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ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Open Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 26
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
TF2Connexion Division 2 Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
TF2Connexion Division 2 Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
Invasion Community Update Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
Crocleather Slouch
Level 1-100 Hat
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Defiant Spartan
Level 1-100 Hat
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 1-100 Hat
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 1-100 Hat
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
TF2Connexion Division 1 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
OWL 10 Premier Division Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
The Prize Plushy
Level 1-100 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
TF2Connexion Division 3 Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
TF2Connexion Division 3 Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
The Mark of the Saint
Level 20 Badge
Ghastly Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combined with the heady aromas of mould and grave dust.
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Style: Ghastly
  • Styles: Ghastly, Ghostly
  • Untradable
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Even more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2010 item
  • Style: Ghastlier
  • Styles: Ghastlier, Ghastly, Ghostly
  • Untradable
The Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
Jupiter Jetpack
Level 1-100 Jetpack
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Mid Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 26
  • Untradable
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Platinum 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
BETA LAN Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2014
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Premiership Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
ozfortress Open Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Untradable
ozfortress Open Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Untradable
ozfortress Open First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Untradable
ozfortress Open Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Untradable
ozfortress Intermediate Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Untradable
ozfortress Intermediate Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Untradable
ozfortress Intermediate First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Untradable
ozfortress Intermediate Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Gold Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 1-100 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Professional's Panama
Level 1-100 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 1-100 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Camera Beard
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 1-100 Hat
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 1-100 Hat
Bonk Helm
Level 1-100 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 1-100 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 1-100 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Brigade Helm
Level 1-100 Hat
Chapelaria Ultiduo 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
  • Untradable
Chapelaria Ultiduo Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premiership Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 24
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premiership Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 24
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premiership Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 24
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premiership Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 24
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 High Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 24
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 High Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 24
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 High Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 24
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 High Playoff Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 24
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
  • Untradable
The Criminal Cloak
Level 1-100 Apparel
UGC Highlander Steel 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
ozfortress Premier Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
ozfortress Premier Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
TF2Maps 72hr TF2Jam Winter Participant
Level 25 Community Medal
2017
  • Style: Medal
  • Styles: Medal, Pin
  • Untradable
Rally Call 2017 - 1st place Medal
Level 25 Community Medal
This prestigious piece of jacket jewellery was given to the winning team in the Rally Call Charity 6's Tournament. Fear them!
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Open Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Central Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
Rally Call 2017 Donator Medal
Level 25 Community Medal
They say those that give are destined to receive, let's just hope it isn't a crit rocket.
The owner of this medal gave money to help animals around the world.
  • Untradable
ozfortress Premier First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
Rally Call 2017 - 2nd Place Medal
Level 25 Community Medal
The owner of this medal got close to being in the winning team for Rally Call Charity 6's Tournament but couldn't cut it, maybe next time.
  • Untradable
Rally Call 2017 Participant/Helper Medal
Level 25 Community Medal
Losers say it's not winning but taking part that counts, well these guys certainly counted as they helped the event happen and deserve a pat on the back.
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Steel 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Steel 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Iron 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Iron 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Iron 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Platinum 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Iron Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Platinum 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Platinum 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
Tyrant's Helm
Level 1-100 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
Stainless Pot
Level 1-100 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Engineer's Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 1-100 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 1-100 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense.
Officer's Ushanka
Level 1-100 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
The Au Courant Assassin
Level 1-100 Shirt
Ze Übermensch
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
The Merc's Mohawk
Level 1-100 Hat
Endothermic Exowear
Level 1-100 Shirt
The Medicine Manpurse
Level 1-100 Satchel
The Eye-Catcher
Level 1-100 Eye Patch
The Frymaster
Level 1-100 Backpack
Employee of the Mmmph
Level 1-100 Hat
The Chronoscarf
Level 1-100 Scarf
The Combustible Kabuto
Level 1-100 Hat
ETF2L Ultiduo #5 Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 14 Premier First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
Arms Race Participant Medal
Level 25 Community Medal
Arms Race 2
  • Untradable
Arms Race 1st Place Medal
Level 25 Community Medal
Arms Race 2
  • Untradable
Arms Race Participant Medal
Level 25 Community Medal
Arms Race 1
  • Untradable
Arms Race 3rd Place Medal
Level 25 Community Medal
Arms Race 2
  • Untradable
Arms Race 2nd Place Medal
Level 25 Community Medal
Arms Race 2
  • Untradable
Arms Race 1st Place Medal
Level 25 Community Medal
Arms Race 1
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Open Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 21
  • Untradable
Arms Race 3rd Place Medal
Level 25 Community Medal
Arms Race 1
  • Untradable
Arms Race 2nd Place Medal
Level 25 Community Medal
Arms Race 1
  • Untradable
Legendary Lid
Level 1-100 Hat
The Polar Pullover
Level 1-100 Hat
The Extra Layer
Level 1-100 Apparel
Griffin's Gog
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Under Cover
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Lurker's Leathers
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
  • Style: Wasteland
  • Styles: Wasteland, Wall Street
The Emerald Jarate
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Tiny Timber
Level 1-100 Backpack
Chucklenuts
Level 1-100 Mascot
Wild West Waistcoat
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Fallen Angel
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Little Drummer Mann
Level 1-100 Apparel
The Golden Garment
Level 1-100 Coat
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
  • Untradable
Practitioner's Processing Mask
Level 1-100 Mask
Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
AsiaFortress Mercenaries Cup 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
  • Untradable
The Anger
Level 10 Hat
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
  • Untradable
The Hound's Hood
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
Mr. Juice
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Lollichop Licker
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Monster's Stompers
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Carious Chameleon
Level 1-100 Undead Pet
The Creature's Grin
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Hyperbaric Bowler
Level 1-100 Hat
The Moccasin Machinery
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Arsonist Apparatus
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Hellhunter's Headpiece
Level 1-100 Hat
Guano
Level 1-100 Spooky Companion
The Garden Bristles
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Supernatural Stalker
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Audio File
Level 1-100 Turntable
Made from scratch.
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
The Firefly
Level 1-100 Hat
Arkham Cowl
Level 1-100 Hat
PASS Time Early Participation Pin
Level 50 Pin
A distinguished service medal provided to the PASS Time beta players.
  • Untradable
Shin Shredders
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
  • Untradable
Winter Backup
Level 1-100 Backpack
The Chill Chullo
Level 1-100 Hat
UGC Highlander Iron 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Given to the winners!
  • Untradable
The Smock Surgeon
Level 1-100 Apron
The Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
ESA Rewind 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2017
  • Untradable
The Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a long, long time.
ETF2L Highlander Mid Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander High Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Mid Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Mid Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Euro Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Autumn 2011
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander High Playoff Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander High Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Silver 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Euro Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Autumn 2011
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Silver 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Silver 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Platinum 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Platinum 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Platinum 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
  • Untradable
ESL Season VII Premiership Division 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
The Lone Star
Level 1-100 Hat
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really don't know how people get respect without this hat.
UGC 6vs6 Platinum 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
  • Untradable
L'Inspecteur
Level 10 Hat
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat is so effective.
UGC Highlander Iron Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Iron 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Iron 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Iron 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
The Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
UGC Highlander Steel 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Steel 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This looks good. Really sharp.
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander 2nd Place European Steel
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander 1st Place European Steel
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Titanium Towel
Level 1-100 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
UGC 6vs6 Platinum 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Platinum 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 1-100 Hat
Desert Marauder
Level 1-100 Hat
UGC 6vs6 Iron Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
The Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
Benefactor's Kanmuri
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
  • Untradable
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
  • Untradable
The Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
UGC Highlander Silver 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
  • Untradable
Western Wear
Level 1-100 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
The Team Captain
Level 1-100 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
  • Untradable
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 1-100 Hat
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
  • Untradable
Blind Justice
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge and experience the thrill for yourself!
Villain's Veil
Level 1-100 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
  • Style: Hired Gun
  • Styles: Hired Gun, Smooth Assassin, Trained Killer
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
Honcho's Headgear
Level 1-100 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Reggaelator
Level 1-100 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
  • Style: Original
  • Styles: Original, Burst, Bones, Designer
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 1-100 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 1-100 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
Ol' Geezer
Level 1-100 Hat
Get off mah land!
Doctor's Sack
Level 1-100 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
Mann Co. Online Cap
Level 10 Hat
  • Untradable
Field Practice
Level 1-100 Hat
The Mann of Reason
Level 1-100 Hat
ETF2L 6v6 Premiership Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 21
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Iron Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
  • Untradable
Blast Defense
Level 1-100 Hat
Platinum Dueling Badge
Level 75 Badge
Earned at level 75.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Gold Dueling Badge
Level 50 Badge
Earned at level 50.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Old Guadalajara
Level 1-100 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Pugilist's Protector
Level 1-100 Hat
Lumbricus Lid
Level 10 Hat
Silver Dueling Badge
Level 25 Badge
Earned at level 25.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Bombing Run
Level 1-100 Hat
Death from above!
Napper's Respite
Level 1-100 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
Florida LAN
Level 25 Community Medal
2014
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
  • Untradable
ozfortress Premier Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Untradable
ozfortress Premier Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Premiership Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
ozfortress Intermediate Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Untradable
ozfortress Intermediate Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Untradable
ozfortress Open Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Untradable
ozfortress Open First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Untradable
ozfortress Open Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Untradable
ozfortress Open Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Untradable
ozfortress Premier Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Untradable
ozfortress Premier First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Gold Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Untradable
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 1-100 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Safe'n'Sound
Level 1-100 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!
Ze Goggles
Level 1-100 Glasses
Nothing
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Whoopee Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion for the discerning youth.
Primeval Warrior
Level 20 Badge
A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle even started.
  • Hire Date: 1970-01-01 00:00:00
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
  • Untradable
Chapelaria 6v6 Legatus Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Untradable
Chapelaria 6v6 Legatus 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Untradable
Chapelaria 6v6 Legatus 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Untradable
Chapelaria 6v6 Legatus 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Untradable
Chapelaria 6v6 Gladiator Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Untradable
Chapelaria 6v6 Gladiator 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Untradable
Chapelaria 6v6 Gladiator 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Untradable
Chapelaria 6v6 Gladiator 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Untradable
The Big Elfin Deal
Level 1-100 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick your teeth in.
  • Style: North Pole
  • Styles: North Pole, South Pole
Chapelaria Ultiduo 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
  • Untradable
Chapelaria Ultiduo 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
  • Untradable
The Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh all by yourself, you sexy little man.
  • Jingle all the way
  • Style: North Pole
  • Styles: North Pole, South Pole
ozfortress Open First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
ozfortress Intermediate Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
ozfortress Open Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
ozfortress Open Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
ozfortress Intermediate First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
The Brotherhood of Arms
Level 1-100 Hat
Straight outta 2Fort.
ozfortress Intermediate Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
ozfortress Intermediate Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
The Well-Rounded Rifleman
Level 1-100 Hat
The smooth lines of this versatile number will be instantly vaguely familiar to anyone who's ever seen a train conductor, been arrested in France, or fought in the U.S. Civil War.
UGC Highlander Platinum 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
ozfortress Open Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
Gamers Assembly Participant Badge
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2014
  • Untradable
The Last Straw
Level 1-100 Hat
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might come a-trespassin'.
GA'lloween Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2014
  • Untradable
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 1-100 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat. "Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
GA'lloween Participant Badge
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2013
  • Untradable
The First American
Level 1-100 Mask
Statesman. Scientist. Inventor. Pretend to be all of these things and more with this Benjamin Franklin mask. So life-like, the real Franklin will think he invented another version of himself!
The Tools of the Trade
Level 1-100 Tool Belt
The Joe-on-the-Go
Level 1-100 Backpack
The Lunatic's Leathers
Level 1-100 Apparel
Yuri's Revenge
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
The Peacenik's Ponytail
Level 1-100 Hair
  • Style: No Helmet
  • Styles: No Helmet, Helmet
The Level Three Chin
Level 3 Chin
The Aviator Assassin
Level 1-100 Hat
The Sky Captain
Level 1-100 Apparel
The Egghead's Overalls
Level 1-100 Shirt
The Lonesome Loafers
Level 1-100 Shoes
The Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 1-100 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
DeutschLAN 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2015
  • Untradable
OWL 14 Division 3 Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 14 Division 3 Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 14 Division 5 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 14 Premier Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 14 Premier Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 14 Premier Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 14 Division 2 First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 14 Division 2 Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 14 Division 2 Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 14 Division 2 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 14 Division 3 First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
Outta' Sight
Level 1-100 Hat
Support Spurs
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Rotation Sensation
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: Style 1
  • Styles: Style 1, Style 2
The Vascular Vestment
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Bruce's Bonnet
Level 1-100 Hat
The Physician's Protector
Level 1-100 Hat
OWL 14 Division 4 Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 14 Division 4 Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
Hat of Undeniable Wealth And Respect
Level 28 Hat
Earned by completing 28 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt.' Beware the Cephalopod padlock.
  • Style: H.O.U.W.A.R.
  • Styles: H.O.U.W.A.R., Treasure Hat, Bounty Hat
OWL 14 Division 4 First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 14 Division 3 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 14 Division 5 Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 14 Division 5 Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
The Halloweiner
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Lordly Lapels
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
OWL 14 Division 5 First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
Wartime Warmth
Level 1-100 Hat
Insulated Inventor
Level 1-100 Coat
The Li'l Dutchman
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Transylvania Top
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Candleer
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Bull Locks
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Minsk Beef
Level 1-100 Hat
The Vampyro
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Bone-Cut Belt
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
FBTF Cup 6v6 Vic Basten 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
  • Untradable
FBTF Cup 6v6 Wastex Miller Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
  • Untradable
FBTF Cup 6v6 Barts Rimet 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
  • Untradable
FBTF Cup 6v6 Barts Rimet 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Open Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
FBTF Cup 6v6 Wastex Miller 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
  • Untradable
FBTF Cup 6v6 Wastex Miller 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
  • Untradable
FBTF Cup 6v6 Wastex Miller 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
  • Untradable
InfoShow TF2 Tournament Participant
Level 25 Community Medal
InfoShow LAN Party 2014
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Iron 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Euro Iron
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Autumn 2011
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Iron 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Iron 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Tin 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Tin 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Tin 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Euro Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Autumn 2011
  • Untradable
The Hair of the Dog
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
The Wrap Battler
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
B-ankh!
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Scottish Snarl
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Pickled Paws
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
UGC 6vs6 Platinum 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Platinum 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Untradable
The Futankhamun
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Blazing Bull
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Ground Control
Level 1-100 Hat
The Killer's Kit
Level 1-100 Apparel
  • Style: Style 1
  • Styles: Style 1, Style 2
The Cauterizer's Caudal Appendage
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
UGC Highlander Silver 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
The Doublecross-Comm
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you will never not be aware of them.
The Grease Monkey
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
ESL Season VI Premier Division 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ESL Season VI Premier Division 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
The Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into thinking you're probably in the army too.
UGC Highlander 2nd Place South American Steel
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 1-100 Hat
Magnanimous Monarch
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Mid Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
Participant - Gamers With Jobs Tournament
Level 1 Tournament Medal
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Mid Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Open Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Cup Division 1 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Cup Division 1 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Cup Division 1 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Access Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Open 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Open 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Open 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander High Playoff Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Cup Division 1 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Cup Division 2 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Mid Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
The Geisha Boy
Level 1-100 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1-100 Hat
The Noh Mercy
Level 1-100 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Large Luchadore
Level 1-100 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
  • Style: El Macho
  • Styles: El Macho, El Amor Ardiente, El Picante Grande
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Big Country
Level 1-100 Hat
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
  • Style: Nelson
  • Styles: Nelson, Brooks
Grimm Hatte
Level 1-100 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 1-100 Hat
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics. Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
  • Style: Manic
  • Styles: Manic, Tamed
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 1-100 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 1-100 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
Private Eye
Level 1-100 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
Googly Gazer
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Augmentation
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
  • Style: Mad Science
  • Styles: Mad Science, Machine in the Man
The Rat Stompers
Level 1-100 Boots
The Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1-100 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
ETF2L 6v6 Mid Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 20
  • Untradable
Carouser's Capotain
Level 1-100 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
ETF2L Highlander Open Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 1-100 Hat
Handyman's Handle
Level 1-100 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 1-100 Hat
Stout Shako
Level 1-100 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Hard Counter
Level 1-100 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Sober Stuntman
Level 1-100 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
ETF2L Highlander Open 2 Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Open 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ETF2L Ultiduo #6 Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ETF2L Ultiduo #6 Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Open Playoff Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Open Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Open 2 Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Open 2 Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ETF2L Ultiduo #6 Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ETF2L Ultiduo #6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
Grizzled Veteran
Level 15 Badge
Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill someone, they'll know they weren't the first.
  • Hire Date: 1970-01-01 00:00:00
  • Untradable
Soldier of Fortune
Level 10 Badge
Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do it better.
  • Hire Date: 1970-01-01 00:00:00
  • Untradable
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
  • Hire Date: 1970-01-01 00:00:00
  • Untradable
Max's Severed Head
Level 1-100 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
ETF2L 6v6 High Playoff Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 25
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 High Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 25
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 High Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 25
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 High Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 25
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premiership Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 25
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 High Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 25
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premiership Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 25
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premiership Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 25
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Open Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 24
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premiership Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 25
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Platinum 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Platinum 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Gold 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Gold 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Gold 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Gold Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Silver 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Silver 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Silver 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
Mecha-Medes
Level 1-100 Mascot
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
UGC Highlander Iron Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Platinum Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Gold Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Open Playoff Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Open Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
Handy Canes
Level 1-100 Candy Canes
UGC Highlander Silver 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
Bomb Beanie
Level 1-100 Hat
TF2Connexion Division 1 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
The Steam Pipe
Level 1-100 Pipe
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman Dracula glasses!
The Virus Doctor
Level 1-100 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler, or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
TF2Connexion Division 1 Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
TF2Connexion Division 1 Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Silver 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
Der Maschinensoldaten-Helm
Level 1-100 Helmet
As the saying goes, "Those who cannot remember the alternate past are condemned to repeat it." Since you have to do it again anyway, why not liven things up with an evil robot costume?
The Snowmann
Level 1-100 Hat
FBTF Cup 6v6 Vic Basten 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Platinum Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
  • Untradable
FBTF Cup 6v6 Vic Basten 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
  • Untradable
Chapelaria 6v6 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
  • Untradable
Chapelaria 6v6 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
  • Untradable
GA'lloween Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2016
  • Untradable
GA'lloween Participant Badge
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2016
  • Untradable
Hannah's Altruistic Aspect
Level 25 Community Medal
Yogscast Jingle Jam 2016 (Hannah edition)
  • Untradable
Duncan's Kindhearted Kisser
Level 25 Community Medal
Yogscast Jingle Jam 2016 (Duncan edition)
  • Untradable
Chapelaria 6v6 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
  • Untradable
Chapelaria 6v6 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
  • Untradable
Sips' Selfless Simulacrum
Level 25 Community Medal
Yogscast Jingle Jam 2016 (Sips edition)
  • Untradable
Sjin's Generous Guise
Level 25 Community Medal
Yogscast Jingle Jam 2016 (Sjin edition)
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Open Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 26
  • Untradable
Six Pack Abs
Level 1-100 Bottles
Seeing Double
Level 1-100 Glasses
The Byte'd Beak
Level 1-100 Hat
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
The Slick Cut
Level 1-100 Hat
A Brush with Death
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
The Flapjack
Level 1-100 Apparel
Escapist
Level 1-100 Apparel
  • Style: Style 1
  • Styles: Style 1, Style 2
L'homme Burglerre
Level 1-100 Hat
French for 'The Thief of Hamburgers.'
Li'l Snaggletooth
Level 1-100 Pocket Buddy
'When I grow up, I want to be a hat.' -Li'l Snaggletooth
Pirate Bandana
Level 1-100 Hat
The Frenchman's Formals
Level 1-100 Apparel
  • Style: Dashing
  • Styles: Dashing, Dastardly
German Gonzila
Level 1-100 Hat
The Beep Man
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Iron Fist
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Roo Rippers
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Kanga Kickers
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Marsupial Man
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Scaly Scrapers
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Rogue's Rabbit
Level 1-100 Hat
The Nightmare Hunter
Level 1-100 Hat
Shadowman's Shade
Level 1-100 Hat
The Marsupial Muzzle
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Airdog
Level 1-100 Hat
The Finder's Fee
Level 50 Hat
If you own this hat, that means you reported a major economy-breaking bug or a remote-code-execution bug and made the game better. And that means you're an admirable person. Like Gandhi (who also owned this hat).
  • Untradable
TF2Connexion Division 2 Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
TF2Connexion Division 2 Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
Teutonkahmun
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Parasight
Level 1-100 Mask
Gamers Assembly Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2015
  • Untradable
PY-40 Incinibot
Level 1-100 Mask
The Magical Mercenary
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Creature From The Heap
Level 1-100 Backpack
The Manneater
Level 1-100 Hat
The Larval Lid
Level 1-100 Hat
Ramses' Regalia
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Raven's Visage
Level 1-100 Mask
Fancy Fedora
Level 1-100 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue.
Soldier's Stash
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or gambling.
Pyro's Beanie
Level 1-100 Hat
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 1-100 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Trophy Belt
Level 1-100 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Batter's Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of plastic!
  • Style: Hat and Headphones
  • Styles: Hat and Headphones, No Hat and No Headphones, No Hat
Ein
Level 1-100 Mascot
Stylish DeGroot
Level 1-100 Hat
Storm Spirit's Jolly Hat
Level 20 Hat
DOTA 2 International Championship
Gamescom 2011
  • Untradable
The Heavy Lifter
Level 1-100 Apparel
Clockwerk's Helm
Level 20 Hat
DOTA 2 International Championship
Gamescom 2011
  • Untradable
Bullet Buzz
Level 1-100 Hat
The Scotch Saver
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
UGC Highlander Platinum 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
The Fashionable Megalomaniac
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Bushi-Dou
Level 1-100 Apparel
UGC Highlander Gold 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Gold 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
The El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
The Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
ESL Season VI Division 2 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ESL Season VI Division 1 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ESL Season VI Division 2 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ESL Season VI Division 2 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ESL Season VI Division 1 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ESL Season VI Premier Division Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ESL Season VI Division 1 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ESL Season VI Division 1 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OSL.tf Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Cup #1
  • Untradable
ESL Season VI Division 3 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ESL Season VI Division 2 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Iron Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Untradable
Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.

NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
  • Style: [classified]
  • Styles: [classified], Aperture Logo
Resurrection Associate Pin
Level 13 Badge
The Capo's Capper
Level 1-100 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except against fashion.
Area 451
Level 1-100 Hat
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the other ones.
UGC Highlander Platinum 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
The Trash Man
Level 1-100 Hat
OWL 11 Premier Division First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Cup Division 3 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Cup Division 3 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Cup Division 3 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Cup Division 3 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Cup Division 2 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Cup Division 2 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Cup Division 2 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
  • Untradable
OWL 11 Premier Division Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 11 Premier Division Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
Civilian Grade JACK Hat
Level 50 Hat
Guaranteed to prevent concussions and headshots... probably.
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
  • Untradable
The Flight of the Monarch
Level 1-100 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve Winwood.
UGC Highlander Steel 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Gold 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 1-100 Hat
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 1-100 Hat
Familiar Fez
Level 1-100 Hat
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Prehistoric Pullover
Level 1-100 Hat
The Tsarboosh
Level 1-100 Hat
"Does little hat make Heavy's head look big? TELL TRUTH."
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1 Capacitor
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
UGC Highlander Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
  • Untradable
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 1-100 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
Straight outta control point.
  • Style: New School
  • Styles: New School, Old School, Older School, Oldest School
Killer's Kabuto
Level 1-100 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 1-100 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
UGC Highlander Silver 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
Catastrophic Companions
Level 1-100 Mascot
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Open Playoff Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 24
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Open Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 24
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Mid Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 24
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 High Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 24
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Mid Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 24
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Mid Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 24
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Mid Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 24
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Mid Playoff Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 24
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Open Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 24
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Open Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 24
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Gold 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 21
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 21
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Gold Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 21
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Gold 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 21
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Iron Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 21
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 21
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Iron Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Gold Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Iron Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Platinum 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Gold 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Gold Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Gold 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Gold 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Iron Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
  • Untradable
The Heartfelt Hug
Level 25 Community Medal
Awarded to those who contributed to or participated in the Hugs.tf 2017 charity event
  • Untradable
CappingTV Ultiduo Summer Brawl Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2017
  • Untradable
Snack's Summery Ultiduo Siesta Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Summer 2017
  • Untradable
Snack's Summery Ultiduo Siesta Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Summer 2017
  • Untradable
CappingTV Ultiduo Summer Brawl 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2017
  • Untradable
Mappers vs. Machines Participant Medal 2017
Level 25 Community Medal
Are you Mann enough to hammer a ticking time bomb on your chest? Awarded to all participants of the 2017 TF2Maps.net and Potato's MvM Server's community MvM mapping contest!
  • Untradable
CappingTV Ultiduo Summer Brawl 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2017
  • Untradable
CappingTV Ultiduo Summer Brawl 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2017
  • Untradable
GA'lloween Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2015
  • Untradable
Snack's Summery Ultiduo Siesta Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Summer 2017
  • Untradable
Snack's Summery Ultiduo Siesta Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Summer 2017
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Open Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
LBTF2 Highlander Access 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Untradable
The Allbrero
Level 1-100 Hat
LBTF2 Highlander Access 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Untradable
LBTF2 Highlander Access 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Untradable
DeutschLAN Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2015
  • Untradable
DeutschLAN Supporter
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2015
  • Untradable
DeutschLAN 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2015
  • Untradable
DeutschLAN 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2015
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Cup Division 3 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
The Frontier Djustice
Level 1-100 Hat
AsiaFortress Cup Division 3 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
The Triggerman's Tacticals
Level 1-100 Apparel
Tipped Lid
Level 1-100 Hat
Tipped to the jauntiest of angles. Helps the noblest of causes. (99 percent of community revenue goes to One Step Camp, a camp program for kids with cancer.)
LBTF2 6v6 Elite 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Elite 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1-100 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group. Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
The Triad Trinket
Level 1-100 Necklace
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home."
  • Style: Bare
  • Styles: Bare, Bear
The Champ Stamp
Level 1-100 Tattoos
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
The Marxman
Level 1-100 Glasses
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
  • Style: No Cigar
  • Styles: No Cigar, Yes, Cigar
The Human Cannonball
Level 1-100 Hat
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
  • Style: Crash
  • Styles: Crash, Burn, Override
The Ward
Level 1-100 Apparel
The Beast From Below
Level 1-100 Mask
Hard-Headed Hardware
Level 1-100 Mask
Cap'n Calamari
Level 1-100 Mask
The Spectralnaut
Level 1-100 Helmet
Ethereal Hood
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Maniac's Manacles
Level 1-100 Gloves
The Second Opinion
Level 1-100 Mask
The Pocket Horsemann
Level 1-100 Pocket Buddy
The Last Bite
Level 1-100 Coffin
The Dread Hiding Hood
Level 1-100 Hat
The Templar's Spirit
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Wings of Purity
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Forgotten King's Restless Head
Level 1-100 Hat
The Forgotten King's Pauldrons
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Soul of 'Spensers Past
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Tiny Texan
Level 1-100 Hat
The Facepeeler
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Mr. Mundee's Wild Ride
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Eyeborg
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Mannhattan Project
Level 1-100 Hat
The Baronial Badge
Level 1-100 Badge
UGC 4vs4 Gold 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Elite Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Central 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
The Dayjogger
Level 1-100 Hat
LBTF2 Highlander 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
  • Untradable
GA'lloween Participant Badge
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2014
  • Untradable
The Nabler
Level 1-100 Hat
LBTF2 6v6 Elite 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
The Little Bear
Level 1-100 Pocket Buddy
Make sure the contents of your pockets are distributed fairly with the latest in Communist pocket enforcement.
Carrion Companion
Level 1-100 Undead Pet
Quoth
Level 1-100 Spooky Companion
Sir Shootsalot
Level 1-100 Bird Head
The Corpsemopolitan
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Glob
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Hallowed Headcase
Level 1-100 Mask
The Monstrous Mandible
Level 1-100 Mask
The Shaolin Sash
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Mann-Bird of Aberdeen
Level 1-100 Bird Head
The Foul Cowl
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
Mining Light
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
For Engineers with bright ideas.
The Purity Fist
Level 10 Cosmetic Augmentation
The Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
The Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
The Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
The Company Man
Level 10 Hat
The Brütal Bouffant
Level 1-100 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and air-mailed straight out of hell.
  • Style: No Hat
  • Styles: No Hat, No Hat and No Headphones
Buck Turner All-Stars
Level 1-100 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes. Both his feet were later amputated.
Vox Diabolus
Level 1-100 Hat
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way, they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket when you try to get them to sign something.
Tux
Level 1-100 Mascot
Linux represent!
  • Style: Normal
  • Styles: Normal, Demoman, Pyro
  • Untradable
The Wilson Weave
Level 1-100 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair!
  • Style: No Hat
  • Styles: No Hat, No Hat and No Headphones
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
ESL Season VI Division 3 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
ESL Season VI Division 4 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
ESL Season VI Division 5 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ESL Season VI Division 5 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
The Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1-100 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
The Janissary Ketche
Level 1-100 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure everyone else knew it.
Brain Bucket
Level 1-100 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
The Dead Cone
Level 1-100 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
The Gilded Guard
Level 1-100 Hat
OWL 11 Division 2 Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 11 Division 2 Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 11 Premier Division Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 11 Division 2 First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 11 Division 3 Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 11 Division 3 Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 11 Division 2 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 11 Division 3 First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 1-100 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
OWL 11 Division 3 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 11 Division 4 First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 1-100 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
The Idiot Box
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Face Full of Festive
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Styles: TF_UnknownStyle, TF_UnknownStyle
OWL 10 Division 5 Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
The Shoestring Budget
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Steel Pipes
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
UGC 6vs6 Iron Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
Universal Translator
Level 1-100 Hat
Tail From the Crypt
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Scout Shako
Level 1-100 Hat
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Einstein
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
UGC Highlander Platinum 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 20
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 20
  • Untradable
The Hunger Force
Level 1-100 Shirt
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
UGC Highlander Gold 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
Smissmas Wreath
Level 1-100 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous berries pinned to your chest.
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 1-100 Hat
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 1-100 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 1-100 Mask
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
The Hound Dog
Level 1-100 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
Earbuds
Level 1-100 Hat
OSX represent!
Hotrod
Level 1-100 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from your eyeballs.
UGC Highlander Gold Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 20
  • Untradable
The Grisly Gumbo
Level 1-100 Backpack
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Level 100 CheatDetector
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Platinum 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 20
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 20
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Iron Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Platinum 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 20
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Gold 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Gold Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Gold 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Gold 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Platinum Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Platinum 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Gold Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Iron Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander High Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Platinum 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Platinum 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Premiership Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Premiership Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Premiership Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander High Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Open Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Open Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Premiership Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
The Coffin Kit
Level 1-100 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die. Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
The Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 1-100 Hat
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
The Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 1-100 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
The Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 1-100 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
The Wraith Wrap
Level 1-100 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings from midgets.
The Exorcizor
Level 1-100 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing outfit!
The Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 1-100 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside, where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
The Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
ETF2L 6v6 High Playoff Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 23
  • Untradable
The Death Support Pack
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Battle Bird
Level 1-100 Hat
The Beacon from Beyond
Level 1-100 Spooky Companion
LBTF2 6v6 Elite Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Elite 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Central 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Central 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Central Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Central 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Access 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Access 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Access Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Access 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
The Ghoul Gibbin' Gear
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Immobile Suit
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The War Pig
Level 1-100 Hat
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance, Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has stopped expecting anything from him.
  • Style: Uninhibited
  • Styles: Uninhibited, Conspicuous
Archimedes
Level 1-100 Mascot
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients ever since.
Hat of Cards
Level 1-100 Hat
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
The Koala Compact
Level 1-100 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself!
  • Style: Twins
  • Styles: Twins, Poor and Irish
The Track Terrorizer
Level 1-100 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.
Medi-Mask
Level 1-100 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask, releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So that's interesting.
The Soviet Gentleman
Level 1-100 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
  • Style: Normal
  • Styles: Normal, Camo
The Russian Rocketeer
Level 1-100 Backpack
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests we've conducted with this product!
The Pocket Purrer
Level 1-100 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow" means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder." It's probably going to say that a lot.
Siberian Sweater
Level 1-100 Sweater
Trickster's Turnout Gear
Level 1-100 Coat
Trick your enemies into forgetting who set them on fire in the first place with this trustworthy-looking fireman's jacket.
The Special Eyes
Level 1-100 Glasses
  • Style: Suspicious
  • Styles: Suspicious, Bored
The Diplomat
Level 1-100 Coat
The Cuban Bristle Crisis
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Dress up like Cuban celeb Fidel Castro, inventor of the Castromatic, a self-casting fishing pole that swept the nation in the 60s.
The Viking Braider
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
O.G. Vikings know: Braid before blade, son.
The Beep Boy
Level 1-100 Electronic Device
His facial expressions are synced to yours! Teach this Beep Boy how to be a Beep Man using nothing but the raw musky magnetism of your face.
Sentrybuster
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Gift Bringer
Level 1-100 Coat
The Air Raider
Level 1-100 Hat
Designed specifically for hotshot pilots, this mask only distributes oxygen if you're doing a cool barrel roll into the Danger Zone.
The Bone Dome
Level 1-100 Hat
Comes with a visor capable of shielding your eyes from the harsh glare of people running away from you on fire.
  • Style: Style 1
  • Styles: Style 1, Style 2
Big Topper
Level 1-100 Hat
A Well Wrapped Hat
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: Style 1
  • Styles: Style 1, Style 2
Unusual Cap
Level 50 Hat
  • Untradable
The Bootenkhamuns
Level 1-100 Boots
Jungle Booty
Level 1-100 Shorts
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
The Crown of the Old Kingdom
Level 1-100 Hat
The Tomb Readers
Level 1-100 Glasses
PASS Time Miniature Half JACK
Level 50 Pin
A gift from Engineer to Soldier to commemorate his love of PASS Time.
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Gold 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Gold Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
The Little Buddy
Level 10 Hat
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
The Red Army Robin
Level 1-100 Mascot
"Is tiny bird. Is adorable. TELL BIRD HE IS PRETTY!"
The Gym Rat
Level 10 Hat
Let's get physical. Physical.
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms off.
The Hellmet
Level 1-100 Hat
Duck Billed Hatypus
Level 1-100 Hat
The Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look like an expert on hot dogs.
The Birdcage
Level 10 Hat
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat is. The secret is you're an idiot.
UGC 4vs4 Gold Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Gold 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
  • Untradable
The Zipperface
Level 1-100 Hat
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know, thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an idiot in front of your kids again!
The Grizzled Growth
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near. Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
The War Goggles
Level 1-100 Glasses
UGC 6vs6 Platinum Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Untradable
The Sangu Sleeves
Level 1-100 Apparel
UGC 6vs6 Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Gold Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Untradable
The Law
Level 1-100 Hat
The Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less than impressed.
The Napoleon Complex
Level 1-100 Hat
UGC 4vs4 Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
The FR-0
Level 1-100 Hat
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic '70s film "Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
The Bolted Bombardier
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and they want to talk to you.
The Swagman's Swatter
Level 10 Hat
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This one's the best.
The Gridiron Guardian
Level 1-100 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
ESL Season VII Premiership Division Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
ESL Season VII Division 2 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ESL Season VII Division 2 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 1-100 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
The Bot Dogger
Level 1-100 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
Spirit of the Bombing Past
Level 1-100 Hat
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 22
  • Untradable
The Rogue's Robe
Level 1-100 Apparel
The Classified Coif
Level 1-100 Coat
UGC Highlander Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Wide-Brimmed Bandito
Level 1-100 Hat
Ready Steady Pan Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Untradable
Ready Steady Pan Tournament Helper
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
Thanks for Helping!
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Access 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Access 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Open 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Central 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Central 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Access 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Central Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
The Electric Twanger
Level 1-100 Guitar
Spooktacles
Level 1-100 Mask
LBTF2 6v6 Open 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Open 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
Potassium Bonnett
Level 1-100 Hat
ozfortress Intermediate Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
ozfortress Premier Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Platinum 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Platinum 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
Santarchimedes
Level 1-100 Mascot
UGC 4vs4 Gold 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
OWL 11 Division 5 Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 11 Division 5 Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
Tumblr Vs Reddit Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Untradable
OWL 11 Division 5 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 11 Division 4 Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 11 Division 4 Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 11 Division 5 First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 11 Division 4 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
  • Untradable
Sweet Smissmas Sweater
Level 1-100 Sweater
Jaunty Camper
Level 25 Community Medal
Awarded to those who contributed to the Tip of the Hats 2016 charity event
  • Untradable
Brain-Warming Wear
Level 1-100 Hat
UGC 6vs6 Platinum 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 22
  • Untradable
Ready Steady Pan Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Untradable
The Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
Orion's Belt
Level 1-100 Holster
Snowwing
Level 1-100 Snowboard
UGC 6vs6 Platinum 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 22
  • Untradable
Ready Steady Pan Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander High Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander High Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
TF2Connexion Division 4 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
Packable Provisions
Level 1-100 Provisions
UGC 6vs6 Platinum 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 22
  • Untradable
TF2Connexion Division 4 Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
TF2Connexion Division 4 Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
The Champ Stamp
Level 1-100 Tattoos
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
The Marxman
Level 1-100 Glasses
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
  • Style: No Cigar
  • Styles: No Cigar, Yes, Cigar
Herald's Helm
Level 1-100 Hat
ETF2L Highlander Mid Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Platinum Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 22
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Mid Playoff Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
LBTF2 Highlander Principal 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Untradable
The Human Cannonball
Level 1-100 Hat
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
  • Style: Crash
  • Styles: Crash, Burn, Override
Bedouin Bandana
Level 1-100 Hat
Commissar's Coat
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
LBTF2 6v6 Open Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Platinum 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Gold Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Gold 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Untradable
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
UGC Highlander Gold 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 20
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 20
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Gold 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 20
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Gold 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 20
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Silver 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 20
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Silver 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 20
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Silver 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 20
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Open Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Open Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Open Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Mid Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Mid Playoff Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Mid Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Mid Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Mid Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander High Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander High Playoff Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Iron 3rd Place
Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the third place team!
  • Untradable
The Crone's Dome
Level 1-100 Hat
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
The Executioner
Level 1-100 Hat
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret word is "Freedom".)
The Bonedolier
Level 1-100 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.
The Plutonidome
Level 1-100 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium. Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
  • Style: Functioning
  • Styles: Functioning, Broken
The Spooky Shoes
Level 1-100 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's! Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
The Spooky Sleeves
Level 1-100 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
The Paisley Pro
Level 1-100 Shirt
UGC Highlander 3rd Place North American Steel
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Steel 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander 1st Place North American Steel
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
  • Style: Whatever
  • Styles: Whatever, Formal
UGC Highlander 3rd Place European Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Platinum 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Platinum 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
The Triad Trinket
Level 1-100 Necklace
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home."
  • Style: Bare
  • Styles: Bare, Bear
LBTF2 Highlander Principal 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander 2nd Place European Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
LBTF2 Highlander Principal 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Untradable
LBTF2 Highlander Principal Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Open 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Open 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Open 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander 1st Place European Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander 3rd Place North American Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander 2nd Place North American Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
Weight Room Warmer
Level 1-100 Apparel
The Hurt Locher
Level 1-100 Apparel
Everyone likes to watch their enemies blow up. But if you're close enough to get a really good look, you'll blow up too. It is life's greatest tragedy.
Pop-eyes
Level 1-100 Apparel
Hong Kong Cone
Level 1-100 Hat
The Cotton Head
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: Style 1
  • Styles: Style 1, Style 2
The Gold Digger
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Dag nab it before it's all sold out!
Brim-Full Of Bullets
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: Good
  • Styles: Good, Bad, Ugly
The Chronomancer
Level 1-100 Apparel
The Medical Mystery
Level 1-100 Apparel
The Top Notch
Level 50 Hat
Welcome to a secret society so exclusive it makes the Illuminati look like a Costco. How exclusive? You are the only member. This is the only item of its kind in all of existence. So don't craft it, Miney.
  • Untradable
Gamers Assembly Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2017
  • Untradable
Gamers Assembly Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2017
  • Untradable
RGB LAN Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2017
  • Untradable
RGB LAN 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2017
  • Untradable
RGB LAN 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2017
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
The HazMat Headcase
Level 1-100 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable 350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own sweltering hell.
  • Style: Safety First
  • Styles: Safety First, Reinforced, Streamlined, A Serious Absence of Fear
Skullcap
Level 1-100 Hat
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
The Void Monk Hair
Level 1-100 Hat
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase: effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you handsome devil.
The Ninja Cowl
Level 1-100 Hat
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim. "He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
Gamers Assembly Participant Badge
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2017
  • Untradable
Gamers Assembly Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2017
  • Untradable
B'aaarrgh-n-Bicorne
Level 1-100 Hat
B'aaarrgh-n-Britches
Level 1-100 Pants
Arthropod's Aspect
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Argyle Ace
Level 1-100 Shoes
UGC Highlander Iron Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
Heer's Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
The Gaiter Guards
Level 1-100 Boots
The Breather Bag
Level 1-100 Hat
Since the invention of the garbage bag, humanity has longed to put it over its head. Until now, this usually meant immediate asphyxiation. UNTIL NOW! Plastic bag over your head? Breathing air? Thanks to the geniuses at FaceBagHole Co., you don't have to choose.
The Weather Master
Level 1-100 Hat
They called you INSANE when you claimed a helmet with foam clouds and lightning taped to it would give you weather powers! Now you'll show them! You'll show them ALL! Moo hoo ha ha ha! (This helmet does not give you weather powers.)
UGC Highlander Silver 2nd Place
Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the second place team!
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Silver 3rd Place
Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the third place team!
  • Untradable
The Long Fall Loafers
Level 1-100 Boots
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.
UGC Highlander Silver 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Given to the winners!
  • Untradable
The Dapper Disguise
Level 1-100 Mask
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though, because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than before.
UGC Highlander Platinum 2nd Place
Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the second place team!
  • Untradable
Participant - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
Level 1 Tournament Medal
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.
  • Untradable
The Ticket Boy
Level 1-100 Apparel
Third Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the third place team!
  • Untradable
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 1-100 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett Packard.
Base Metal Billycock
Level 1-100 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters, from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston Churchill.
Soldered Sensei
Level 1-100 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black. But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 1-100 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.)
Letch's LED
Level 1-100 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it. Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know how.
The Galvanized Gibus
Level 1-100 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated areas.
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on God's Earth.
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 1-100 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
ESL Season VII Division 5 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ESL Season VII Division 4 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
The Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights activists get wind of this and shut it down.
  • Style: Haunting
  • Styles: Haunting, Please Help, Hey Guys, What's Going On?, Bone Party
ESL Season VII Division 4 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
The Grenadier Helm
Level 1-100 Hat
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
ESL Season VII Division 2 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
The Megapixel Beard
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto this perpetual make-out machine.
The Red Socks
Level 1-100 Socks
The Bruiser's Bandanna
Level 1-100 Bandana
  • Style: Original
  • Styles: Original, Clean, Skulls
The Frickin' Sweet Ninja Hood
Level 1-100 Apparel
The Southie Shinobi
Level 1-100 Shirt
UGC Highlander Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
The Spook Specs
Level 1-100 Hat
The Sengoku Scorcher
Level 1-100 Apparel
UGC Highlander 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 1-100 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Gold Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Iron 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Iron 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
RGB LAN 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2017
  • Untradable
The Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1-100 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Hot Heels
Level 1-100 Shoes
Scot Bonnet
Level 1-100 Hat
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
The Business Casual
Level 1-100 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back. Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
UGC 4vs4 Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
OWL 12 Division 3 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 12 Division 5 Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 12 Division 5 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
A Head Full of Hot Air
Level 1-100 Hat
Silver Bullets
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
LBTF2 Highlander 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Elite 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premiership Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 21
  • Untradable
Valhalla Helm
Level 1-100 Hat
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
ETF2L Highlander Premiership Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander 2nd Place North American Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
  • Untradable
The Mishap Mercenary
Level 1-100 Hat
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Nose Candy
Level 1-100 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
  • Style: Horrific
  • Styles: Horrific, Happy
The Frontier Flyboy
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
ETF2L 6v6 High Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 21
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Untradable
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 1-100 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
ESH Ultiduo #4 Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
The Attendant
Level 1-100 Hat
LBTF2 6v6 Elite 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
The Milkman
Level 1-100 Hat
Rocket Operator
Level 1-100 Apparel
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 1-100 Hat
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No, YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
  • Style: Amateur
  • Styles: Amateur, Pro
Life Support System
Level 1-100 Life Support
UGC Highlander Gold 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
The Made Man
Level 1-100 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
ETF2L 6v6 High Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 20
  • Untradable
Archer's Sterling
Level 1-100 Hat
Airborne Attire
Level 1-100 Jacket
Head Mounted Double Observatory
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Augmentation
The Abhorrent Appendages
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
ETF2L Highlander Open Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
UGC Highlander Iron Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 19
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Open Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Open Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander High Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander High Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander High Playoff Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander High Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Mid Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Mid Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Mid Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Mid Playoff Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Mid Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Open Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Gold 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 21
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Open Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
The Scarecrow
Level 1-100 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
Master Mind
Level 1-100 Hat
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that capitalizes on both.
Sir Hootsalot
Level 1-100 Mascot
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a super-genius on this one.
  • Style: Wilderness
  • Styles: Wilderness, Snowy
The Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
ETF2L Highlander Open Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
The Bolted Bushman
Level 1-100 Hat
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect. The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats only need to say two things.
The Robot Running Man
Level 1-100 Hat
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh boy!
The Battery Bandolier
Level 1-100 Decorative Bombs
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except for all those times you bought batteries].
The Tin Pot
Level 1-100 Hat
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
  • Style: Battered
  • Styles: Battered, Standard Issue
The Medic Mech-bag
Level 1-100 Backpack
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body parts as cosmetic items!
The Pyrobotics Pack
Level 1-100 Backpack
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical application for the information, but it's good to learn.
The Stealth Steeler
Level 1-100 Hat
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is spine-crushing entertainment!
The U-clank-a
Level 1-100 Hat
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
UGC Highlander Silver 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Silver 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Gold Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Gold 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Gold 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Gold 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Platinum 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
Security Shades
Level 1-100 Hat
The HDMI Patch
Level 1-100 Photograph
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
The Cranial Conspiracy
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Hooded Haunter
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Medicbot Chariot
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
Heavybot Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
UGC Highlander Platinum 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
The Nugget Noggin
Level 1-100 Hat
The Founding Father
Level 1-100 Apparel
This shirt envisions a terrifying alternate universe where our nation's patriots wore frilly-cuffed silk blouses instead of the respectable undershirts they possessed in actual history.
The Talon Trotters
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Fowl Fists
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Claws And Infect
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Engineerbot Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
Engineerbot Armor
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
Demobot Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
GA'lloween Participant Badge
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2015
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Cup Division 1 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
GA'lloween Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2015
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Cup Division 1 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Cup Division 2 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Cup Division 1 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Cup Division 1 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Cup Division 2 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Cup Division 2 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
Winter Woodsman
Level 1-100 Hat
Screamin' Eagle
Level 1-100 Hat
Bomber's Bucket Hat
Level 1-100 Hat
Boxcar Bomber
Level 1-100 Hat
Fur-lined Fighter
Level 1-100 Hat
North Polar Fleece
Level 1-100 Sweater
Snow Stompers
Level 1-100 Boots
Coldsnap Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
Double Dynamite
Level 1-100 Decorative Bombs
Brooklyn Booties
Level 1-100 Boots
ETF2L Ultiduo #2 Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
Asymmetric Accolade
Level 25 Community Medal
Awarded to the participants of the Pubstars vs. Pros 6vs9 events
  • Untradable
The Trencher's Tunic
Level 1-100 Apparel
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
The Waxy Wayfinder
Level 1-100 Hat
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
The Toss-Proof Towel
Level 1-100 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward when you're not looking.
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 1-100 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
  • Style: Tan
  • Styles: Tan, Midnight
The Scrap Pack
Level 1-100 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
The Fruit Shoot
Level 1-100 Hat
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
  • Style: Deadly
  • Styles: Deadly, Dangerous, Tasty
UGC Highlander Platinum 3rd Place
Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the third place team!
  • Untradable
The Archers Groundings
Level 1-100 Boots
UGC Highlander Platinum 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Given to the winners!
  • Untradable
The Fortune Hunter
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
Croft's Crest
Level 1-100 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering, weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
The Necronomicrown
Level 1-100 Hat
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart! Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
The Doe-Boy
Level 1-100 Hat
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and "freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
  • Style: Peek-a-boo...
  • Styles: Peek-a-boo..., I see you!
The Person in the Iron Mask
Level 1-100 Hat
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace will smoke anything placed inside it.
The Steel Songbird
Level 1-100 Mascot
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
The Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1-100 Hat
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
The Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
The Sammy Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
The Bloodhound
Level 1-100 Hat
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
The Samson Skewer
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Knife
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of matches and three raisins.
  • Style: Menacing
  • Styles: Menacing, Threatening
Second Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the second place team!
  • Untradable
The Public Accessor
Level 10 Hat
This broken antenna cap is the perfect receiver for any local radio stations broadcasting up to twenty feet away from you. Tune in to all the hits from local-area ham radio operators, walkie-talkie enthusiasts, and small children with soup cans connected by old wire.
  • Style: Hat
  • Styles: Hat, No Hat
  • Untradable
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 1-100 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug. Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something in your mouth that is on fire.
The Rusty Reaper
Level 1-100 Hat
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
The Plug-In Prospector
Level 1-100 Hat
Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you're a grizzled, cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of 3047.
The Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
The One-Man Army
Level 10 Hat
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one thing: A good supply of body bags.
  • Style: Style 1
  • Styles: Style 1, Style 2
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10 Hat
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. Like another billy goat.
  • Style: Style 1
  • Styles: Style 1, Style 2
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
The Bolted Bicorne
Level 1-100 Hat
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your move, parrots.
Ready Steady Pan Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
Thanks for Helping!
  • Untradable
Ready Steady Pan Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
  • Untradable
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 1-100 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
UGC 6vs6 Platinum 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Untradable
The Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an axe!'
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
The Hermes
Level 10 Hat
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done, pal! Too fast!
Flammable Favor
Level 1-100 Package
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 European Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Platinum Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
The War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
The Handhunter
Level 1-100 Backpack
The Electric Badge-aloo
Level 1-100 Badge
This badge's monocle lets you know it can't see, the cane tells you it's at death's door, and the top hat says it's rich! Marry this badge before some other gold digger snaps it up!
The Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10 Hat
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce to the world that you are inconspicuous!
The Caped Crusader
Level 1-100 Cape
  • Style: Vigilante
  • Styles: Vigilante, Team Playa
Pocket Villains
Level 1-100 Pocket Buddy
Fear Monger
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: Style 1
  • Styles: Style 1, Style 2
Batter's Bracers
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
The Firefly
Level 1-100 Hat
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
UGC Highlander Gold 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
  • Untradable
Buttler
Level 1-100 Tool Belt
ESL Season VII Division 4 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
TF2Connexion Division 1 Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
ESL Season VII Division 4 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
  • Untradable
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 1-100 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 17
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Iron Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Untradable
The Sub Zero Suit
Level 1-100 Apparel
Bonk Boy
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: Aerodynamic Classic
  • Styles: Aerodynamic Classic, Tuned In
The Man in Slacks
Level 1-100 Apparel
Aqua Flops
Level 1-100 Flip-Flops
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a little taste of the tropics?
UGC 6vs6 Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Untradable
Gamers Assembly Participant Badge
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2016
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
The Gas Guzzler
Level 1-100 Backpack
UGC Highlander 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
FBTF Cup 6v6 Vic Basten Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Gold 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
  • Untradable
The Patriot Peak
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: With Headphones
  • Styles: With Headphones, Without Headphones
UGC 6vs6 Gold Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Iron 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
ETF2L Ultiduo #4 Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
TF2Connexion Division 4 Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Platinum Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Platinum 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
OWL 12 Division 3 Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Mid Playoff Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 20
  • Untradable
OWL 12 Division 4 First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 12 Division 4 Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 12 Division 4 Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 12 Division 4 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Mid Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander High Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander High Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Open Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Open Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
BETA LAN 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2014
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander High Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander High Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
BETA LAN 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2014
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Premiership Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
GA'lloween Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2016
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Open Playoff Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Open Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander High Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Premiership Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Premiership Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Premiership Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
Gamers Assembly Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2013
  • Untradable
Thought that Counts
Level 25 Community Medal
TF2mixup Community Event 2014
  • Untradable
ETF2L Ultiduo #3 Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
Gamers Assembly Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2013
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Cup Division 3 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
Gamers Assembly Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2013
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Mid Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 20
  • Untradable
Prinny Pouch
Level 1-100 Pouch
  • Untradable
The Scoper's Smoke
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
AsiaFortress Cup Division 2 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
Elf Esteem
Level 1-100 Hat
AsiaFortress Cup Division 2 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Cup Division 2 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Cup Division 2 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 10
  • Untradable
The Vigilant Pin
Level 1-100 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
The Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 1-100 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own shoes?
Flunkyware
Level 1-100 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your dignity at the same time.
Soldier's Stogie
Level 1-100 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
The Crafty Hair
Level 1-100 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'.
  • Style: Yellow
  • Styles: Yellow, Brown
Stealthy Scarf
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
The Hanger-On Hood
Level 1-100 Hat
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the stomach for dressing up like a moth.
  • Style: Without Headphones
  • Styles: Without Headphones, With Headphones
ETF2L 6v6 High Playoff Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 20
  • Untradable
The Kriegsmaschine-9000
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Vampire Makeover
Level 1-100 Hat
The Unshaved Bear
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Pocket Heavy
Level 1-100 Pocket Buddy
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Mann of the Seven Sees
Level 1-100 Coat
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Hillbilly Speed-Bump
Level 1-100 Pocket Buddy
Late Summer 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
The Herzensbrecher
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Hundkopf
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Dadliest Catch
Level 1-100 Hat
It's cephaloposh! It's cephalopractical! This state-of-the-art octopus disguise kit will have everyone thinking you squirt ink out of your orifices.
ETF2L 6v6 High Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 20
  • Untradable
Coldfront Curbstompers
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
End of the Line Community Update Medal
Level 1-100 Community Medal
Sheriff's Stetson
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: Style 1
  • Styles: Style 1, Style 2
RETF2 EE22 6v6 Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
  • Untradable
Snow Sleeves
Level 1-100 Jacket
Flashdance Footies
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Thermal Tracker
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Condor Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
Mistaken Movember
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
Double Dog Dare Demo Pants
Level 1-100 Pants
Sleeveless in Siberia
Level 1-100 Vest
Hunter Heavy
Level 1-100 Jacket
Glitched Circuit Board
Level 1-100 Circuit Board
The remains of a Robo GateBot Light. It self-destructed after falling into the hands of a human.
UGC Highlander Steel 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Open Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 20
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 High Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 20
  • Untradable
FBTF Cup 6v6 Barts Rimet Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
  • Untradable
TF_GateBot_Light
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: style0
  • Styles: style0, style1
  • Untradable
TF_GateBot_Light
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: style0
  • Styles: style0, style1
  • Untradable
TF_GateBot_Light
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: style0
  • Styles: style0, style1
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Open Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 25
  • Untradable
Scoutbot Hat
Level 1-100 Hat
Sniperbot Armor
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
Sniperbot Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
Soldierbot Armor
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
Medicbot Hat
Level 1-100 Hat
The Idea Tube
Level 1-100 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it, too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one simple unballing away from remembering it.
Pyrobot Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
Scoutbot Armor
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
Soldierbot Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
Spybot Armor
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's the point.
Flair!
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Metal Slug
Level 1-100 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
The Broadband Bonnet
Level 1-100 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
The Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 1-100 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt helmet.
The Electric Escorter
Level 1-100 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 1-100 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and fix your major malfunction!
The Bolt Boy
Level 1-100 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on here even we don't know what to make of it.
  • Style: No Hat
  • Styles: No Hat, Hat
The Scrap Sack
Level 1-100 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right way.
  • Style: I Can't Hear You
  • Styles: I Can't Hear You, Headphones Disengaged
Plumber's Pipe
Level 1-100 Hat
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes with pipe, length of wire.
Teddy Robobelt
Level 1-100 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
OWL 13 Division 5 Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 13 Division 5 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Platinum 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Platinum 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
The Dueler
Level 1-100 Hat
Congratulations on winning more duels yesterday than any other TF2 player! Wear this with pride before it changes hands tomorrow!
  • Untradable
Class Crown
Level 1-100 Hat
The Wing Mann
Level 1-100 Hat
UGC Highlander Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
OWL 13 Division 3 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 13 Division 4 First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 13 Division 4 Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 13 Division 4 Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 13 Division 4 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
The Cranial Carcharodon
Level 1-100 Hat
OWL 13 Division 5 Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 4
  • Untradable
Teufort Knight
Level 1-100 Hat
Sidekick's Side Slick
Level 1-100 Mask
  • Style: Style 1 No Hat
  • Styles: Style 1 No Hat, Style 1 With Hat, Style 2 No Hat, Style 2 With Hat
The Bat Backup
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
Crook Combatant
Level 1-100 Gloves
Batbelt
Level 1-100 Tool Belt
Fear Monger
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: Style 1
  • Styles: Style 1, Style 2
TF2Connexion Division 3 Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
TF2Connexion Division 3 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
TF2Connexion Division 3 Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
TF2Connexion Division 3 Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
TF2Connexion Division 2 Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
TF2Connexion Division 2 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 5
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Elite 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
First Place - Gamers With Jobs Tournament
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Given to the winners!
  • Untradable
Second Place - Gamers With Jobs Tournament
Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the runner-ups!
  • Untradable
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.
  • Style: A Day at the Beach
  • Styles: A Day at the Beach, Carefree Summer Nap
ETF2L 6v6 Premiership Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 23
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 High Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 23
  • Untradable
OSL.tf 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Cup #1
  • Untradable
Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS.
  • Style: Normal
  • Styles: Normal, Beakless
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
OWL 10 Premier Division First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
FBTF Cup 6v6 Barts Rimet 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
  • Untradable
TF_GateBot_Light
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: style0
  • Styles: style0, style1
  • Untradable
OSL.tf 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Cup #1
  • Untradable
The Pencil Pusher
Level 10 Cosmetic Item
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
TF_GateBot_Light
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: style0
  • Styles: style0, style1
  • Untradable
The Bubble Pipe
Level 1-100 Hat
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
TF_GateBot_Light
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: style0
  • Styles: style0, style1
  • Untradable
TF_GateBot_Light
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: style0
  • Styles: style0, style1
  • Untradable
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
The Intangible Ascot
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Platinum 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
  • Untradable
Stately Steel Toe
Level 1-100 Hat
The Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight! Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can too.
The Cut Throat Concierge
Level 1-100 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 1-100 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one, you inscrutable person of mystery!
  • Style: With Stripes
  • Styles: With Stripes, Without Stripes
UGC Highlander Platinum 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
  • Untradable
The Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
Level 1-100 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck, dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work, you can rob them.
The Corpus Christi Cranium
Level 1-100 Mask
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
Florida LAN
Level 25 Community Medal
2015
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Open Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 22
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Open Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 22
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Open Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 22
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Open Playoff Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 22
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Open Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 22
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premiership Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 23
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premiership Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 23
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premiership Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 23
  • Untradable
Flakcatcher
Level 1-100 Jacket
UGC Highlander Steel 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
Festive Eyelander
Level 1-99 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • This Weapon has a large melee range and
    deploys and holsters slower
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Styles: TF_UnknownStyle, TF_UnknownStyle
The El Paso Poncho
Level 1-100 Poncho
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 1-100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Guilden Guardian
Level 1-100 Shirt
Down Under Duster
Level 1-100 Apparel
The Cool Breeze
Level 1-100 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
Der Wintermantel
Level 1-100 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is synthetic.
  • Style: Gramma's Sweater Showing
  • Styles: Gramma's Sweater Showing, Gramma's Sweater Hidden
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
Frenchman's Beret
Level 1-100 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 1-100 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished bonesaw.
The Dead Head
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Towering Pillar Of Summer Shades
Level 1-100 Glasses
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
The Lurking Legionnaire
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
Courtly Cuirass
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
The Heavy Duty Rag
Level 1-100 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
Squire's Sabatons
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
  • Untradable
ozfortress Intermediate First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Untradable
LBTF2 Highlander Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
  • Untradable
ozfortress Premier First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Untradable
ozfortress Premier Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Untradable
The Surgical Survivalist
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
UGC 6vs6 Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
The Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 1-100 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted. Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern tackles the other.
The Heroic Companion Badge
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally they let you hang out with them.
  • Style: Russian
  • Styles: Russian, German
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
The Buzz Killer
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 11
  • Untradable
The Triple A Badge
Level 20 Badge
The letter "a" is a great letter. We like it so much, we stuck it on a badge. And we thought this gas mask guy looked neat, so we put him on there too. We're going with our guts; it's working out pretty well. Our guts feel like the next item we ship will be...a hat of some kind. Yeah. We're feeling really good about this.
The Friends Forever Companion Square Badge
Level 20 Badge
You are a grizzled friendship veteran. Your blood and sweat has been poured into countless blanket fort constructions. You've fought in hundreds of harrowing pillow wars. Let this Friends Forever badge be a reminder to all that you know what it means to be a bro.
The Combat Medic's Crusher Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait. That's what he had. You get this hat.
The Tribal Bones
Level 1-100 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
Heavy Tourism
Level 1-100 Shirt
Roboot
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Augmentation
LBTF2 Highlander 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 1
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Access 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Elite 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Elite 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Elite 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Elite Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Central 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Central 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Central 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
ozfortress Premier Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
ESH Ultiduo #3 Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 1-100 Hat
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 1-100 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
  • Style: Outdoorsmen
  • Styles: Outdoorsmen, Blood Bin, Investor, J.R. Gyle
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 1-100 Mascot
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
  • Style: Essential
  • Styles: Essential, Distinguished, Imbued
The Freedom Feathers
Level 1-100 Bird Head
The Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 1-100 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile air of the battlefield.
The Mucous Membrain
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Sackcloth Spook
Level 1-100 Spooky Companion
Medimedes
Level 1-100 Bird Head
Pin Pals
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
Liquidator's Lid
Level 1-100 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
The Surgeon's Space Suit
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Trepanabotomizer
Level 1-100 Hat
Das Blutliebhaber
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
The Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 0
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Iron Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
The Bacteria Blocker
Level 1-100 Hat
The human face is nature's garbage can. Everything from saliva (make-outs) to grease (engine repair) to clumps of partially chewed beef (eating) to poison (food-tasting for kings) can be found on the average (your) face. Keep it marginally less filthy with the Bacteria Blocker.
  • Style: With Headphones
  • Styles: With Headphones, Without Headphones
UGC Highlander Platinum 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
Das Maddendoktor
Level 1-100 Hair
"My laughter is not borne from joy! I have birthed a devil! It is acceptable to me!" (Description translated from German.)
The Rebel Rouser
Level 1-100 Hat
"Hold on, why are Americans fighting other Americans? Did everybody in France die and nobody told me?"
The Harmburg
Level 1-100 Hat
"How do I look in this hat? On a scale of 'Handsome' to 'Extremely Handsome'."
The Bear Necessities
Level 1-100 Spirit Animal
"In Siberia, bear try to attack family. He try this once. Now he is little hat."
The Rogue's Brogues
Level 1-100 Shoes
"Every day, I know I will be cutting something. Some days it is a rug. For those days, I have these shoes."
The Gaelic Garb
Level 1-100 Apparel
"And we'll tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our FREEDOM! To wear these POOFY SHIRTS! What's that, Havish? Oh. AND THESE SASHES!"
Das Gutenkutteharen
Level 1-100 Hair
"The hairs on your head-skin are physically attractive. Now we should have love relations." (Description translated from German.)
The Shogun's Shoulder Guard
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
"The next time some bleeding heart cries on your shoulder about the state of the environment, he can slam his tear ducts into the Shogun. This shoulder is CLOSED!"
The Hornblower
Level 1-100 Coat
"This uniform was worn by Horatio Nelson during the Napoleonic Wars! If you sunk his ship he would swim at you with a cannon on his back! If he ran out of cannonballs he would fire himself at your hull! That is how bad he wanted to beat the French!"
The Belgian Detective
Level 1-100 Hat
"Inspector, seal the door! Someone in this room is a MURDERER!" [pause] "Me!" [stab stab stab stab stab]
ozfortress Intermediate Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Untradable
The Beastly Bonnet
Level 1-100 Hat
This ceremonial headdress tells your enemies that you have the heart of a lion, the strength of a bear, the speed of a cheetah, and the rotting head of a cheetah.
The Crosslinker's Coil
Level 1-100 Hat
Did you know: before the mercenary fashion world discovered the obvious style and mental health benefits of wearing 22 feet of powered electrical cable around your head, people once wore hatbands made from 'silk' or other barely-lethal textiles! Strange but true.
  • Style: No Hat
  • Styles: No Hat, No Hat and No Headphones
The Ruffled Ruprecht
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
UGC Highlander Silver 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Gold 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Platinum 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
Pyrobot Armor
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 1-100 Hat
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
The Holiday Headcase
Level 1-100 Hat
Merry Smissmas, everyone! May all your miscellaneous holidays be happy (or somber, depending on your cultural traditions) with this ultra-rare TF item, donated by Steam User BANG!
The B.M.O.C.
Level 1-100 Hat
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
The Googol Glass Eyes
Level 1-100 Hat
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
UGC Highlander Steel 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
The Bunsen Brave
Level 1-100 Hat
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame temperature of 3100 °C.
LBTF2 6v6 Open 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 14
  • Untradable
OWL 13 Division 3 First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ozfortress Premier Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Untradable
OWL 13 Premier Division Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 13 Premier Division Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 13 Premier Division Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 13 Premier Division First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 13 Division 2 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
Pyro the Flamedeer
Level 1-100 Hat
OWL 13 Division 2 First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
Wally Pocket
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
LBTF2 Highlander Access Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Untradable
Cold Snap Coat
Level 1-100 Coat
The Dough Puncher
Level 1-100 Apparel
OWL 12 Division 3 Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 12 Division 3 First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
The Teutonic Toque
Level 1-100 Hat
Jaunty Benefactor
Level 25 Community Medal
Awarded to those who contributed to the Tip of the Hats 2016 charity event
  • Untradable
OWL 12 Premier Division Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
The Pounding Father
Level 1-100 Hat
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of crushing little baby men.
OWL 12 Premier Division Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 12 Premier Division Third Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 12 Division 2 Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 12 Division 2 First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
OWL 12 Division 2 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
Thermal Insulation Layer
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
LBTF2 6v6 Elite 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Elite 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Central 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Elite Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Central 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premiership Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 20
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Access 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Central Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Access 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
LBTF2 6v6 Access 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
The Pocket Raiders
Level 1-100 Pocket Buddy
  • Style: Lara
  • Styles: Lara, Carter, Horus, Isis
Gamers Assembly Participant Badge
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2015
  • Untradable
The Sole Saviors
Level 1-100 Boots
Gamers Assembly Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2015
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Iron Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
  • Untradable
The Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Gamers Assembly Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2015
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
  • Untradable
The Toy Tailor
Level 1-100 Hat
UGC 4vs4 Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 3
  • Untradable
ESL Season VI Division 3 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
Détective Noir
Level 1-100 Hat
Prancer's Pride
Level 1-100 Hat
ESL Season VI Division 3 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 1-100 Hat
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
Blighted Beak
Level 1-100 Hat
  • Style: Yersinia Pestis
  • Styles: Yersinia Pestis, Vibrio Cholerae
Larrikin Robin
Level 1-100 Hat
ESL Season VI Division 4 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 18
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Untradable
The Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap
Level 1-100 Hat
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait. That's what he had. You get this hat.
GA'lloween Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2016
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 16
  • Untradable
ESL Season VI Division 4 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ESL Season VI Division 4 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ESL Season VI Division 5 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
Armored Authority
Level 1-100 Hat
ETF2L 6v6 Open Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 20
  • Untradable
ETF2L Highlander Premiership Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Untradable
The Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do that.
Socked and Loaded
Level 1-100 Stocking
UGC 6vs6 Platinum Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
The Holy Hunter
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
UGC 4vs4 Gold 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 2
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Group Winner
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 High Bronze Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 23
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 High Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 23
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Mid Playoff Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 23
  • Untradable
OWL 12 Division 5 First Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Mid Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 23
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Mid Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 23
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Open Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 23
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 6
  • Untradable
The Snaggletoothed Stetson
Level 1-100 Hat
The Toowoomba Tunic
Level 1-100 Apparel
  • Style: Knight
  • Styles: Knight, Peasant
LBTF2 6v6 Access 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
OWL 12 Division 5 Second Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
The Point and Shoot
Level 10 Hat
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Lil' Bitey
Level 1-100 Hat
Burly Beast
Level 1-100 Shirt
Altruist's Adornment
Level 25 Community Medal
A medal to recognize the generous gifters of the Random Acts of TF2 group
  • Untradable
TF2Maps 72hr TF2Jam Summer Participant
Level 25 Community Medal
2016
  • Style: Medal
  • Styles: Medal, Pin
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Mercenaries Cup Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Mercenaries Cup 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Mercenaries Cup 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Iron Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
  • Untradable
UGC 4vs4 Gold Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 7
  • Untradable
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.
The Foppish Physician
Level 1-100 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
  • Style: Tie
  • Styles: Tie, Epaulettes
The Distinguished Rogue
Level 1-100 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
  • Style: Tie
  • Styles: Tie, Epaulettes
The K-9 Mane
Level 1-100 Spirit Animal
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
The Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1-100 Hat
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows, then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
The King of Scotland Cape
Level 1-100 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud.
The Menpo
Level 1-100 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
  • Style: Yuurei
  • Styles: Yuurei, Obake, Youkai, Azukiarai
The Whale Bone Charm
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 1-100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 1-100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
The Dark Age Defender
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Armor
This knight's armor will repel anything someone from the 12th century might throw at you, be it a rock, a sword, a thatched cottage or a Merlin.
LBTF2 6v6 Central Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 12
  • Untradable
Pestering Jester
Level 1-100 Hat
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH GOD STOP HITTING ME!
The Antarctic Researcher
Level 1-100 Coat
EdgeGamers UltiDuo Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
2015
  • Untradable
Gift of Giving
Level 25 Community Medal
Give a little, get a little. For the charitable hearts of gold during the charity drive of the Workshop Wonderland 2015 community showcase!
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Cup Division 3 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Cup Division 3 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Cup Division 3 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Cup Division 2 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
Special Snowflake
Level 25 Community Medal
Tell Global Warming who's boss by wearing a fake snowflake on your chest. Awarded to the participants of the Workshop Wonderland 2015 community showcase!
  • Untradable
Honeydew's Charitable Countenance
Level 25 Community Medal
Yogscast Jingle Jam 2015 (Honeydew edition)
  • Untradable
Xephos' Philanthropic Physiognomy
Level 25 Community Medal
Yogscast Jingle Jam 2015 (Xephos edition)
  • Untradable
AsiaFortress Cup Division 3 Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
The Professor's Pineapple
Level 1-100 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get super powers if you drink it.
The Quadwrangler
Level 1-100 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your shooting arm, where it is!
Professional's Ushanka
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Marksman's Mohair
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
The Hidden Dragon
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Lo-Grav Loafers
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
Polly Putrid
Level 1-100 Undead Pet
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 1-100 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows. But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll want EVERYONE to check you out.
Surgeon's Shako
Level 1-100 Hat
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Bushman's Bristles
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Holstered Heaters
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Cop Caller
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Conagher's Combover
Level 1-100 Hat
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Grub Grenades
Level 1-100 Costume Piece
The Tungsten Toque
Level 1-100 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister! Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
Crusader's Getup
Level 1-100 Apparel
Mo'Horn
Level 1-100 Hat
The Smissmas Caribou
Level 1-100 Hat
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.
Randolph the Blood-Nosed Caribou
Level 1-100 Hat
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.
The War on Smissmas Battle Socks
Level 1-100 Decorative Bombs
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.
The Sack Fulla Smissmas
Level 1-100 Backpack
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.
The Portable Smissmas Spirit Dispenser
Level 1-100 Snow Globe
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.
The War on Smissmas Battle Hood
Level 1-100 Hat
Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.
  • Style: No Helmet
  • Styles: No Helmet, Helmet
The Blood Banker
Level 1-100 Apparel
"Oh, you'd like to make a deposit? Allow me to make one first. One knife. Into your back."
The After Dark
Level 1-100 Apparel
"Bartender. Scotch, neat. It has been a long day. Oh, is that a piano?" [sound of Chopin's Impromptu no. 4 in C sharp minor, ladies swooning]
Lieutenant Bites
Level 1-100 Mascot
Hobbies: contracting rabies, giving people rabies. Favorite foods: spoiled sour cream rations, arm meat.
The Brawling Buccaneer
Level 1-100 Coat
"We do not plunder in this man's pirate army, maggot! On this ship you will patrol the seas for liberals and Communists, and go to bed at a sensible hour!"
Baron von Havenaplane
Level 1-100 Hat
"Are you a plane-driver? I cannot tell because of your hat-disguise." (Description translated from German.)
Das Fantzipantzen
Level 1-100 Shirt
"Fancy men are beautiful but weak! You are a strong filthy idiot. Take what is rightfully yours!" (Description translated from German.)
The Delinquent's Down Vest
Level 1-100 Apparel
"Boom! Look how puffy this vest is, dummy! I sent the last one back. Not. Puffy. Enough."
Wet Works
Level 1-100 Hat
"Rain: It's nature's Jarate. But it's not a drama: Keep the filthy stuff off yer noggin with this rubber hat."
The Bolshevik Biker
Level 1-100 Apparel
"I am riding to your tiny town."
The Pampered Pyro
Level 1-100 Towel
Today, it's YOU Fortress. You deserve it.
The Dogfighter
Level 1-100 Coat
ESH Ultiduo #5 Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ESH Ultiduo #6 Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
ESH Ultiduo #7 Gold Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
Tournament Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Platinum 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Platinum 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Platinum 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Silver 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Silver 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Untradable
The Ebenezer
Level 1-100 Hat
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by Steam User Jacen.
ETF2L 6v6 High Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 23
  • Untradable
Halogen Head Lamp
Level 1-100 Hat
This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears, noses and throats from a safe distance.
The Stocking Stuffer
Level 1-100 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed. Thanks for nothing, Santa.
The Brown Bomber
Level 1-100 Hat
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
  • Style: Hunter
  • Styles: Hunter, Hipster
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 1-100 Hat
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt cactuses.
Warhood
Level 1-100 Hat
ETF2L 6v6 High Silver Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 20
  • Untradable
The Toy Soldier
Level 1-100 Hat
Torcher's Tabard
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
The Head Warmer
Level 1-100 Hat
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees, while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that slowly cooks your brain.
Black Knight's Bascinet
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Pyromancer's Raiments
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
The Five-Month Shadow
Level 1-100 Facial Hair
  • Style: Style 1
  • Styles: Style 1, Style 2
UGC Highlander Gold Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Silver 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Gold 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
  • Untradable
UGC Highlander Gold 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 13
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
UGC 6vs6 Platinum 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 15
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 8
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Season 9
  • Style: ETF2L
  • Styles: ETF2L, Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy
  • Untradable
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
  • Style: Classic
  • Styles: Classic, Thunderstruck
Pyromancer's Hood
Level 1-100 Hat
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
Charred Chainmail
Level 1-100 Cosmetic Item
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
The Slo-Poke
Level 1-100 Hat
Old Man Frost
Level 1-100 Hat
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
The Big Chief
Level 1-100 Hat
Siberian Facehugger
Level 1-100 Hat
Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic
The Face Plante
Level 1-100 Mask
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 1-100 Hat
Scotch Bonnet
Level 1-100 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 1-100 Hat
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun at the ready and a matching wardrobe.