boots
Store price: $4.99
Tartan Tyrolean
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Marshall's Mutton Chops
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Store price: $4.99
The Trencher's Topper
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: Style 1
  • Styles: Style 1, Style 2
Store price: $4.99
The Trencher's Tunic
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $4.99
Ground Control
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
The Killer's Kit
Level 1-100 Apparel
  • Style: Style 1
  • Styles: Style 1, Style 2
Store price: $4.99
Stylish DeGroot
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
Ein
Level 1-100 Mascot
Store price: $9.99
The Heavy Lifter
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $4.99
Gone Commando
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $4.99
Bullet Buzz
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
The Leftover Trap
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Store price: $4.99
The Trash Man
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
The Scotch Saver
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Store price: $4.99
Bushi-Dou
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $7.49
The Fashionable Megalomaniac
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Store price: $4.99
The Dough Puncher
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $4.99
The Teutonic Toque
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
The Mustachioed Mann
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
  • Style: Style 1
  • Styles: Style 1, Style 2
Store price: $4.99
The Backstabber's Boomslang
Level 1-100 Mascot
Store price: $7.49
The Rat Stompers
Level 1-100 Boots
Store price: $4.99
Sole Mate
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $7.49
The Heat of Winter
Level 1-100 Coat
Store price: $4.99
The Dark Falkirk Helm
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: Open
  • Styles: Open, Closed
Store price: $4.99
The Sole Saviors
Level 1-100 Boots
Store price: $4.99
The Huntsman's Essentials
Level 1-100 Quiver
Store price: $4.99
The Napoleon Complex
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
The Colonel's Coat
Level 1-100 Coat
Store price: $4.99
The Law
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
The Juggernaut Jacket
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $4.99
The Warmth Preserver
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $4.99
The Smock Surgeon
Level 1-100 Apron
Store price: $4.99
The Sangu Sleeves
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $4.99
The Cute Suit
Level 1-100 Apparel
  • Style: Hat
  • Styles: Hat, No Hat
Store price: $4.99
The War Goggles
Level 1-100 Glasses
Store price: $4.99
The Eliminators Safeguard
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: Visor Up
  • Styles: Visor Up, Visor Down
Store price: $4.99
The Archers Groundings
Level 1-100 Boots
Store price: $4.99
Combat Slacks
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $4.99
The Toowoomba Tunic
Level 1-100 Apparel
  • Style: Knight
  • Styles: Knight, Peasant
Store price: $4.99
The Sammy Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $7.49
The Deep Cover Operator
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $9.99
The Ticket Boy
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $4.99
The Antarctic Researcher
Level 1-100 Coat
Store price: $4.99
Heer's Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
The Gaiter Guards
Level 1-100 Boots
Store price: $4.99
The Classified Coif
Level 1-100 Coat
Store price: $4.99
The Rogue's Robe
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $7.49
The Spook Specs
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
The Sengoku Scorcher
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $7.49
The Man in Slacks
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $4.99
The Razor Cut
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $7.49
The Frickin' Sweet Ninja Hood
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $9.99
The Southie Shinobi
Level 1-100 Shirt
Store price: $9.99
The Red Socks
Level 1-100 Socks
Store price: $4.99
The Bruiser's Bandanna
Level 1-100 Bandana
  • Style: Original
  • Styles: Original, Clean, Skulls
Store price: $9.99
The Gas Guzzler
Level 1-100 Backpack
Store price: $7.49
The Smoking Skid Lid
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $7.49
The Lunatic's Leathers
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $9.99
Yuri's Revenge
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Store price: $7.49
The Tools of the Trade
Level 1-100 Tool Belt
Store price: $7.49
The Joe-on-the-Go
Level 1-100 Backpack
Store price: $5.99
The Aviator Assassin
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
The Sky Captain
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $4.99
The Peacenik's Ponytail
Level 1-100 Hair
  • Style: No Helmet
  • Styles: No Helmet, Helmet
Store price: $7.49
The Level Three Chin
Level 3 Chin
Store price: $7.49
The Egghead's Overalls
Level 1-100 Shirt
Store price: $9.99
The Lonesome Loafers
Level 1-100 Shoes
Store price: $4.99
Ze Übermensch
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Store price: $7.49
The Au Courant Assassin
Level 1-100 Shirt
Store price: $9.99
Endothermic Exowear
Level 1-100 Shirt
Store price: $9.99
The Merc's Mohawk
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $12.99
The Eye-Catcher
Level 1-100 Eye Patch
Store price: $4.99
The Medicine Manpurse
Level 1-100 Satchel
Store price: $4.99
Employee of the Mmmph
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $4.99
The Frymaster
Level 1-100 Backpack
Store price: $7.49
The Combustible Kabuto
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $7.49
The Chronoscarf
Level 1-100 Scarf
Store price: $9.99
The Danger
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $4.99
The Frontier Djustice
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $9.99
Vive La France
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $9.99
The Scoper's Smoke
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Store price: $5.99
The Triggerman's Tacticals
Level 1-100 Apparel
Store price: $9.99
Tipped Lid
Level 1-100 Hat
Tipped to the jauntiest of angles. Helps the noblest of causes. (99 percent of community revenue goes to One Step Camp, a camp program for kids with cancer.)
Store price: $4.99
The Paisley Pro
Level 1-100 Shirt
Store price: $7.49
The Argyle Ace
Level 1-100 Shoes
Store price: $4.99
The Pomade Prince
Level 1-100 Hair
Store price: $4.99
The Allbrero
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $12.99
Seeing Double
Level 1-100 Glasses
Store price: $5.99
Six Pack Abs
Level 1-100 Bottles
Store price: $7.49
The Spycrab
Level 1-100 Mascot
  • Untradable
Horace
Level 1-100 Hat
The Biomech Backpack
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
Store price: $7.49
The Alien Cranium
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
Store price: $12.99
The Xeno Suit
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
Store price: $4.99
The MK 50
Level 1-100 Helmet
Store price: $12.99
The Mishap Mercenary
Level 1-100 Hat
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
The Lady Killer
Level 1-100 Coat
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
The Lone Survivor
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Poacher's Safari Jacket
Level 1-100 Jacket
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Thirst Blood
Level 1-100 Hair
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Mann of the Seven Sees
Level 1-100 Coat
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Hillbilly Speed-Bump
Level 1-100 Pocket Buddy
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
The Unshaved Bear
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Pocket Heavy
Level 1-100 Pocket Buddy
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
The Dadliest Catch
Level 1-100 Hat
It's cephaloposh! It's cephalopractical! This state-of-the-art octopus disguise kit will have everyone thinking you squirt ink out of your orifices.
Store price: $9.99
The Herzensbrecher
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Hundkopf
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Kriegsmaschine-9000
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Vampire Makeover
Level 1-100 Hat
The Vampiric Vesture
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Nugget Noggin
Level 1-100 Hat
The Fowl Fists
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Talon Trotters
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Head Hunter
Level 1-100 Hat
The Claws And Infect
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Crazy Legs
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Ghost of Spies Checked Past
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Hooded Haunter
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Cranial Conspiracy
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Scaly Scrapers
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Marsupial Man
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Kanga Kickers
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Roo Rippers
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Marsupial Muzzle
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Shadowman's Shade
Level 1-100 Hat
The Nightmare Hunter
Level 1-100 Hat
The Rogue's Rabbit
Level 1-100 Hat
The Iron Fist
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Beep Man
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Soul of 'Spensers Past
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Tiny Texan
Level 1-100 Hat
The Facepeeler
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Mr. Mundee's Wild Ride
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Templar's Spirit
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Wings of Purity
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Forgotten King's Restless Head
Level 1-100 Hat
The Forgotten King's Pauldrons
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Eyeborg
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Mannhattan Project
Level 1-100 Hat
The Ghoul Gibbin' Gear
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Hellhunter's Headpiece
Level 1-100 Hat
The Supernatural Stalker
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Garden Bristles
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Battle Bird
Level 1-100 Hat
The Creature's Grin
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Arsonist Apparatus
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Moccasin Machinery
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Lollichop Licker
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Mr. Juice
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Vampyro
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Bone-Cut Belt
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Bull Locks
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Minsk Beef
Level 1-100 Hat
The Immobile Suit
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Li'l Dutchman
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Wartime Warmth
Level 1-100 Hat
Insulated Inventor
Level 1-100 Coat
Brooklyn Booties
Level 1-100 Boots
Double Dynamite
Level 1-100 Decorative Bombs
Coldsnap Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
Snow Stompers
Level 1-100 Boots
North Polar Fleece
Level 1-100 Sweater
Fur-lined Fighter
Level 1-100 Hat
Boxcar Bomber
Level 1-100 Hat
Bomber's Bucket Hat
Level 1-100 Hat
Screamin' Eagle
Level 1-100 Hat
Winter Woodsman
Level 1-100 Hat
Snow Sleeves
Level 1-100 Jacket
Flashdance Footies
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Thermal Tracker
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Condor Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
Mistaken Movember
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Double Dog Dare Demo Pants
Level 1-100 Pants
Sleeveless in Siberia
Level 1-100 Vest
Hunter Heavy
Level 1-100 Jacket
Coldfront Curbstompers
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
End of the Line Community Update Medal
Level 1-100 Community Medal
The Bootenkhamuns
Level 1-100 Boots
Store price: $4.99
Jungle Booty
Level 1-100 Shorts
Store price: $4.99
Orion's Belt
Level 1-100 Holster
Store price: $4.99
The Crown of the Old Kingdom
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $9.99
The Tomb Readers
Level 1-100 Glasses
Store price: $7.49
Taunt: Pool Party
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Pyro Taunt
Brimstone
Level 1-100 Horns
  • Style: Hat
  • Styles: Hat, No Hat
Taunt: The Boston Breakdance
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Scout Taunt
Store price: $9.99
Mountebank's Masque
Level 1-100 Hat
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Courtier's Collar
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Harlequin's Hooves
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Co-Pilot
Level 1-100 Hat
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Skullcap
Level 1-100 Hat
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Pyromancer's Hood
Level 1-100 Hat
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Pyromancer's Raiments
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Black Knight's Bascinet
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Torcher's Tabard
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Charred Chainmail
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Valhalla Helm
Level 1-100 Hat
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Storm Stompers
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Siberian Facehugger
Level 1-100 Hat
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Old Man Frost
Level 1-100 Hat
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Holstered Heaters
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Cop Caller
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Conagher's Combover
Level 1-100 Hat
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Clubsy The Seal
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Unknown Mann
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Surgeon's Shako
Level 1-100 Hat
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Bushman's Bristles
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Professional's Ushanka
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Marksman's Mohair
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Wally Pocket
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Cold Snap Coat
Level 1-100 Coat
Puffy Provocateur
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Stealthy Scarf
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Scot Bonnet
Level 1-100 Hat
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Thermal Insulation Layer
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Pocket Momma
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
The Pocket Raiders
Level 1-100 Pocket Buddy
  • Style: Lara
  • Styles: Lara, Carter, Horus, Isis
Store price: $9.99
Taunt: The Killer Solo
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Sniper Taunt
Store price: $7.49
Taunt: Most Wanted
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Sniper Taunt
Store price: $4.99
Taunt: The Box Trot
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Spy Taunt
Sneak around with the original stealth device.
Use Forward and Back keys to move
and the Strafe keys to rotate.
Store price: $7.99
Taunt: The Proletariat Posedown
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Heavy Taunt
Store price: $4.99
Taunt: Bucking Bronco
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Engineer Taunt
Taunt: Burstchester
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
The Rotation Sensation
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: Style 1
  • Styles: Style 1, Style 2
The Physician's Protector
Level 1-100 Hat
The Vascular Vestment
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Bruce's Bonnet
Level 1-100 Hat
Outta' Sight
Level 1-100 Hat
Support Spurs
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Lurker's Leathers
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
  • Style: Wasteland
  • Styles: Wasteland, Wall Street
Commissar's Coat
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Sheriff's Stetson
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: Style 1
  • Styles: Style 1, Style 2
Wild West Waistcoat
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Fortunate Son
Level 1-100 Hat
Flak Jack
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Captain Cardbeard Cutthroat
Level 1-100 Hat
Potassium Bonnett
Level 1-100 Hat
White Russian
Level 1-100 Hat
El Duderino
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Captain Space Mann
Level 1-100 Helmet
Phononaut
Level 1-100 Hat
Corona Australis
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Augmentation
Final Frontiersman
Level 1-100 Apparel
Starduster
Level 1-100 Cape
The Graylien
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Phobos Filter
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Augmentation
Sucker Slug
Level 1-100 Hat
Life Support System
Level 1-100 Life Support
Rocket Operator
Level 1-100 Apparel
Universal Translator
Level 1-100 Hat
Cadet Visor
Level 1-100 Glasses
A Head Full of Hot Air
Level 1-100 Hat
Jupiter Jetpack
Level 1-100 Jetpack
The Space Diver
Level 1-100 Apparel
Space Hamster Hammy
Level 1-100 Mascot
Taunt: Bad Pipes
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Demoman Taunt
Taunt: Zoomin' Broom
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
All Class Taunt
Store price: $9.99
Taunt: Soldier's Requiem
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Soldier Taunt
Store price: $4.99
Roboot
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Augmentation
The Face of Mercy
Level 1-100 Mask
El Caballero
Level 1-100 Poncho
El Patron
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Smokey Sombrero
Level 1-100 Hat
Neptune's Nightmare
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Thrilling Tracksuit
Level 1-100 Jacket
Death Racer's Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
Grim Tweeter
Level 1-100 Mascot
Iron Lung
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Augmentation
Duck Billed Hatypus
Level 1-100 Hat
Prehistoric Pullover
Level 1-100 Hat
Catastrophic Companions
Level 1-100 Mascot
Dead'er Alive
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Augmentation
The Hellmet
Level 1-100 Hat
Crusader's Getup
Level 1-100 Apparel
Arthropod's Aspect
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
B'aaarrgh-n-Bicorne
Level 1-100 Hat
B'aaarrgh-n-Britches
Level 1-100 Pants
Arkham Cowl
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $9.99
The Firefly
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $7.49
Batter's Bracers
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
Store price: $5.99
The Hood of Sorrows
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $7.49
Fear Monger
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: Style 1
  • Styles: Style 1, Style 2
Store price: $7.49
Pocket Villains
Level 1-100 Pocket Buddy
Store price: $9.99
The Caped Crusader
Level 1-100 Cape
  • Style: Vigilante
  • Styles: Vigilante, Team Playa
Store price: $7.49
Buttler
Level 1-100 Tool Belt
Store price: $4.99
Teufort Knight
Level 1-100 Hat
Store price: $9.99
Sidekick's Side Slick
Level 1-100 Mask
  • Style: Style 1 No Hat
  • Styles: Style 1 No Hat, Style 1 With Hat, Style 2 No Hat, Style 2 With Hat
Store price: $2.49
The Bat Backup
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
Store price: $5.99
Crook Combatant
Level 1-100 Gloves
Store price: $2.49
Batbelt
Level 1-100 Tool Belt
Store price: $4.99
Fear Monger
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: Style 1
  • Styles: Style 1, Style 2
Arkham Cowl
Level 1-100 Hat
The Firefly
Level 1-100 Hat
Shin Shredders
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
The Patriot Peak
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: With Headphones
  • Styles: With Headphones, Without Headphones
The Diplomat
Level 1-100 Coat
Siberian Sweater
Level 1-100 Sweater
A Well Wrapped Hat
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: Style 1
  • Styles: Style 1, Style 2
The Gift Bringer
Level 1-100 Coat
The Chill Chullo
Level 1-100 Hat
Winter Backup
Level 1-100 Backpack
Medical Monarch
Level 1-100 Jacket
  • Style: Style 1
  • Styles: Style 1, Style 2
Bonk Batter's Backup
Level 1-100 Backpack
Chicago Overcoat
Level 1-100 Coat
A Hat to Kill For
Level 1-100 Hat
Hot Heels
Level 1-100 Shoes
Berlin Brain Bowl
Level 1-100 Hat
Bunnyhopper's Ballistics Vest
Level 1-100 Vest
Prinny Pouch
Level 1-100 Pouch
  • Untradable
Prinny Hat
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Untradable
Taunt: The Fubar Fanfare
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Soldier Taunt
"Freedom isn't free, maggots! Guess the price! Wrong! That is too high! Freedom is NOT that expensive!"
Taunt: Disco Fever
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Spy Taunt
Bump and hustle over the buried gibs of your enemies.
Taunt: The Balloonibouncer
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Pyro Taunt
Torch your troubles away with this spring-mounted fiberglass fun-frenzy.
The Airdog
Level 1-100 Hat
Bedouin Bandana
Level 1-100 Hat
Herald's Helm
Level 1-100 Hat
Courtly Cuirass
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Squire's Sabatons
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Surgical Survivalist
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Dead Head
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Lurking Legionnaire
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Dayjogger
Level 1-100 Hat
Patriot's Pouches
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
  • Style: Normal
  • Styles: Normal, Camo
Dad Duds
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Gauzed Gaze
Level 1-100 Hat
The Demo's Dustcatcher
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Scoped Spartan
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Colossal Cranium
Level 1-100 Hat
Aerobatics Demonstrator
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
Final Frontier Freighter
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
Hovering Hotshot
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Toadstool Topper
Level 1-100 Hat
Showstopper
Level 1-100 Coat
Big Topper
Level 1-100 Hat
Combustible Cutie
Level 1-100 Mask
The Cranial Carcharodon
Level 1-100 Hat
Spooktacles
Level 1-100 Mask
Heavy Tourism
Level 1-100 Shirt
The El Paso Poncho
Level 1-100 Poncho
The Wide-Brimmed Bandito
Level 1-100 Hat
The Corpus Christi Cranium
Level 1-100 Mask
Spirit of the Bombing Past
Level 1-100 Hat
Class Crown
Level 1-100 Hat
The Wing Mann
Level 1-100 Hat
Nasty Norsemann
Level 1-100 Hat
Pestering Jester
Level 1-100 Hat
Mo'Horn
Level 1-100 Hat
The Surgeon's Sidearms
Level 1-100 Tools
Lil' Bitey
Level 1-100 Hat
Mad Mask
Level 1-100 Mask
Taunt: Second Rate Sorcery
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
All Class Taunt
Burly Beast
Level 1-100 Shirt
Socked and Loaded
Level 1-100 Stocking
Flammable Favor
Level 1-100 Package
Snowwing
Level 1-100 Snowboard
Packable Provisions
Level 1-100 Provisions
Handy Canes
Level 1-100 Candy Canes
Bomb Beanie
Level 1-100 Hat
The Electric Twanger
Level 1-100 Guitar
Santarchimedes
Level 1-100 Mascot
Sweet Smissmas Sweater
Level 1-100 Sweater
Brain-Warming Wear
Level 1-100 Hat
The Snowmann
Level 1-100 Hat
The Bomber Knight
Level 1-100 Hat
Reader's Choice
Level 1-100 Glasses
Woolen Warmer
Level 1-100 Hat
Pyro the Flamedeer
Level 1-100 Hat
Elf Esteem
Level 1-100 Hat
The Head Prize
Level 1-100 Hat
Taunt: Didgeridrongo
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Sniper Taunt
Taunt: Scotsmann's Stagger
Level 1-100 Special Taunt
Demoman Taunt