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Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
The Wraith Wrap
Level 42 Apparel - Timed Drop
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings from midgets.
The Cotton Head
Level 45 Hat - Found in Crate
Haunted Ramses' Regalia
Level 11 Costume Piece - Found in Crate
Das Hazmattenhatten
Level 14 Safety Apparatus - Purchased
"Breathing is agreeable to me, but sometimes there is air-stench. Now I laugh in the face of air. Thank you, this hat." (Description translated from German.)
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Strangifier
Level 5 Strangifier - Recipe output
Used to add strange qualities to specific items.
Genuine Crosslinker's Coil
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Did you know: before the mercenary fashion world discovered the obvious style and mental health benefits of wearing 22 feet of powered electrical cable around your head, people once wore hatbands made from 'silk' or other barely-lethal textiles! Strange but true.
Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap
Level 4 Craft Item - Achievement
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It whispers faintly...'heads'...
  • Untradable
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RoboCrate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.

The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate.
  • Crate Series #58
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Mann Co. Strongbox
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Mann Co. Strongbox Key to unlock.

This crate contains a chance for an Exceedingly Rare Series #3 Unusual Hat!
  • Crate Series #81
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Mann Co. Strongbox
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Mann Co. Strongbox Key to unlock.

This crate contains a chance for an Exceedingly Rare Series #3 Unusual Hat!
  • Crate Series #81
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #7
7
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #7
7
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #7
7
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #7
7
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #7
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #8
9
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #9
9
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #9
9
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #9
9
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #9
9
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #9
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #43
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #44
44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #44
44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #44
44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #44
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #45
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #47
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #49
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #55
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #56
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #57
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #57
57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #57
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #59
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #77
77
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #77
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Mann Co. Supply Munition
Level 20 Supply Crate - Timed Drop
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
  • Crate Series #83
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Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
  • Untradable
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Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor - Timed Drop
  • Unlimited use
  • Quantity: 25
Strange Part: Gib Kills
Level 1 Strange Part - Found in Crate
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you gib with that weapon.
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool - Timed Drop
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool - Timed Drop
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool - Found in Crate
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool - Timed Drop
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Indubitably Green
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Indubitably Green
After Eight
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with After Eight
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5 Tool - Found in Crate
Used to paint other items.
Painted with Radigan Conagher Brown
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Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt - Purchased
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
  • Tradable After: 2011-10-17 04:01:18
  • Uncraftable
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt - Achievement
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
  • Untradable
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Earned
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 3
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Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item - Timed Drop
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
  • Quantity: 5
Power Up Canteen
Level 54 Usable Item - Achievement
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time.
  • Holds a maximum of 3 charges
  • Currently holds 0 charges
  • Each charge lasts 5 seconds
  • Untradable
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Strange Axe - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 15% slower move speed on wearer
  • Kills: 0
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
  • 30% slower firing speed
  • -20% damage vs players
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat - Timed Drop
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
  • -70% damage penalty
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
  • 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Vintage Sandman
Level 94 Bat - Timed Drop
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
Strange Sandman
Level 15 Strange Bat - Found in Crate
  • Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
  • -15 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 0
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner - Purchased
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
  • +20 max health on wearer
  • Uncraftable
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner - Timed Drop
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Rage increases through damage done.
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw - Purchased
  • When weapon is active:
  • +3 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
  • -20% damage penalty
  • Uncraftable
Strange Amputator
Level 15 Strange Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • When weapon is active:
  • +3 health regenerated per second on wearer
  • On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
  • -20% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
Mildly Menacing Ubersaw
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 64
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw - Timed Drop
  • On death up to 20% of your stored
    ÜberCharge is retained
  • -10 max health on wearer
Strange Bonesaw
Level 1 Strange Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 8
Unremarkable Bonesaw
Level 1 Unremarkable Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 12
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle - Timed Drop
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the trick: It's a broken bottle!
Strange Bottle
Level 1 Strange Bottle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates - Timed Drop
'Do no harm.'
  • Allows you to see enemy health
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri - Purchased
  • Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Strange Kukri - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
  • -50% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
The Fortified Compound
Level 10 Bow - Timed Drop
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow - Timed Drop
Vintage Huntsman
Level 65 Bow - Timed Drop
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow - Purchased
  • Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
  • No headshots
  • -75% max primary ammo on wearer
  • Uncraftable
The Lollichop
Level 36 Fire Axe - Gifted
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
17391
The Third Degree #17391
Level 10 Fire Axe - Crafted
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual molecule as it cleaves it.
  • Crafted by J.Axer
  • Craft number: 17391
  • All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hits burning players from behind.
    Mini-crits burning players from the front.
  • No random critical hits
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hits burning players from behind.
    Mini-crits burning players from the front.
  • No random critical hits
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Wicked Nasty Axtinguisher
Level 10 Wicked Nasty Fire Axe - Found in Crate
  • 100% critical hits burning players from behind.
    Mini-crits burning players from the front.
  • No random critical hits
  • -50% damage vs non-burning players
  • Tradable After: 2011-11-01 05:30:08
  • Kills: 709
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish - Purchased
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
  • Uncraftable
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists - Found in Crate
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
  • Critical hit forces victim to laugh
  • Always critical hit from behind
  • On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
  • Critical hits do no damage
Strange Fists
Level 1 Strange Fists - Found in Crate
  • Tradable After: 2011-11-22 08:18:42
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Fists
Level 1 Strange Fists - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 3
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower - MvM Squad surplus reward
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say, all of them.
  • All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
  • -10% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • No airblast
Uncharitable Rainblower
Level 10 Uncharitable Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Kills: 102
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Purchased
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
  • Uncraftable
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
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Strange Degreaser
Level 10 Strange Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
Rage-Inducing Degreaser
Level 10 Rage-Inducing Flame Thrower - Found in Crate
  • 65% faster weapon switch
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -25% afterburn damage penalty
  • Kills: 2331
  • Projectiles Reflected: 1152
  • Allies Extinguished: 1373
  • Posthumous Kills: 39
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower - Timed Drop
  • 100% critical hits from behind
  • +150% airblast cost
Strange Flame Thrower
Level 1 Strange Flame Thrower - Traded
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
NamedDescribed
The Human Torch Maker
Level 1 Rage-Inducing Flame Thrower - Traded
also The Inhumane Torch Maker
  • Kills: 1602
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
62203
The Scorch Shot #62203
Level 10 Flare Gun - Crafted
  • Crafted by J.Axer
  • Craft number: 62203
  • Flare knocks back target on hit
    and ignites enemies in a small radius
  • -50% damage penalty
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun - Timed Drop
Face-Melting Flare Gun
Level 10 Face-Melting Flare Gun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1387
  • Kills Under A Full Moon: 93
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Strange Flare Gun - Found in Crate
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 0
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
    mini-crits players, sets them on fire
    and disables buildings for 4 sec
  • No random critical hits
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
  • Cannot be crit boosted
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan - Purchased
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
  • 20% slower firing speed
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves - Purchased
  • +30% damage bonus
  • -20 max health on wearer
  • Uncraftable
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher - Purchased
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
  • Uncraftable
Strange Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Strange Grenade Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • +25% projectile speed
  • -50% clip size
  • Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
  • +25% damage to self
  • Kills: 3
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai - Timed Drop
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
  • On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
  • -90% damage penalty
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
  • +50% projectile speed
  • Does not require ammo
  • Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
  • No random critical hits
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
  • On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher - Timed Drop
  • Does not require ammo
  • Projectile penetrates enemy targets
  • Projectile cannot be deflected
  • Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate - Timed Drop
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
Epic Jarate
Level 5 Epic Jar Based Karate - Found in Crate
  • Coated enemies take mini-crits
    Also handy for putting out a fire
  • Sodden Victims: 6478
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance - Timed Drop
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Unremarkable Mad Milk
Level 5 Unremarkable Non-Milk Substance - Found in Crate
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
  • Sodden Victims: 20
Strange Big Earner
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
  • +30 cloak on kill
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife - Purchased
  • Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • Wearer cannot disguise
  • Uncraftable
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife - Timed Drop
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
  • Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
  • On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
  • Backstab turns victim to ice
  • Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Strange Knife
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Knife
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Knife
Level 1 Strange Knife - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Strange Kunai - Found in Crate
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
  • On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
  • -65 max health on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer - Timed Drop
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Purchased
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.

Who needs bread?
  • Uncraftable
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box - Timed Drop
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box - MvM Squad surplus reward
While under the effects, +25% movement speed,
your attacks mini-crit, and damage taken increased by 10%.
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club - Timed Drop
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Strange Makeshift Club - Traded
  • +1 capture rate on wearer
  • 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
Named
Mmm delicious assists om nom nom
Level 8 Medi Gun - Timed Drop
  • ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
Notably Dangerous Medi Gun
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Medi Gun - Found in Crate
  • Ubers: 149
  • Kill Assists: 411
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
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Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun - Found in Crate
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype - Timed Drop
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
  • ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
  • +40% heal rate
  • +25% ÜberCharge rate
  • 50% max overheal
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun - Purchased
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
  • Uncraftable
Strange Brass Beast
Level 5 Strange Minigun - Found in Crate
  • +20% damage bonus
  • 50% slower spin up time
  • -60% slower move speed while deployed
  • Kills: 0
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun - Achievement
  • Untradable
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 48 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
  • 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
  • +50% max primary ammo on wearer
  • -25% damage penalty
  • 30% slower spin up time
Festive Minigun
Level 1 Minigun - Found in Crate
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Purchased
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • +20% bonus healing while deployed.
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
  • Uncraftable
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun - Timed Drop
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
  • +20% bonus healing while deployed.
  • Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe - Timed Drop
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 0
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 0
Mildly Menacing Equalizer
Level 10 Mildly Menacing Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
  • Tradable After: 2011-11-12 07:20:53
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • Kills: 58
Strange Escape Plan
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • Kills: 0
Strange Escape Plan
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • Kills: 0
Strange Escape Plan
Level 10 Strange Pickaxe - Found in Crate
  • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
  • Blocks healing while in use
  • You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
  • Kills: 2
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
Mildly Menacing Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Mildly Menacing Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +25% faster firing speed
  • +50% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • +6 max pipebombs out
  • Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
  • Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
  • 0.800000011921 sec slower bomb arm time
  • Kills: 58
Notably Dangerous Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Notably Dangerous Stickybomb Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 138
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Named
For me... it was Tuesday.
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher - Timed Drop
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump tricks and patterns.
  • +200% max secondary ammo on wearer
  • No self inflicted blast damage taken
  • -100% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • -6 max pipebombs out
  • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol - Achievement
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
  • Untradable
Strange Pistol
Level 1 Strange Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Pistol
Level 1 Strange Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Strange Pistol
Level 1 Strange Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
Somewhat Threatening Pistol
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Pistol - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 96
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol - Timed Drop
  • +15% damage bonus
  • +25% greater jump height when active
  • -60% clip size
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver - Steam Purchase
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
    or backstab kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
Strange Diamondback
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
    building destroyed with your sapper attached
    or backstab kill
  • -15% damage penalty
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver - Purchased
  • +40% cloak duration
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
  • Uncraftable
Strange L'Etranger
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
  • +40% cloak duration
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
Strange L'Etranger
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
  • +40% cloak duration
  • +15 cloak on hit
  • -20% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver - Timed Drop
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Ambassador
Level 5 Strange Revolver - Found in Crate
  • Crits on headshot
  • -15% damage penalty
  • 20% slower firing speed
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop - Timed Drop
  • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
  • -25% damage penalty
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe - Timed Drop
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
  • On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
  • -20% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace - Timed Drop
Spiky end goes into other man.
  • 100% critical hit vs burning players
  • -25% damage penalty
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm - Steam Purchase
  • On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
    projectiles and damages enemies in front of the player.
    Consumes 15 ammo per projectile destroyed.
  • No reload necessary
  • No random critical hits
  • Per Shot: -5 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
  • No metal from dispensers when active.
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • No random critical hits
  • Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 29 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
    Release Fire to unleash the barrage
  • +3 degrees random projectile deviation
  • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
  • No ammo from dispensers when active
Strange Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Strange Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
Positively Inhumane Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Positively Inhumane Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • +40% projectile speed
  • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
  • -25% damage penalty
  • Kills: 799
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Purchased
  • On Hit: +15 health
  • -25% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
  • Uncraftable
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher - Timed Drop
  • +25% damage bonus
  • +80% projectile speed
  • Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
  • -70% explosion radius
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Positively Inhumane Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Positively Inhumane Rocket Launcher - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 752
  • Demomen Killed: 11
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
Builds Hype as you run.
When full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps.
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • 25% faster reload time
  • -66% clip size
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun - Timed Drop
  • +50% faster firing speed
  • Knockback on the target and shooter
  • +20% bullets per shot
  • -10% damage penalty
  • -66% clip size
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Strange Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Mildly Menacing Scattergun
Level 1 Mildly Menacing Scattergun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 60
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun - Steam Purchase
  • On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
  • No reload necessary
  • Per Shot: -30 ammo
  • Uses metal for ammo
Strange Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • 15% faster weapon switch
  • Mini-crits airborne targets for 5 seconds after being deployed
  • -34% clip size
  • Kills: 1
Strange Family Business
Level 10 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • +33% clip size
  • -15% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
Strange Family Business
Level 10 Strange Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • +33% clip size
  • -15% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun - Timed Drop
  • When your sentry is destroyed you
    gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
  • -50% clip size
  • No random critical hits
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Somewhat Threatening Shotgun
Level 1 Somewhat Threatening Shotgun - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 79
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign - Timed Drop
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Neon Annihilator
Level 72 Sign - Timed Drop
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • 100% critical hit vs wet players
  • No random critical hits
  • -20% damage vs players
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer - Timed Drop
  • 100% damage vs buildings
  • Damage removes Sappers
  • -25% damage vs players
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG - Timed Drop
  • On Kill: Gain Mini-crits for 8 seconds.
  • -20% clip size
  • 35% slower firing speed
  • No random critical hits
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle - Steam Purchase
  • On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
  • On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
  • Cannot fire unless zoomed
  • Fires tracer rounds
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle - Purchased
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
  • Uncraftable
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
  • Kills: 0
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - Traded
  • +25% charge rate
  • On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • No headshots
  • Kills: 0
Strange Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 1
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Strange Sniper Rifle - Found in Crate
  • Kills: 0
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana - Timed Drop
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
  • On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
  • Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono - Timed Drop
Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage.
  • +2 health regenerated per second on wearer
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 12 Sapper - Timed Drop
  • Reverses enemy building construction
  • -100% sapper damage penalty
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb - Purchased
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
  • No random critical hits
  • Uncraftable
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
  • +100% increase in charge recharge rate
  • All ammo collected becomes health
  • No random critical hits
  • Kills: 0
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword - Timed Drop
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Eyelander
Level 5 Strange Sword - Found in Crate
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
  • No random critical hits
  • -25 max health on wearer
  • Heads Taken: 2
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Blutsauger
Level 5 Strange Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Kills: 0
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Blutsauger
Level 5 Strange Syringe Gun - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: +3 health
  • -2 health drained per second on wearer
  • Kills: 2
  • Style: TF_UnknownStyle
Strange Overdose
Level 5 Strange Syringe Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
Strange Overdose
Level 5 Strange Syringe Gun Prototype - Found in Crate
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10%
  • -10% damage penalty
  • Kills: 0
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch - Achievement
  • Untradable
Strange Dead Ringer
Level 5 Strange Invis Watch - Found in Crate
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
  • Deaths Feigned: 0
Strange Dead Ringer
Level 5 Strange Invis Watch - Found in Crate
  • Cloak Type: Feign Death
  • +80% cloak regen rate
  • +60% cloak drain rate
  • Deaths Feigned: 1
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Strange Wrench - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
  • Sentry Kills: 0
Strange Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Strange Wrench - Found in Crate
  • On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
  • No random critical hits
  • 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Kills: 0
  • Sentry Kills: 0
Unremarkable Festive Wrench
Level 1 Unremarkable Wrench - Found in Crate
  • Sentry Kills: 14
  • Kills: 2
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench - Timed Drop
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts, pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to bludgeon.
  • Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter
  • 50% slower repair rate
  • 50% slower upgrade rate
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel - Traded
The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel - Purchased
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Operator's Overalls
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10 Cosmetic Augmentation - Steam Purchase
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 24 Backpack - Purchased
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
  • Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Only visible in Pyroland
  • Uncraftable
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The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
  • Explode spectacularly on death
  • Untradable
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 2 Badge - Timed Drop
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
  • Untradable
Grizzled Veteran
Level 15 Badge - Timed Drop
Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill someone, they'll know they weren't the first.
  • Hire Date: 2007-12-26 23:51:28
  • Untradable
The Competent Contributor's Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 The Competent Contributor's Badge - Timed Drop
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
  • Gifts Given: 3
  • Untradable
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 1 Badge - Earned
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge.
  • Untradable
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge - Achievement
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
  • Untradable
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 76 Futuristic Sound Device - Purchased
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom vibrates the concrete.
  • Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
  • Uncraftable
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots - Timed Drop
  • -75% reduction in push force taken from damage
  • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
26228
The Kringle Collection #26228
Level 54 Coat - Crafted
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
  • Crafted by J.Axer
  • Craft number: 26228
The Cauterizer's Caudal Appendage
Level 76 Costume Piece - Purchased
The Abhorrent Appendages
Level 6 Costume Piece - Purchased
The Fallen Angel
Level 51 Costume Piece - Gifted
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Tail From the Crypt
Level 44 Costume Piece - Purchased
  • This is a special Halloween 2011 item
  • Tradable After: 2011-10-31 02:15:24
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 89 Facial Hair - Timed Drop
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses - Steam Purchase
These are famous.
  • Untradable
Painted with An Air of Debonair
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses - Achievement
Splash the pot with all you got.
  • Untradable
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 19 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
The Big Chief
Level 61 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
  • Untradable
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Brain Bucket
Level 25 Hat - Timed Drop
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Security Shades
Level 96 Hat - Found in Crate
Demoman's Fro
Level 8 Hat - Timed Drop
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 64 Hat - Timed Drop
The Samur-Eye
Level 55 Hat - Crafted
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
  • Crafted by J.Axer
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat - Steam Purchase
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
Way way more ghastly.
  • This is a special Halloween 2009 item
  • Style: Ghastly
The Helmet Without a Home
Level 6 Hat - Found in Crate
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your valuable tramp-thoughts.
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat - Purchased
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 76 Hat - Timed Drop
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Vintage Mining Light
Level 78 Hat - Timed Drop
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 72 Hat - Timed Drop
Safe'n'Sound
Level 95 Hat - Found in Crate
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!
33146
Western Wear #33146
Level 82 Hat - Crafted
The old West never saw this kind of class.
  • Crafted by J.Axer
  • Craft number: 33146
Vintage Hotrod
Level 38 Hat - Timed Drop
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from your eyeballs.
Flipped Trilby
Level 97 Hat - Found in Crate
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 31 Hat - Timed Drop
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat - Purchased
  • Tradable After: 2011-11-01 05:04:57
  • Uncraftable
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
  • Untradable
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
He had one all along...
  • Untradable
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat - Achievement
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
  • Killed Merasmus at level 2
  • Untradable
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 17 Hat - Crafted
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them?
  • Crafted by J.Axer
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 76 Hat - Traded
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them?
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 8 Hat - Timed Drop
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 63 Hat - Found in Crate
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense.
7
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 54 Hat - Timed Drop
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Painted with Muskelmannbraun
Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 68 Hat - Timed Drop
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Vintage Hound Dog
Level 98 Hat - Timed Drop
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
Pugilist's Protector
Level 75 Hat - Crafted
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat - Earned
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included.
  • Untradable
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 3 Hat - Purchased
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
  • Uncraftable
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat - Steam Purchase
Gift
Larrikin Robin
Level 16 Hat - Purchased
  • Gift from: Potluck Brigand
  • Uncraftable
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat - Steam Purchase
From another era.
  • Untradable
Unusual Madame Dixie
Level 59 Hat - Traded
  • Effect: Green Confetti
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat - Store Promotion
  • Untradable
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 24 Hat - Timed Drop
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 80 Hat - Timed Drop
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 99 Hat - Timed Drop
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
28573
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm #28573
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter!
  • Crafted by J.Axer
  • Craft number: 28573
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 29 Hat - Timed Drop
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Painted with A Distinctive Lack of Hue
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 51 Hat - Gifted
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 44 Hat - Timed Drop
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 23 Hat - Timed Drop
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 55 Hat - Timed Drop
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 40 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat - Timed Drop
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 62 Hat - Found in Crate
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Private Eye
Level 48 Hat - Found in Crate
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 75 Hat - Found in Crate
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics. Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
  • Style: Manic
J.Axer's Dapper Topper
Level 10 Hat - Timed Drop
First Place Winner, Propaganda Contest
  • Untradable
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 32 Hat - Timed Drop
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Painted with An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 98 Hat - Timed Drop
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 61 Hat - Timed Drop
The Waxy Wayfinder
Level 23 Hat - Purchased
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  • Uncraftable
Old Guadalajara
Level 73 Hat - Timed Drop
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 29 Hat - Timed Drop
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to quell his flames.
Gift
Unusual Pyromancer's Mask
Level 100 Hat - Traded
  • Effect: Green Energy
  • Gift from: Dinkum
  • Style: Original
Scotch Bonnet
Level 33 Hat - Purchased
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 12 Hat - Timed Drop
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 46 Hat - Timed Drop
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of plastic!
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 82 Hat - Timed Drop
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 55 Hat - Timed Drop
Straight outta control point.
  • Style: Old School
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Bombing Run
Level 14 Hat - Found in Crate
Death from above!
Whoopee Cap
Level 13 Hat - Found in Crate
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion for the discerning youth.
Trophy Belt
Level 64 Hat - Timed Drop
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 24 Hat - Timed Drop
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Professional's Panama
Level 34 Hat - Timed Drop
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 34 Hat - Timed Drop
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 94 Hat - Timed Drop
Gone Snipin'.
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 85 Cosmetic Item - Timed Drop
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or gambling.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 1 Hat - Timed Drop
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 26 Hat - Timed Drop
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 35 Hat - Found in Crate
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The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat - Found in Crate
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Painted with Balaclavas Are Forever
Stout Shako
Level 80 Hat - Timed Drop
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 90 Hat - Purchased
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
  • Uncraftable
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat - Achievement
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket jumping.
  • Untradable
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 43 Hat - Timed Drop
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Frenchman's Beret
Level 58 Hat - Found in Crate
Because real espionage is an artform.
2487
Stately Steel Toe #2487
Level 13 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by J.Axer
  • Craft number: 2487
5277
The Team Captain #5277
Level 59 Hat - Crafted
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
  • Crafted by J.Axer
  • Craft number: 5277
The Attendant
Level 14 Hat - Crafted
  • Crafted by J.Axer
The Attendant
Level 30 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Familiar Fez
Level 79 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 91 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
The Milkman
Level 61 Hat - Purchased
  • Uncraftable
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 74 Hat - Timed Drop
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
3962
The War Head #3962
Level 10 Hat - Crafted
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
  • Crafted by J.Axer
  • Craft number: 3962
Gift
Villain's Veil
Level 82 Hat - Purchased
The good, the bad, and the dead.
  • Gift from: Potluck Brigand
  • Style: Hired Gun
  • Uncraftable
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat - Timed Drop
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
  • Untradable
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility - Timed Drop
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded.
  • Effect: Holy Glow
  • Untradable
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret - Timed Drop
Left 4 You.
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 52 Mascot - Found in Crate
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like, and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
  • Style: Distinguished
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask - Gifted
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask.
  • Untradable
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal - Traded
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
  • Medal no. 56
The Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 9 Pipe - Purchased
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
  • Effect: Genteel Smoke
  • Style: Afternoon
  • Uncraftable
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 71 Pyrovision Goggles - Achievement
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
  • Untradable
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 4 Pyrovision Goggles - Timed Drop
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
  • Witnessed the 2012 inferno
  • On Equip: Visit Pyroland
The Koala Compact
Level 35 Satchel - Found in Crate
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself!
  • Style: Twins
The Merc's Muffler
Level 64 Scarf - Purchased
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market!
Painted with Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Purchased
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +15% bullet damage resistance on wearer
  • 20% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
  • Uncraftable
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield - Timed Drop
  • +25 max health on wearer
  • +15% bullet damage resistance on wearer
  • 20% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Razorback
Level 10 Strange Shield - Found in Crate
  • Blocks a single backstab attempt
  • Spies Shocked: 0
The Fast Learner
Level 21 Shirt - Purchased
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your own make-believe Ivy League!
  • Style: Summer
  • Uncraftable
Painted with Pink as Hell