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Items with special taunt attached
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • Build 'Mmmph' by dealing damage.
    Alt-Fire on full 'Mmmph': Taunt to gain crit for several seconds.
    Invulnerable while 'Mmmph' taunting.
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
The Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove! The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
  • Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Drink to become invulnerable for 8 seconds. Cannot attack during this time
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
  • Gain 2 revenge crits for each sentry kill and
    1 for each sentry assist when your sentry is destroyed.
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Revenge crits are lost on death
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
Decorated Weapon Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Melee hits refill 20% of your charge meter.
  • Ammo boxes collected also give Charge
  • No random critical hits
  • -80% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -80% max secondary ammo on wearer
Decorated Weapon Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Attack an enemy from behind to Backstab them for a one hit kill.
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Styles: TF_UnknownStyle, TF_UnknownStyle
Festive Shotgun
Level 1-99 Shotgun
Festive Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Drink to become invulnerable for 8 seconds. Cannot attack during this time
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or enemy attacks
  • This weapon deploys 20% faster
  • -34% clip size
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
You are marked for death afterward for 2 seconds.
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Saxxy
Level 25
  • Imbued with an ancient power
  • Untradable
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share chocolate with a friend (Small Health Kit)
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Decorated Weapon Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)

Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
  • Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
  • 100% mini-crits vs burning players
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and explodes when it hits the ground.
    Increased knock back on burning players
  • -35% damage penalty
  • -35% self damage force
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • Sentry build speed increased by 150%
  • Third successful punch in a row always crits.
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a Mini-Sentry
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
  • Gain 2 revenge crits for each sentry kill and
    1 for each sentry assist when your sentry is destroyed.
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Revenge crits are lost on death
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Styles: TF_UnknownStyle, TF_UnknownStyle
Decorated Weapon Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Decorated Weapon Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
The Festive Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Festive Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Decorated Weapon Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Decorated Weapon Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Decorated Weapon Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
  • +30% cloak on kill
  • Gain a speed boost on kill
  • -25 max health on wearer
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Styles: TF_UnknownStyle
Decorated Weapon Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • No random critical hits
The Robo-Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
Robots don't just run off oil. They also run off metal things constructed to resemble human food. Why? Why don't you tell me, if you're so smart? If anything, eating a metal sandwich makes MORE sense. Why don't you and oil have a baby that you have shared custody of after you and oil have a messy divorce if you love oil so much?
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
  • When weapon is active:
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?
The Fortified Compound
Level 10 Bow
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
  • When weapon is active:
  • +3 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • Alt-Fire: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
  • -20% damage penalty
Festive Eyelander
Level 1-99 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Styles: TF_UnknownStyle, TF_UnknownStyle
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload when not active
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
Festive Flare Gun
Level 1-99 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload when not active
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
  • When weapon is active:
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • +25 health restored on kill
  • Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter.
  • No random critical hits
  • 15% damage vulnerability on wearer
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
  • When weapon is active:
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • -90% less healing from Medic sources
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Styles: TF_UnknownStyle, TF_UnknownStyle
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
  • Style: Mystery and True Love
  • Styles: Mystery and True Love, Baccara
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • Gain 50% of base health on kill
  • No random critical hits
  • Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills.
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -55 max health on wearer
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
  • 100% mini-crits vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
  • +50% damage to self
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Styles: TF_UnknownStyle, TF_UnknownStyle
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Styles: TF_UnknownStyle, TF_UnknownStyle
Wanga Prick
Level 1-100 Knife
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter
  • -50% metal cost when constructing or upgrading teleporters
  • Construction hit speed boost decreased by 50%
  • 20% less metal from pickups and dispensers
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Styles: TF_UnknownStyle
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend (Medium Health Kit)