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The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 1-100 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 1-100 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
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  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Lollichop
Level 1-100 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Hardy Laurel
Level 1-100 Hat
This bundle of spray painted sticks signified that you were a philosopher king in primitive cultures like Ancient Rome and present-day Canada. (Equips Romevision in Mann vs. Machine mode.)
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 1-100 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Witnessed the 0 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
The Burning Bongos
Level 1-100 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland